the cool guys with the funny masks

For new Hollywood Undead fans

I have yet to see one of these so I think this is important to put out there also because of the new album possibly bringing new people in.

- It takes time to tell whos who

- Especially when they don’t have masks on

- Charlie Scene doesnt doesnt like being called Jordon just Charlie by fans

- Everywhere I go is Charlie’s theme song

- Call Johnny 3 tears Johnny or George he doesnt care that much and ppl will know who youre talking about

- Matt (Da Kurlzz) is called gay by Charlie all the time

- You’ll know because Matt (Da Kurlzz) has curly hair too

- Danny’s referred to as golden boy at times so that may help you figure out which he is

- Dylan (funnyman) is the youngest

Just think about how funny that is

Now what a shitty pun that was

- Johnny has butterfly tattoos and hes got a 3 on his neck like his mask if that helps

- Theres one guy Shady Jeff who was part of Hollywood Undead but we don’t talk about him too much because theres not much to talk about when it comes him

- Aron’s (Deuce) friend Jimmy Yuma [the yellow and black masked guy] designed the swan songs masks

- Very few people in the fandom know this but its cool you now know this

- Lorene Drive was Danny’s band before HU they’re pretty lit and he used to scream and it’s divine

- Jorel (Jdog) has the hella good eyebrows if that helps u

- Dont be scared off by assholes. We all used to mix them up and mix up songs and albums

- Jorel (Jdog) could also fit a baseball through his gauges

- He has two cats which are adorable

- He could probably fit them in his gauges too

- Don’t let people be an ass to you if your favorite song is Bullet or Everywhere I Go or something else

- Theyre the most popular songs so of course it shouldn’t be surprising at that you like them

- There’s nothing wrong with Danny being your favorite band member

- Don’t let people tell you there’s something wrong with who your favorite band member is

- The same goes for songs

- Theres a running joke their song Turn Off The Lights doesnt exist and feel free to join in on it

- I mean what

- Aron (Deuce) is referred to as a horse

- He’s also called a weasel

- Dylan (Funnyman) is tol Danny is smol

- Deuce writes yeeee all the time

- Its ok if you mix up Aron (Deuce) and Dannys voice its ok

- Its takes a bit to differentiate

- If it helps Aron’s (Deuce) got a rougher voice and sings more inappropriate stuff

- You can also tell bc Danny’s voice is higher and Aron’s (Deuce) voice is more nasally

- Aron’s (Deuce) sounds closer to squidward

- You can like Deuce

- You dont have to pick sides

- Its ok to mix people up

- Seriously fuck anyone who says otherwise

- We’ve all mixed them up before

- Sometimes we still do.

- Don’t let people scare you off, I promise not everyone in the fandom is like that where theyll be that way, just don’t let them make you think that. most of us our nice

I was going to write a post about an idea I had based on the top 10 villain list from season 4′s Time to Learn but while grabbing screen caps I came across some funny things…

Okay first let’s talk about this:

Roboticus is on the cover of Villains Digest, plus a racoon or a chihuahua in a thief’s mask. And those cheesy sound effect panels or whatever they’re called. What is that purple thing? The chicken on the bottom terrifies me. I’m cool with the aqua-hooded guy in the middle, though XD

Now, on the inside…

I guess the thing on the cover was a chihuahua, and it’s apparently the number 1 villain in the world. How is the ranking decided? Can heroes subscribe to Villains Digest? Do they get a vote on worst villains? But I have a feeling it’s kind of an arbitrary because Robbie is ranked #10 because he needs to go to school. The man who built a de-aging machine out of an umbrella is ranked 10th because of his lack of a formal education. But dogs aren’t even allowed to go to school so…???

Now there’s something written in Latin below 2nd place. You never get to see the whole sentence (at least not a very blurry version of it) and I only have a year of high school Latin, but it’s something like, “The mouths do not wish [to stop speaking?], so the wise speak ingratiatingly/flatter…”. Maybe I’m a bit more impressed than terrified of ominous Latin in a children’s show, but that is still all kinds of unsettling. It makes me wonder what other kinds of stuff is tucked away in the corners of this show.

Brilliant rant by J.K. Rowling

Just unfollowed a man whom I thought was smart and funny, because he called Theresa May a whore. If you can’t disagree with a woman without reaching for all those filthy old insults, screw you and your politics. I’m sick of ‘liberal’ men whose mask slips every time a woman displeases them, who reach immediately for crude and humiliating words associated with femaleness, act like old-school misogynists and then preen themselves as though they’ve been brave. When you do this, Mr Liberal Cool Guy, you ally yourself, wittingly or not, with the men who send women violent pornographic and rape threats, who try by every means possible to intimidate women out of politics and public spaces, both real and digital. ‘Cunt’, ‘whore’ and, naturally, rape. We’re too ugly to rape, or we need raping, or we need raping and killing.

