“You’d better take her back to headquarters, Namjoon will want to know why she’s still alive."
"You can stop pretending to be asleep now.” Jungkook whispered as he started the car engine, “Taehyung can’t see us through the blackout windows.” His comment was everything but comforting, you were awkwardly sprawled across the back seat of a car without blacked out windows, about to be taken to some kind of headquarters where you would no doubt be killed.
“Who are you? What do you want with me? Are you going to kill me?” Your voice wobbled as you sat up in the car so you could watch the city lights zoom past you, the memory of Jungkook killing a man still playing in your mind,
“If I wanted you dead I would have killed you by now.” His voice was stern and flat, emotionless.
"I’ll explain everything in time. Which way is your apartment?"
"I’m not telling you where I live! Are you crazy?! You just shot a guy in the face! I- I thought we were going to-"
"Don’t underestimate me and just tell me what I want to know. How do I get to your apartment?"
"I could always pull the car over and break your fingers until one of them points me in the right direction."
Fic requests would you please write something where Zack is on a first date with a girl he really likes just some romantic sweet fluff.
Zack was nervous for his date with (Y/N). He sat outside Trini’s house, waiting for her to come out, so she could help him get over some butterflies. He eventually got tired of just sitting around, so he paced instead.
Finally, Trini jumped down from her window and glared at Zack. “What do you want?”
“Woah, Crazy Girl! What’s with the mean face? Can’t a guy talk to his friend without the hostility?” Zack smirked at her to piss her off.
“No, he can’t.” She started climbing the side of her house towards he window.
“Wait, wait, wait! It’s just that I have my first date with (Y/N) tonight and I’m just kind of nervous,” he admitted with a blush.
Trini gave him a blank look before she burst out laughing. “You, Zack Taylor, are having cold feet?! Oh my god, this is awesome. I have to text the others,” Trini pulled out her phone, pulling up the group chat with an evil glare.
“Trini! Come on! Help me!” Zack whined. “This date has to go well. I really like her.”
Trini rolled her eyes. “Whatever. Doesn’t matter to me. It’s not like there are many ways it could go wrong anyways. I mean, unless you decide to jump onto another speeding vehicle, I’m sure she’ll love you.” Trini actually looked pained at her own words.
Zack tilted his head and furrowed his eyebrows. “Wow… that was actually nice… I think.”
Trini shoved him. “Get the fuck out of here, douche. You have disrespected me. Leave the premises.”
Zack laughed and hopped away backwards. He spun around lazily and put his arm in the air, waving behind him. “Thanks! See you in detention tomorrow!”
Trini jumped into the air, easily reaching her window with her supernatural powers. “Good luck! Don’t choke!” And with that, Trini slammed her window shut.
Zack tripped and sighed in Trini’s general direction. He knew Trini would be able to help him. However brutal it was.
Zack arrived at (Y/N)’s house about 10 minutes later - just in time for their 7 pm date. He knocked on the door and stood back, patiently waiting for someone to answer. Luckily, it was her, so he didn’t have to talk to anyone else.
But maybe he should’ve talked to someone else first to better prepare himself because damn, she was perfect. Zack smiled brightly at her, and held out his hand as an invitation.
“Hey there, beautiful.”
She raised her eyebrow at him. “Cliche, much?” she smirked.
“Oh, uh, I- I mean, um, hi?” Zack stuttered.
She laughed and gently laid her hand in his offered one. “Getting you all flustered is fun. You’re cute when you blush.”
Zack smiled evilly. “Ah, I’ll get you back for that.”
“Later. Now, where are we going. You said dress in easy to move in clothes that are warm.”
Zack led her away from the house. “You’ll just have to see, won’t you?”
As they neared Zack’s hideout, he decided that it was a good time to blindfold
“You’re totally going to murder me out here aren’t you. So cliche, bringing me out to the dark, empty woods to slit my throat.”
“Oh, shut it. You may be the prettiest girl I’ll meet, but you’re still a pain,” Zack laughed.
