the citizen ha!

okay but i know a lot of people are on the knight jeremy train, but hear me out for a second

king jeremy

one of the youngest kings out of the current kings to rule. he may not know a whole lot, but he tries his best to learn all he can so he can run a successful kingdom. who always puts his people first and is one of the kindest rulers. who creates beautiful buildings and structures either for people to live in or to decorate the kingdom. who is fair and kind and courageous. a man who is a nightmare on the battlefield and can destroy armies with little effort. a man who charges into battle with hell’s fire in his veins. who, after every battle, weeps for the lost lives and goes to the homes of the knights who gave their lives to say his condolences to the families, should their families be alive. a king who gives it his all to protect everyone, even if they have committed crimes.

literally just give me king jeremy who tries his best and is always optimistic and trying to make his kingdom a welcome place for all to come to.

overwatch canon according to background info: the world has recently come out of one of the most violent and destructive wars in history and is now moving forward into a new era with the challenges of accommodating a new race of robotic citizens. a second crisis has broken out in russia and australia has been reduced to a nuclear wasteland. with the world in such an unstable condition, a group of heroes from the first war’s era, who had been disbanded following public denouncement despite their efforts to protect humanity, must come together to carry out clandestine operations in order to defend the very people who turned their backs on them

overwatch canon according to the game: twelve randomly selected people meet up and beat the shit out of each other 

Got7 as types of princes

Mark: the hidden away prince. Had a curse placed on him when he was born. Sneaks out of the palace and uses a fake name to adventure around. Sounds really good when announcing royal proclamations.

JB: the cool prince. Appears to be scary and there’s rumors that he slayed a dragon when he was three. Is actually a sweetheart that bows to palace staff.

Jackson: the travelling prince. Speaks more languages than all their diplomats combined. Very involved in politics and often goes out to visit his citizens. Everyone has a crush on him.

Jinyoung: the scholarly prince. Has read everything in the royal library twice. Funny at royal balls and has the best manners. Doesn’t return babies he’s handed to kiss.

Youngjae: the soft prince. Really awkward about royal duties. Prefers to be in the gardens or music hall. Attracts woodland creatures.

BamBam: the pretty prince. Designers would kill to dress him. Has at least four closets. Throws great parties. If he pierces his ears, so does everyone else.

Yugyeom: the nice prince. Choreographed the latest ballroom dance. Sipped champagne once and got found in the dungeons. Cares a lot for his citizens and is honest in nation reports.

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otayuri stress reliever

no this isn’t going to be a doujin or sth but if y’all are looking forward to it i’ll consider about that SADJASDHSAKK!! this au sets in Cold War where beka is a soviet soldier and yuri is a soviet citizen. Beka has to go to somewhere place for his duty but yurio doesn’t want him to die in a war so he joined the army and searched for beka’s troops. 

First, they came for the Muslims

And crowds of people flooded the biggest international airports in the country and said not today, motherfucker.  

And the ACLU said, not today, motherfucker.

And a federal judge, a woman named Ann Donnelly, said, not today, motherfucker.  

Today is the first time since Donald won the election that I’ve felt anything even resembling hope for our country.  It’s not a decisive win, I know that.  It might not end up being permanent, I know that too.  It doesn’t apply to everyone who is trying to immigrate here and just applies to the people who were caught in limbo at the airports, I know that too.  

But it’s *something* and something is better than yesterday or even this morning.  

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Join The Andromeda Initiative

IT’S STARTING. The hype for N7 Day has officially begun with a new teaser sharing Ai - the Andromeda Initiative. 

This path began a long time ago. A course paved through human history, that took us across continents, oceans and ultimately to the stars. For us, this planet is home. It’s protected us, challenged us, and provided us the foundation to become galactic citizens. 

But the time has come to prepare ourselves for a future beyond the Milky Way. A future that begins 600 years from where we stand. In a time and place, among unknown stars, and unseen dangers. And so we issue this call to the brave, the inquisitive, to the trailblazers of the human race as an invitation to stand on the shoulders of those who came before and challenge yourself to go further. 

Begin your journey. Join the Andromeda Initiative today.

See the trailer on YouTube here. The video does not show gameplay, but it definitely gives goosebumps.

