Go Big Or Go Home
Danny is not anybody’s gay yoda. He’d like to make that much clear.
Danny watches the Stiles/Derek relationship happen. And it is hilarious!
When StilesDon’t-Invite-Him-He’s-The-Sheriff’s-KidStilinski asks Danny during Chem class whether or not he’s attractive to Gay Guys (like Danny is the officially elected representative for All Gay Men), Danny decides that discretion is the better part of valor and ignores him. He feels a little bit mean doing it, but everyone knows that Stiles has been mooning after Lydia Martin for the better part of ten years and Danny isn’t going to feed Stiles’ ego just because Scott Freaking McCall finally got himself a girlfriend.
The hot (and sporadically half naked), brooding man in Stiles’ bedroom gives him cause to reevaluate.
“My cousin,” Stiles says. “Miguel.”
It would be an obvious lie even if Danny didn’t know that the Stilinskis didn’t have any family left besides the Sheriff and his troublesome son. He briefly thinks about calling Stiles out on it but is distracted by the angriest strip show he’s ever had the privilege of witnessing.