Boss: Why are you wearing Jack O Lantern leggings? Its only June.
Coworker: Your outfit reminds me of Beetlejuice. Customer: Ha, you steal that outfit from Beetlejuice? Me:
Customers Mother & Daughter: *Daughter, staring up at me with huge eyes while yanking on her mothers shirt* That lady looks like a witch *Daughter: HI! *Mother: Dont look at her! We dont associate with people like that
Customer: Are you a witch or somethin’ *Points at my outfit* Yeah, I like that flowy shit u got on-real fancy