the cloth house

6

Death of a Bachelor is the fifth studio album by American rock band Panic! at the Disco, released January 15, 2016 on Fueled by Ramen and DCD2. It is the follow-up to the band’s fourth studio album, Too Weird to Live, Too Rare to Die! ,with the entire album written and recorded by lead vocalist/multi-instrumentalist Brendon Urie, among external writers.

The Houses as Clothing Things

Hufflepuff: Loose threads. Heavy sweaters in warm autumn hues. Shoes so worn they no longer have tread. Hair ribbons. Wool scarves that tickle your neck. Complementary colors and patterned motifs.

Slytherin: High heels. Rips in a pair of leggings. Long coats with big black buttons. Silver earrings. Watches that tick unceasingly in the silence. Shirts with lacy necklines. Monochrome fabrics with careful accents.

Ravenclaw: Button-up blouses. High-waisted skirts and the shirts tucked beneath them. Bracelets that snag on everything. Soft fabrics. Ballet flats with scuffs on the toes. Stripes and polka dots.

Gryffindor: Sunglasses. T-shirts with fading designs. Sandals that leave unwelcome tan lines. Socks with cats on them. Flannels and sleeves rolled up to the elbow. Designs full of bright colors, big pictures, and words.

*the houses getting ready for karaoke night*

Hufflepuff: Umm, Ravenclaw? When are you going to get ready or are you sick?

Ravenclaw: *in sweatpants and sweat shirt* I am ready

Gryffindor: You’re not serious,… right?

Ravenclaw: Oh! You’re right. I need to brush my hair.

Slytherin: Oh no you need to do much more than brush your hair. I am not walking out of this house with you looking like some sort of hobo. Get back in there *shoves Ravenclaw into room and shuts door behind them*

*a long while later*

Hufflepuff: They’ve been in there a while…

Gryffindor: Riiiight?

Slytherin: *walks out with huge grin*

Ravenclaw: I’m not coming out…

Slytherin: Get out of there!

Ravenclaw: …. Fiiiiiine

Hufflepuff and Gryffindor in unison: DAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYUUUUUUUMMMM

Ravenclaw: … I hate all of you

I never got to have a mother, but Myrcella did. She was mine, and you took her from me.