SNK Chapter 90 In A Nutshell
  • Soldier: So obviously we shouldn't tell the public about, you know. *Gestures at the basement*
  • Pixis: If we keep secret from the public doesn't that make us as bad as the guys we just overthrew?
  • Historia: Baldy's right. We're going public.
  • -----------------------
  • Newspaper guy: So basically we're the descendants of a minority race who can turn into titans and outside of the walls is a giant military that wants us all dead.
  • Levi: Hit the nail on the head. So how are people taking it?
  • Newspaper guy: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  • Citizen 1: Well hey this is pretty interesting. It explains a lot.
  • Citizen 2: HA! You expect me to believe this?
  • Citizen 3: The government is spreading lies about an upcoming war so they can put us all in labor camps and fuck our wives while we're away.
  • Newspaper guy: Mixed reception.
  • ------------------
  • Hitch: Sup bitches, heard Marlow died a hero's death.
  • Flock: Yeah he ruled. When Erwin went down, he led the charge that let us take down the beast titan.
  • Flock: But in his dying moments, I'm pretty sure all he felt was regret.
  • Jean: Dude what the fuck.
  • Flock: Hey man I'm just spitting facts.
  • Flock: OH AND ANOTHER THING.
  • Flock: I still think the commander should've survived, not Armin. You know who else thinks that?
  • Flock: Literally everyone but Eren, Mikasa, and Levi. You know, the fucking assholes who put their emotions above common sense?
  • Eren: I will fight yo-
  • Flock: Oh shut the fuck up, Eren. I get that you're the main character and shit, but more matters than just what YOU feel. You should've given up and sopped pestering Levi, like Mikasa did.
  • Mikasa: *Shame*
  • Jean: We get it Flock, you have a small penis. Just let it go, alright?
  • Flock: OH, AND ANOTHER THING.
  • Flock: Jean, Connie, Sasha, none of you stopped Levi or Eren and Mikasa from fucking us all up the ass. You just stood there like a bunch of people with smaller penises than me.
  • Flock: Come on, I signed up to save humanity. If that's not what you're about, let people know before they join this organization.
  • Armin: ...Yeah, Flock's right. Commander Erwin should've lived.
  • Eren: You don't know that, Armin! Come on, we still know nothing about the world out there! You still haven't seen the ocean, right? There's so much to learn about the world, you can't give up! If we just go beyond the walls-
  • Eren: *Flashback to what happened to Faye when she went beyond the walls*
  • Eren: Fu-
  • ----------------------------
  • *Ceremony where Historia gives out rewards commences*
  • Eren, in his thoughts: I know that our situation is bleak, and if I can change I'd be willing to sacrifice my life. And yet, I can't bring myself to sacrifice Historia.
  • Note: This is a reference to how Eren know that, when he activated the coordinate, he was touching a titanized royal (Dina), so they might be able to activate it by titanizing Historia. But he didn't tell anyone.
  • Eren: *Kisses Historia's hand*
  • --------Memory is awakened in Eren----------
  • *Back when Grisha was confronting Freida, before he ended up killing them all*
  • Grisha: Come on guys just use your powers to kill everyone trying to kill the people I love so the people I love don't have to die.
  • Freida: *Glares at Grisha*
  • ---------------------
  • Narration: Anyways so the guillotines pretty much got rid of all the titans and they retook wall Maria. And there's almost no titans left on the island.
  • Narration: So I guess all the titans are killed. One thing off Eren's bucket list.
  • Narration: SO a lot of months passed and they set off to find the ocean.
  • Survey Corps: *Reaches Ocean*
  • Narrator: Another one off the bucket list. Productive day.
  • Everyone: *FLIPS THE FUCK OUT*
  • Eren: *Somewhat sullen, contemplative*
  • Eren: So... on the other side of that ocean, there's people who are going to try to kill us.
  • Eren: We aren't free yet. Is killing the people who oppose us what it takes to finally be free?
  • Fandom: Dude chill.
  • Fandom: Also who does your hair it's fabulous
  • ------------------
  • Sorry this wasn't as funny. hopefully it's easy to understand, at least.

lemme break it down: whoever becomes america’s president will not only affect america but the entire world. the shitty thing is we don’t get a say. all we can do is urge americans to go out and vote for someone that won’t royally fuck us over.

i get it. hillary isn’t perfect. she sure as hell isn’t my first choice. but you bet your ass i would be down at the polls voting for her if i was an american citizen. why? because she has experience. she leans liberal. she might not get us everything we want but she is determined to chip away at the horrible bullshit america has circulated over the years. obama is behind her. bernie is behind her. so many desperate poc and lgbtqa+ people are behind her. voting for trump is spitting in our face, and disrespecting us. it’s taking away our worth as human beings. this isn’t even about voting for the lesser of two evils. it’s about doing what’s right. it’s about supporting the minorities that have never had the upper hand.

please, i beg you, do not vote for trump. i’m a canadian and i’m actually terrified that hillary will lose. we need her. we need someone that will listen and compromise and still be progressive. we need someone that wouldn’t send me to conversion therapy. we need her.

please go out and vote tomorrow. and please, vote hillary.

