the curse of the pink panther

the pink panther pt. 1 & 2 are truly gifts to the lazytown fandom because

  • the world goes round is an amazing song
  • robbie in the catsuit
  • (alternatively, it’s cursed because Aerobics Robbie happens)
  • stinge saves the day
  • during the credits with no explanation, sportacus runs up to a rainbow?? sportacus is Confirmed Gay sorry i don’t make up the rules
  • most importantly, robbie disguised as the inspector falls off the roof of city hall and sportacus catches him
  • except the kids, the mayor and bessie all run over to see stinge who just saved the crystal
  • when they look back at sportacus and “the inspector” a solid minute later, they only then realize it’s robbie, and sportacus acts just as shocked (despite the fact that the disguise fell off immediately after sporty caught him)
  • logical conclusion: sportacus clearly knew it was robbie right away and they were probably taking the opportunity to cuddle a bit before the kids started paying attention to them again (lbh those kids are not very observant)

evilheroes  asked:

Hey! It's me again and it's all your fault because both of you keep recing the best sterek fics out there and you order them from smaller to larger and i don't even know what else... Anyway my point is that you are the reason(s) that i constantly blow off school work! But i love it!! Can you rec any new hacker stiles or derek please? Thanks angsty and fluffy!!!

We meet again, evilheroes (I feel like there should be some sort of theme music for when we answer one of your asks…teeheehee…am I a dork or am I a dork?)! Here’s what I could find for you (a couple are more like computer geeks, but as secret agents, so I figured they would be ok):

Hacker!Stiles

Tag Team Duo by justbewhelmed

(4,427 Teen Complete Secret Agents)

fic prompt by mahomine: Sterek, FBI field agent!Derek and Stiles as some kind of technology master (cause nerd Stiles and athletic Derek being attracted to him is such a kink).

P.S. Derek is pining. It’s wonderful.

The Hale Fire Job by moeblobmegane

(currently 12,232 Teen WIP Leverage AU)

“IF I agree to help, what am I supposed to do? You’ve got a military-grade hitter, a brilliant ghost thief, and one of the best grifters in the world. I’m just a jobless ex-insurance investigator. I’m not a criminal, Stiles.” 
“We can’t do this without you, Scott.“ 
"Why?" 
"Because you’re the good guy.”

Or in which Stiles asks for Scott to lead a group of high-tech thieves in their plan to bring down Kate Argent (for revenge, mostly).

You Left Your Window Open and I Crawled Inside by Madalynn_Bohemia

(14,057 Explicit Complete Voyeurism I Warning: Dubcon)

In which Derek and Stiles are neighbors, and Stiles somehow gets the fantastic idea to hack Derek’s computer to allow him an all access pass to spy through his webcam. It’s not like he’ll see something he shouldn’t, right?

Shaken and Stirred Series by secondstar

(total of 15,350 Mature-Explicit WIP, but probably complete Secret Agents, also smut is a thing that happens)

Stiles is the voice in his ear and the man in the glasses behind the computer screen. At the end of the day, he’s the only one Agent Eta trusts.

BORN VILLAIN Series by whokilledcodyosmond

(total of 130,517 Mature-Explicit WIP Criminal! and Dark!Derek Warning: Abuse, Noncon, Panic Attacks)

Stiles is a troubled young hacker at odds with his father, the Chief of Police in Beacon City. After a chance meeting with a handsome but dangerous man, he learns it isn’t always obvious who the bad guys are.

Hacker!Derek

Derek Hale: Agent of SHIELD by divenire

(currently 8,980 Teen WIP Agents of SHIELD AU)

This is the story of how Derek Hale unintentionally becomes an agent of SHIELD.

Espionage Would Be Wasted On You by reptilianraven

(9,275 Teen Complete)

“Can this actually wait until after the job?” Derek said with as much ferocity as he can, which apparently wasn’t much because Stiles’ laughter rang through his earpiece. “The mark’s getting out of the elevator, you better be ready.”

“First off, learn how to multitask.” Stiles told him. “Second, I need two more minutes. Hold him back.”

“Can’t. He’s already in the hallway. Learn how to multitask.” Derek smiled to himself when Stiles cursed.

Of course, the explosion went off at exactly the right time. Derek never thought explosions could sound smug until that very moment.

