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How They Reported It: The 2015 State of the Union Address

All the major networks had something to say about the State of the Union address, so let’s see how Fox News reported it.

Come on, Fox News, that’s not…Ugh what’s the point.

During the speech, the President addressed terrorism and the ongoing threat of the group ISIL. This is a response from “ISIS Magazine”:

Also in Obama’s speech, there was a proposal to increase taxes on the wealthiest one percent of the country in order to help the middle class. Let’s see how “Yachts International Magazine” reported that…

Those poor people might have to give up one of their two yachts. 

Now Obama is known for his off-the-cuff humor and he responded to the applause of having no more campaigns to run with, “Because I won both of them.” There’s only one source I would trust to report on this issue and that’s “Oh Snap! Magazine.” Let’s see their headline:

I should mention that is their headline almost all of the time. Interestingly, in the article they list Obama’s burn as the second best State of the Union burn of all time.

The first best State of the Union burn was when JFK famously said, “We choose to go to the moon, not because it is easy, but because it’s almost far enough away to make your momma look skinny.” That gets a big oh snap! 

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Happy Labor Day! Scamp is taking a minute to remember the people that this day honors, like labor leader John L. Lewis! He’s also Scamp’s first cousin, four times removed! (Or 28 times removed? He’s not sure how dog generations work)