Imagine The Rock Came to Storybrooke (G rating, Swan Queen, Maiden Rock, approx. 3k)
Summary: Marian is so not impressed by The Rock when he arrives in Storybrooke and insinuates himself into every facet of small town life. She can’t help but feel he’s just too good to be true – and it’s not helped by the fact that he’s dating Regina Mills.
But perhaps she needs to shake that feeling off.
Notes: I blame a variety of people for this monstrosity but mostly I am on some heavy duty cold meds and people were hilariously enabling and let me rave on about how The Rock should be on Once Upon a Time and he would be the best boyfriend ever and so I have been writing this in bed, mostly while lying on my stomach, in between taking naps and coughing up my lungs. Also, Marian is alive because when you’re writing The Rock into a fictional universe, why the fuck not?
It is a surprisingly balmy summer day when The Rock arrives in Storybrooke. The diner is busy when he opens the door to the diner and for a moment, Marian thinks he’s a Greek god come to life, the light shining from behind him casting a golden glow across that brown skin.