the chorus of wtf

blessed tumblr posts
  • “tuesday again, no problem” dog
  • “is jake gyllenhaal gay?” “why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this?”
  • “Mr. gorbachev tear down those pants”
  • “ are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?”
  • “the oompa loompas are a greek chorus”
  • “where my texas boys at?” “texas.”
  • “wtf is sephora? it sounds scary” “isn’t that the guy with long white hair from final fantasy?”
  • THE LAND BEFORE TIME: “did it take a long time to get that bowtie on?” “DID IT TAKE A LONG WHAT?”
  • “be strong clarence. be strong for mother.”
  • “i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed” “a dentist” “i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police”