Every woman I know who has dared express an opinion publicly has endured this kind of abuse at least once rooted in an apparent determination to humiliate or intimidate her on the basis that she is female. If you want to know how much fouler it gets if you also happen to be black or gay, ask Diane Abbot or Ruth Davidson. I don’t care whether we’re talking about Theresa May or Nicola Sturgeon or Kate Hooey or Yvette Cooper or Hillary Clinton: femaleness is not a design flaw. If your immediate response to a woman who displeases you is to call her a synonym for her vulva, or compare her to a prostitute, then drop the pretence and own it: you’re not a liberal. You’re a few short steps away from some guy hiding behind a cartoon frog.

[J.K. Rowling]

It’s Time

After fighting alongside The Flash, a fight with a familiar face forces you to make a choice.

AN: a continuation of the neuro series! if you are interested in following it, please just keep track of the ‘neuro’ tag on my blog!

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Because of this recent drama where a 15 year old and 21 year old proudly declared at they were dating despite severe backlash, several people have come forward anonymously and shared their stories. I decided to post them all here as a reminder of what can happen, and why you should proceed with caution when entering into these situations. At the end of the day, if a minor wants to enter into a relationship with someone much older, I can’t stop them, but it’s crucial to know what you could possibly get yourself into. Hopefully this can help wake up some people to the consequences of their actions.

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Still Peter Parker - Peter Parker x Reader

Originally posted by vsslface

A/N: I’m really trying to crank stuff out, at least once a day. Requests are starting to pile up, and I also have some things I want to get to. It’s a little overwhelming. And thank you all for 150, it’s only been three days since I hit 100 followers, and it’s really amazing to see how fast our little community is growing.

Prompt ( 1 , 2 ): “I can’t believe you talked me into this,“ and
“You lied to me.”

Warning: Idfk, a little angsty-ish, I guess

Words: 751 (I’m sorry that this is so short, I really want to get this out, and not stay up until midnight to do it)

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The signs based on people I know and/or are friends with
  • <p> <b>Aries:</b> Genuine and unique. Hangs out with the smart people. Social but also introverted at the same time. More of a listener instead of a talker unless they are with their best of friends. Zones out when you talk to them. A bit of an air head.<p/><b>Taurus:</b> Very philosophical. Is very emotional but doesn't like to show it. Will stand up and fight for their loved ones. Loves to write and prefers texting than phone calls. Hates puns. Gains their energy from listening to music.<p/><b>Gemini:</b> Very smart and social. Is able to make friends in 5 minutes. Is also a bit annoying, but still fun to hang around with. Really funny. Lives on the internet and gains energy off memes.<p/><b>Cancer:</b> Has a sensitive side and an asshole side. Will literally fight you. Loves to draw and play video games. Is a geek at heart. Covers up their insecurities with a "cool guy" confidence of some sort.<p/><b>Leo:</b> Prefers phone calls than texting. Is the person who will smother their loved ones with affection. Loves their friends. Hates being alone. Introverted yet extroverted at the same time. Is fragile and gets hurt easily. Super emotional. Hides behind a fake sense of confidence and pride to mask their true emotions. Very smart and artistic. Loves aesthetics.<p/><b>Virgo:</b> very energetic and is always the first person to run up and hug you if they thing you need it. Good leaders. Super adorable. Has a sensitive side for baby animals and sad friends. Loves cats.<p/><b>Libra:</b> The master of sarcasm. Will make a joke out of any situation. Is a big fucking hypocrite and they know it. Is a major geek and they show it. Basically the kid that will bring a Gameboy Advance to school everyday and play pokemon. Is liked by mostly everyone. Can be an asshole.<p/><b>Scorpio:</b> likes memes. Energetic. Shares post on facebook a lot. Has a really good music taste. Is scared of dogs.<p/><b>Sagittarius:</b> loves cats. Likes naming animals weird names like naming a cat "moose" or "fish". Very aesthetic and hipster. Rocks any shade of lipstick. Has their own fashion choice. Very emotional even though they will refuse to show it. Great friend and is always there to listen when you need them. Great gossip buddies.<p/><b>Capricorn:</b> Loves music and causing trouble. Will always be the one to think of a prank or scheme. Extremely smart yet dumb at the same time. Is a hard worker. Loves taking pictures. Is a hipster yet refuses to admit they are.<p/><b>Aquarius:</b> The trouble making partner with the Capricorn. Usually the one who carries out the Capricorns prank. Loves music and building things. Loves the water. Really funny and cool to be around.<p/><b>Pisces:</b> literally so confusing?? Will be the nicest person you'll meet. Will always be there to hug you and give you a shoulder to lean on. Also is unpredictable. Can change from super sweet to super asshole in .5 seconds. Really funny and very energetic. Horrible at making eye contact. Hates serious talks. Will be a smart ass to you but will get offended when you are a smart ass back. Loves photography and music. Lies a lot. Hard to trust. Chases the ones who hurt them and pushes away the ones who love them.<p/></p>
Rigby Logic and Guide!