They finally reached the abandoned train car of his. Zack pulled off the blindfold and outstretched his hands, internally trying to calm himself. He didn’t really know what she would think of his hideaway. He tried to gauge her reaction through her facial expressions.
“Ah, so is this your evil lair where you’ll torture and kill me?” she asked with a playful smile. She approached Zack grabbed onto his torso and spun him around. “I suppose I’ll just have to let the handsome criminal mastermind do his thing now, huh?”
Zack beamed at her. “I suppose you will,” he said as he spun with her tunelessly. Risking it, he carefully pressed his lips to (Y/N)’s. He could feel her smiling, so he held the position a bit longer, savoring the warmth.
When he pulled away, he found her blushing and trying to hide her face. “Look who’s the flustered one now,” Zack joked.
(Y/N) huffed, but didn’t deny it.
“Come here. I want to show you something.” Zack took her hand and led her to the train car. He found the ladder that he used to use before he became a Power Ranger and gestured for
(Y/N) to go first. She climbed the ladder while Zack naturally climbed the side of the car. They reached the top, and Zack brought her to the edge nearest to the cliff drop-off.
He sat down and patted the spot next to him. (Y/N) sat down and linked her hand with his without hesitation. “So, what are you showing me?”
Zack let himself relax when he felt her fingers intertwine with his. “Patience.”
Slowly, the lights of Angel Grove began lighting up. One by one, streetlights lit up, the lighthouse, homes, and so on. But what Zack really wanted to show her came on last.
“There,” he pointed to the water. Boats were passing by the docks, all lit up. The lighthouse also circled around the. The water reflected the light beautifully. It faltered once in a while with ripples. “The water never fails to amaze me.”
(Y/N) stared at the lights in awe. “I suppose cliches are your thing.”
Zack chuckled. “Wow, you never cease to amaze me.”
The two sat in silence while they watched the ships slowly float by. At some point,
(Y/N)’s head rested on Zack’s shoulder and Zack’s head rested on her’s.
“Cliches are good,” she whispered.
Zack huffed in amusement. “Are they?”
“… Only with you.”
Zack felt his chest warm up. He pushed
(Y/N)’s hair behind her ear and, for the second time that night, kissed her, breathed her in, smiled with her, and fell in love with her.
Kim Eunsoo (Model): Wow…. Xiumin really;;;;His looks are astounding TT
I fell in love.
Soldier. I like EXO. 89-er. J-gun.
It's embarrassing to admit, but I started liking EXO after watching their Weekly Idol episode. I’m straight…. (but) Xiumin is my style. I thought he was a lot younger than me, but he’s actually the same age as me..
Fanaccount of 140113 Idol Star Olympics Championship
1. While they were playing futsal, a Xiumin fanboy behind me yelled “Xiumin hwaiting!!!!” He was really loud….kekekeke
…Somewhere above me, a fanboy yelled “Yah!!! Xiumin!!!!!!!” Xiumin turned his head our way and looked at him…kekekeke
Q: I like EXO’s Xiumin.
Hello, I’m a guy and I’m the same age as Xiumin.
While I was on the internet, I came across some group called EXO that debuted a couple years ago?
When I looked them up, one member (Xiumin) really caught my eye….
Q: I’m a guy but I really like EXO’s Xiumin.
It’s just that Xiumin is so cute
that I want to protect him…
I really like him. What do I do?TT
I’m a guy but..I like Xiumin so much..that I’m about to go crazy….
Q: I think I’m about to be Xiumin’s fan.
My older sister’s obsessed with EXO, so I looked them up, and came across a picture of Xiumin….He was so adorable that I was dumbfounded for a few seconds and thought he was a girl. Honestly, he looked so cute (young-looking) that when I asked about his age, someone told me he was 24 years old? I couldn’t believe that he was older than me;;
EXO would like fanboys, right?…
I’m a guy but I really like Xiumin
I’m a guy but I really like Xiumin. His smile is so adorable. I really like him.
