the class clown

I was rewatching “Escape from Beta Traz” and like this fucking scene

Pidge is just like “Lance, you’re gonna need to get a scan of his face” like it’s the easiest thing in the world and if it were any other idk SANE person they would’ve at least been like “wtf pidge have you seen this guy like he’s terrifying and also how the fuck am I gonna scan HIS FACE from this distance hidden away without him fucking noticing me”

But Lance, CLASS CLOWN LANCE, just says “Copy that” and gets down to business

HE IS A SHARPSHOOTER IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE I MEAN HE REALLY ONLY HAS LIKE A 3 SECOND WINDOW TO AIM AND SCAN FROM THIS DISTANCE

HE SHOOTS THIS BLINDING ASS LIGHT WITH ZERO HESITATION AND LIKE

IN 0.00001456933 SECONDS THIS BITCH TURNS AROUND

But Lance used his fast leggys and hid himself like wtf I’m so proud of him. He is so smart and good and has amazing reflexes and is a quick thinker and doesn’t hesitate when people need him.

And he is like so relieved that he actually did the thing but doesn’t gloat or bask in his moment he just sends Pidge the face like NO PROBLEM “Face on the way Pidge” THAT WASNT RISKY AT ALL. WHATEVER. ALL IN A DAYS WORK.

MY SON GETS SHIT DONE AND THIS MISSION WOULD HAVE COMPLETELY FAILED WITHOUT HIM FOR SO MANY REASONS

Types In The Classroom

ENTP

- competition with others on how fast they can take notes

- 8 pages of notes summarized into 2 pages

- talking to people around them silently; doesn’t get caught

ENTJ

- notes organized so neatly that people around them thought it was a textbook

- always raising their hand either to ask questions, or prove the teacher wrong

- “what is the long term purpose of this?”

INTP

- playing video games on computer secretly

- whispers answers to people next to them, too afraid to raise their hand

- has a lot of doubts but refuses to raise their hand and ask them

INTJ

- already knows everything the teacher is talking about

- on their computer, learning ahead of the class

- rolls eyes when someone asks a stupid question/comment

ESTP

- class clown

- that one kid the teacher always hates but the kids love

- asks a lot of stupid questions

ESTJ

- “shut up I’m trying to listen”

- diligently writing their notes

- teachers love them; often left in charge when teacher leaves room

ISTP

- thinks that the class is dumb

- points out logical flaws

- ends up playing video games with INTP

ISTJ

- neatly taking notes

- gets annoyed when someone raises their hand

- never talks during class at all

ENFP

- laughs a lot to ESTP’s jokes

- easily distracted 

- talks to others a lot

ENFJ

- tries to help people who don’t understand the material

- takes notes correctly

- answers questions about why they would need the info in real life

INFP

- really quiet during class, unless sitting with friends

- laughs at everyone’s jokes and makes up their own, but doesn’t say them out loud

- notes are semi-finished

INFJ

- talking to people next to them

- glances around room to see if they could spot crush

- lets people copy off of their notes

ESFP

- also making jokes out loud

- teacher gets mildly annoyed at them

- doodling a little

ESFJ

- perfect teacher impression

- secretly talks to other people

- sometimes on their phone, texting friends to find out about what they feel about the lesson

ISFP

- doodling

- notes are written in the form of doodles

- laughs internally at people’s humor

ISFJ

- quietly taking notes

- gets confused about subject but can’t raise their hand and ask for help

- asks friends for help after classes

it’s not a big deal but my entire life when i was funny i was sassy. i think about that a lot. about how sometimes my brother would tell the same stories, same inflections, same characters - but he was clever, he was funny. i was just… sassy. my sarcasm and sharp tongue and wit were always whittled down into kind of a bitch. when he was the class clown or a riot or a great guy, i was a problem student who couldn’t shut up, a disruption, an attention whore. i talked less than him. kept the ice to a minimum. pulled the bow of my arrow voice a little shorter than he did. he could step over lines and dance between them with entire rooms laughing. but when i did that, i was kind of full of myself. i was seen as loud, overly dramatic; my humor too dark or too quick or too feminine.

