the cool house

Bugging Out
  • Hufflepuff: Look at what I found! *proudly displays the huge moth they caught*
  • Gryffindor: HOLY SECTUMSEMPRA GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME
  • Ravenclaw: *leans in* I believe that type of moth is-
  • Gryffindor: GET IT AWAY *hides behind Slytherin*
  • Slytherin: Don't be such a baby, Griff-
  • *moth flys towards Slytherin*
  • Slytherin: SWEET SALAZAR SLYTHERIN SAVE ME
  • *Gryffindor and Slytherin grab each other in an attempt to escape the moth*
  • Hufflepuff: I named him Brad.
  • *moth lands in Ravenclaws hands*
  • Ravenclaw: *beginning to smirk* And here's the perfect example of panic. If we bring Brad closer-
  • Slytherin and Gryffindor: NO
The signs at a house party
  • Aries: that one drunk girl that gives everyone shots and is real fun until someone doesn't want a shot and then she tries to fight every one.
  • Taurus: four words. Stoned on the couch.
  • Gemini: the host.
  • Cancer: in the corner waiting for it to be over. Only here cuz their outgoing friend dragged them along.
  • Leo: telling obnoxious lies because everyone is intoxicated and is believing the stories of grandiose, which is a rare opportunity.
  • Virgo: shy but cool guy who is only here because the person he likes is also here.
  • Libra: cute guy who backpacked across Europe and speaks seven languages. You're in love, he isn't about that life.
  • Scorpio: don't open that bedroom door or so help me.
  • Sagittarius: made an appearance with a beach ball and big funny hats for fun times, left at 12 like Cinderella.
  • Capricorn: wearing a blazer? Somehow it works? Talks about sustainable living? Somehow not bored?
  • Aquarius: on the back porch with a small crowd of people talking about fringe theories and how humans are animals too.
  • Pisces: by the pool, talking to everyone and anyone. Also the drunk girls by the bathroom.