Ah, I’m not Luhan.
My older brother is an obsessed Xiumin fanboy.
My older brother is a twenty two year old college student. He started liking Xiumin after watching “Wolf” on TV one day and now, he always watches Xiumin videos in his room until dawn. I can’t sleep because his room is next to mine. Recently, he’s also bought EXO’s Growl album in order to see Xiumin TT TT He even went to Myeongdong to buy a couple albums in order to go their fansign. Nowadays, he collects Xiumin photocards and spends 90% of what he earns from his part time job to find his photocards. He also had a girlfriend but he kept ignoring her for Xiumin, making excuses, breaking his promises, and ignoring her on kakaotalk….From the moment he wakes up (at 6am), he’s on his computer, looking up Xiumin stuff. In the afternoon, he tells me he’s going out to meet his friends but he goes out to buy hats and clothes that Xiumin wore before. After he comes back home, he goes back to looking at Xiumin stuff… He keeps telling me to like Xiumin as well (…) What should I do about this? I want my brother to leave the house and live on his own, but because he spends all of his money on Xiumin, he lives at home.. Plus, he’s also starting to like D.O and Baekhyun, and I think I’m about to go even crazier. Should I chase him out of the house? Whenever I’m about to sleep, I always hear “Hello, we are EXO! I am Xiumin!!!! Thank you~ Eureurongeureurong” from his room ….I’m even starting to memorize their songs TT TT TT
Somehow I became a fan…..
I don’t really understand myself .. I’ve never even liked a female idol this much before…
(I am a male student.)
I don’t understand why I search ‘Xiumin’ a couple times a day T T T
My friends think that I’m a bit weird.. /laughs/ I understand.
I always lurk around to see if there are other Xiumin fanboys.
Do you guys think fanboys are weird? If you do, please don’t think that way~~ I feel lonely ^^
My older brother is a Xiumin fanboy
My brother is a 21 year old college student and lives at home… I’m so sick of him.. The reason why I got into Xiumin is because of my brother.. I can’t even sleep at night because I hear exo’s song and Xiumin’s voice coming from his room ..^^… He’s always watching exo’s variety shows and programs (…)
He has a girlfriend but I pity her. I want him to leave our house quickly…why did he pick a college that’s near our house?
Do you guys not like Xiumin’s fanboys?
Hello, I’m a Xiumin fanboy. I’m not gay. Please don’t think I’m weird because I’m a fanboy. I really like Xiumin hyung…
Girls fangirl over IU and Krystal so why can’t guys like male idols without being considered gay?
Ah~ I extremely like Xiumin
I failed my test… ah Xiumin
(curse) (Our) Minseok hyung…
Xiuming-hyung TT TT What do you think about fanboys?
Ha..I was a fanboy of Girl’s Day, but I feel like I fell into hell this time..It’s my first time liking a male idol like this TT.
Girls think fanboys of male idols are gay? TT But girls fangirl over IU so why can’t guys like male idols without being considered gay?
Baozi-hyung TT TT TT TT TT TT
hangh TT TT TT
What am I supposed to do? I’ve fallen for you.
I always look for Xiumin-hyung on Nate Pann.
It’s all because of Pann!!!! How can anybody not fall for you when there are so many ssibdukk** pictures of you (on the internet)?
Hello. I’m a normal junior high second year student.
This might seem really weird
But I really like Xiumin
I don’t think I’m gay..
It’s exam week, but I think I’m about to go crazy because of this hyung. His face is pretty… you guys (fangirls) understand, right? Xiumin’s appeal?
What do I do… What do I do..?
His shouting skill from Mama era is so cute.. My photo gallery is getting fuller and fuller (b/c of his pictures). Is there a way I can stop liking him?.. Because of Xiumin, I’m starting to like the other exo members. Chen hyung.. I really like Xiumin and Chen. What do I do.?
+) I have one more thing to say
Is it weird for fanboys to go to fansigns..?
Xiumin Fanboy kekekeke
I came from Sehun’s talk !!!!!
