the chicago theater

musicals as vine quotes cause why not

Phantom Of The Opera: “Hey, guys. Hit that like button if you think being haunted is. Kinda hot.”

Wicked: “And they were roommates!” “Oh my god they were roommates.”

Dear Evan Hansen: “He’s dead…” “… Oh ‘not the dickhead’ what do you want me to say?”

The Book Of Mormon: “WELCOME TO BIBLE STUDY WE’RE ALL CHILDREN OF JESUS.” “KUMBAYAAAAAAAAAAAA MA LOOOOOOOO-”

Spring Awakening: “Hey, ma, what’s good? How old are you?” “Fifteen.” [UNINTELLIGABLE YELLING NOISES]

Heathers:  “SAW YOU HANGIN OUT WITH CAITLIN YESTERDAY-” “R-REBECCA, IT’S NOT WHAT YOU TH-” “I WONT HESITATE BITCH.”

Be More Chill: “Hey bro what do you wanna eat?” “ T̠̤̭̘̬̀h͖͉e̴͉̼ ̬̙͡s͍̦̖̘̥̮͙o̳̕ụ̪ḻ̣͞s͓͖̬ ͚̬o͍̮͉f̜̫̼̲̭ ͖̕t̲̱̮̣͎͍͈h̝͇̮̦̥͜e͙̺̝ ͈̼in̶̗̪̪̪̝n̗̮̭̣̺͈o͙̻̟̜͙̞c͎̻e̹̤̭̟n̘͞t” “A bagel.” “ N̟̦̬̭͖͍̗O͓̼͟!̣͢ “

American Idiot: “Don’t let anybody else ruin your life. Because it’s your life. You should ruin it.”

Les Misérables: “Hey ~  How ya doin? Well, I’m doin just fine. I lied. I’m dying inside.”

Rent: The “Completely Giving Up” vine that has all the characters named Me

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde:  “My god, they’ve been in there forever.” “Eh, they probably just-” “WHOA WHAT THE FUCK WE’RE THE SAME PERSON” “HOLY SHIT” “HOW DID THIS HAPPEN” “STOP YELLING AT ME”

Waitress: “Why did you seat that couple before us?” “It’s a table for two.” “Yeah?” “You have ten people.” “Yeah?” [”We Like To Party” by Vengaboys plays]

Chicago: Could ya stop playin that damn music?” “Don’t talk shit on my music!” [GUNSHOT] ♪ say you’ll remember me ♪

Hey, reblog/like if anyone out there has watched a boot but is still dying to see the show live, it just doesn’t work out financially, geographically, or timewise (it’s already off Broadway/tour). I’m trying to make a fucking point.

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A gender-swapped version of “Cell Block Tango” from Chicago with Leslie Odom Jr, Ben Platt, Jeremy Jordan, Joshua Henry, Christopher Fitzgerald, and Walter Bobbie.

anonymous asked:

Do you know what is the capacity of these theaters?

WELCOME TO THE HUNGER GAMES.

  • The Masonic in SF is 3,300
  • The Greek in LA is 5,870
  • The Ryman in Nashville is 2,362
  • The Chicago Theater is 3,600
  • Radio City in NY is 6,150
  • Wang Theater in Boston is 3,500
  • DAR Constitution Hall in DC is 3,702
  • Massey Hall in Toronto is 2,752
  • Tower Theater in Philly is 3,119
  • The New Roxy in Atlanta is 3,300
  • The Pavillion in Irving is 8,000
  • ACL Live in Austin is 2,750
  • Comerica Theater in Pheonix is 5,000

North America total: ~53,405

  • L’Olympia in Paris is 1,996
  • Palladium in Cologne is 4,000
  • eventim apollo in London is 5,039 standing x2
  • O2 Apollo Manchester is 3,500
  • SEC Armadillo in Glasgow is 3,000
  • Fryshuset in Stockholm is 3,500
  • Tempodrom in Berlin is 3,800
  • AFAS Live in Amsterdam is 5,500
  • Alcatraz in Milan is 3,000

Europe total: ~38,374

  • The Star Singapore is 5,000
  • The Enmore in Newtown is 1,600
  • The Forum in Melbourne is 1,500
  • The Spark arena is 12,000 (hello NZ!?)
  • EX Theater in Japan is 2,000 x2

Asia/Pacific total: ~19,600

Don’t come after me if my math is off. 

What We Know About Purple

This is so long omg, sry.

Disclaimer: STOP TELLING PETE YOU HATE HIM AND/OR WANT TO FIGHT HIM. HE HAS STATED THAT IT MAKES HIM FEEL AWFUL AND UNEASY BECAUSE HE USED TO GET INTO FIGHTS AS A KID!!!

He just wanted to do something exciting for the fans, respect that!!!

1. The announcement was made on the 1 year anniversary of Prince’s death.

2. The announcement was made in movie theaters across Chicago.

3. The initial release date for whatever is happening was on 4-28-17, but was moved up to 4-27-17, which is Patrick’s birthday.