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The one where Derek is the tech guy and Stiles just likes to blow things up a lot. Together they fight crime or whatever.

Enjoy! Hope that helped. 

Angsty

*Plays Pink Panther Theme while tripping over feet spectacularly*

Also: How nice can you get, evilheroes? You’re making us look bad. ;)

Also also: Fluffy approves (in spirit, she’s actually with her family right now, ew who does that anymore) of your procrastination. Angsty worries like the mother she is (though she is secretly pleased). 

Movies
  • A Bug’s Life
  • Across the Universe
  • Aladdin
  • Alice in Wonderland (1951)
  • Alice in Wonderland (2010)
  • The Amazing Spiderman
  • Amélie
  • American Hustle
  • Anastasia
  • Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy  ⎮  Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
  • Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging
  • The Aristocats
  • Arrietty
  • Atlantis: The Lost Empire
  • August: Osage County
  • The Avengers
  • Ace Ventura Pet Detective
  • A Charlie Brown Christmas
  • A Christmas Story
  • The Addams Family
  • Addams Family Values
  • Adult World

B

  • Beastly
  • Bambi
  • Batman (2005-2012):
    • Batman Begins
    • The Dark Knight
    • The Dark Knight Rises
  • Beautiful Creatures
  • Beauty and the Beast
  • Beetlejuice
  • Better Off Dead
  • Black Swan
  • Blue Jasmine
  • The Book Thief
  • Bottle Rocket
  • Brave
  • The Breakfast Club
  • Bridesmaids
  • Bridge to Terabithia
  • Brokeback Mountain
  • Burlesque
  • The Butterfly Effect
  • Byzantium

C

  • Captain America: The First Avenger
  • Captain Phillips
  • Carrie (2013)
  • Cars  ⎮  Cars 2
  • Casablanca
  • Case 39
  • Casper
  • Casper Meets Wendy
  • Castle in the Sky
  • Catching Fire
  • Catch Me If You Can
  • The Cat Returns
  • Cavemen
  • Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
  • Chicago
  • Chronicle
  • Cinderella
  • Coffee Town
  • The Collector
  • The Collection
  • The Conjuring
  • Coraline
  • Corpse Bride
  • Crazy, Stupid, Love  Part 1/Part 2
  • The Croods

D

  • Dallas Buyers Club
  • Daredevil
  • The Darjeeling Limited
  • Dark Shadows
  • Dead Poets Society
  • Despicable Me  ⎮  Despicable Me 2
  • The Devil Wears Prada
  • Disconnect
  • Don Jon
  • Don’t Look Under the Bed
  • Dracula
  • Drive
  • Dumbo

E

  • Easter Parade
  • Easy A
  • Edward Scissorhands
  • Elf
  • Ella Enchanted
  • The Emperor’s New Groove
  • Ender’s Game
  • Epic
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • The Exoricist

F

  • Fahrenheit 451

  • The

  • Fantasia

  • The Fantastic Four  ⎮  The Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer

  • Fantastic Mr. Fox
  • Fearless
  • Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
  • The Fifth Estate
  • Fight Club
  • Finding Nemo
  • The First Time
  • Frankenweenie
  • From Up on Poppy Hill
  • Frozen

G

  • Ghostbusters
  • Goldfinger
  • The Grand Budapest Hotel
  • Gravity
  • The Great Gatsby

H

  • Harry Potter:
    • Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone
    • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
    • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
    • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
    • Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
    • Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
    • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
    • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
  • Heathers
  • The Help
  • Her
  • Hercules
  • High School Musical
    • High School Musical
    • High School Musical 2
    • High School Musical 3: Senior Year
  • The Hobbit:
    • The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
    • The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug
  • Hotel Transylvania
  • Howl’s Moving Castle
  • How to Train Your Dragon
  • Hugo
  • The Hunchback of Notre Dame
  • The Hunger Games  ⎮  The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

I

  • I Heart Huckabees
  • Inception
  • The Incredible Hulk
  • The Internship
  • The Iron Giant
  • Iron Man  ⎮  Iron Man 2  ⎮  Iron Man 3

