the castors

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*Screams inhumane noises* OH MY GAHD. Okay so I was just now able to watch the new content you guys shared for the Fractured But Whole, I just, it's so... Beautiful. Who knew I'd be freaking out jumping around excitedly about a couple of 9 year olds in a strip joint. Huh, go figures. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hahaha I’m glad you enjoyed the demo! Yeah a couple of kids going to a strip club and giving lap dances is pretty crazy. I saw a few people online complaining about the lap dance minigame being a little too much, but maybe they didn’t play the first game. o_o Somehow in comparison to the New Kid being forced to break an alien probe shaped like a dildo with his butthole, I don’t find it as bad. (… what the heck am I doing with my career)

I’m so familiar with the Peppermint Hippo crawl now that I’ve memorized most of the lines. I don’t get to animate cutscenes much (I usually just do combat) but I did get the opportunity to animate a little scene with Scott and the New Kid when you fart on the DJ’s drink. “It awakens the deep-seated rage I harbor within me” haha. It’s also cute that Scott, who everyone dumps on, considers the New Kid to be his superhero sidekick. 

My Tips for Healthy Natural Hair

• Don’t wash hair too often. Once a week, bi-weekly, or monthly is best. Use a sulfate-free shampoo because sulfate is a cleaning agent that strips all of the natural oils and moisture from the hair.

• Co-wash (washing with conditioner) to refresh hair between shampoo washes. This will cleanse the hair while adding moisture. Two of my favorites are Eden BodyWorks All Natural Cleansing Cowash and Creme of Nature Pure-licious Cowash Cleansing Conditioner.

• Keep hair moisturized. Dry, brittle hair will break off and frizz up, thus halting hair growth. My favorite leave-in conditioner is Shea Moisture’s Jamaican Black Castor Oil Leave-In Conditioner. It keeps my hair soft and moisturized for days!

• Use natural oils to seal moisture into hair after applying leave-in conditioner, and on the scalp to stimulate hair growth. For thick hair like mine, I like to use olive oil. Jojoba oil is also great for using on the scalp and hair as it is the closest natural oil to the sebum our skin produces. Coconut, avocado, castor, and grapeseed oil are also good.

• Deep condition at least once a week for 30 minutes to an hour. Deep conditioning the hair is vital to keeping it strong and moisturized. Shea Moisture and Eden BodyWorks make great ones.

• Sleep with a satin scarf/bonnet on or sleep on a satin pillowcase. Cotton pillowcases suck all the moisture out of your hair and create breakage and frizz.

• Detangle hair only when damp with water or conditioner. Use a wide tooth comb or your fingers and BE GENTLE.

• Avoid styling your hair everyday and avoid tight hair styles that put strain on your edges and nape hair. Low manipulation is key.

• Drink a lot of water and eat a healthy diet rich in protein, iron, zinc, and Vitamins A, E, D, and B. 

• Take a multi-vitamin daily and/or a hair growth vitamin. 

✨Pro Hoe Tips✨

1. Drink water with every meal, and between each meal. Hydration does wonders for your entire body.
2. Get yourself on a proper sleep schedule. Its easier to grind when you’re well rested.
3. Airspun translucent powder (Walgreens, $7) bakes ya makeup to the gods. Your shit won’t move for the entire day. Kiss ya fallout goodbye.
4. Brands like BH Cosmetics, Makeup Revolution, NYX, ELF, Essence, and Maybelline are all relatively cheap, good quality makeup brands for that last-all-night look
5. Dressing in neutrals like nudes, whites, blacks, and greys generally make your outfit choices easier to mix and match, without all the hustle of finding something to wear. Plus you’ll look like a fuckin baddie
6. Let your eyebrows grow, for the love of God. Castor oil and coconut make ya eyebrows and lashes grow thick and long, and ABH Brow Whiz is the shit for long lasting, natural looking brows. Seriously worth every penny.
7. Eat fresh fruit and stay away from processed sweets for a healthy, fresh smelling/tasting pussy
8. Roll non scented deodorant onto your pussy after you shave to avoid any razor bumps or ingrown hairs (DO NOT PUT NEAR YOUR ACTUAL VULVA, JUST THE OUTSIDE PORTION)
9. Make ya blowjobs wet, sloppy, and be sure to make eye contact as ya lick it. He’ll be putty in your hands
10. Coconut oil hoes👏👏👋 good for scars, stretch marks, cellulite, dry skin, you name it
11. Be sure to find your actual skin type, and look up ingredients in products that help according to your skin type. For example, skin products with salicylic acid help normal/oily skin, while glycolic acid helps dryer, aged skin.
12. Products and moisterizers with urea and ammonium lactate can help clear your keratosis pilaris (KP, the little bumps on your arms/legs/ass/cleavage)
13. Exercise regularly, and change up your workouts every couple of months to keep your body challenged
14. Never send your face in nudes. Make your nudes unidentifiable, in case you encounter a fuckboy who leaks them because hes an asshole. Protect yourself girl.
15. Always keep an extra change of clothes in your car, in case of an accident, dress code violation, or fashion emergency
16. Keep ya grades up, get a job, and make your own money so you don’t have to be financially dependent on some fuckboy.
17. Keep your cuticles moisturized for stronger, healthier nails (especially when wearing acrylics)
18. Take biotin pills to boost hair and nail growth, healthy skin, and kickstart metabolism.
19. Take selfies and nudes at all times to boost that body confidence. Snapchat has a password protected “My Eyes Only” option in Memories that you can hide these in if you’re shy.
20. Literally just worry about you babygirl stay unbothered

Thats all for now hoes✨✨

I just looked into glossiers Balm Dot Com to see how come its so popular and…. its vaseline….. with castor oil….. thats its two main ingredients……………. then lanolin and beeswax…… This shit is in every chapstick… my carmex chapstick (€2 instead of $12) has a similar ingredient list……… I love people who still buy from g******* like lmao

Hentai Spell and College Experimentation

Background: I find it amusing to refer to Evard’s Black Tentacles as either Evard’s Black Tentacles of Forced Intrusion (because reference) or simply the Hentai spell.

Starting the session with recap:

DM (me): And right where we left off you all were caught in the Hentai spell fyi, your characters have no clue what that is.

Beat (the Bard)’s player: it’s an elvish term

Me, laughing: alright, an elvish term meaning porn, only used by the BDSM community though

Beat’s player: it is weirdly common amount high elves though

me: not that they will admit it.

later, the party has regrouped with the npcs who are stuck in the same place as the party and are updating them on what happened. Two of them actually knew the castor who temporarily captured the main party because they all went to wizard college together, but one is MIA and the other is asking the party for information to see what has changed about the castor.

Arden (Warlock): and she cast Hentai on us

I start to switch out of character before realizing

Arden’s player: She’s an elf she’d know what it is.

Nai (NPC): I’m very aware of that. I think P'hol has access to that through the guild.

Everyone cracks up as I realize what I said.

Nai: Not that they would ever use it.

Arden: You never know with the quiet ones.

Nai: No, P'hol is definitely not the type.

Arden’s Player: Oh shit, I thought that was out of character.

I shake my head.

Nai: I’ve uh, tried to convince them before.

awkward pause

Beat: Well thank you for opening up to us.

Yana (Monk): We should get moving.