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Masterlist (Updated to 26/02/2017)

Hello there everyone! I hope you are all doing great ^^. I just added all the things I’ve written between January and February to the masterlist so there you go! It’s mainly Exo, Bts and Monsta X with a couple of Seventeen drabbles.

 I hope it’s useful for you to find whatever you find interesting: 

Scenarios:

EXO:

The perfect ending for a trashy day (D.O)

You are totally worth it (Chen)

Caring Jongdae (Chen)

Uncle Yixing (Lay)

Two wins, one day (Sehun)

Manly laundry (Luhan)

BTS:

A little help (Jungkook)

A white crayon (Rap Monster)

What a gentleman (Suga)

I don’t wanna talk about it -Pt 1. (Jimin)

I don’t wanna talk about it -Pt 2. (Jimin)

MONSTA X

All In (Prologue)

All In (Chapter 1)

REACTIONS:

EXO:

Exo reacting to you hitting them in the face while playing volleyball

Exo reaction to their idol crush being obsessed with their group

Exo reaction when they see/read a fanfic you made

Exo reacting to liking you and not admitting it

Exo Reacting to half of your photo library being cute/sexy pictures of him

Xiumin reacting to you freaking out over his blonde hair

Exo reacting to you being insecure about your height (small)

Exo reacting to you being afraid of puppets

Exo Reacting to you doing the hip thrust (and failing)

EXO reaction: meeting you (not an idol)                      

BTS:

BTS reacting to a new foreign student in class (you)

BTS reacting to making you mess up your final project

BTS reacting to your Pokemon Go obsession

BTS reacting to you, your mom and grandma laughing out of nowhere

BTS reaction: confessing to their best friend

BTS reacting to you complaining about your weight (overweight)

BTS reaction of them loving to rest in your thighs

BTS reacting to you pointing out they’ve gained weight

MONSTA X

Monsta X (bf) being jealous of Minhyuk being your bff

Monsta X reacting to their gf having colored hair/eye contacts

IMAGINES:

BTS:

Suga

DRABBLES:

EXO:

Oversized (Chen)

Unforgettable (Baekhyun)

An Elevator Thing (Sehun)

I already know (Chen)

Keep dreaming (Sehun)

That moment (Kai)

BTS:

We Never Change (Jimin)

Try Hard (Jungkook)

Daddy (Rap Monster)

The Betrayal (Jimin)

The brightest star (Taehyung)

I need to tell you something (Jimin)

BONUS (SEVENTEEN):

I Am Yours (Jeonghan)

Let It Flow (Jeonghan)

TEXTS:

BTS

Namjoon reacting to you teasing him with meme pics of him

JHope reacting to you praking him with a fake bruise

EXO

EXO cheering their girlfriend up when she’s sad with them being away on tour

Exo texting their girlfriend craving for food on her period

Monsta X

Random texts with Wonho when you cook him ramen

MTL

BTS:

Mtl to change religions for their s/o

Mtl to date first

OTHERS:

Reasons why being an EXO L is lit

5 ways to die by BTS/EXO (Part I)

5 ways to die by BTS/EXO (Part II)

Question about BTS and GOT7 Height

BTS as Crayon Shin Chan References
  • Yoongi to Namjoon: Congrats on your bastard offspring.
  • Seokjin to Jungkook: What? You want an allowance? You'll just waste it on stupid kiddie crap like trading cards, video games, and crystal meth.
  • Namjoon to Jungkook: To be a man you must have honor! Honor and a penis!
  • Taehyung: Sorry, i think i gonna be busy picking my nose or something.
  • Seokjin: Diet? What diet? Food is food. Lets eat!
  • Hoseok: Wow! A kiss! Thats the best thing a girl could blow.
  • Seokjin: Tape fixes everything, except condoms. Right Namjoon?
  • Yoongi to Taehyung: You know, if we lived in china, you'd be in a dumpster right now.
  • Jimin: Ass dance is both science and art.
  • Jungkook: So you are telling me that I should wait a little, grow some ball hair and then marry Jimin?
Masterlist (Updated to 20/04/2017)

Hello there everyone! I hope you are all doing great ^^. I just added a couple of things I’ve written between February and April to the masterlist. It’s not a lot because I’ve been so busy with work, but still there you go! 

