the crying girl is annoying i know

anonymous asked:

do u have any new fluff/smut (or any fics with a happy ending) zk fic recs?

hi!!! I’m so sorry for replying late but in any case THANK YOU FOR ASKING BECAUSE BOI DO I EVER

FLUFFY ZUTARA FIC RECS!!!!!!!!!!!11

1.) The Stalking Zuko Series by emletish

thoughts: My absolute favorite fluffy fic in this fandom. It’s written in an unconventional albeit REAAAALLY astounding style (read: First POV Katara writing in a journal hooo boy). Features drunk!Zuko, ticklish!Zuko, and overall #1FuckingDorkinTheWorld!Zuko, but also angsty!Zuko and dumbshit!Zuko who just wants to set everything on fire bc he’s a dumbshit sometimes tbh. You will laugh and cry and laugh and laugh and cry over and over again and I just cannot recommend this fic enough please go read it now edhsujsa.

Accompanying Oneshots if you’re up to it (you will be trust me):

  • the collected lists of zuko - a comprehensive list of things that annoy Katara and why Katara is the most impossible girl in the history of ever (which is why you love her Zuko. we all know. WE ALL. KNOW.), according to our favorite fire lord 
  • the crooked thing - they’re trying to keep this thing they have a secret; a.k.a. in which things are perfectly imperfect.
  • snuggling dysfunctional cats - all of this shit from Toph’s POV brb im fucking screaming .

2.) i didn’t know i was lonely (’til I saw your face) by raisindeatre

thoughts: Listen. LISTEN. @raisindeatre​ / Atia is an absolute GODDESS. Her writing style is one of the best I’ve seen in this fandom, and it’s absolutely breathtaking. She just blows my mind on a regular tbh. This fic is genius and stunningly weaves canon into a modern AU, and one that actually works (and there’s very few of those imho). Slow burn but worth it. Every word of this is golden (also please read all of raisindeatre’s work, she’s amazing I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH).

3.) Bones by sadladybug

thoughts: Zuko and Katara on the night of their wedding. I absolutely love it when authors weave in Fire Nation/Water Tribe/any kind of avatar lore into their stories (it amazes me moreso when it comes sTRAIGHT FROM THE AUTHOR’S OWN RESEARCH AND IMAGINATION) and I’m overall just a sucker for this kinda shit. This fic also achieves the perfect balance of smut and fluff, and is written so beautifully it just makes me wanna cry go read it pls. 

4.) Scars by Em Dixon

thoughts: “Katara is the only one with scar-touching privileges. Very quick read but beautiful all throughout. 


5. What Little She Can Do by chromeknickers

thoughts:

this is from chromeknickers’ collection of drabbles and ficlets (they’re very short, but they’re so well-written and they make me want to cry tbh). Not all of the entries are fluffy, so I’ve listed the ones that are!

From the same author’s Through the Looking Glass Series:



Special Mention:
swing and a miss by stellatiate, for beanaroony

Currently in the middle of reading this AND I CANNOT STOP FLAILING. It has some angst in it but the in-between fluff is where it’s at, fam. The writing style is very unique and i’ve never read anythign quite like it. It’s genius. Thank you so much to @babyfairybaekhyun for reccing this iufdhsuijhn

i havent been active in the fandom very much so this has been such a nice refresher! Plus i’m an absolute sucker for fluff. Anyhow, I miss you guys lots, so please accept this as a sort of gift from the bottom of this MIA zutarian’s heart. Enjoy and feel free to add more!!!

VIVA LA ZUTARAAAAA.

good luck | reggie mantle (riverdale)

Originally posted by void-obriens

a/n: i want more reggie asap like riverdale give us more reggie please i need it in my life. i also had a lot of fun playing around with like kind good protective reggie instead of jerk jock reggie!! asshole to the world but never to his girl!💙💛🏈1️⃣4️⃣

prompt: 55- “don’t you dare lay a finger on her” & 86- “you know it’s okay to cry”

you walk out of the gym still clad in your cheerleading uniform, the hall filling with the loud commotion of kids as they pour out from their classes.

you see the jocks exit their locker room rowdy from practice you assume, as you make your way toward your locker one of the jocks bumps into you sending you toward the ground

“watch it idiot” i spit annoyed picking myself up of the floor “me watch it? how about you watch your mouth vixen” he steps closer to me trying to intimidate me. i place my hand on his chest pushing the jock out of my face

“you think your tough because your a bulldog?” i giggle and roll my eyes at the teen “get out of my face Chuck”

i try and move past as a crowd gathers but he’s hands dart to my arm and he pulls me back pushing me up against the lockers “no can do princess” he snarls

“seriously chuck stop being a meat head and let me go” he steps back and i glance at him before walking forward only to have chuck grab a handful of my ass as i pass

i freeze turning on my heel “what the hell chuck!” i yell feeling sick to my stomach “oh c'mon (y/n), i had to see if the rumours were true” he bites his lip and runs his hands over his head taking a good look at my body

i suddenly feel self conscious in my uniform and lookas a crowds gather “CLAYTON!” a sudden voice yells

i search for the voice as none other than reggie mantle steps through the sea of jocks and shoves his friend into the lockers behind him just like the boy had done with me.

