the cow flail


grumpy stacks and pblrttth in the wind

Heathers sentence starters

cult classic from 1988 which is basically mean girls but with murder

  • If you want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly.
  • How nice. Two assholes: no waiting.
  • Color me impressed.
  • Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
  • A five keeps the neighborhood alive!
  • I’m sorry, what are you oozing about?
  • A true friend’s work is never done.
  • Maybe you should see a doctor.
  • God ______, drool much?
  • Greetings and salutations.
  • That’s the stupidest question I’ve ever heard.
  • What are you going to do? Take two shots or send me out?
  • No way, no day.
  • The extreme always seems to make an impression.
  • I don’t really like my friends.
  • I want to kill, and you have to believe it’s for more than selfish reasons.
  • So what do you say we head up to my room and have a real party?
  • I sold her out for a bunch of Swatchdogs and Diet Coke heads.
  • Dreadful etiquette. I apologize.
  • It’ll be really very, promise.
  • I’m gonna have to send my SAT scores to San Quentin instead of Stanford.
  • Sit and spin!
  • Seven schools in seven states and the only thing different is my locker combination.
  • I left him drunk and flailing in cow shit.
  • If you don’t have a brewski in your hand, you might as well be wearing a dress.
  • Look, you believe it because you wanted to believe it.
  • I love my dead gay son.
  • Is it as good for you as it is for me?
  • Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.
  • I don’t want your money, I want your strength.
  • Your daydreams are a lot better than my realities, believe me.
  • Nice guys finish last, I should know.
  • I guess I picked the wrong time to be a human being.
  • What are you trying to do? Kill me?
  • Why do you have to be such a megabitch?
  • Why are you pulling my dick?
  • Do you actually think you’re a rebel? You’re fucking psychotic.
  • Let’s just hope she’s rubbing noses with Jesus.
  • Is this turnout weak or what?
  • You know what I want? Cool guys like you out of my life.
  • Color me impressed.
  • You really fucked me up pretty bad.
  • My love, there’s a new sheriff in town.
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The rumor is that if you flail your arms and legs while laying in a field full of cows, they will walk over and see what you are doing.

This is the result.

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