It’s mainly Exo, Bts and Monsta X with a couple of Seventeen drabbles and a Pentagon super long scenario (sorry not sorry lol).

I hope it’s useful for you to find whatever you find interesting:

SCENARIOS

EXO:

The perfect ending for a trashy day (D.O)

You are totally worth it (Chen)

Caring Jongdae (Chen)

Uncle Yixing (Lay)

Two wins, one day (Sehun)

Manly laundry (Luhan)

BTS:

A little help (Jungkook)

A white crayon (Rap Monster)

What a gentleman (Suga)

I don’t wanna talk about it -Pt 1. (Jimin)

I don’t wanna talk about it -Pt 2. (Jimin)

MONSTA X

All In (Prologue)

All In (Chapter 1)

All In (Chapter 2)

PENTAGON (BONUS)

When I Was Your Man (Jino ft Yeo One)

REACTIONS

EXO:

Exo reacting to you hitting them in the face while playing volleyball

Exo reaction to their idol crush being obsessed with their group

Exo reaction when they see/read a fanfic you made

Exo reacting to liking you and not admitting it

Exo Reacting to half of your photo library being cute/sexy pictures of him

Xiumin reacting to you freaking out over his blonde hair

Exo reacting to you being insecure about your height (small)

Exo reacting to you being afraid of puppets

Exo Reacting to you doing the hip thrust (and failing)

EXO reaction: meeting you (not an idol)                      

BTS:

BTS reacting to a new foreign student in class (you)

BTS reacting to making you mess up your final project

BTS reacting to your Pokemon Go obsession

BTS reacting to you, your mom and grandma laughing out of nowhere

BTS reaction: confessing to their best friend

BTS reacting to you complaining about your weight (overweight)

BTS reaction of them loving to rest in your thighs

BTS reacting to you pointing out they’ve gained weight

MONSTA X

Monsta X reacting to thir best friend (crush) asking them to sleep in their bed with them

Monsta X (bf) being jealous of Minhyuk being your bff

Monsta X reacting to their gf having colored hair/eye contacts

IMAGINES

BTS:

Suga

DRABBLES

EXO:

You are not alone (Luhan)

Oversized (Chen)

Unforgettable (Baekhyun)

An Elevator Thing (Sehun)

I already know (Chen)

Keep dreaming (Sehun)

That moment (Kai)

BTS:

We Never Change (Jimin)

Try Hard (Jungkook)

Daddy (Rap Monster)

The Betrayal (Jimin)

The brightest star (Taehyung)

I need to tell you something (Jimin)

BONUS (SEVENTEEN):

I Am Yours (Jeonghan)

Let It Flow (Jeonghan)

TEXTS

BTS

Namjoon reacting to you teasing him with meme pics of him

JHope reacting to you praking him with a fake bruise

EXO

EXO cheering their girlfriend up when she’s sad with them being away on tour

Exo texting their girlfriend craving for food on her period

Monsta X

Random texts with Wonho when you cook him ramen

MTL

BTS:

Mtl to change religions for their s/o

Mtl to date first

OTHERS:

Reasons why being an EXO L is lit

5 ways to die by BTS/EXO (Part I)

5 ways to die by BTS/EXO (Part II)

Question about BTS and GOT7 Height

Masterlist (Updated to 9/01/2017)

Hello there everyone! I hope you are all doing great ^^. I just added all the things I’ve written in the past two months to the masterlist so there you go! I hope it’s useful for you to find whatever you find interesting:

SCENARIOS:

EXO:

The perfect ending for a trashy day (D.O)

You are totally worth it (Chen)

Caring Jongdae (Chen)

Uncle Yixing (Lay)

Two wins, one day (Sehun)

Manly laundry (Luhan)

BTS:

A little help (Jungkook)

A white crayon (Rap Monster)

What a gentleman (Suga)

I don’t wanna talk about it -Pt 1. (Jimin)

I don’t wanna talk about it -Pt 2. (Jimin)

