Bioware: here, have a beautiful elven trickster god to fall in love with.
Bioware: he is going to have you wrapped around his little finger from
the word ‘go’. he will show you places you have never even dreamed of.
he will be smooth as fuck, mysterious as fuck, gorgeous as fuck.
Bioware: he will call you his ‘heart’. he will grab your ass. repeatedly.
Bioware: have a dlc. for closure.
Bioware: *evil cackle*
Bioware: *drops all these painful hints and Solas/ Shartan*