“ah chill mantle im just having fun with the hottest little river vixen, right (y/n)” the jocks get giddy pushing on each other like ‘bros’

“it’s fine reg forget it” i mutter to the raven haired boy turning to leave the scene “yeah reg it’s fine” chuck tease slipping past the boy and walking briskly toward me to get one last touch of my ass

i squeal disgusted in the boys actions, and like lightning reggie is next to me in a flash shoving the dim witted boy up against the lockers holding him up by his sweat shirt

“don’t you dare lay a finger on her” he warns getting into his face “you hear me” he shouts and the boy nods vigorously “okay okay reg chill” he drops the boy down and I turn walking away as fast as my legs could take me.

“did i hear that chuck & reggie were fighting over you today!” ronnie gushes as we prepare for the big game.

i roll my eyes applying another coat of mascara to my lashes “jeez v it wasn’t like that at all” i exhale placing down the wand and turning to face my two best friends “chuck was being a handsy dick and reggie stuck up for me thats all”

they share a puzzled glance “wait what do you mean handsy?” betty pushes worry washing over her face “he just grabbed my ass a few times and yeah I don’t want to talk about it can we just drop it?”

“(y/n) that’s not nothing you-” and by some grace of god cheryl bounds into the locker room “let’s go sluts show time”

“god i hate the kids at this school” i mummer before following the raven and blonde headed girls out and onto the field.

we stand along the track as the bulldogs rip through their banner jogging onto the school field as the bleacher erupt in cheers. we do a few cheers and flips before it was the opposing teams turn to enter

i make my way over to the drinks table and catch chuck and his mates staring me down like a piece of meat making gestures that would only make a girl feel sick to her stomach

and like clockwork tears dribble down your fast as fast as they appear “(y/n?)” i cuz sand turn away from the boy quickly wiping my eyes before turning back to the jock “reg hey” i smile

“your crying” he states and i shake my head denying it which only causes me to cry even more “im sorry it’s stupid i shouldn’t be crying im fine” i choke and he shakes his head stepping closer to me

“hey hey” he places his hands on my shoulders in attempts to comfort me “you know it’s okay to cry?” he questions dabbing a few of my fallen tears with his thumb

“do you?” i tease earning a laugh from him which cause me to giggle to myself “um yes for a fact i do, your looking at a dude who cried during the fault in our stars”

my eyes widen “no way” he shrugs his shoulders “guilty, but if you tell anyone im afraid I’ll have to kill ya” he said as a matter of fact. i hold my hand up “scouts honour”

i wipe the remaining tears off my face and take a few steady breathes trying to block out chuck and he’s idiotic friends

“forget Chuck okay? a guy like that doesn’t deserve a pretty girls tears okay?” i look up into his eyes and smile to myself “thanks reg” he smiles shyly.

“anytime (y/n/n)” he plays with his helmet and i glance down to my shoes to nervous to say anything else

“mantle lets go!” he turns to his coach as he yells for him “coming coach” he yells back glancing at me looking slightly guilty

“im sorry ive gotta go” and i shake my head touches his shoulder softly “it’s fine it’s fine!”

“goodluck” he smiles at me and i blush “thanks reg” he waits glancing at me “what aren’t you going to wish me good luck?” he sasses and giggle.

“you won’t need it but” i throw my arms around the boys next and stand on my tip toes kissing him

“good” kiss “luck” kiss “reg” kiss

i take my hands away from his neck settling them on his chest as his still linger around my waist “woah that was way better” i smile giddy as he re joins our lips “good luck my little vixen”

“MANTLE” he rolls his eyes “im coming coach im coming!” he yells giving me another kiss before rushing off to his team turning around and smiling giddily at your as a blush covers your face.

maybe not all jocks where jerks after all

Things I’ve heard in my Latin class

- “Why am I crying over a dog that died 2000 years ago?!”

- *reading* ”Barbillus was annoyed by the slave so he decided to kill him. Yeah sounds about right.”

- “We know like 5 words for ‘dead’ but how do you say yes?!?!”

- “Come on, Quintus. Take the dog, not the freedman!”

- “Quintus is totally gay with him.” “Dude, he’s like 60.”

- “Are we sure that these people are straight?”

- *whispering* “You’re a very naughty slave-girl.”

- “Are Metella and Melissa together?”

- “Why am I here?”

- “I’m regretting everything.”

- “frustra” *nearly starts crying*

- “You can only die once.” “Unless you’re immortal.” *teacher stops lesson to talk about Hercules*

- “I’m still bitter over Cerberus.”

- “It’s king Cogidubro!” “Dude, Cogidubnus is really old and disabled.” “Oh yeah.”

- *reading* “When he heard this, he set his cheek on fire. Wait, what?”

- “Wait are they still in the rose garden.”

- “Oh someone died. Surprise.”

Finding Out You're Pregnant With Jughead's Baby Would Include:

• Keeping it a secret at first because you were scared of his reaction

• Jughead realizing something was going on and always grilling you about it

• “Juggie, it’s nothing-” “don’t tell me it’s nothing, because I know when something’s up with you!”

• Telling him after noticing how worried he was

• “I-I’m gonna be a dad?”

• Thinking he wasn’t happy at first

• Cheering up upon realizing a grin was creeping onto his face

• “(Y/N) (Y/L/N), I love you, and our unborn child, too.”

• Jughead always resting his head on your stomach, just smiling but hardly ever saying anything

• “You look scary,” “shut up, (Y/N).”