there’s power in making people laugh. it draws you into them. it’s a good thing to feel you’re making someone happy. i watch boys at parties who are so funny and everyone loves him and how they cackle and howl and never worry they’re taking up too much of their audience’s attention. how when i chime in, when i’m just as funny - if not funnier than them - all hell breaks loose. how fast they get vicious to me. how fast they turn their comments onto my personality. how fast they scramble to be the center of attention again: in an instant, the funny stories become snide comments. and i’m quiet again. 

sassy girl gets told to sit down. she gets called up to the front of the class because oh, if you’re so smart, why don’t you teach the lesson. sassy girl gets cast as villain in all her musicals, because princesses don’t use the bitterness in their souls. sassy is ugly ursula, is wicked witch, is snide sidekick. sassy girl makes you laugh when you’ve been crying so much you feel sick. sassy girl listens to you while you spill your secrets, knows when to make a joke and when to take thing serious. tell the cuban girl she’s sassy, watch her eyes roll, watch her heat up, use that latin anger that whips in octopus tentacles out of her. she takes everything so seriously. she needs to calm down, practice ladylike, less swears and less blasphemy and less sassy.

my brother easily relates to “funny.” my brother and most boys i know pride themselves on their humor. they know they can throw a comment into the air and have it stick to the wall of their peers, they know even if it doesn’t land, everyone will just cover their ears. it’s not a big deal. it’s just if you have two people in equal situations, like a brother and a sister both with the same shared timing and humor and stories - some even stolen from each other word for word and with exact phrasing - and if one of those people is treated differently, usually something strange is happening. it’s not a big deal. it’s just i don’t really ever hear girls called funny. 

Green Day Asks
  • I tried to make these as least cliche as possible lmao
  • 1,000 hours: How long did your longest relationship last?
  • 21 Guns: What was your first breakup like? Describe it in 10 words or less.
  • 21st Century Breakdown: Do you ever wish that you were born in a different year or era? Why? What year?
  • All By Myself: Have you ever been stalked? Explain.
  • Are We the Waiting: Are you waiting for something right now?
  • Bang Bang: Have you ever used any sort of weaponry, for sport or otherwise?
  • Before the Lobotomy: What's your happiest memory?
  • Blood, Sex and Booze: Are you into any unusual things in a relationship, sexual or not?
  • Bouncing Off the Wall: What kind of kid were you in elementary school ("the class clown," "the nerd," etc)?
  • Christie Road: Is there a certain place you feel happiest at?
  • Church on Sunday: Could you ever date someone with completely different religious views?
  • F.O.D: What do you want to say to your ex?
  • Fucktime: How old were you when you lost your virginity?
  • King for a Day: Have you ever crossdressed?
  • Longview: What motivates you?
  • Makeout Party: Describe your first kiss.
  • Oh Love: Do you believe in love at first sight?
  • St. Jimmy: Did you ever have an emo phase?
  • The Forgotten: Name a movie with a soundtrack you like.
  • Wake Me Up When September Ends: What's your favorite month?
  • We Are the Champions: What's your favorite cover of a song?
  • Xmas Time of the Year: Do you celebrate Christmas?
  • Viva La Gloria / Little Girl: Have you ever ran away?
signs + class

Aries: Take down everything but never reviews it

Taurus: Answers all the questions, puts there hands up

Gemini: Actually there to learn something but quiet

Cancer: Thinks they are teacher’s pet but really isn’t

Leo: Say they don’t try but always has the homework finish

Virgo: That one kid that is always sleeping in class

Libra: Class clown, loud and annoying

Scorpio: Really chill with the teacher but also kinda rude

Sagittarius: The one who is almost always late and goes to the toilet every time

Capricorn: Tries so hard but just can’t grasp what the teacher is saying

Aquarius: Dislikes the teachers because they give out work, barley passes

Pisces: Bitches about people who aren’t in the class

Scorpio & Aries
  • Scorpio, falling asleep in class, not even bothering to hide her face:
  • Teacher, glances around the class: So who can tell me what happened to the United States's government in the year of 1921?
  • Aries, sees the teacher about to call on her, raises his hand: Mrs. G, can you tell me the reason why you and Mr. A are always visiting each other? Answer me this question- is his dick bigger than the principal's? Are you two dating? Are the three of you planning on having a three-some? Why does Ms. D always complaining to you that she doesn't get the d? Should we start the wedding planning now? Do we need to sign Ms. D up for eHarmony? Or would she have better luck on OkCupid?!
  • Teacher, gasps:
  • Teacher: Aries, can I see you in the hallway for a moment, please?
  • Aries, the whole class laughing their ass off, walks past Scorpio, smiles: I did this for you
  • Scorpio, mumbles: No one asked, you dumb ass.
Monsta X as students

