the client

Things INTP says to her personal training clients
  • You are moving awfully slow today, is that because you worked out hard yesterday?
  • Balance on one leg ... nope, that isn't balancing that is picking up your foot and putting it back down. Some people might call it walking.
  • I don't care what anyone says, you are smart.
  • I want you to spoon your foam roll, get really close to it and get comfy.
  • I am warming your shoulders up so I can torture them. Just kidding ... kinda.
  • If I have to show you how to do this again because you aren't watching we are doubling the reps.
  • You ran twice as far as I said you should run, but now that I know what you are capable of that is the new distance.
  • Do this exercise and then run and touch the wall and then do this one and run and touch the wall and repeat with this exercise ... do you see a pattern here?
  • There is no crying in baseball ... I mean the gym.
  • Does this hurt? By hurt I mean more than just this is hard to do so I will say it hurts so I can do something else.
  • You are 5 minutes late, that's 5 minutes of time I will have to make up for by taking away breaks.

Here’s what we think happened. Michael’s sidekick, who all through the movie is this complete idiot who’s causing the downfall of the United States, was originally named Dwight, but then Michael changed it to Samuel L. Chang using a search and replace. But that doesn’t work on misspelled words, leaving behind one “Dwigt.”

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So a while ago people were talking about ‘liveaction tv show, actors!au’ and i love imagining blooper reels for animated things, so my twin sister and I came up with this silly thing. Now seemed an appropriate time to share with the recent liveaction movie announcement. 

Marinette’s actor would be a total jokester