• Telling Archie and Betty after a little while

• Them being skeptical and worried at first, but being happy once they realised how glad you guys were

• “Jughead, you actually got a girl knocked up, I’m proud of ya!” “Arch, that isn’t-” “Aw, i’m only joking!”

•  Lots of cute moments

• Seeing Jughead looking up parent advice and reading books on parenting

• “Jug you should be the mom, you’ve been spending all of your free time reading parenting guides, you’ll be fine!”

• Him always offering to help you do anything, to the point where it got annoying

• “I can walk to my room just fine, you know.” “yeah, but I worry,”

• Always being shocked when he’d start offering you his food at Pop’s

• “The Jughead Jones, sharing food?”

• Lots of happy crying

• Very overprotective dad Jughead

Originally posted by roadtoriverdale

BB19 First Impressions Thread - no particular order!

1. Christmas Abbott

- so fricken cute

-hopefully alight w/ females

-WILL be a bad ass competitor 


2. Matthew Clines

-cute

-sports

-dad vibes (idk help me)

-jeff & him look like brothers hehe


3. Dominique Cooper

-intelligent, talented

-smile lights up my world

-could listen to her talk all day

-facial expressions = great gifs

-excited to see her DOMINATE this summer


4. Elena Davis

-hopefully entertaining for america

-cutie

-not sure bout her tho // i’m sorry :( 


5. Jason Dent

-annoying

-rodeo clown

-can’t listen to him talk cuz i wanna punch my face in

-needs to get off show before it even starts 


6. Jessica Graf

-hot as fuck

-confident

-boy crazy :\

-clever tho

-scared she’ll open her mouth and it’ll ruin her

-mark & her WILL have a showmance


7. Cameron Heard

-thinks he’ll be the smartest in the house

-less socially awkward than people in his archetype

-thinks he’s better than ian???? bye sweets. 


8. Mark Jansen

-teddy bear

-comes off as buff but we all know that’s not even true

-will have showmance with jess 

-give him a chance people


9. Megan Lowder

-dragged RATCOLE so i’m a fan

-loves ika

-ready to lie & backstab (hehehe) 

-wants to kick ppl out who are just looking for fame


10. Josh Martinez

-family guy

-confident

-knows what’s up

-excited for him


11. Cody Nickson

-WANT to see him cry 

-hopefully doesn’t go after girls

-alpha.beta.bullshit

-a legit PSYCHO!!! 10/10 dangerous.


12. Alex Ow

-didn’t know she was in diary room?

-won’t be good @ competitions, but will be funny to laugh at

-wants to build alliance w/ guys

-have a feeling she’ll be evicted 3rd

-has a personality

-didn’t know who Jeff was????


13. Jillian Parker

-voice is so f’n annoying

-says “yeah” too much

-hopefully FIRST to be evicted

-MENINIST

-wants to snitch on the girls??? get her outta here


14. Kevin Schlehuber

-such a cool ass dad

-stan him so hard omfg —- will probably be the most loyal

-i wanna be friends

-confuses Jeff so i love him

-has a cool calm to him

-PURE soul

-can dunk


15. Ramses Soto

-”i’m not black, I’m dominican” … ???? huh

-MF superfan

-shady

-loves Dan and Ika so i luv him

-bubbly, and a cutie pie


16. Raven Walton

-cute!!!

-should give her a chance??

-frankie fan :(

-her stans will make me irritated & not like her hehe… we’ll see


UNTIL next time America, see you all on the 28th!

anonymous asked:

I don't know if you do headcanons but Steve and Soda best friend headcanons?

You’ve got it, hun 🙌

- Both are loyal af to bro code and always compete over a girl they both find cute.

- Tell each other all the gossip like teenage girls and vent to each other about everything & know each other’s deepest secrets. They could blackmail each other if they wanted to, but they’re tight bros. 👌🏻

- They have a secret knock & secret handshake and made their own language as kids.

- Steve points out which girls Sodapop dates aren’t loyal and gets pissed when Soda doesn’t listen to him like, “Soda, I told you Sandy was a total SNAKE hiss hiss 🐍 and you didn’t listen, did ya’?”

- They’re the those annoying kinds of boys who are roughly play fighting anywhere at anytime and ramming into shit + breaking things.

- Steve loves ruining Ponyboy’s day by pranking him too and Pony just gets so upset to the point where his face his red and he looks as if he’s about to cry and Soda doesn’t know whether to comfort him or to laugh.

- The annoying lil shits in the back of the class who are rlly loud and enjoy being the class clowns. They’re purposely getting each other in trouble just for the fun of it like, “Sodapop, could you please stop talking, you’re disrupting my academics,” or “Wow, Steve, I can’t believe you’re copying off all of my answers,” and the teacher is just 100% done.

- They’re always pranking each other, they’ve done it since they were kids. Like, when Sodapop is about to sit, Steve PULLS the chair and Soda falls on his ass. Or Steve sneaks into his bedroom and blasts an airhorn and Sodapop JUMPS UP like “???” and Steve is just laughing so hard, omfg. Sodapop likes to light those mini fireworks and put them in Steve’s pants so that they POP or draw vulgar things all over his face when he’s passed out on the couch and Soda’s laughing so hard that he’s almost in tears bc Steve is literally half asleep with a bunch of black marker shit on his face and has no idea what the hell is going on until he looks into the mirror in horror.