#ImWithHer

The Return Of The Shannara Chronicles: Here’s What’s Going To Happen In Season 2

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water to The Four Lands…

MTV has started production on the long-awaited second season of The Shannara Chronicles, the network announced today, even revealing some majestic plotlines in the process. So what’s going on now that the dreaded Dagda Mor was defeated and the Ellcrys saved in the Season 1 finale? A whole lotta havoc.

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No Such Thing As To Cautious

Summary: My friends and I are all in an adventurer’s guild. Two of our thieves (a true neutral Archer and a lawful evil rogue) are off on a mission to kill some wolves who have gotten into this citizen’s cabin. So far we know this citizen has 3 dogs and I almost mistook them for wolves. This is what happened next. When we get to the cellar

Archer Beastmaster(me, a Fox girl): Insight. See what I ear through the door

DM: -rolls d16- You can hear something being chewed on and a few foot steps.

Archer Beastmaster: I swear to god (DM’s name), if I open this door and they’re eating a dog I quit.

DM: -chuckles-

Archer Beastmaster: THAT’S IT. I TACKLE THE FIRST WOLF I SEE.

DM: You’re going to tackle a wolf…? Are you serious?

Archer Beastmaster: - rolls an 18 - KNOCK THAT FOOL TO THE GROOOOUND.

This is after the fight. Lets just say I almost died cause that wolf took a bite at my face

Rouge Thief: Well that went well

Archer Beastmaster: -is currently treating her face- Nice job not dying when I left.

Rogue Thief: Barely. Ay, is there anything to loot in here?

DM: -rolls a d16- You don’t see much in the cellar but I few boxes.

Archer Beastmaster: I open of the boxes.

DM: You open the box and find nothing in particular, except a beautiful amulet. It’d look nice on you actually.

Archer Beastmaster: Inspect the amulet.

DM: It’s enchanted and you don’t know magic so you can’t.

Archer Beastmaster: -starts getting suspicious- I put the necklace on Trition (the Rogue)

DM: Wait. Why?

Archer Beastmaster: It’s magic and I want to use him as my test dummy.

Rogue Thief: Hey hey hey. No. I’m not puttin on some shifty amulet.

DM: -groans- Just put the amulet on. I’m not letting my story be ruined by two overly cautious thieves.

Rogue Thief: Fiiine. I put the amulet on.

DM: The amulet doesn’t do anything. It only works on female animals.

Archer Beastmaster: (that totally flies over my head) Oh. Then I put the amulet on.

DM: -laughs evilly- You feel the amulet’s magic slowly spread over your skin. Something is… Changing.

Archer Beastmaster: Wait wat.

DM: Your character is-

Archer Beastmaster: You didn’t just-

DM: in hear.

Archer Beastmaster: (He totally asked me before if I wanted the animals being in hear system in the game. I should have seen this coming)

Archer Beastmaster: NOOOOOO

Day 18 of the Clinton Presidency

Everyone is too excited about the upcoming Education Secretary vote to sleep. Denise Juneau has citizens so excited, both for her incredible credentials and the prospect of the first openly gay and first American Indian cabinet member, that Senators of both parties have had their phone lines jammed with supportive phone calls. The Capitol Switchboard has been overloaded with calls in the past weeks due to the extraordinary slate of nominees the administration has lined up.

