the chicago theater

Me @ America

Congratulations
You have invented a new kind of stupid
A damage you can never undo kind of stupid
An open all the cages in the zoo kind of stupid
A really, you didn’t think this through kind of stupid

Hey, reblog/like if anyone out there has watched a boot but is still dying to see the show live, it just doesn’t work out financially, geographically, or timewise (it’s already off Broadway/tour). I’m trying to make a fucking point.

M a s t e r p o s t

Finally, right? I’ll keep updating this.

▧Fics/Scenarios▨

◆SFW◆

Crack fic W/ Driver Kim

Zen finding MC’s hentais/doujinshis of him

V‘s art gallery filled w/photos of self-conscious MC

Mystic Messenger High School AU –CHs~5/?

How Jumin Reacts when Elly Dies

VxReader AfterEnding

◆NSFW◆

-AU-

Songbird-Mafia!AU–CHs~4/?

Control -Hacker MC/Sworn enemies fic 707xMC–Chs~3/?

-Saeyoung-

Saeyoung/707xReader -Being called wrong brother in bed

Saeyoung/707xReader -Jealous Saeyoung Sex

Saeyoung/707xReader -Work distraction sex

Saeyoung/707xReader -silly makeup sex

Saeyoung/707xReader -Camera strip show

-Saeran-

SaeranxReader -Cheating on Saeyoung fic w/MC –CHs~4/4

SaeranxReader -Being called wrong brother in bed

SaeranxReader -Post nightmare sex

-Jumin-

JuminxReader -phone sex

JuminxReader -Fluffy smut(if you squint real hard u can see the fluff)