- They’ve had emotional moments before where they’ve hugged each other and cried. Soda’s the only one who’s ever seen Steve sob. They know each other so well that it’s impossible for them to lie to each other.

Chapter Six: The Journey From Platform Nine and Three Quarters 18/06/17

If you want to participate in #hogwartsreread the rules can be found here. Here’s my thoughts on the chapter:

  • Who was the original Hedwig in a history of magic??? I need to know
  • Wtf the durselsy were prepared to just leave an eleven year old on his in london? 
  • WEASLEYS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY
  • God i’m having fred feels this is so sad
  • I know percy is redeemable at the end and he’s not a bad person, but oh my god he’d be annoying in real life
  • Aww ginny don’t worry I cry that I can’t go to hogwarts too
  • It must’ve been a boring year for Ginny though poor girl. Although maybe Bill was still living at home at this point which might’ve made it a bit better. I mean I love the Weasley’s but it’d suck being the only one of seven kids still at home
  • Ron and Harry are so cute MY HEART
  • Fucking Peter Pettigrew eurgh
  • Harry is so pure. He cheers Ron up about being poor and makes sure to do it in a tactful way I honestly love this boy
  • Thank you book for not including that ridiculously selfish ‘I’ll take the lot’ line from the movie
  • It’s basically the first time Harry’s ever had anything of his own and he’s just super excited to share it with someone my sweet child
  • HERMIONE!!!
  • Dammit why couldn’t Scabbers have died when he hit the window? Would have saved us a load of heartbreak
WTF JUST HAPPENED

I don’t remember exactly how it started. It was the craziest night of my life, up until that point at least. Since that night nothing has been the same.

I was standing against the wall, lost in my phone, texting my best friend, Brenda, who was once again late for the concert she insisted I attend with her.

“Brenda where the fuck are you?”

I stare at my phone for what feels like an eternity waiting for her response. Finally a reply comes across.

“Sorry.  I’ll be there soon.”

I huff, my frustration fueled tears catching the eye of a rock star wanna be who stops dead in his tracks to ask if I’m okay. I look up briefly, noticing his piercing blue eyes, and smile through my tears and nod, embarrassed that I wasn’t invisible and he saw me.

I wipe my tears away and text Sharon again warning her of her impending death. I look up to see those same piercing blue eyes standing over me. “You’re crying. Girls don’t usually cry for no reason. I can’t leave you alone like this,” he insists. “Your boyfriend make you cry?”

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Moody Loki, One Shot

TITLE: Moody Loki

CHAPTER NO./ONE SHOT: One Shot

AUTHOR: fanficshiddles

ORIGINAL IMAGINE: Imagine that, when Loki has just came to the Avengers tower, you one day accidentally literally walk into him. He gets angry and snaps at you, telling you ugly, hurtful things. He expects you to yell back at him like all the others do, but to his shock, you start crying from the sheer fear right there in front of him. Not knowing what to do, but not wanting you to alert other Avengers, he quickly starts trying to calm you down so you would stop crying.

RATING: T

NOTES/WARNINGS: Just a quick and short one shot. :-)

Loki was in a bad mood, like he was every day since he arrived at the Avengers tower a week ago. He was on ‘tower arrest’ for the first few months until he could be trusted to go out in the public.

But everyone there knew what like he was and they had all given him a piece of their mind, whether he had started the argument or not.

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I’m not ticklish (Peter Parker x Reader)

Request: drabble 3 and peter :)

List of drabbles: http://imaginingspiderman.tumblr.com/drabbles


You were woken up by some noise Peter was making. Opening your eyes, you could see him removing the DVD from the DVD player you had been using to watch The Host. You had fallen asleep half through the movie and you didn’t know what time it was then. Faking being asleep, you closed your eyes again, hoping Peter would carry you to his bed. Just as he was going to take you, you couldn’t help but giggle -his hands had touched your hips, and you were probably the most ticklish person alive. Peter didn’t know that -you had always kept that as a secret, knowing he would use it against you.
‘Are you awake?’ Peter asked. You tried to remain silence, even if his hands were still on your hips and you wanted to laugh. ‘Babe?’ he said. You could feel the smirk in his voice as his hands roamed down the sides of your body. Just as you thought he was going to leave you on the couch, he started to tickle you, and you quickly opened your eyes and tried to stop him.
‘Stop, Pete! Stop right now!’ you screamed, crying of laughter. He had you pinned down to the sofa, and he was laughing so hard.
‘I didn’t know you were ticklish, babe’ he said, laughing. Normally, your heart would melt and you would feel butterflies in your stomach at the sound of his laugh, but you couldn’t help but want to scape his arms.
I’m not ticklish! You are just annoying me!’ you said, trying to sound serious. Finally stoping, Peter let you catch your breath, catching his as well. He got close to you, your noses touching.
‘Okay, okay, ticklish girl’ he said with a smile, and he kissed you before letting you complain, both of you smiling into the kiss. Maybe being ticklish wasn’t that bad.

#1 Prompt list

1.     “Go float yourself!”

2.     “Do you think we’re bad people?”

3.     “Just smile, I really need to see you smile right now.”

4.     “STOP INTERRUPTING ME!”

5.     “Give me a chance.”

6.     “I fucked up.”

7.     “I came to say goodbye.”

8.     “May we meet again”

9.     “I’m so in love with you.”

10.   “Isn’t this amazing?”

11.   “Catch me if you can!”

12.   “Are you drunk?”