4. Pete has previously stated that “someday we need to make the purple one” in regards to fob’s previous albums on Instagram.

5. Fob filmed a music video around two weeks ago, which was stated by a fan in the area who witnessed filming.

6. Pete backed this up through his now-deleted-tweet that said something like “this week was 😑and the next is😎” around the same time of the music videos filming. (I don’t remember the actual wording of the tweet, but it was something like that).

7. This now makes sense that the video he was talking about was probably either an actual music video or the teaser released yesterday.

8. Purple is probably an album because of all these previous statements above and the many hints both Pete and fob have dropped.

9. This is also the start of a new era, which is defined by the gif of a purple wave that is now of fobs official website and their new twitter layout.

10. Pete has a string of tweets that have the emoji 🔮, which is purple, and sound like lyrics. (Documentation of these are on this site somewhere)

11. The album is probably titled something like “young mania” or “young maniac” because of Petes current twitter name which is “yng mnc” with purple emojis in between.

12. The teaser for the movie theaters was also in a purple color wave and started off with the words “Mania Entertainment”. This is a music production company.

13. Late last year and into this one there was some drama about fob maybe leaving island, their current label to our knowledge, so maybe this is their new label? This is backed up by some of Pete’s tweets during late 2016 and early 2017.

14. If this is new music, it is probably a mixture of previous fob music styles with something new. This is because all of their previous albums have been red or blue, which switch every album cycle and red and blue mix to make purple.

15. They have a show scheduled in Brazil in September of this year.

16. It has to do with the ocean because of the theater teaser and the wave gif on fobs site.

17. DCD2, Pete’s record label, has been tweeting more actively lately. Idk if this means anything, but it would also add more credibility to the whole “leaving island thing”.

18. Island Records hasn’t tweeted anything about the fob news to my knowledge, so maybe they really did leave the label?!!?

19. I’ve seen some speculation on this site that this is their last album. This is because all of the previous albums fall into either a blue or red theme in order (tttyg-blue, futct-red, ioh-blue, fad-red, greatest hits bnd-blue, srar-red, abap-blue). Purple breaks this cycle and thus may be their big finale. All the hype going on alludes to this as well.

(If this last point is true I will die)

And lastly, whatever this is, I can’t wait. It’s definitely something new and I want to be supportive in any way I can 😊!

Thanks to anyone who read through this long post. It means a lot.

If anyone else has more info feel free to add onto this post.

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JakeTheEscapologist > 10 Shows
Matilda The Musical | Hairspray | Evita | Cabaret | Phantom Of The Opera | Les Miserables | Chicago | Hedwig and the Angry Inch | Heathers The Musical | The Book of Mormon

the signs and what they are excited for

Aries: new music from Andy Hurley’s band fall out boy
Taurus: Patrick Stump’s day of birth…. And that new fob shit
Gemini: THAT PURPLE ALBUM THO
Cancer: the emotional breakdown they will have when they hear that new fob music
Leo: to see the new fall out boy aesthetic
Virgo: that new fall out boy tour
Libra: to see the (fall out) boys produce new art
Scorpio: that sweet sweet new sound of Fall Out Boy
Sagittarius: to hear Joe Trohman’s new sound… oh yeah and Patrick Stump, Andy Hurley *looks at smudged writing on their hand* The almighty mother fucker
Capricorn: The release of yet another Irresistible music video by Fall Out Boy
Aquarius: new fall out boy music to dance to
Pisces: The release of new fob music *eye twitches* *they haven’t slept since the Chicago movie theater scandal*

M a s t e r p o s t

Finally, right? I’ll keep updating this.

▧Fics/Scenarios▨

◆SFW◆

Crack fic W/ Driver Kim

Zen finding MC’s hentais/doujinshis of him

V‘s art gallery filled w/photos of self-conscious MC

Mystic Messenger High School AU –CHs~5/?

How Jumin Reacts when Elly Dies

VxReader AfterEnding

◆NSFW◆

-AU-

Songbird-Mafia!AU–CHs~4/?

Control -Hacker MC/Sworn enemies fic 707xMC–Chs~3/?

-Saeyoung-

Saeyoung/707xReader -Being called wrong brother in bed

Saeyoung/707xReader -Jealous Saeyoung Sex

Saeyoung/707xReader -Work distraction sex

Saeyoung/707xReader -silly makeup sex

Saeyoung/707xReader -Camera strip show

-Saeran-

SaeranxReader-MC who tries to be sexy but back out–drabble

SaeranxReader -Cheating on Saeyoung fic w/MC –CHs~4/4

SaeranxReader -Being called wrong brother in bed

SaeranxReader -Post nightmare sex

-Jumin-

JuminxReader -phone sex

JuminxReader -Fluffy smut(if you squint real hard u can see the fluff)