Warning: This is a joke and near to nothing in this article should be taken seriously, or be applied to in real life.  Unless the logical side of the brain concludes it’s actually a good idea.

NOTE:

Before we begin, I would like to point out that I do in fact LOVE Rigby! He’s an interesting and a unique character, and this is just for fun.

You may actually find a few fair advice amongst the absolutely terrible ones, but keep in mind that most of this guide would be totally unhealthy, if not even dangerous to lean on.

Rigby’s Life Guide:

  1. If you don’t feel like working yet, – Then just don’t! Go get a coffee first…annnnd a jelly donut!
  2. Never, ever leave your comfort zone! Why would you want to leave it anyways?? 
  3. Pick up a piece of paper and a pencil to write down your To-Do-List. Make sure it includes; Stay cool, Don’t ever change and Have a great summer!
  4. Don’t ever THINK before speaking! EVER! Even if you’re upset,  just blur out the first thing that comes to mind. I promise it will come out very appropriate, and quit literary – GENIUS!
  5. Why depend on your brain, if you have your gut? Follow the gut bro!
  6. Best way to solve a problem you don’t think you can handle on your own, is to buy a product that will help you with whatever it is you need done.
  7. If you’re stomach hurts from all the junk food you’ve been eating, be sure to stuff yourself with even more junk food! That’s the only, true cure, bro.
  8. If the instructions were specific, but didn’t include what NOT to do, you can totally do the opposite of whatever those instructions stated.
  9. Before explaining what’s your problem, be sure to first go way overboard with it! You can always just simply explain yourself once things get really out of hand, and you’re in a life-threatening situation.
  10. Are you upset with high school, and the people willingly going to college? Make sure to make a big scenes, telling those jerks they’re gonna regret their choices. Also remember to point out all of the great things you’ll be doing while they’ll be studying!  – Then sit at home, play video games and eat chips instead of doing the things you said you would.
  11. Scared of horror movies so much you can’t sleep at night, and someone has to walk to you the bathroom? It’s cool! This time it will be different.
  12. Even if a person is really annoying, don’t try to change them. – That’s not cool!
  13. Unless you’re in a life-threatening situation, don’t ever admit you cheated!
  14. The best way to make sure someone will come to their own birthday party, is to kidnap them! Be sure to use a van, yo.
  15. If you’re allergic to eggs,  just eat them really fast. That way, your body won’t even notice!
  16. Watch the commercials, and when you spot something cool, – NEVER give up on it! Do whatever it takes to have it! YOU MUST HAVE THAT HAT!
  17. Find a good TV show to watch, so you always have an excuse not to do your homework!
  18. Just because you’re in a middle of a fight, doesn’t mean you can’t have that candy you just found. Get your priorities straight!
  19. The best way to find a person who’s in a costume, is to jump at every funny-looking guy or gall and try to pull their mask (aka face) off!
  20. When someone tells you NOT to do something,  just do the opposite of whatever they just said.
  21. Look around yourself to find two random words. Put them together, then immediately go and change your name to those two, random words!

Rigby’s Family Guide:

So, everyone likes your sibling more then you?

Just make sure they stay in that basement.

Rigby’s Friendship Guide:

* What’s that, bro? Your best friend made you go on a date you didn’t want to go on, so they can hang with their crush? 

Make them crap on the floor, that’ll show ‘em!

* Your best friend won’t go to a movie with you, because they 'were’ gonna ask their love interest to go to the movies with them instead?

Go on a date with their love interest!

Side note: Unless they admit they’re jealousss of how awesomely smooth talking you are.

Rigby’s Romace Guide:

* The best way to distract someone who’s blushing at you, is to throw a bag of hot dogs in the face!

* Known fact that wheels make you more attractive! Remember to always be in a sweet ride, when wanting to get a digit. Simply asking someone out would NEVER work!

Don’t be so naive!!!