13.   “Of course I remembered!”

14.   “You owe me.”

15.   “It’s just your imagination.”

16.   “I can take care of myself just fine.”

17.   “Since when have we ever been friends?”

18.   “We’re not just friends and you fucking know it.”

19.   “Just talk to me”

20.   “Just shut up and kiss me.”

21.   “If we get caught I’m blaming you”

22.   “Do you want to kiss as bad as I do right now”

23.   “How long do we have?”

24.   “How did we become this?”

25.   “Am I ever going to see you again?”

26.   “You make me feel invincible.”

27.   .”Love isn’t perfect and that’s okay.”

28.   “Are you ever going to tell him?”

29.   “Just let me in. I promise I won’t hurt you.”

30.   “I didn’t mean what I said.”

31.   “Don’t look at me like that.”

32.   “I’m pregnant and I don’t want to lose you.” 

33.   “What do you mean you love me?” “I mean that I love you..”

34.   “Why are you so secretive?” “why aren’t you?”

35.   “I need a place to stay.”

36.   “I’m too sober for this.”

37.   “Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”

38.   “No. Regrets.”

39.   “Leave me alone.”

40.   “That tattoo is hot.” “It is?” “Yeah, makes me wonder…” “Wonder what?” “What else youre hiding.”

41.   “I never meant to hurt you.”

42.   “You need to leave.”

43.   “I wish i’d never met you.”

44.   “I can’t stand the thought of loosing you.”

45.   “Can I kiss you right now?”

46.   “Don’t touch me.”

47.   “Not sure if you could tell, but I’m not exactly a people person.”

48.   “Was I really that drunk?”

49.   “Did you hear that?”

50.   “I hate how much I love you”

51.   “I don’t want you to stop.”

52.   “We need to talk.”

53.   “Does he know about the baby?”

54.   “That’s starting to get annoying”

55.   “You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!”

56.   “I’m not going anywhere.” 

57.   “I’ll keep you safe.”

58.   “How did you find me?”

59.   “I don’t want to talk about it.”

60.   “Please, don’t cry.”

61.   “If you had asked me to stay, I would’ve.”

62.   “I didn’t do it!”

63.   “I did it…”

64.   “I don’t remember that!”

65.   “This is girl talk, so leave.”

66.   “Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.”

67.   “You’re too good for this world.”

68.   “There’s nothing I can do anymore.”

69.   “It doesn’t matter. You’ve moved on and I have to be okay with that.”

70.   “I don’t want to feel like this tomorrow.”

71.   “Are you kidding me? We’re not fine!”

72.   “I’m here for you.”

73.   “Don’t leave me behind.”

74.   “I have to tell you something.”

75.   “You can’t just sit there all day.”

76.   “Not everyone is out to get you. Stop thinking that. It’s annoying.”

77.   “I hate you.”

78.   “I don’t need you anymore.”

79.   “I wish we could stay like this forever.”

80.   “I’ve liked you for awhile now.”

81.   “Are you flirting with me?”

82.   “Is that my shirt?”

83.   “Are you mad at me?”

84.   “Are you cold?”

85.   “You’re an asshole.”

86.   “I had a bad dream again.”

87.   “Do you think I’m scared of a woman?”

88.   “Where am I going? Crazy. Wanna come?”

89.   “Don’t argue. Just do it.”

90.   “Kiss me.”

91.   “Wait a second. Are you jealous?”

92.   “Oh my god! You are in love with him!”

93.   “I wasn’t going to wait around forever.”

94.   “This is all my fault.”

95.   “You deserve better than me.”

96.   “This isn’t fair!”

97.   “Could you be happy, here, with me?”

98.   “Do you wish things had happened differently?”

99.   “Something’s clearly wrong.”

100. “Keep your eyes on me.”

BTS as things I've had to tell my 3rd grade students
  • Taehyung: Please, stop trying to fit your entire fist into your mouth
  • Seokjin: You're not going to die from missing snack time, please stop crying
  • Rap Mon: So run me through this again...just how exactly did you break your desk?
  • Yoongi: Don't deny that you were sleeping through math you literally had a puddle of drool on your desk
  • J-Hope: Just because we're having indoor recess doesn't mean you can gallop around the classroom screaming at the top of your lungs
  • Jungkook: So you're saying you can't work with your partner because she's a girl and girls annoy you?
  • Jimin: I know that they tease you for being short but calling someone a "big fat giant" isn't acceptable

anonymous asked:

How do you imagine each bts member drunk

HO BOY

Jin – Gets braggy in an annoying way. Every three minutes it’s like “Hi, yes, I’m Jin. Don’t know me? I won Miss America 2k17??” and you just gotta nod your head and be like “oh right, I knew I recognized you!!” even though we all know that bitch wouldn’t even place

Yoongi – Giggly. Also a lightweight. He takes one sip of wine and suddenly he’s blushing and giggling at every damn thing anyone says. Cute while it lasts, but it quickly transforms into Angry Drunk™. He knows his limits tho so we won’t get into that. Kinda a horny drunk but less desperate than Namjoon.

Hoseok – EMOTIONAL DRUNK. I can’t even say more about this, just know that he takes one shot of tequila and suddenly he’s in the bathroom of the club crying to a random girl about how his ex left him, even if he doesn’t have an ex

Namjoon – Horny but in a sad way. Like, he know he won’t be going home with anyone (not because he’s not attractive but because he prefers relationship sex) but he still flirts with everyone. It gets annoying after a while, just go home with someone!!

