Okay, so I feel like contributing to the Humans Are Weird section and it’s just, humans and predators get along? Like, we have mutual beneficial relationships and companionship with animals that, in theory, we should be fighting with.
Like, we have cats and dogs as pets, some people have wolves, we see lions and tigers and think they’re cute, hell, zoologists have been raising Big Cats for years, not to mention the stories about people care taking bears.
And if Jurassic World became a thing, you can bet your ass someone would Chris Pratt a set of pack dinos
So like, imagine that theres a race of aliens who are, by genetic script, predatory, and vicious and every alien system are like “Theres no chance at establishing peace with them, it’s impossible.” But then humans come and we stumble across a wounded one like
“this species ?? Is adorable ?” And all the other aliens are like
“No, human Mike, it is a vicious predator! It’s bet to just avoid the quadrant where theyre from and destroy any that come too close.”
“You want to kill him, but he’s just a wittle cutie!”
“ … Human Mike, stand back!” And of course the humans rally around it and force the other aliens out and slowly feed/build up trust with the species and we form a bound with them and Aliens are like ????
Evetually humans teach the aliens how to respond to the species and while they’re still pretty dangerous if they’re hungry and you shouldn’t turn your back on them, there’s still like, relative trust between the species.
“Justice.” Hawke squeezed his eyes shut, pinching the bridge of his nose. “Justice, no. Put him back where you found him.”
The spirit frowned at him, a truly forboding expression with the cracks of blue that shone from Anders’ skin and whited out his eyes. “I cannot,” he replied, his voice deep and echoing. “He is injured and underfed. And there was no sign of the mother. We must keep him. It would be unjust to leave him to die.”
“No. Absolutely not,” Hawke tried to put his foot down.
“Anders has a fondness for these infant felines,” Justice argued. “He has rescued them many times in the past. I see no reason why this should be an exception.”
“You can’t? I can think of two pretty compelling ones,” Hawke shot back. “One, we already have sixteen cats and two mabari warhounds in one house. We don’t have room –”
“Compassion is bottomless,” Justice said firmly. “As is justice.”
“ – and for two, that’s not a cat, that’s a mountain lion!” Hawke shouted.
“I fail to see the distinction.” Justice cradled the wild cub in his arms and tilted his head to one side, as if listening. “Anders concurs. He suggests the name ‘Messere Om Nom’.”
Hawke buried his face in his hands. He hated it when he was outvoted.
Mama Blue AU
-Blue and Green pranking Allura or Shiro
-Blue/Black singing a lullaby to her Paladin
-Yellow’s cinnamon roll moments
-Pidge and Green being the Bill Nye fanclub
-Blue and Yellow friendship
-Blue complaining about being the youngest. “I’m only younger than Yellow by three doboshes!” “Whatever you say Baby Sis.” “Red I swear to Altea I am going to fill your metal with ice cubes if you keep referring to me as a baby!” “I think it’s a cute nickname.” “BLACK PLEASE.”
-Red and Blue arguing
-Blue questioning Shiro’s intentions with Lance
-Meme Squad™ Lance, Pidge, Blue and Green
-Cat like behavior with the Lions. “Blue, can I please see Lance?” “*LOUD ANGRY HISSING*” “Did- Did you just hiss at me?!?” “Sorry Princess, old habits die hard…. but no. Go away. Lance is unavailable at the moment.” “Blue-” “NO. *growling*” “Woah.”
-Matchmaker Black. “They’d be cute together and you know it.” “Black, no. My cub is not ready for courting.” “Oh come on, Blue! Don’t you think they’d be adorably lovey dovey as mates?” “………okay, maybe a little bit cute.” “Told you so.” “I hate when you’re right.” “I always am, dear sister.”
HOTD Voltron AU (still dunno what to call it….)
-The part in ep.2 where Saya has to kill a zombie which, in my fic, will be Pidge.
-Shiro in an apron (episode 6)
-Baby Matt!!!! (Episode 7)
-In the anime, Saya self appoints herself to keeping Alice as pure and protected as possible. This is definitely gonna be fun to write with Pidge and Matt.
-Hunk being a gun nerd (episode 5 and 6)
-the shrine scene, Shieth style ;3 (especially that One Scene™ everybody knows of)
-maybe Hidge? If you guys want Hidge?
-BASICALLY EVERYTHING GOING TO FUCKING HELL
-Gun descriptions (the CIA is gonna question my google searches….)
