the cook off

anonymous asked:

Going off the cooking AU, Gordon Ramsay Viktor is super extra with everyone except Yuuri, who he judges calmly with constructive criticism (and subtle flirting). Yuuri "Unreliable narrator" Katsuki interprets this as Viktor not thinking his cooking's that special or smth. Everyone else is just confused. Yurio tries one of Yuuri's dishes once. It's fucking amazing

Y E S THIS AU IS AMAZING   👌 

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It just occurred to me that I never posted this here…
Dare to take the challenge and guess all my Fav Characters?

“The things I say to and around my roommate” sentence starters
  • Have fun. Don’t die. Don’t kill anyone. 
  • The coffee table bit me again dammit! 
  • I’m sorry that I woke you up by setting the smoke alarm off by cooking bacon but I’m definitely not sorry enough to give you any.
  • Welp, there goes my hopes and dreams. 
  • Welp, there goes my hopes and dream: wet and dirty. 
  • Keep your dirty socks from invading my dirty sock kingdom!
  • This donut’s for you- the other eleven are for me.
  • Of course they gave two bars of chocolate! One’s for me, the other one’s for future me!  
  • I wonder if I can buy the sweet embrace of Death at the store. 
  • *giggling* They’re freshly harvested potato people.
  • What is this gross stuff falling from the sky? 
  • My hands are as cold as my heart right now. 
  • My toes are turning purple and honestly I don’t know how to feel about this. 
  • Look at my lobster socks! 
  • No, ice cream! My socks do not want you! 
  • Your butt makes a good foot warmer. 
  • Suplex me to space and call it a day.
BTS Reacts To You Being Touchy Feely

:A/n: Tbh this is so me. Im the most touchy/affectionate person in my group of friends. Show me affection everyone! 


Originally posted by nnochu

Jhope:

Coming home from work was the best feeling you could think of, next to cuddling your boyfriend.

You sighed as you hung up your coat, “Hobi I’m home!” You yelled through out the house in hopes for a response but none came. 

Walking into the living room you saw your boyfriend’s sleeping fiure sprawled out on the couch, you decided to crawl on top of him and cuddle him. 

“Mhm.. welcome home jagiya.”


Originally posted by jiminahhh

Jin:

You walked down the stairs from your bedroom. You woke up to an empty bed and you missed your boyfriend. 

“Where are you Jinie-ah?” Your sleepy voice filled the room.

“Ah! I’m in the kitchen baby!” You heard him call. 

You walked into the kitchen to see him cooking, his shirt off. You backhugged him and kissed his shoulders.

“I love you, Y/n-ah.”


Originally posted by harunyany

Jimin:

“I’m leaving!” You heard your boyfriend yell from the front door. 

You rushed out of the bed and down the stairs and jumped on him. 

He caught you by your legs and laughed, “Yah! You want to kill me?”

You shook your head in the crook of his neck and mubbled, “No oppa.”

He chuckled and patted your butt signalling for you to get down.

Once you were standing he cupped your face and gave you a kiss, “I’ll be home soon, cutie.”

Originally posted by mvssmedia

V:

You were laid out on the couch when you heard your boyfriend walk in the front door.

“I’m home jagiya!” He yelled.

You smiled and yelled, “I’m in here, come cuddle with me!”

You heard him chuckled before you felt a heavy weight sink into the couch. He jumped on it from behind, ultimately but safely landing on you.

“Yah!” You yelled, kissing his nose.

“You’re so adorable, baby”

Originally posted by nnochu

Suga:

Your boyfriend has been in front of his laptop since you woke up, 3 hours ago.

You sighed and leaned against the door frame. 

“I’m almost done, I swear.”

You rolled your eyes, “Thats what you said and hour ago.”

He got quiet and sighed again, walking up to him you ran your hands over his shoulders and kissed his neck, “I miss you.”

“Stop”

“You stop.”

“This needs to get done, baby.” He said.

You got annoyed and pulled his chair away from the desk and straddled him, “Y/n!”

“Shh.” You kissed him, his arms wrapped around you and he sighed.

“I gusess I can take a break.”

Originally posted by officialwookkibby

Jungkook:

You were sitting on the foor as your very tired and sick boyfriend laid on the couch.

You ran your fingers through his hair as he tried to stay awake during the movie.

“Go to sleep, babe.” You said, turning off the movie.

“Are you sure?” He whispered.

You nodded, “Yes.”

He held your hand and smiled, “You’re too good for me.”


Originally posted by ksjknj

Rap Monster:

You were studying for your test when your boyfriend came home coughing.

“Yah, are you okay?” You called.

His cough cut off his sentence so you ran over to the other room and held on to his arm.

“You may get sick.” He breathed out. 

“I don’t care, come on.” 

You told him to take off his clothes as you got the bath water nice and hot.

“Come on baby boy.” You said, ushering him into the tub. His body instantly relaxed as he hit the hot water.

You slid in behind him.

“What are you doing? I don’t want you to-“Shh, close your eyes baby.” You whispered massaging his shoulders.

Soon he started to fall asleep but he whispered, “You’re the love of my life jagiya.”