Taehyung – Ultimate Lightweight. He hypes it up the most too, the entire week before y’all go out he’s like “We’re gunna go hard!! Yes!!” and then the minute he even fucking smells vodka he’s out embarrassing himself on the dancefloor. He told three girls they look pretty even though their eyelash glue is giving out and he tried to make out with the bouncer but honestly? A good time overall

Jimin – Doesn’t even fucking show it. It takes like half a bottle of vodka to even show he’s getting tipsy, but he never lets it get that far. I don’t trust these people.

Jungkook – Fucking down for anything. You wanna go out for pizza? Sure. You wanna break into a pizza shop for said pizza? Why not. Want to see if his six pack can withstand the force of a roundhouse kick? He’s your guy. He’s your guy for everything.

Prompt List II Request If You Want

a/n - i know i got like 63890 requests i should do, but i’m not feeling those, so i got some prompts and sorry for not being on lately i have had so many tests and quizzes and my imagines weren’t top priority at the time but now i’m back again!

RULES

Request numbers or say the exact dialogues that was written

Say what character, fandom(? Maybe not if its my fandom) fandoms list here

If you have an idea with the dialogues and would like me to write it, i’m all ears, well maybe fingers XD

That’s it and i’ll get back to it soon as possible :)


  1. “Oh fuck you.” “I know you would.”
  2. “But your smile is important to me.”
  3. “I love you, but this is unacceptable.”
  4. “How the fuck did you fit a panda bear in a closet? What if it died?” “It’s not real.” “You’re not real.”
  5. “We both know who’d win that fight.”
  6. “Damnnnn you look hot in that shirt-I mean is it cold in here? Wait what cold? I meant hot. Holy shit you look amazing.”
  7. “Frick.” “Why don’t you curse?” “There’s a story behind it.”
  8. “Tell me you love me.”
  9. “Is this fake?”
  10. “Did you ever truly think I was worth it? Worth all this?”
  11. “What if time hurts us?”
  12. “What if I hurt you?”
  13. “Pizza looks better in that shirt.”
  14. “Is that a compliment?”
  15. “I’m *insert emotion/condition*” “Nice to meet you *insert emotion/condition* I’m potato.”
  16. “I LOVE YOU PETER PARKER.” “BABE THAT’S NOT MY NAME.” “OH RIGHT.”
  17. “How much does a pig weigh?”
  18. “I would tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.”
  19. “Smart people know what icup means.”
  20. “Get your knarly ugly ass feet off my couch.”
  21. “Stop looking at me like that, it’s your fault anyway.”
  22. “I thought I could trust you.”
  23. “That was a perfect example of how not to do things.”
  24. “It’s 8:30, I have a hangover and you’re annoying me.”
  25. “So much for not getting involved.”
  26. “I will if you will.”
  27. “I didn’t intend to kiss you.”
  28. “Prepare to be amazed.
  29. “It’s not like I missed you or anything.”
  30. “Never mind, the moment’s gone.”
  31. “You’re an idiot. I’ve met smarter sandwiches.”
  32. “Why are you/we whispering?”
  33. “If you really loved me there wouldn’t be a choice.“
  34. “Now, just hold on a diddly darn minute.”
  35. “It sounds like you’re trying to convince yourself.“
  36. “If you walk out that door… don’t you ever come back”
  37. “Don’t you die on me”
  38. “I wish I could stop loving you”
  39. “I could hold you forever”
  40. “I’m in love…shit”
  41. “Will you lay with me beneath the night sky?”
  42. “You know what sucks? Realizing everything you believed in is complete and utter bullshit.”
  43. “I’m vulnerable when I’m with you, but you make me feel secure. Is this contradiction of emotions supposed to be love?”
  44. “Is that… lipstick, on your collar?”
  45. “Yeah uh - Yeah no, that sounds awful.”
  46. “Dear (name), First of all, I’m so sorry. I really am.”
  47. “So what, you’re just gonna leave?”
  48. “Did you honestly think I wouldn’t figure it out?”
  49. “Hey, can I hold your boobs for a sec?”
  50. “I think I may have found a song that accurately describes how I feel toward you.”
  51.   “Go float yourself!”
  52.      “Do you think we’re bad people?”
  53.      “Just smile, I really need to see you smile right now.”
  54.      “STOP INTERRUPTING ME!”
  55.    “Give me a chance.”
  56.  “I fucked up.”
  57. “I came to say goodbye.”
  58.  “May we meet again”
  59. “I’m so in love with you.”
  60.  “Isn’t this amazing?”
  61. “Catch me if you can!”
  62. “Are you drunk?”
  63.  “Of course I remembered!”
  64.  “You owe me.”
  65.  “It’s just your imagination.”
  66.  “I can take care of myself just fine.”
  67.  “Since when have we ever been friends?”
  68. “We’re not just friends and you fucking know it.”
  69.  “Just talk to me”
  70. “Just shut up and kiss me.”
  71.  “If we get caught I’m blaming you”
  72. “Do you want to kiss as bad as I do right now”
  73.  “How long do we have?”
  74.  “How did we become this?”
  75. “Am I ever going to see you again?”
  76. “You make me feel invincible.”
  77. ”Love isn’t perfect and that’s okay.”
  78.  “Are you ever going to tell him?”
  79. “Just let me in. I promise I won’t hurt you.”
  80.  “I didn’t mean what I said.”
  81.  “Don’t look at me like that.”
  82.  “I’m pregnant and I don’t want to lose you.”
  83.  “what do you mean you love me?” “I mean that I love you..”
  84.  “why are you so secretive?” “why aren’t you?”
  85.  “I need a place to stay.”
  86. “I’m too sober for this.”
  87.  “Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”
  88.  “No. Regrets.”
  89.  “Leave me alone.”
  90.  “That tattoo is hot.” “It is?” “Yeah, makes me wonder…” “Wonder what?” “What else youre hiding.”
  91.  “I never meant to hurt you.”
  92.  “You need to leave.”
  93. “I wish i’d never met you.”
  94.  “I can’t stand the thought of loosing you.”
  95. “Can I kiss you right now?”
  96. “Don’t touch me.”
  97. “Not sure if you could tell, but I’m not exactly a people person.”
  98. “Was I really that drunk?”
  99.  “Did you hear that?”
  100.  “I hate how much I love you”
  101.  “I don’t want you to stop.”
  102.  “We need to talk.”
  103.  “Does he know about the baby?”
  104.  “That’s starting to get annoying”
  105. “You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!”
  106.  “I’m not going anywhere.”
  107.  “I’ll keep you safe.”
  108. “How did you find me?”
  109.  “I don’t want to talk about it.”
  110.  “Please, don’t cry.”
  111. “If you had asked me to stay, I would’ve.”
  112. “I didn’t do it!”
  113.  “I did it…”
  114. “I don’t remember that!”
  115. “This is girl talk, so leave.”
  116. “Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.”
  117.  “You’re too good for this world.”
  118. “There’s nothing I can do anymore.”
  119. “It doesn’t matter. You’ve moved on and I have to be okay with that.”
  120. “I don’t want to feel like this tomorrow.”
  121. “Are you kidding me? We’re not fine!”
  122. “I’m here for you.”
  123. “Don’t leave me behind.”
  124. “I have to tell you something.”
  125. “You can’t just sit there all day.”
  126. “Not everyone is out to get you. Stop thinking that. It’s annoying.”
  127.  “I hate you.”
  128. “I don’t need you anymore.”
  129. “I wish we could stay like this forever.”
  130. “I’ve liked you for awhile now.”
  131.  “Are you flirting with me?”
  132. “Is that my shirt?”
  133.  “Are you mad at me?”
  134. “Are you cold?”
  135. “You’re an asshole.”
  136. “I had a bad dream again.”
  137. “Do you think I’m scared of a woman?”
  138.  “Where am I going? Crazy. Wanna come?”
  139.  “Don’t argue. Just do it.”
  140.  “Kiss me.”
  141.  “Wait a second. Are you jealous?”
  142.  “Oh my god! You are in love with him!”
  143.  “I wasn’t going to wait around forever.”
  144. “This is all my fault.”
  145.  “You deserve better than me.”
  146. “This isn’t fair!”
  147.  “Could you be happy, here, with me?”
  148. “Do you wish things had happened differently?”
  149.  “Something’s clearly wrong.”
  150. “Keep your eyes on me.”