-The dialogue…… though I’m gonna have to rewatch a certain episode pertaining to its matching chapter over and over and pausing to get the dialogue even remotely close enough to the original so it makes sense….. fun times :’)
-ALLURA. She’ll be different from the anime and the cartoon, a bit more ditzy and clumsy but still pretty smart. So, a mix between the nurse and the princess, personality wise. It’s gonna be hell to figure out, but worth it in the end :3
-Matt being a cutie pie during the apocalypse :3
-oh god the ANGST!!!!!
-the ecchi scenes. I’m going to tone them down though, since most of the characters are male now to replace the female cast. But I’ll try my hand at it. Never know until you try! :3
Sand cat, Lionesses, Tiger, and Caracal I saw while at the WashDC Smithsonian Zoo with the peeps today! I took the pic of the Caracal cause I thought of you, @frostedpuffs , and thought you’d enjoy seeing it too~
So I wrote a superhero/vigilante AU for a Klance fic called Of
Lions and House Cats and posted it here on AO3. At the end notes in chapter three, I mentioned that Lance and Spider-Gwen shared a couple of similarities, and 1sakichan2 had asked me
to elaborate on those similarities. I just got super
excited to the point where I took a break from writing and actual work just to gather
my thoughts and explain why I think Gwen Stacy (of Earth-65, namely)
and my Lance have some similarities.
I love Spider-Gwen and think that she’s one of the cutest and most
badass people in fiction ever. Her character ended up inspiring a lot
of Lance’s character in my story, and I’ll go into more below the
cut because there will be
spoilers for Spider-Gwen.
may be spoilers for any readers of the
Spider-Gwen, Spider-Gwen II, Spider-Verse, and Spider-Women Alpha and
Omega serialisations. There
won’t be any for my story if you’re reading it, so no worries!
If the Decepticons were wild cats what kind would each be?
Hmm… let’s see here.
Megatron would by a lion with an absurdly impressive, dark mane. Like so:
Soundwave would be the seldom-seen, secretive-yet-highly-excellent snow leopard:
Complete with tail-nommage. If not a snow leopard, then just a regular leopard. Still very secretive and stealthy.
Knock Out would be the long-legged serval:
Breakdown would be a Siberian tiger:
Shockwave would be a Pallas cat (I have no logic for this; it’s just the first cat I think of when I think of Shockwave):
Airachnid would be an Iberian lynx:
Starscream would be… hmm.. it’s quite difficult to imagine him as anything other than a scrawny, pissed-off bird. Let’s see… probably a cheetah. Super fast, super awesome, but also weirdly fragile for a large predator:
Voila: the Decepticons as wild cats. Except for Dreadwing and Skyquake, because I find them so boring, I can’t be bothered to think about them for too long.
You woke up dazed and confused as the events of last night
slowly came back to you.
Dinner had been amazing, despite the smoke alarm chaos,
filled with laughter and flirting from both of you. As the wine flowed, you
quickly lost your inhibitions and started to relax, letting your nerves
disappear so you could simply enjoy your evening with Chanyeol. You started to
open up and let your guard, getting to know him better and he you.
After the meal, still eager to have Chanyeol around, you
both decided to watch a movie. In the beginning it was awkward, sat up straight
with your shoulders so close to Chanyeol’s and yet not touching. This time
however, he took the first step, stretching his arm up and casually wrapping it
around your shoulders, pulling you into his chest.
His touch was so calming and relaxing, you didn’t remember
the end of the film.
Feeling fresh from what felt like the best sleep of your
life, you rubbed your eyes open and looked around your living room, confused as
to why you weren’t in your bed. You weren’t alone either.
Heavy breathing alerted you to Chanyeol’s presence before
you realised that it wasn’t the sofa you were lying on but his side, a strong
arm still lazily draped across your body. The clock on the wall told you it was
nearing eight o’clock so the pair of you must have fallen asleep watching the
Being careful not to wake him up, you turned slowly so you
could face him. When he was sleeping, all of his handsome features were
relaxed. There was a hint of a smile on his soft plump lips. When you looked at
them, you immediately thought of the abrupt kiss outside your apartment, and
your cheeks were quick to burn. Your gaze moved up to his eyes, his lids a pale
lavender shade. Without much effort, you could imagine his beautiful brown eyes
making you squirm in your place. Throughout the night, his messy chocolatey dark
hair had dropped over his forehead.
You couldn’t help yourself. You reached up to brush the hair
off his face, running your fingers through his fluffy locks. He really was
breath-takingly handsome. Not being able to stop your admiring gaze, you let
your fingers move down to tickle his cheek, just as Chanyeol started to stir.
His eyes fluttered open, looking around the room until settling on you, a wide
smile growing on his face.