TV Show Idea

It’s your usual Cutthroat Kitchen tournament-style episodic cook-off…with a catch: the contestants - pretentious, self-important chefs from around the country - are judged not by top-of-the-line famous cooks, but by normal people. 

And not just normal people, but normal people with everyday limitations that the chefs must adhere to. Each episode is a new competition that challenges the chefs with a new limitation or change based on various people’s food realities. 

Here are some possible episodes: 

  • Create a dessert (pastry/cake in one episode, ice cream-type dessert in another) for Diabetic people 
  • Make a traditionally spicy dish for people with Sensory Processing Disorder 
  • Cook for a kids’ birthday party, bearing in mind that children have very simple tastes and will be put off by “gourmet” ingredients 
  • Again with SPD, make a meal that normally has too many mixed textures for the judges to comfortably eat 
  • Catering for elderly judges who both cannot chew/crunch very well (and are sick of soup/oatmeal) 
  • Catering for elderly judges with a combo of “can’t taste unless the flavors are very strong” and “aging body can’t handle too many spices” 
  • “We surveyed 100 low-income families to see what their most common ingredients/spices/brands are and you may ONLY use those. Now make Thanksgiving dinner.” 
  • Traditionally cheese- or milk-heavy recipes for people who are lactose intolerant 
  • “We surveyed 100 college students and– look, just make really good ramen out of these $0.99 noodles from CVS and some cheap spices.” 
  • Various religious restrictions 

Each of these will be judged by people who are really in the given situation. The low-income competition is judged by people who have those budget limitations every Thanksgiving. Their judges for the SPD episode are all Autistic (or have other SPD-inclusive disorders). The kids probably aren’t actually having a birthday party but they ARE all actually young children giving their honest opinion of what the contestants cook. 

Most chefs, when faced with making, say, a non-spicy hollandaise sauce will panic and say “the dish is ruined!” because all they did was make the sauce minus cayenne. Those chefs would soon be eliminated, leaving only adaptable, accepting contestants who know how to work inside the box to improve a given dish. Add, not just take away. Chefs who are ready to take classic meals in a new direction are the ones who win. 

The ultimate moral of this show is that given dishes can be made many ways, not just the traditional ways. 

Audiences in the mentioned demographics will both love seeing themselves represented on TV and learn new recipes invented under pressure/on the fly that they can copy at home. 

Feel free to add episode ideas to this!! I’m sure I missed a lot of people. 

Dating Dean Headcannons

I thought I’d do something new to honor the new season! And to keep in the theme of twelves, I’m gonna do 120 headcannons and have 12 gifs!

Dating Dean Winchester would involve:

1. Long rides in the Impala with the windows down and the music up.

2. Night drives.

3. Dean having his hand on your knee or thigh when he drives.

4. Sam ultimately gets booted to the backseat.

5. Dean letting you pick the music sometimes -after he approves it-

6. You and Dean switching off who cooks each day, and on Saturdays you order out.

7. Constantly sending Dean snaps of you.

8. Dean getting increasingly annoyed because he’s right in the next room.

9. He won’t admit it, but he find the filters you use to be cute.

10. You and Sam having to show Dean how to use any social media he has.

11. Watching “geeky” movies with Dean, because you know how much of a geek he is deep inside.


12. Calling him Han as a joke sometimes, and him calling you Leia in response.

13. Sam gets stuck with Chewy.

14. Constantly saving each others lives in hunts.

15. Everyone knows you’re each others weakness and more often than not it’s used against you.

16. Getting an Anti-Possession tattoo to match Sam and Dean’s.

17. Dean always getting super worried when your badly hurt.

18. Imagine how protective Dean is of Sam. He’s even more protective over you.

19. Hugging you tightly during difficult times.

20. Giving Dean hugs and kisses when he needs it. (Which is a lot, especially in the earlier seasons)

21. Always reassuring Dean when he needs it.

22. Reminding him he can’t save everyone.

23. Him breaking down he can’t save you.

24. But this is Supernatural and the boys find a way to get you back.

25. Dean being more protective than ever.

26. Going all out on Holidays to make up for shitty ones in the past.

27. Showing Dean more anime other than Hentai.

28. Anime rom-coms become a guilty pleasure of his.

29. Him giving you a necklace with his birthstone and he has one with yours.

30. Acting like children in the store, much to Sam’s annoyance.

31. Having Dean wrapped around your finger.

32. Laying in bed for hours in the morning because neither of you want to get up.

33. Tickle fights in bed.

34. Stealing his beloved bathrobe.

35.Training with Dean.

36. Kicking his ass the first time.

37. Him never underestimating you again.

38. Showing off to each other during target practice.

39. Showering together afterward.

40. Shower sex.

41. Sex in the back of the Impala.

42. Sex on the Impala. 

43. Rainy day sex.

44. Rough Sex.

45. Soft sex.

46. Wearing Dean’s shirt after.

47. Dean sucks at remembering your anniversary, but then so do you.

48. It’s okay though, because you don’t need a special day to show how much you love each other, cause you do that everyday. 