J

  • The Jungle Book
  • Juno

K

  • Kick-Ass  ⎮  Kick-Ass 2
  • The Kids Are All Right
  • Kiki’s Delivery Service
  • Kill Your Darlings
  • The Kings of Summer

L

  • Lady and the Tramp
  • The Lego Movie
  • Les Mis
  • The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
  • Life of Pi
  • Lilo & Stitch
  • The Lion King  ⎮  The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride  ⎮  The Lion King III: Hakuna Matata
  • The Little Mermaid
  • LOL
  • Lone Survivor
  • The Lorax
  • Lord of the Rings:
    • Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
    • Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
    • Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • Love Actually

M

  • Magic Mike
  • The Matrix:
    • The Matrix
    • The Matrix Reloaded
    • The Matrix Revolutions
  • Mean Girls
  • Meet the Robinsons
  • Megamind
  • Midnight in Paris
  • Moonrise Kingdom
  • Monster’s Inc  ⎮  Monster’s University
  • The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones
  • Moulin Rouge!
  • Mulan
  • My Neighbor Totoro

N

  • Nebraska
  • The Nightmare Before Christmas
  • The Notebook
  • Now You See Me

O

  • Only Lovers Left Alive
  • Oz the Great and Powerful

P

  • Pacific Rim
  • Paranorman
  • Perks of Being a Wallflower
  • Peter Pan
  • The Phantom of the Opera
  • Philomena
  • The Pink Panther 
  • Pinocchio
  • Pitch Perfect
  • Pirates of the Caribbean:
    • Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
    • Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
    • Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
    • Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
  • Pocahontas
  • Ponyo
  • Porco Rosso
  • Practical Magic
  • Pretty In Pink
  • Pride & Prejudice (2005)
  • The Princess and The Frog
  • The Princess Bride
  • Princess Mononoke
  • Pulp Fiction

Q

R

  • Ratatouille
  • Rent
  • Requiem for a Dream
  • Rise of the Guardians
  • The Road to El Dorado
  • Robin Hood: Men in Tights
  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show
  • Romeo and Juliet (1996)
  • The Royal Tenenbaums
  • Rushmore

S

  • The Sandlot
  • Saving Mr. Banks
  • Say Anything
  • Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
  • The Secret Life of Walter MItty
  • Silver Linings Playbook
  • Sixteen Candles
  • Sherlock Holmes:
    • Sherlock Holmes
    • Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
  • She’s The Man
  • Shrek: The Musical
  • Sleeping Beauty (1959)
  • Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
  • Some Kind of Wonderful
  • Spider-Man:
    • Spider-Man (2002)
    • Spider-Man 2 (2004)
    • Spider-Man 3 (2007)
  • Spirited Away
  • The Spy Who Loved Me
  • Star Wars:
    • Episode I: The Phantom Menace
    • Episode II: Attack of the Clones
    • Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
    • Episode IV: A New Hope
    • Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
    • Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
  • Star Trek (2009)  ⎮  Star Trek: Into Darkness
  • Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
  • The Sword in the Stone

T

  • Tangled
  • Tarzan
  • Ten Inch Hero
  • That Awkward Moment
  • Thor  ⎮  Thor: The Dark World
  • Titanic
  • Toy Story 1  ⎮  Toy Story 2  ⎮  Toy Story 3
  • Transformers:
    • Transformers
    • Revenge of the Fallen
    • Dark of the Moon
  • Treasure Planet
  • The Twilight Saga:
    • Twilight
    • New Moon
    • Eclipse
    • Breaking Dawn (Part 1)
    • Breaking Dawn (Part 2)
    • Breaking Dawn (Part 3)

U

  • Unrelated
  • Up

V

  • Vampire Academy
  • Veronica Mars
  • V for Vendetta

W

  • WALL∙E
  • Warm Bodies
  • Wolf of Wall Street
  • World War Z
  • Wreck-It Ralph
  • Wristcutters: A Love Story

X

  • X-Men:
    • X-Men
    • X2: X-Men United
    • X-Men: The Last Stand
    • X-Men Origins: Wolverine
    • X-Men: First Class
    • The Wolverine

Y

Z

  • Zombieland

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  • 10 Things I Hate About You
  • 12 Years A Slave
  • 21 Jump Street
  • 101 Dalmations
  • (500) Days of Summer
  • 2 Guns
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