the chrisleys

  • Chase Chrisley: I'm 16 and want a tattoo.
  • Todd Chrisley: people in hell want ice water, that don't mean the gonna get it.
  • Chase: I'm 18 so I should be able to come home whenever I want.
  • Todd: as long as you are living under my roof like hell you won't. The only thing open at 2 am are emergency rooms and girls legs, and you won't be found in either.
  • And my favorite!
  • Todd: talking to his oldest son, "How in the hell did you get a girl pregnant with something that small! I am ashamed."
  • My favorite family!
  • jongdae: kyungsoo you should start a food and recipe blog
  • kyungsoo: no thanks
  • baekhyun: omg yeah you should!!!
  • kyungsoo: no
  • chanyeol: I can help you get followers too I've got a pretty good plan
  • kyungsoo: no
  • chanyeol: OK I'll tell you thanks for asking!! so you can make a bowl of that really great banana pie and then we can do a photoshoot where I sexily pose naked. i can put the bowl right here and censor my private parts
  • jongdae: kyungsoo's gonna have to use a pretty small bowl to censor that tho
  • baekhyun: tru
  • chanyeol: hey!!!! I have a gigantic dick fuck you!!!!!!! you've all seen -
  • baekhyun: anyway i think chanyeol's idea sounds great, but instead of him let's use minseok instead :)
  • kyungsoo: ...................... ok I'm down
  • chanyeol: >:(