At my school, there’s a Xiumin fanboy
He resembles a bear, and he’s a bit plump and cute. He came to my classroom and turned on EXO’s radio appearance. When Xiumin said “honey~”, he shyly had his hands in front his mouth
and kept saying “Oo-mini hyung…Oo-mini hyung. Xiumin TT TT kyahhh~~~~~~ You’re so cute TT TT”
Wow, seriously, Xiumin makes even guys fall for him…
Even though I’m a guy, I really like Xiumin
Hello, I’m a Xiumin fanboy (oong-nam)..
I don’t know when I started to like Xiumin, but I kept saving his pictures on my phone until one day, I found that I had 2000 pictures saved on my phone….I have a lot more on my computer.
What should I do? I’m not gay.
I only like Xiumin. My wallpaper, kakaotalk background, and phone theme are all Xiumin.
I never even thought a female idol was all that pretty before. But when I saw his picture for the first time, I thought he was really pretty.
One time, I pretended that I had a sister to buy his photo card. This is embarrassing to admit, but I even bought makeup to get his photocard.
What should I do .. I worried a lot about whether I should post this, but I decided to post this anyway. Do you think it’s weird that I like Xiumin?
130902 Sukira Radio Broadcast
Starts from 1:15 and ends at 3:03
R: What do you think about doing WGM?
R: Are there any celebrities that you want to be paired up with?
H: I don’t really know any female celebrities that well.
R: Me too.
H: But… you know… Ryeowook really takes care of exo.
R: Of course. Wait, does that mean you want to do WGM with an exo member?
H: I bet the viewer ratings would be really high then.
R + H: (laughs)
H: But, as you know, Ryewook really takes care of exo (…) Exo is our hoobae, but I’ve only seen them two times at weddings. Whenever they greet me, I always greet them back and run away because I haven’t learned all of their names (pause) but Xiumin!
R: Xiumin? Does that mean you want to do WGM with Xiumin?
R: You’re too much. People say that Xiumin looks like Sohee (T/N: Heechul is a huge Sohee fan)
H: Fine. Are you gonna go all out like that? Put me in the show with Xiumin. Add Sok-chun hyung (T/N: an openly gay celebrity) so we can make a love triangle. Call him!
Suitor reaction mc saying "you son of a bitch get your hand fucking off of me" to a duke who's trying to flirt with her and gets touchy! let's say they were having tea! I did this today with this giant dude from supermarket and the boy standing next to a piller looked at me like he got shoot at his balls lol
Say, they’ve got a crush on her, but not in a relationship…
***I changed it to they’re at a ball and there’s a bunch of people around and the suitors see if from across the room-
Byron - struts over like a boss, he just stares… for like three minutes, narrowing his eye, and the guy kind of mumbles and apology and slinks away.
Sid - Saunters over and clocks the guy in the face… it’s a crazy, bloody mess.
Leo - shows up out of nowhere like tf do you think you’re doing Duke? Gives that idgaf who you are, I’ll nail your a** to the wall face and hands the Princess a glass of champagne.
Alyn - strolls up and just puts his hand on the hilt of his sword (the actual sword, no innuendoes here), and the guy just kind of shrivels up and sneaks away.
Nico - trips that b*stard and just acts like “oh, watch out - the floor is slippery!” Meanwhile there’s that glint in his eye like “Ima kill you later.”
Rayvis - comes up behind the guy, put his hand on his shoulder, and asks him if he wants to die today, if not, he better move along
Louis - kindly asks to see the man outside, once out there he grabs him by the collar, holds him over the balcony edge, and says if he ever touches the princess again, Louis will cut his hands off.
Giles - he’s usually more controlled, but in this case he steps between them, tells the Duke he better back off, when the Duke retorts he takes his glove off and slaps him with it.
Albert - much to his own and everyone else’s surprise - he physically shoves the guy away and threatens him in front of everyone. Everyone is staring - He doesn’t even care he’s so mad.