the cutest little shit ive ever seen

WEREWOLF AU'S
  • “dude i know youre a werewolf and all but seriously that freaking howl laughter you do is so fucking extra and i cant take it anymore”
  • “you being part dog has its perks, mostly for me because whenever i toss something away your eyes follow it and you perk up like you want to chase it but restrict yourself and its honestly the cutest fucking thing ive ever seen”
  • “honestly though i hate my pack so much, like theyre a bunch of assholes but i ran into you on a full moon run in the forest and idk u seem pretty cool. wanna go hunting or scare some people or some shit? i know this sick ass lake thats always really warm, i can show you”
  • “yes i understand im a big bad werewolf now but really i dont want to hurt those cute little rabbits and deer, cant we just wait until we transform back to eat? thats not how it works? well cant i just eat before i transform so i wont be hungry–im sorry im just new at this and im sorta trying to go vegetarian here–”
  • “babe you know i love you and i would give up my life for yours but i sWEAR TO GOD IF YOU GIVE ME ONE MORE DOG TOY FOR MY BIRTHDAY IM GONNA PUNCH YOU SQUARE IN THE FACE”
  • “look im not a supernatural fanatic or anything but i swear man every time this kid next to me gets frustrated they actually growl and it sounds just like some rabid steroid induced dog, and im not saying their a werewolf man but theyre totally a werewolf
  • a werewolf getting personally offended when someone says they’re not a dog person
  • “as a werewolf i can personally talk to dogs and boyohboy does ur little pug have some tea to spill…"
  • “alternatively, i find you to be really superduper adorable and whenever i come over your little dog goes off on rants to me about the cute embarrassing stuff that you do when your home alone and honestly I wake up every day for these chats”
  • “when I saw you climbing out of the stream I was fishing in dirty, wet, and naked, I assumed you had just survived some kind of intense mob hit or something but really you had just detransformed from a werewolf after you were playing in the water trying to catch a fish, and ultimately failing. nice ass, by the way.”

filthy-rat  asked:

my buddies don't really get why i'm so into junkrat, so maybe you could explain your love of the trash rodent for them. bonus points for gifs and pictures, go :>

Oh boy, where do I even begin with this one? Lol. So this may come as a shock, but when I first got into Overwatch, I actually hated Junkrat. I despised the boy and the mere sight of him disgusted me. I remember when Junkensteins Revenge rolled around this time last year and whenever I saw him in his little intro video I’d always say ‘SHUT UP NOBODY LIKES YOU’ *sigh*

So anyways, once I started playing the game more myself (I was a Dva main at first, shocker I know.) I kinda got bored with hating him so I was just meh about him. My boyfriend (who also hated Junkrat at first but now has almost 30 hours with him and a golden frag launcher) mentioned to me that I would probably be a good junkrat and I got SOOOO OFFENDED. I was like ‘I don’t wanna be Junkrat! Gross, why would you even say that?!’ 😂😂

So fast forward a few months (at this time I was playing overwatch on my boyfriends account cause I was too cheap to make my own) it’s the year of the rooster event. My boyfriend got his friend into Overwatch and they we’re about to play together for the first time and he said he was a Junkrat main. Lol, me and my boyfriend both gave each other disgusted looks and was like JUNKRAT? EW! He said he just loved shooting bombs at people while laughing about it. Later that night, I was watching them play and as expected our friend picked Junkrat. And it was kinda weird because I had never actually gotten to see him so close before, like before junkrat was always just doing his own thing, but this junkrat was saying hello, doing emotes and always following my boyfriend around in game so it was kinda like 'hanging out with junkrat’ if you will…and for some reason I found it ADORABLE. His 'gday mate!’ was the cutest thing I had ever heard in my life (bless you Chris.) As I kept observing the game I found myself focusing less on the game and more on this Junkrat guy. The first thing that stood out to me was how loud he was. The whole game was just nothing but Junkrat laughing and that really started to grow on me. So just in like one game I had already started to warm up on him. It was very fast. I wouldn’t say it out loud but I was like 'ok maybe this guy isn’t so bad’…

My boyfriend played a lot of mystery heroes and whenever he got junkrat he would kill himself so one day I was like 'hey give me your junkrat turn!’ So I would start being his junkrat and like even though I wasn’t good with him at first, I found myself falling in love with this character. He was so fun, so unique. One day as I was playing I realized I didn’t know what any of his emotes were, and was like 'hmm what even is his emote?’ And it was the puppet one and after I saw that emote it was over. The transformation had begun. HOLY SHIT THAT WAS THE CUTEST THING IVE EVER SEEN!!! I thought to myself. I couldn’t get over how insanely adorable it was. Every weird, strange little quirk about this character was just amazing to see. After a few more weeks of playing Junkrat on my boyfriends account I started getting good, like really good. I was getting POTG left and right and racked up 20 hours in a matter of days. I realized I had found my main. Then I made my account and I even named it after him (I wanted to call it trashmouse, but that taken I threw in 'lady’ and made it ladytrashmouse so people knew I was a girl lol) 😂Like, it’s so insane how quickly I became so fascinated by this rat. I wanted to know everything about him, and then came the part where I started thinking he was cute. At first I was in total denial and like 'no way I can’t think this trash person is cute…I found myself googling him in my spare time, reading all his wikis and bios, I got all caught up on the comics and lore and found myself unable to get him out of my head. Finally, I realized what happened.

Shit, I’m in love with him.

Where to begin? I sincerely adore him and everything about him. So many people think I love him ironically. I totally get that he’s not 'conventionally attractive’ but that’s what I love about him. I love how tall he is, I love how long his face is. I love his crazy brownish/orange eyes. I LOVE LOVE LOVE his hands and his adorable little fingers, even his robot hand and he singed fingertips. His body is just 👌🏻👌🏻 and his smile is so pretty and just UGHHH. I love all his quirky little voice lines and antics. Don’t even get me started on 'The Plan’ oh goodness…I just love him. Call my cringey, creepy whatever I don’t fucken care. I adore Jamison Fawkes and everything about him. (Blah, blah, blah he’s a not real fictional character what the hell is wrong with you, etc, etc…I’ve heard it all) Sorry it’s such a long boring story but I have a lot to say about the characters I’m passionate about, especially that junk boi 💕

I REALLY WANT AN ESPURR LIKE OH MY GOD THEYRE SO FUCKING CUTE AND I WATCHED A CLIP FROM THE XY ANIME AND WHILE IT RIPPED MY HEART OUT

THE SOUND IT MAKES IS SO FUCKING ADORABLE AND I WANT FIFTY OF THEM LIKE LOOK AT ITS FACE AND HOW HAPPY IT IS WHEN IT GETS THE NECKLACE 

AND HERE LOOK AT ITS DUMBASS SMILE LIKE HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE THIS ADORABLE FLUFFBALL I MEAN ITS EVEN GOT A FUCKING FLOWER

HERE ITS JUST SO HAPPY TO BE AN ESPURR PROBABLY ITS THE CUTEST LITTLE SHIT IVE EVER SEEN LORD HELP ME I WANT FIFTY OF THEM