anonymous asked:

whats the deals w/ scorpios? whats your thought on them?

idk many scorpio’s but the one’s i do know have this silent confidence about them that’s wicked intriuging? like a leo but not in your face. very proud people

scorpio girls like to come across all cherry vanilla and cute but its just a common facade. they are impatient yet patient @ the same time. human lie detectors + brutally honest (a trait not commonly talked about). i feel like scorpios cry a lot but do not show it. 

honestly you can talk to scorpios about anything bc nothing is too weird for them. the most annoying thing about them is that they are always excusing people of shit but it all stems from lack of trust. 

Black Prince

Chapter 1

Reader x Yoongi

Warning: None

( Picture is not mine )

-It’s not smut related I wanted to write a small story I would really like some feed back to know if to write part 2 to Black Prince. Thank you.


“Please Yoongi-oppa accept my feelings I want to be your girlfriend!!” She bowed her head as she spoke her feelings towards me.

 “First of all no thanks I don’t want you as my girlfriend you are no where near to what I want and to be clear I don’t need one so you can get lost by all means.” She then stood up from her bow with tears in her eyes. 

“B-But Yoongi-oppa please I really like you I understand you, I want to have a fut-”

 “Enough with your non-sense you are pretty funny saying you understand me, listen you don’t know anything about me, you are in love with my looks not with my mind so as I said get lost.” The girl turned around and ran off crying as I turned I was met with (y/n).

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Yoongi loves Hoseok’s basement parties because Hoseok is his friend and they have similar music taste and he knows he can expect good music to be playing the entire night. He loves the basements parties because Namjoon always gets the best weed and Seokjin buys the best beer and he knows if he really wants to get fucked up he can without worry because he’ll always have quality stuff to help him lose his mind. 

He loves the basement parties because Taehyung always dresses his best in his tightest/ shortest clothing that hugs his body in all the right ways and no matter what it is the younger has on it will for sure leave Yoongi with a dry mouth and a half hard dick. He loves that he can just sit and watch his boyfriend look hot as fuck as he drinks or smokes the best stuff while his favorite songs play. 

Yoongi also hates Hoseok’s basement parties. 