49. Dean always seeing things that remind him of you and buying them for you.

50. Pranking Sam with Dean

51. Teasing each other constantly. 

52. Falling asleep on Dean’s shoulder.

53. Singing along to music with Dean.

54. Making faces at each other when your bored.

55. Dean kissing your forehead.

56. Playing with Dean’s hands.

57. Dean being your personal heater when you’re cold.

58. Making him grab stuff you can’t reach.

59. Hugs from behind.

60. Stealing Dean’s jackets

61. Binge watching Netflix on nights were neither of you can sleep

62.Buying Dean pies

63. Trying to bake Dean pies

64. Dean flirting with you even though you’re already together

65. Dealing with drunk Dean

66. Drunk Dean being super affectionate

67. Drunk Dean mumbling about his really great girlfriend while you take care of him.

68. Drunk Dean giving you sloppy kisses on your cheek

69. Drunk Dean getting pretty hand-sy, but even drunk he stops when you tell him to.

70. When you’re drunk Dean talks to you very softly.

72. And gives you pancakes with aspirins in the morning.

73. He holds you hair back while you puke.

74. And runs a bath/shower for you.

75. Dean always being really careful with you, because he’s afraid he might break you, no matter how much you tell him otherwise.

76. Finding Dean gazing at you when you wake up sometimes.

77. Tracing over Dean’s freckles.

78. Dean taking you on surprise dates.

79. Trying to scare each other.

80. Pranking each other.

81. Dean being corny sometimes.

82. “Can you leave the room, it’s getting too hot in here.”

83. “I saw the most beautiful girl in my bed this morning.”

84. Making strange things in the kitchen and having each other try it.

85. Dean always reminding you how much he loves you.

86. “Did you see where I put my other boot?”

87. “Dean, can you open this?”

88. “Hold out your hand and close your eyes.”

89.”Dean, I know you’re hiding somewhere!”

90. You and Dean finding a lake near the bunker that you go to sometimes.

91. Skinny Dipping.

92. Resting your head on his shoulder and watching the sunset.

93. Dean playing with your hair.

94. Lip Syncing with Dean.

95. 80s movie marathons

96. Matching sweaters that Dean hates, but wears them for your sake.

97. Snowball fights.

98. Roasting Marshmallows.

99. Eating bags and bags of Halloween candy.

100. Dean can literally clear out a whole room a demons by himself if it means saving you.

101. Sharing knowledge of Supernatural things the other doesn’t know about.

102. You and Dean are often married while undercover.

103. Dean letting you drive Baby.

104. Gabriel flirting with you as just another way to annoy Dean.

105. Even when he had the mark Dean never hurt you.

106. Anyone who is Dean’s enemy is your and vice versa.

107. Both of you getting jealous of past lovers.

108. Getting Dean a kitten, because if he doesn’t like dogs your convinced he must like cats.

109. Dean begrudgingly becoming fond of the cat.

110. Him naming it Pantera, after the band.

111.  Dressing the cat up, much Dean’s disapproval.

112. Asking Dean to teach you how to fix cars.

113. Dean carrying you to bed when you fall asleep in the library.

114. Giving Dean some covers when you wake up in the middle of the night and realise you stole them all.

115. Dean always being supportive of you.

116. Randomly doing nice things for each other.

117. Old people looking on at the two of you fondly.

118. Dean telling you your beautiful. 

119. Asking Dean about various scars.

120. Never having to question your love for each other.

Sunday brunchin’: Tofu rancheros with a dollop of a homemade creamy cashew cheese. This week’s Milk and Eggs - Farm & Food Delivery top picks: tofu, avo, cilantro, lines, tomatoes and these fabulous little locally made corn tortillas. What’s for brunch?!

Tofu Rancheros

¼ cup vegetable broth (plus a little extra)
4 scallions, thinly sliced
1 block extra firm tofu, drained and crumbled
1 jalapeño, seeded and diced
½ tsp. salt
1 tsp. GF low sodium tamari
½ tsp. turmeric
¼ tsp. black pepper
¼ tsp. garlic powder
1 can pinto beans, drained, rinsed and mashed
2-4 corn tortillas
pico de gallo (recipe follows)
cashew cream (recipe follows)

Heat up a medium pot and add vegetable broth. Once it begins to sizzle add scallions and cook for about 4 minutes or until most of the vegetable broth has cooked off. Next, add the jalapeño, tofu, tamari, and spices. Cook for another 2 minutes or so.

Heat up corn tortillas, place on a plate and top with pinto beans, tofu rancheros, pico de gallo and a dollop of cashew cheese.

Pico de gallo

1 large tomato, diced
½ onion, finely diced
2 tbsp. chopped cilantro
1 jalapeño, seeded and minced
¼ tsp. garlic powder
juice of ½ lime
¼-½ tsp. salt

Combine ingredients in a bowl.

Cashew Cream

1 cup raw cashews soaked for at least 8 hours
½ cup water
juice of ½ lime
½ tsp. salt
pinch of paprika

Place ingredients in a blender or food processor until smooth. Cashew cream will keep in an airtight container for up to 1 week.

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