-V-

VxReader -V calling MC ‘Rika’ in bed –CHs~2/2

VxReader -stormy night sex

-Yoosung-

YoosungxReader -Shower play

-Zen-

ZenxReader -phone sex

▧Headcanons▨

◆Reaction to…◆

RFA if they ran their own kingdoms & How they meet MC

Victorias Secret shopping with MC

MC who doesn’t come home cause she got drunk with friends

JuminxZen fluff 

Jumin and Saeyoung when MC turns into a cat 

Saeyoung going grocery shopping for real food 

MC gifting Jumin with another cat for V-Day

MC grieving the death of a loved one

Going to a con w/cosplayer MC

‘Special Brownies’ with MC

MC who is afraid after scary movie

Saeran adopting Sae+MC daughter after their death

MC not wanting kids

Jumin falling for barista MC

Jaehee wedding with MC

MC dancing provocatively in the club

What everyone does for Valentine’s Day

MC getting a cup stuck on her face

What style of dance they would all dance

RFA+Saeran idea of a perfect date

MC adopting an old dog without telling them

Romantic V HCs

Mafia!Jaehee

Mafia!Zen

Mafia!Saeyoung + Mafia!Jumin

Mafia!Yoosung

Mafia!AU headcanons

Zen Workout HC+Playlist

MC coming home way later than expected

MC twerking

MC having a terminal illness

Cheating RFA boys

Drunk MC kiss on New Years

MC leaving a huge visible hickey 

New Years with MC

Nicknames MC+MM peeps have for each other

MC having tattoos

MC with super powers

MC dyeing her hair a crazy color

MC having ice cream left on her lips

MC trapped under mistletoe w/member she isn’t dating

Waking up with MC

Play fighting with MC

MC who puts cold hands on them

MM+Pokemon crossover

MC proposing to RFA+Saeran

Breaking up w/MC and months later running into MC

Random Saeyoung HCs

Random V HCs

MC saying ‘I love you’ for the first time

Stuck in an elevator w/MC whos having a panic attack

Putting up xmas tree with MC

MM Characters as parents

Random SFW+NSFW HCs for Saeran

MC being handsy with them in a restaurant

MC with bad period cramps

MC having a miscarriage

Date with MC at Carnival/Fair

MM Peeps + Their Disney Characters match

MC revealing her special rapping talent at RFA party

MM crew + fav app games

Packing up MCs apartment to move in together

MC farting

MC walking in on them pooping

Having to..”adjust themselves” in front of MC

Zombie apocalypse with MC

Staring contest with MC

MC saying Zen isn’t attractive

Domestic Yandere hcs

What Saeyoung and Saerans life would be like if they got adopted young

Figure Skating with MC

MC Announcing she’s pregnant + RFA Pregnant announcement photos

MC wedding dress for each RFA + RFA Wedding Suits + RFA Wedding Photos

MC w/ protective little brother

RFA sorted in Ilvermorny houses

MC Pouting

MC Pooping

MC Death by Suicide

If MC Were a Grandma

MC Being a Stripper

Mute MC

MC smoking weed for anxiety

MC being in ‘Chicago’ theater production

MC with bad OCD

MC Stressed out from school

MC stealing and walking around in their clothing

MC being raped + Saeran reaction

MC Self Harming

Finding a pic of Emo/Punk MC

RFA/Hogwarts AU+Hufflepuff MC + Slytherin MC + Ravenclaw MC

Short muscular MC

MC with frequent tumors

Chubby MC + V and Saeran reactions

Girl flirting with MC

Severely depressed/Suicidal MC

RFA+High School + What they studied

Blind V

Insecure MC

MC Leaving Town

RFA + Alternate Proposals 

◆NSFW◆

Mafia!Saeyoung NSFW HCs

Zen giving/receiving oral and dominant/submissive

Random Saeyoung NSFW HCs

Dominant/Rough MC during sex

Jumin Giving/Receiving Oral

MC walking in on them masturbating

Walking in on MC masturbating

Thoughts/Feelings the moment they put ‘it’ in MC

MM Characters sexual quirks

V-7-Vanderwood-Saeran giving+receiving oral

Seeing MC naked for the first time

MC being super loud in bed

MM characters ‘first time’

Most and Least Sexually Experienced RFA

What RFA sound like when they’re cumming

The Ogden Standard-Examiner, Utah, March 28, 1922

From Wikipedia

Jimmy Walters is a bashful man. Because of his unfortunate reaction to the sight of bare shoulders Jimmy is in danger of becoming a recluse. Also a prude. Therefore, his friends decide he should be cured. They take him to a certain fancy-dress ball where he will see so much flesh he will never again be frightened by a little. The ball is raided and in escaping, Jimmy, dressed as a lady, climbs through the window of a Turkish-bath parlor [on ladies night] next door. Fearing arrest, he has a brisk time of it avoiding the attendants, and later, being discovered, it is a little difficult for him to explain to his wife that he did not deliberately plan the masquerade.

Me @ America

Congratulations
You have invented a new kind of stupid
A damage you can never undo kind of stupid
An open all the cages in the zoo kind of stupid
A really, you didn’t think this through kind of stupid