the chicken is all mine

1d as people outside my dorm tonight when the fire alarm went off

Niall: the guy that came out in nothing but a blanket wrapped around himself and holding a bowl of cereal in one hand and a box of orange juice in the other

Harry: the girl who continued to do her contouring while the fire department arrived with sirens

Liam: the guy with a 20 piece chicken nuggets box taking selfies the entire time

Louis: the barefoot guy who was only wearing a bathrobe and standing on the bank yelling about how he was going to find out who the fuck was responsible for this mess


Uh, raise the mizzenmast, ship the topsails. That man is playing Galaga! Thought we wouldn’t notice…but we did.

Sticky Chicken and Waffles from Fantasy Fare Food Truck located in Downtown Disney.

My mama was asking what she should make with the chicken and I said chicken tacos because that’s my favorite and I thought she had the day off (chicken tacos take a bit of time to do) and turns out she didn’t have the day off but she’s still rushing to them make them before she gotta go to work SHE’S THE REAL MVP

Listen here, people. A friend of mine chickened out, so I have an extra ticket to Universal Studio’s Hollywood Horror Nights and Six Flags Frightfest for next weekend. Anyone interested in going, hit me up. Though, let me warn you - you cannot be a scaredy-cat. If you go, you gotta get on everything. That’s the rule.