the chew of rage

things the zodiac signs do when you're friends with them

Aries: the friend who chews like a dinosaur in jurassic park and talks themselves into a rage once you’ve mentioned something they know a lot about, unintentionally addresses you with wrong names several times a day

Taurus: always buys gifts for you and lends you books and cds and gives you their food without you even asking for it, it’s a bit awkward but endearing

Gemini: accidentally drunk calls you instead of their mom, cries over dog pictures at 2 AM at sleepovers and makes you wonder why you even invited them

Cancer: sends you a ton of snaps of their cat and artsy photos of the water when they’re in the bathtub

Leo: drinks so hasty the drink dribbles down their chin, burps really loud and doesn’t even care you’re staring at them

Virgo: buys truck loads of washi tape (the expensive one) and cardboard with pretty patterns to make birthday and Christmas cards, gives the ugly and screwed up ones to you

Libra: puts their hand on your arm and hits you with their legs under the table when they want your attention, won’t stop until you tell them to

Scorpio: looks like they listen to you but doesn’t, stares at you for an eternity and then says something really weird like “ Did your teeth grow? they look bigger than they were yesterday. ”

Sagittarius: that one who’s so full of energy and in such a good mood everyday it makes you feel like a lifeless sack of meat next to them, the child your parents always wished they had

Capricorn: stays calm in almost every situation, a soft smile resting on their lips, a dreamy sparkle in their eyes when they look at you. it seems like there is nothing that can upset them. but when they get angry with you, oh boy. OH BOY better run

Aquarius: wears clothes no one else would buy and looks gorgeous, will support you in everything in everything you do even if you go through a super edgy emo scene hardcore neon anime xD sOrANdom phase they’ll give you a thumbs up and say “You do you, buddy.”

Pisces: squeals and laughs and talks and argues way too loud in public and doesn’t even care when you tell them to be a bit more quiet they’ll get even louder just because they can and they enjoy embarrassing you

I’m so excited about so many of my oldest Tumbs friends getting into CritRole, I love hearing their thoughts as they go through each ep ;w;

I’m just waiting, waiting for some things they react to like

  • Hearing K’Varn’s voice for the first time and being afraid of Mercer’s voice acting skills, as we all should be
  • Gilmore!!!!! 
  • The guest stars!!
  • “I go into a Cow-Rage and start chewing faster” and that whole episode
  • the mother. fucking. Sun Tree.
  • the Scanbo incident
  • episode fucking 40
  • episode fucking 44
  • goddamn guys I’m so excited okay I love CritRole

enambris  asked:

"Right, now you have to sit down, shut the hells up and listen to every word. You don't get to turn away, run off or duck out of having to hear this for the millionth gods-damned time, understand? You drive me bloody mad. Your rage, the fits, the constant need to chew me up and spit me out. You are a million times more difficult than anyone I know. But you know what? Fuckin' despite all that, I love you more dearly than almost anyone on this star. You're my sister. And I'm never going anywhere."

The highlander didn’t say a thing, she didn’t say a word. It was true. She had always fled from these engagements not for anyone but herself. The anger she carried far too often was of something that burned brighter than the star. 

She avoided these engagements because it gave everyone around to see how frail her “hardened” personality was. She didn’t like it, she didn’t want it but it was here.  It was if she froze in place, the sun beat down on the both of them.. it beat down on all of them, the hot thanalan sky burned bright crystal clear blue. 

Her eyes slid to a close as her fists balled, head downcast.. She still didn’t say a word..

She wouldn’t..

In the unabashed pristine weather the silver shimmer of tears streaked down her darkened skin, hiding in the shadow of her hair..

Were she to speak.. if she were to at all..

It would’ve just plainly been..

Thank you..


when I ask my parents to stop making certain noises bc of my misophonia they act like THEY have it hard but like. buddy. pal. I’m the one who has to live with it my entire fucking life! I wish I could be around people making normal everyday noises without seething with rage! it’s not hard to chew with your mouth closed or to stop tapping your fingers against a glass.