REACTIONS:

EXO:

Exo reacting to you hitting them in the face while playing volleyball

Exo reaction to their idol crush being obsessed with their group

Exo reaction when they see/read a fanfic you made

Exo reacting to liking you and not admitting it

Exo Reacting to half of your photo library being cute/sexy pictures of him

Xiumin reacting to you freaking out over his blonde hair

Exo reacting to you being insecure about your height (small)

Exo reacting to you being afraid of puppets

Exo Reacting to you doing the hip thrust (and failing)

EXO reaction: meeting you (not an idol)                      

BTS:

BTS reacting to a new foreign student in class (you)

BTS reacting to making you mess up your final project

BTS reacting to your Pokemon Go obsession

BTS reacting to you, your mom and grandma laughing out of nowhere

BTS reaction: confessing to their best friend

BTS reacting to you complaining about your weight (overweight)

BTS reaction of them loving to rest in your thighs

BTS reacting to you pointing out they’ve gained weight

IMAGINES:

BTS:

Suga

DRABBLES:

EXO:

Oversized (Chen)

Unforgettable (Baekhyun)

An Elevator Thing (Sehun)

I already know (Chen)

Keep dreaming (Sehun)

That moment (Kai)

BTS:

We Never Change (Jimin)

Try Hard (Jungkook)

Daddy (Rap Monster)

The Betrayal (Jimin)

The brightest star (Taehyung)

I need to tell you something (Jimin)

TEXTS:

BTS

Namjoon reacting to you teasing him with meme pics of him

JHope reacting to you praking him with a fake bruise

EXO

EXO cheering their girlfriend up when she’s sad with them being away on tour

Exo texting their girlfriend craving for food on her period

MTL

BTS:

Mtl to change religions for their s/o

Mtl to date first

OTHERS:

Reasons why being an EXO L is lit

5 ways to die by BTS/EXO (Part I)

5 ways to die by BTS/EXO (Part II)

Question about BTS and GOT7 Height

Ps. Remember I added Monsta X to this blog so if you have any reaction or imagine request (only Monsta X by now) feel free to do it! 

Ps II: So far scenario and drabble requests are closed, I hope I can open them soon, thanks for understanding. Take care xoxo

A white crayon (Rap Monster Scenario)

Word count: 1436

Idol: Kim Namjoon (BTS)

Genre: Angsty but fluff

A/N: My first Namjoon writing ever omg I’m so excited lol. I also thought a lot about You Won’t Feel A Thing by The Script while writing this.
Thank you so much to the lovely anon for the request. I wrote this for all my white crayons out there. Even me. I hope you like it and take care xoxo.

Originally posted by bangtannoonas

You walked into the Big Hit building and went straight to the elevator. While going up you were thinking about how awful your day had been. “You are as useless as a white crayon” he had said. Your boss had been all over you all day long telling you how useless you were and how couldn’t you do anything right. You didn’t think twice about it and you quitted.

You’d had enough with your ex-boyfriend, so living the whole thing over again with your boss had reminded you all those years of physical and psychological abuse that bastard gave you until you were strong enough to leave him.

Thankfully you learned the lesson and you were not going to let that happen ever again. Since that day you swore to yourself no man would ever make you feel worthless or would hurt you in any way.

The elevator doors opened and you shook your head to try to leave all those sad memories behind. This was not time to feel miserable. Jimin had invited you to watch the dance practice so the least you could do was look glad to be there.

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Masterlist (Updated to 16/07/16)

Hello everyone!!! This is the masterlist update of the month, I did the first one last month but  a lot have happened since then so here you have the updtaded one :) Enjoy and I hope it’s helpful for you to find whatever you are interested in :)

Originally posted by luderella

SCENARIOS:

EXO:

The perfect ending for a trashy day (D.O)

You are totally worth it (Chen)

Caring Jongdae (Chen)

Uncle Yixing (Lay)

Two wins, one day (Sehun)

Manly laundry (Luhan)

BTS:

A white crayon (Rap Monster)

What a gentleman (Suga)

I don’t wanna talk about it -Pt 1. (Jimin)

