Having William teach me how to drive was a very life scarring experience. Although Grandmum married a muggleborn she didn’t know how to drive, so she got The Panda to teach me. He must have been out of bamboo sticks, or whatever pandas like, because he ranted and screamed at me the whole damn time. I smoked a joint before he taught me and I told him so, but that’s the last time I ever do that… he nearly drove me to jail. It’s a good thing I have a charming, adorable smile.