Hyungwon: huge hot nerd, probably has a squirtle backpack, poetry club leader, meme faces when bored 

Shownu: hot senior, doesn’t talk to girls, teachers hit on him

Wonho: swears he’s the hottest boy in school, skips dress codes and leaves his shirts unbuttoned 

Minhyuk: the kid that naruto runs through the hallways, class clown, probably has bad grades but is a good student

Kihyun: prestigious student, choir club, follows every rule and doesn’t get in trouble

Changkyun: gets kihyun in trouble, hangs out with hyungwon too much, meme faces inhabited by hyungwon

Jooheon: cutie patootie, acts tough, is soft, fair grades but don’t tell his rap friends that

The Inner Circle in High School

Feyre: The Artistic girl who always speaks her mind. 

Rhysand: The snarky Popular Hot guy that everyone wants, but no one can get.

Mor: The Chatty popular girl who wears the latest trends, she’s also class president because everyone loves her and voted for her. 

Azriel: The Reclusive Hot guy no one seems to know how to approach. 

Cassian: The Outspoken Class Clown who has dated half the girls in the student body.

Amren: The Intimidating girl everyone knows to leave alone. Even the teachers.


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STUPID LADYBUG AU

In which Sabine is a famous designer (severe af with sunglasses and a pixie cut and a suit) and Marinette is her prize daughter with a completely bossy Ladybuggish attitude who is really pushed by her mother to succeed

Adrien Agreste is a really goofy flirty loudmouth who ended up the class clown and no one takes him seriously (especially not Marinette who he is CRUSHING ON HORRIBLY).

BUT AS LADYBUG AND CHAT NOIR,  Adrien puts on a cool and suave front and loves that people will actually listen to what he says (because he has good stuff to say), while Marinette lets loose and is the awkward blushing teen she’s never allowed to be in public (and has fallen hard for her polite and straightforward partner or something yeahhh)

this au is important because we have Sabine and Marinette sitting together sipping coffee and judging your awful fashion sense from behind their sunglass

