MBTI Stereotypes VS the Types in Real Life
Stereotype ENTJ: Dominant. Efficient. Strategic and ideal leaders.
Real ENTJ: One of the few people able to actually physically frown, don’t understand how they’re “scary”
Stereotype INTJ: Evil masterminds. Smarter than you. Are the superior beings.
Real INTJ: Misplaces anything that isn’t physically attached to them, no longer able to recognize when they’re being sarcastic or serious
Stereotype ENTP: Quickest thinkers you’ll ever meet. Witty. Intellectual masters of debate.
Real ENTP: Used memes so much that they became one and are accepting of this fact, catchphrase is some version of “Well, actually–”
Stereotype INTP: In possession of more knowledge than the Internet. Reclusive geniuses. Know all, are humble.
Real INTP: Sexually attracted to science, volunteer plethora of useless facts every hour, zero spatial and social awareness
Stereotype ENFJ: Kind. Loving. Hearts of gold and wills of steel.
Real ENFJ: Will replace your mother and be okay with that, judge being judgemental of judging judgemental judgments
Stereotype INFJ: Mysterious and tricky to get to know. More unique than anyone you’ve ever met.
Real INFJ: One way or another, embarrass themselves every single day, somehow, consistently
Stereotype ENFP: Full of life and love. Passionate lover. Always fighting for a cause.
Real ENFP: Blink abnormally fast and probably should not drink coffee ever, have to make conscious effort to not smile, should take more things more seriously
Stereotype INFP: Gifted with emotional intelligence. Spiritual and believes in the soul, the natural course of the world, and love.
Real INFP: Really good at laughing at themselves which is necessary because they f*ck up constantly
Stereotype ESTJ: Intelligent. Dependable. Productive and competent. Forward-thinkers.
Real ESTJ: Remind teachers about homework distribution and collection every single day of the week, get off on educational videos
Stereotype ISTJ: Rule-followers. Responsible. Duty drives their perfection.
Real ISTJ: Sometimes sleep over 12 cumulative hours in a day
Stereotype ESTP: Daredevil. Live life on the edge. Famous and popular.
Real ESTP: 100% of decision-making is weighing the pros, ignoring the cons, and shrugging, then doing whatever stupid thing they got dared to do
Stereotype ISTP: Cool as hell. Detached and indifferent. Smart tinkerers.
Real ISTP: Won “Most Stubborn and Silent” for Senior Superlative page in high school yearbook
Stereotype ESFJ: Genuine and affectionate. Would take care of a sick stranger if needed. Make friends everywhere they go.
Real ESFJ: Value self-worth based on quality of and feedback for homemade baked goods, the holiday season is their life source
Stereotype ISFJ: Sweet. Innocent. Fragile and caring hearts who love their friends.
Real ISFJ: Hate conflict so much that they get second-hand anxiety from watching cliché emotional plot twist movies
Stereotype ESFP: Epitome of style and fashion. Impossibly cool. At every party and loved by everyone.
Real ESFP: Physically CANNOT stop making noises and fidgeting, all storage on their phones is taken up by hundreds of selfies in various poses
Stereotype ISFP: Exceptional artists. Emotionally deep. Humanitarians and always helping the planet.
Real ISFP: Just want to become trees, don’t get why people can’t just love one another, f*cking hippies