-V-

VxReader -V calling MC ‘Rika’ in bed –CHs~2/2

VxReader -stormy night sex

-Yoosung-

YoosungxReader -Shower play

-Zen-

ZenxReader -phone sex

▧Headcanons▨

◆Reaction to…◆

MC gifting Jumin with another cat for V-Day

MC grieving the death of a loved one

Going to a con w/cosplayer MC

‘Special Brownies’ with MC

MC who is afraid after scary movie

Saeran adopting Sae+MC daughter after their death

MC not wanting kids

Jumin falling for barista MC

Jaehee wedding with MC

MC dancing provocatively in the club

What everyone does for Valentine’s Day

MC getting a cup stuck on her face

What style of dance they would all dance

RFA+Saeran idea of a perfect date

MC adopting an old dog without telling them

Romantic V HCs

Mafia!Jaehee

Mafia!Zen

Mafia!Saeyoung + Mafia!Jumin

Mafia!Yoosung

Mafia!AU headcanons

Zen Workout HC+Playlist

MC coming home way later than expected

MC twerking

MC having a terminal illness

Cheating RFA boys

Drunk MC kiss on New Years

MC leaving a huge visible hickey 

New Years with MC

Nicknames MC+MM peeps have for each other

MC having tattoos

MC with super powers

MC dyeing her hair a crazy color

MC having ice cream left on her lips

MC trapped under mistletoe w/member she isn’t dating

Waking up with MC

Play fighting with MC

MC who puts cold hands on them

MM+Pokemon crossover

MC proposing to RFA+Saeran

Breaking up w/MC and months later running into MC

Random Saeyoung HCs

Random V HCs

MC saying ‘I love you’ for the first time

Stuck in an elevator w/MC whos having a panic attack

Putting up xmas tree with MC

MM Characters as parents

Random SFW+NSFW HCs for Saeran

MC being handsy with them in a restaurant

MC with bad period cramps

MC having a miscarriage

Date with MC at Carnival/Fair

MM Peeps + Their Disney Characters match

MC revealing her special rapping talent at RFA party

MM crew + fav app games

Packing up MCs apartment to move in together

MC farting

MC walking in on them pooping

Having to..”adjust themselves” in front of MC

Zombie apocalypse with MC

Staring contest with MC

MC saying Zen isn’t attractive

Domestic Yandere hcs

What Saeyoung and Saerans life would be like if they got adopted young

Figure Skating with MC

MC Announcing she’s pregnant + RFA Pregnant announcement photos

MC wedding dress for each RFA + RFA Wedding Suits + RFA Wedding Photos

MC w/ protective little brother

RFA sorted in Ilvermorny houses

MC Pouting

MC Pooping

MC Death by Suicide

If MC Were a Grandma

MC Being a Stripper

Mute MC

MC smoking weed for anxiety

MC being in ‘Chicago’ theater production

MC with bad OCD

MC Stressed out from school

MC stealing and walking around in their clothing

MC being raped + Saeran reaction

MC Self Harming

Finding a pic of Emo/Punk MC

RFA/Hogwarts AU+Hufflepuff MC + Slytherin MC + Ravenclaw MC

Short muscular MC

MC with frequent tumors

Chubby MC + V and Saeran reactions

Girl flirting with MC

Severely depressed/Suicidal MC

RFA+High School + What they studied

Blind V

Insecure MC

MC Leaving Town

RFA + Alternate Proposals 

◆NSFW◆

Random Saeyoung NSFW HCs

Dominant/Rough MC during sex

Jumin Giving/Receiving Oral

MC walking in on them masturbating

Walking in on MC masturbating

Thoughts/Feelings the moment they put ‘it’ in MC

MM Characters sexual quirks

V-7-Vanderwood-Saeran giving+receiving oral

Seeing MC naked for the first time

MC being super loud in bed

MM characters ‘first time’

Most and Least Sexually Experienced RFA

What RFA sound like when they’re cumming

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JakeTheEscapologist > 10 Shows
Matilda The Musical | Hairspray | Evita | Cabaret | Phantom Of The Opera | Les Miserables | Chicago | Hedwig and the Angry Inch | Heathers The Musical | The Book of Mormon

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Yves Marchand & Romain Meffre / «Theaters»

В начале XX века, после ускоренного развития индустрии развлечений, по всей Северной Америке были открыты сотни различных театров. Основные развлекательные фирмы и киностудии по специальному заказу массово нанимали известных талантливых архитекторов, чтобы построить по-настоящему грандиозные, экстравагантные и роскошные залы и интерьеры зданий, которые вскоре готовились принять изысканную и богемную публику со всей страны.

Однако, с наступлением 60-х годов телевидение, мультиплексы и городской кризис сделали их устаревшими. В течение последующих десятилетий эти театры были либо модернизированы и преобразованы во взрослые кинотеатры, либо один за другим оказались закрыты; в то время как многие из них были просто снесены. Те же из зданий, что остались в живых и чудом избежали трагической участи оказаться в руинах, были преобразованы, чтобы служить различным целям.

В настоящее время многие из них повторно используются в качестве церквей, торговых площадок, прямо на их территории работают блошиные рынки и игровые залы, проводятся дискотеки, открываются супермаркеты или складские помещения. Некоторые из некогда великих и шикарных сооружений оказались обречены на долгое ожидание восстановления, а другие просто остаются заброшенными на неопределённое время. Проект французских фотографов Ива Маршанда и Романа Меффре — это взгляд изнутри на находящиеся в безвременном запустении интерьеры некогда роскошных театров Нью-Йорка, Лос-Анджелеса, Чикаго и других мегаполисов Северной Америки.

The Ogden Standard-Examiner, Utah, March 28, 1922

From Wikipedia

Jimmy Walters is a bashful man. Because of his unfortunate reaction to the sight of bare shoulders Jimmy is in danger of becoming a recluse. Also a prude. Therefore, his friends decide he should be cured. They take him to a certain fancy-dress ball where he will see so much flesh he will never again be frightened by a little. The ball is raided and in escaping, Jimmy, dressed as a lady, climbs through the window of a Turkish-bath parlor [on ladies night] next door. Fearing arrest, he has a brisk time of it avoiding the attendants, and later, being discovered, it is a little difficult for him to explain to his wife that he did not deliberately plan the masquerade.

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On Dec 30, 1903, fire engulfed the Iroquois Theater at 24 W Randolph during a matinee showing of Mr. Blue Beard. 

602 people, mostly women and children, perished in the fire. If you don’t count the collapse of the World Trade Center towers on 9/11, it still stands as the deadliest single building fire in history. 

Though the theater is long gone, the alley behind it still stands. It is often cited as one the most haunted places in the city. 

Musicals Renamed
  • "Chicago" - *Vigorous jazz hands*
  • "A Funny Thing...the Forum" - Rome has too many fucking foothills.
  • "Hair" - Rapunzel ain't got nothing on me.
  • "Hello, Dolly!" - Meninism, the Musical.
  • "Jersey Boys" - Three Seasons and a Castrato.
  • "Les Mis" - You can never have too many chairs.
  • "The Lion King" - Meanwhile, in Africa.
  • "The Music Man" - The more you know...
  • "Phantom of the Opera" - Luv u 5ever
  • "Pippin" - Stoners doing magic tricks.
  • "Sweeney Todd" -Bite the Hand that Feeds You
  • Any More? Add your own!