hockey asks
  1. Favorite team?
  2. Second favorite team?
  3. Team you love to hate?
  4. Team you just hate?
  5. Team you think is the best in the league right now?
  6. Top three players on your favorite team?
  7. Top three players NOT on your favorite team?
  8. Three players you like on teams you can’t stand?
  9. Players you hate on teams you like?
  10. Prettiest uniforms?
  11. Best venue?
  12. Best hair?
  13. Best body?
  14. Best eyes?
  15. Best shot?
  16. Best goaltender?
  17. Favorite line?
  18. Dream line (mix and match players from teams)?
  19. Head-to-head matchup you’d most want to see?
  20. Most overrated?
  21. Most underrated?
  22. Prettiest goal you ever saw?
  23. Worst/best hit you ever saw?
  24. Who on your team is:
    1. Eternal  Sunshine?
    2. Team Dad?
    3. Team Mom?
    4. Team Baby/Babies?
    5. The class clown?
    6. The quiet one?
    7. The serious one?
    8. The hothead?
  25. Player on the feeder team you most want to get called up?
  26. Player who’s always scratched who ought to be played more?
  27. Player who always plays who ought to be scratched more?
  28. Best duo?
  29. OTP?
  30. OT3+?
  31. Rarepair?
  32. Guy you want desperately to slash but can’t for some reason (Married, no good pair, etc.)
  33. Guy who is (or should be) the fandom/team bicycle?
  34. Player you most wish would get traded to your team?
  35. Player you most wish would get traded to another team?
  36. Most likely to be in the penalty box at any moment?
  37. Most likely to send another player to the penalty box?
  38. Gets away with murder award (never gets penalties but should)?
  39. Just has a guilty face award (gets penalties but shouldn’t)?
  40. Nicest guy on the team?
  41. Best with fans?
  42. Best with the press?
  43. Hockey robot award (can’t say anything but “get pucks to the net” in front of a camera)?
  44. Most likely to be photographed with small children?
  45. Most likely to be photographed with small animals?
  46. Most likely to be photographed shirtless in a hot tub with starlets?
  47. Most likely to cry at movies?
  48. Most likely to get in bar fights unrelated to hockey?
  49. Most likely to have Mafia ties?
  50. Rising star award?
  51. Most improved award?
KPOP Female Groups as Types of High School Students
  • GFRIEND: sophomore; gets straight A’s but people only remember that one time when they got a B-
  • PRISTIN: eighth grader with the abilities of a junior; first day of high school is next week; chill when you first meet them but LOUD once you become close to them, music students who's older brother is a theater student, always on the honor roll, looks up to their seniors and by seniors I mean any SM group
  • Red Velvet: Junior but everyone still thinks they are a sophomore; does everything so well that they get taken for granted, once the dean forgot to put their names back on the updated honor roll because they are NEVER NOT on the honor roll, are awkward, sometimes too serious, doesn’t eat in the lunchroom, teacher ignores them
  • Mamamoo: Junior; musical theater students who don’t know when to STAHP, people think they got held back but they didn’t, class clown
  • Twice: Sophomore; seems like a freshman but are more popular than college students, has a definite seat at every lunch table, are nice to everyone, are either unconditionally loved or hated, need to really bring up their grades
  • Black Pink: freshman; are very popular but they don’t hang out with anyone, which makes everyone think they are juniors, are rebels, have very strict parents
  • SNSD: just graduated college; was the biggest thing ever back in high school but they don’t visit, everyone looks up to them tho, don’t know whether or not to continue on to graduate school
  • EXID: seniors; got held back in the tenth grade but still loves high school, people only know them because they are cheerleaders but they actually get high af grades, people mistake them for theater students but are vocal students
  • Apink: college freshman; are SUPER nice and come back to visit the high school often, but when they do visit, no one cares
  • Sistar: also college freshman; everyone has a crush on them, gets average grades
  • f(x): college freshman; design student that the teacher just started paying attention to them a month before they graduated, is online way too much
  • Wonder Girls: graduate students; changed their major right at senior year of college and might transfer to another university
  • After School: college freshman (again lol); got the best grades ever and did all the extra credit in high school, was loved by everyone, skipped two grades, but something happened (no one knows what) and they left school for five months and got held back TWICE, now works at a Starbucks and no one knows it
  • WJSN: freshman; had no friends until second semester, grades also shot up second semester
  • I.O.I: freshman; knew they would transfer school after freshman year but are still in denial, made it on the honor roll
  • LOONA: seventh grader; preparing for applying to high school
  • 2NE1: were just about to start graduate school but didn’t because their parents didn’t wanna spend any more money on them
  • Lovelyz: Juniors; get good grades and has a few friends, other than that, are ignored or compared to their brother who is also in the school
  • Momoland: freshman; no one knows much about them but they seem nice
  • S.E.S: post doctorate degree but still looks like a high school student; professors at the state film school; once came back to their old high school and gave a lecture to the sophomores on how to persevere even after you turn 30 and have kids
  • The Ark: transferred schools in freshman year; would-be sophomore

I hate what the reboot did to the girl’s personalities.

Bubbles is, according to herself, the ‘cute one’. Since when? Sure, she was always the cutest but that wasn’t her role. She was the naive one and the innocent one. Her naivete made her cute, she wasn’t just automatically cute. The current Bubbles isn’t even cute. She’s try-hard cute. Squealing like a fangirl and dressing in rainbow doesn’t make her genuinely cute.

Blossom has pretty much been devoid of all fun. She’s just a geeky stereotype and a mysophobe stereotype. She’s there to make smartness jokes about when that was never a part of her original character.

Buttercup is way too mean spirited compared to before. She was rough and tumble but she wasn’t so aggressive. She wouldn’t be a class clown like in that episode with the panda and she wouldn’t bully people on her own accord much.

The writers said they wanted to flesh out the girl’s personalities so why are they all so one-note? Bubbles is a cutesy internet fangirl, Blossom is the nerd, and Buttercup is the tomboyish rough one. That’s pretty much them 85% of the time in the reboot.