The Doomed Shippers Club
- Guide: Welcome to the Doomed Shippers Club, we are delighted and devastated to have a new member here.
- New Member: O-kay?
- Guide: On the left hand side you can see the Destiel and JohnLock shippers friendly disagreeing on which ship is more doomed because the writers won't even think about a gay couple on their shows. On the right hand side we have the Teen Wolf fandom, be nice to them, they have two major doomed ships. Ahh and here we have the Klaroline shippers! Still going strong guys!
- New Member: Who are these people?
- Guide: Those are all the cross shippers. Oh and do you see the light right there?
- New Member: Yes?
- Guide: You don't wanna go there. The doomed shippers club ends there, all the normal canon ships are right there.