I don’t wanna talk about it -Pt 2. (Jimin)

REACTIONS:

EXO:

Exo reaction to their idol crush being obsessed with their group

Exo reaction when they see/read a fanfic you made

Exo reacting to liking you and not admitting it

Exo Reacting to half of your photo library being cute/sexy pictures of him

Xiumin reacting to you freaking out over his blonde hair

Exo reacting to you being insecure about your height (small)

Exo reacting to you being afraid of puppets

Exo Reacting to you doing the hip thrust (and failing)

EXO reaction: meeting you (not an idol)                      

BTS:

BTS reacting to making you mess up your final project

BTS reacting to your Pokemon Go obsession

BTS reacting to you, your mom and grandma laughing out of nowhere

BTS reaction: confessing to their best friend

BTS reacting to you complaining about your weight (overweight)

BTS reaction of them loving to rest in your thighs

BTS reacting to you pointing out they’ve gained weight

IMAGINES:

BTS:

Suga

DRABBLES:

EXO:

I already know (Chen)

Keep dreaming (Sehun)

That moment (Kai)

BTS:

The Betrayal (Jimin)

The brightest star (Taehyung)

I need to tell you something (Jimin)

MTL

BTS:

Mtl to change religions for their s/o

Mtl to date first

OTHERS:

Reasons why being an EXO L is lit

5 ways to die by BTS/EXO (Part I)

5 ways to die by BTS/EXO (Part II)

Question about BTS and GOT7 Height

Masterlist (updated to 7/11/2016)

Hello there everyone! I hope you are all doing great ^^. I haven’t been as active as before, because uni is killing me, but I still got to write some drabbles and texts that I added to the masterlist so there you go the updated version:

SCENARIOS:

EXO:

The perfect ending for a trashy day (D.O)

You are totally worth it (Chen)

Caring Jongdae (Chen)

Uncle Yixing (Lay)

Two wins, one day (Sehun)

Manly laundry (Luhan)

BTS:

A white crayon (Rap Monster)

What a gentleman (Suga)

I don’t wanna talk about it -Pt 1. (Jimin)

I don’t wanna talk about it -Pt 2. (Jimin)

REACTIONS:

EXO:

Exo reacting to you hitting them in the face while playing volleyball

Exo reaction to their idol crush being obsessed with their group

Exo reaction when they see/read a fanfic you made

Exo reacting to liking you and not admitting it

Exo Reacting to half of your photo library being cute/sexy pictures of him

Xiumin reacting to you freaking out over his blonde hair

Exo reacting to you being insecure about your height (small)

Exo reacting to you being afraid of puppets

Exo Reacting to you doing the hip thrust (and failing)

EXO reaction: meeting you (not an idol)                      

BTS:

BTS reacting to making you mess up your final project

BTS reacting to your Pokemon Go obsession

BTS reacting to you, your mom and grandma laughing out of nowhere

BTS reaction: confessing to their best friend

BTS reacting to you complaining about your weight (overweight)

BTS reaction of them loving to rest in your thighs

BTS reacting to you pointing out they’ve gained weight

IMAGINES:

BTS:

Suga

DRABBLES:

EXO:

Unforgettable (Baekhyun)

An Elevator Thing (Sehun)

I already know (Chen)

Keep dreaming (Sehun)

That moment (Kai)

BTS:

Try Hard (Jungkook)

Daddy (Rap Monster)

The Betrayal (Jimin)

The brightest star (Taehyung)

I need to tell you something (Jimin)

TEXTS:

BTS

Namjoon reacting to you teasing him with meme pics of him

JHope reacting to you praking him with a fake bruise

EXO

Exo texting their girlfriend craving for food on her period

MTL

BTS:

Mtl to change religions for their s/o

Mtl to date first

OTHERS:

Reasons why being an EXO L is lit

5 ways to die by BTS/EXO (Part I)

5 ways to die by BTS/EXO (Part II)

Question about BTS and GOT7 Height


Ps. I’m still working on some drabbles I have on my ask box, from ages ago. Sorry about that, I hope I can have them done soon. 

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