the covenant man

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Sebastian Stan playing table football in The Covenant

I’M LITERALLY DEAD.

I love when Internet gives me these things.

Anyway.. Seb you just ask 😏

Work conversations this past month..

Boss: Why are you wearing Jack O Lantern leggings? Its only June.

Me:

Coworker: Your outfit reminds me of Beetlejuice.
Customer: Ha, you steal that outfit from Beetlejuice?
Me:

Customers Mother & Daughter:
*Daughter,
staring up at me with huge eyes while yanking on her mothers shirt* That lady looks like a witch
*Daughter: HI!
*Mother: Dont look at her! We dont associate with people like that

Me:



Customer: Are you a witch or somethin’ *Points at my outfit* Yeah, I like that flowy shit u got on-real fancy

Me:

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“We are the granddaughters of the witches you weren’t able to burn.”

MODERN WITCHES, an unwritten story by @ifallontragedy