He hates them because Hoseok’s parties always include a big dance floor that will have Taehyung pouting and asking Yoongi to dance until the elder turns him down for the hundredth time. He hates how he’ll have to watch Taehyung look sad all for five minutes until Jimin pulls him away to the dance floor to grind together and probably make the guys and girls around them cry because they want to touch but know both Namjoon and Yoongi will fuck them up if they do. 

Tonight is different though. Tonight Taehyung doesn’t take no for an answer. 

“You know i don’t dance, Taehyung.” 

Yoongi keeps his eyes on Taehyung’s exposed stomach rather than the younger’s face because he knows if he looks at his boyfriend’s face the younger will be pouting and everyone on earth knows Min Yoongi cannot say no to a pouting Kim Taehyung. 

“I know, baby but i promise, you’ll like this dancing!” 

Yoongi pretends to look annoyed as Taehyung steals his beer before he pulls the grumpy elder up from his spot on the couch. He’s hoping Taehyung won’t pull him right to the center of the dance floor but of course Taehyung does exactly that. 

“Just follow my lead okay.”

Taehyung has that mischievous look in his eyes that Yoongi loves as he positions himself to stand in front of Yoongi until they are pressed together back to chest. It’s the same look Taehyung had when he smiled right before he gave Yoongi a hand job in the back of their math class as the teacher went on and on about triangles and other bullshit and it sends a shiver down Yoongi’s body in anticipation. 

Taehyung closes his eyes, almost as if he’s feeling the beat that is playing from the song, and Yoongi groans when the younger moves his body in a way that has his ass pushing against Yoongi’s dick slowly. Yoongi feels lost on where he should be holding and Taehyung seems to notice as he giggles and uses his own hands to lead Yoongi’s so they slide down Taehyung’s chest until they stop to rest on the younger’s pretty hips. It’s easy enough to move his hips so they can follow Taehyung. The friction is just so fucking good Yoongi pushes himself closer to his boyfriend trying to get more as they move together. 

“See i told you you would like this dancing!” 

Taehyung tosses his head back so he can turn it enough to suck at Yoongi’s neck and he knows by the end of their dance there’s going to be a dark purple mark he’ll have to hide from his parents for days. Right now though Yoongi doesn’t give a fuck. He’s already half hard on his way to full boner and he has no problem with grinding against his boyfriend until they cum in their pants like the horny teenagers they are. 

“Is this dancing or dry fucking?” 

Yoongi moves one hand from Taehyung’s hip to let his fingers slip under the waistline of Taehyung’s leather pants and the younger thrust against the air in hopes of pushing Yoongi’s hand further against his dick. Yoongi follows his move and pushes his own dick against Taehyung’s ass pulling a hiss from his mouth. 

“Does it matter?”

Yoongi notices Taehyung is panting and they’re both sweating, if it’s from the heat of their teasing or the bodies surrounding them on the dance floor, Yoongi doesn’t know but it makes everything that much better. 

He’s manages to get the button of Taehyung’s pants open and the younger’s zipper pulled down so he can grip Taehyung’s dick and the moan Taehyung lets out at the first up and down movement of Yoongi’s hand makes Yoongi groan himself. There he was in the middle of a crowded basement jacking his boyfriend off as they grind against each other and people around them danced and probably watched them and Yoongi was moments away from just saying fuck it and fucking Taehyung right there when the younger seems to read his mind. 

Taehyung turns around, pulling Yoongi’s hand out of his pants, and giggles as he pulls Yoongi away from the dance floor and out of the basement, no doubt to one of the bed rooms upstairs. Yoongi manages to lock eyes with Hoseok as he walks by and his friend wiggles his eyebrows as Yoongi rolls his eyes. 

“GET SOME!”

Hoseok screams and Taehyung laughs before moving to whisper into Yoongi’s ear.

“Let’s fuck on Hoseok’s bed, hyung.” 

Min Yoongi was in love. 

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Dylan O’Brian x reader

Summary: In your high school you have a great group of friends. And some of them ships you a lot with Dylan even if you told them that’s nothing gonna happen between the to of you, they still ships you.
Warnings: fluff,angst, swearing 
Words count: 3000.

Originally posted by teenwolf--imagines

I’m not the type of girl who has a lot of girl best friends. Of course I have female friends, Peggy and Mary but my best friend is Dylan. We are friends since the first year. I remember that he was my first friend in high school because I sat next to him and we just became good friends. Then best friends. Dylan and I do everything together, we are together in the school, after school, in the weekend and almost the whole summer break.

Even if Dylan is my best friend, sometimes I need some time with just the girls. And this is one of those moments. I have a sleepover at Peggy’s house just the three of us. I feel like that Peggy and Mary is hiding something from me, so I tried to figure it out.

Actually, it’s going for like a week now. They are just looking so mysterious, and they never told me what are they talking about. But I accept it and don’t ask them, but this night they decided to tell me.

“(Y/N) we know that you know, that we hiding something from you. And actually we just wanted to ask if you and Dylan…Umm…You know a thing?”

“Oh, no. We are just friends, nothing more, really. And you both know that Dylan has a girlfriend.”

“Yeah, we know Lizzie, and she is an asshole, especially with you. This is why I ship you two.” Peggy said and she looked at Mary. She agreed with her, then both of them looked back at me.”We have to make them a couple.”Peggy said. I waited a few moments to see if they are just joking or they serious, but when I realized they don’t joking at all, I burst out of laughter.

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