- dog people: Oh hey cool dog! My family had a golden retriever when I was a kid, is it ok if I say hi?
- Dog People™: This is my dog Bark Twain. He's 30% pit bull, 45% albino Mongolian wolverine herder, and 25% Mexican silver back coyote. I guess that makes me a #pibblemommie! I saved him from a high kill shelter; they were literally about to put him to sleep him when I found him. Like, literally they were putting the needle in his leg when I burst through the door and swooped him up in my arms. He's simultaneously the most difficult dog to handle and won't listen to anybody else except me because I'm the Alpha, *and* he's the most sweetest cutest harmless baby angel in the world!!!!!!!! It's all in how you raise them! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You wouldn't happen to have that one photo of Brendon in a blonde wig would you??? Also do you have any photos of Brendon with Bogart?? Bogart is literally the world's cutest dog.