At the White House, President HRC is hosting an all-night all-issue teach-in and chardonnay party to celebrate. Even some Republicans showed up, and now Al Franken and Ted Cruz are bonding as they supervise the marshmallow roasting, having discovered a mutual affection for blackened marshmallows. A human s’more chain has formed across the Rose Garden, since the Secret Service is very picky about where open flames are permitted on the grounds. Cory Booker is taking his turn at the all-night teach-in and everyone is learning how to play “Born to Run” on the recorder, helpfully provided by the newly-established Bipartisan Commission on Music in Schools. Tim Kaine and Bill Clinton are joining in on harmonica and sax, respectively. 

in light of that one interview i just want this scene
  • corrupted jasper writhing on the ground or s/t: we all get what we deserve, I deserved for this to happen
  • garnet, sitting placidly cross-legged on her shoulder: the hilarious thing is that's completely true but not for any of the reasons you think
And the dead will be commemorated and we’ll struggle on with the living, and we are not going away. We won’t die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens. The time has come. Bye now. You are fabulous, each and every one. And I bless you: More Life. The Great Work Begins.
—  Tony Kushner, Angels in America
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MY “TO BE WRITTEN” FIC COLLECTION

First in Friendship (A Parks and Recreation AU)

a collaboration with @dreaminglikeeames

Meet Steve Rogers, the Deputy Director of the Pawnee Parks and Recreation Department. He throws himself into each and every project with an unmatched passion, always ready to serve the people of Pawnee, and he drags the rest of the Parks and Rec staff along with him. In the midst of running a children’s concert series, operating the city’s parks, fending off the shockingly aggressive raccoon population, and dealing with the passionate citizens of Pawnee, Steve has one overarching goal, a project that will be the beginning of a prestigious political career: turning Municipal Lot 48 into a beautiful park. 

As a result of the City Council’s incompetence and mismanagement, the governor dispatches a team of state auditors from Indianapolis, throwing a wrench into Steve’s grand plan. Sam Wilson is gregarious and unfailingly positive, while his partner, Peggy Carter, is prickly and inflexible. Steve tries to protect his city and his department from the budget cut machete, but the City Council’s damage is too severe. The government shuts down, but Steve is bound and determined to fix it. He is known around City Hall as the “Man With a Plan”, after all. (He is alternatively known as “that tall blond pain in the ass”, but he prefers the first one.)

Steve rallies the Parks and Rec team (plus a few other friends), and together, they bring back the Harvest Festival, an old Pawnee tradition. Steve finds himself in the midst of an uphill battle–fighting a brutal flu, bad publicity, lack of resources, the threat of losing their department entirely, a curse, an evil librarian, and a burgeoning crush on a colleague–all in the name of providing a service to the town he loves so much.

Featuring: Nick Fury as Director of P&R, Natasha Romanoff as his assistant, Clint Barton as the shoeshine guy, Thor Odinson as the office manager, Tony Stark as Steve’s assistant and department scheduler, Bruce Banner as the office accountant, and James “Bucky” Barnes as Steve’s best friend and nurse extraordinaire.

in real life:

me: *gets good grades*

me: *is a law abiding citizen*

me: *has never touched drugs or alcohol*

me: *is 90% asexual*

me: *would rather stay in and watch Netflix than go out to a crazy party*


shopping for a new video game:

rating: this game contains graphic violence, drug references, suggestive situations, and mature themes

me: nice. *buys game*

Republicans keep defending Trump by saying the POTUS can do whatever he wants.

So Obama as current POTUS has that power, too.  Unlimited. Power. 

Five Suggestions of what Obama could do:

1.)  Call Trump, Kellyanne Conway, and anybody else he freaking wants to the White House.  Sit them down and ask questions about their knowledge of Russia’s involvement in the elections before and after.  Have the conversations recorded.  Trump et al can refuse to speak.  That’s an answer.  Not coming to the White House when you’re invited? That’s an answer.

2.)  Offer immediate permanent American citizenship and a reward of $3 million to any Putin ally or Russian citizen  who has evidence of Russia’s involvement in the election. 

3.)  Shame Putin and ridicule his need to be seen as hyper-masculine.  Find his kink switch and jam it in front of his whole country.

4.)  Abolish the Electoral College. NOW.  They haven’t voted yet.  The popular vote would stand or at least Obama could make it stand for long enough that Trump’s presidency wouldn’t seem to be inevitable.  (Clinton used this strategy, knowing what he was doing was illegal and he’d be sued but by the time the suit was over he’d have what he wanted.)

5,)  Have dinner with Trump.  Offer Trump a way out.  Maybe a 100 year lease on the UN bldg.  (I’m not kidding.)  We all know he doesn’t want this job. 

The Republicans probably can’t believe their luck that Obama has been so civil thru this.