the captain and crew

anonymous asked:

Are you doing the b99 head canons still? (I'm sorry I saw in in some tags and thought it was a really great idea, but if I'm too late that's ok:)) Cause I'd really like to see someone write some head canons for when Amy's pregnant and her and jake go to get the ultrasound and everyone's just really proud and happy and it's just a nice idea :))) You don't have to though, don't feel pressured if you don't feel like it!!

• Amy looked at every ultrasound clinic in town to find one that had an open slot at a time when nobody would be working. She was determined to make sure she could share this moment with everyone.
• Amy scheduled the ultrasound at 2pm. Jake was afraid he’d be late as usual so he made get there at noon. He was afraid Amy’d be uncomfortable in his smaller car so Terry offered to drive them in his minivan.
• Terry offered to give their child Cagney, Lacey, and Ava’s hand-me-downs. They don’t care if it’s a boy because honestly who cares if a male infant is wearing pink clothing. Jake: “F*** gender roles!” *puts hands on Amy’s belly* “I’m so sorry our baby had to hear that kind of language, but I feel very strongly about this issue”
• Since they showed up so early, they stop at a coffee shop near the clinic. Amy drinks water, and so does Jake. Jake gave up alcohol and caffine while Amy’s pregnant so she won’t be the only one suffering.
• Amy: “Jake, you can order coffee. You’re doing more than enough to help.”
Jake: “You’re about to squeeze a tiny human out of you. I should ask Charles to kick me in the groin as hard as he can while you’re in labor so we’ll be suffering together. The pain you’re going through is worse than anything, even worse than growing up without a dad.”
• Jake gets quiet and starts thinking to himself. Then he starts whimpering, then full on sobbing. Amy panics, asks what’s wrong. Jake chokes out “I always hated my dad for leaving me and mom. I know I’ll never do that to my family. I’ll always be there for my kid.”

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Introducing:

Hello there, I’m doing a very quick post here. I am here to introduce you all to two new CS AU fics. Yay?

First, inspired by What Women Want with Mel Gibson and Helen Hunt

A/N: Modern AU about a guy that remakes himself into a womanizer after a broken-heart. Yes, it is a cliché but the twist comes in the shape of his 15-year-old niece that wishes out into the stars, “Please, help my uncle truly understand what women want and find love.” And then some kind of magic happens.

AO3      FFN

Second, inspired by Never Been Kissed with Drew Barrymore and Michael Vartan.

A/N: Well, sometime back I prompted a Never Been Kissed AU and no one wanted to write it. I decided to take a shot but I may have done a role reversal. I know Professor Killian is so irresistible but nerdy Killian with glasses is also super sexy. I mean Colin is one big old nerd and that was my inspiration. I have no idea how long this one will be since I am taking other liberties with the story. It is not exactly like the movie. Please don’t expect it to be scene by scene or an exact replica. The movie and Colin are the inspiration for this one.

AO3        FFN

Picture this


Both fics are loosely based to the movies with my take and I really loved both movies. Currently, the amount of chapters is yet to be determined for each story.

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Tagging some people that liked the idea when I made the prompt. Hope I’m not being presumptuous.

First  @revanmeetra87 cause she didn’t want to wait and she is my biggest writing supporter. Thank you! ;)

@midnightswans   @singingisfun   @maeyourskiesbeblue

@notoriouscs because you did a happy dance and your dog judged you.

An Ode to Ferris Bueller

Note: This idea has been mulling around in my head for awhile. This weekend was a bit of a rough one for me and I finally got the creative juices flowing a little too late. This one actually based on not just Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, but also some shit I pulled when I was a kid. I am Wes and Wes is me as much as it pains me to admit. As always, thanks @welllpthisishappening for letting me bounce this one off of you. You’re a gem and I am lost without you. All mistakes in this are mine because I am trash and don’t have a beta.
Summary: Emma Swan and Killian’s second youngest son Westley is horribly sick…or is he?
Rating: T
Word Count: 3,100+


Emma was putting her earrings in when she heard the unmistakable sound of retching. She paused, taking a moment from her daily morning routine to make sure her ears had heard correctly. It continued, followed by the sound of something thick hitting toilet water. It was unmistakable. Someone was sick.

“Shit,” she muttered under her breath, immediately moving towards the kids’ bathroom to see who was throwing up. Mentally, she counted how many days she’s taken off for sick kids so far this year and whether or not she can afford to stay home. Winter had been a rough one in the Swan-Jones house and didn’t help that Neddy had pneumonia for week when he fell through ice while playing with his older brothers. Both her and Killian were still making up time for that incident, hence why she was managing all four children this morning on her own while Killian had already gone in early to the station in hopes of making up for lost hours.

She opened the bathroom door quietly and peered in to see Wes hunched over the toilet, groaning. He looked so small and pale under the fluorescent lights of the bathroom. His wild blonde hair was uncombed, making it look even more untamed than it usually did. Wes was also still in his sleepwear, flannel pajama bottoms and a black t-shirt that Emma was positive was actually Killian’s due to the fact that it was far too large and practically hanging off of his thin shoulders.

When he noticed he wasn’t alone, he looked up at Emma with the most pitiful expression, grayish brown vomit dribbling at the corner of his lips and oozing on the collar of his t-shirt. He was the epitome of miserable.

“Mom…” he croaked and Emma immediately crouched down beside him, stroking his hair back from his face. His blue eyes were wide and looked so full of pain. For a moment, Emma wondered if he was going to cry. “I don’t feel so good…”

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There’s no storm we can’t outrun
We will always find the sun
Leave the past and all its scars
A happy beginning now is ours

Acting Captain’s log, Stardate 4523.3. 

I dinnae know why the captain returned with a ripped shirt while the rest of the away team look perfectly fine. They landed on Tribble Planet. There’s nothin’ but Tribbles there. Doctor McCoy looks mighty peeved and Mr. Spock hasn’t spoken since their return. The Captain looks pleased with himself. Why am I still on this ship. Help.

As I was re-watching one piece film z I remembered why Brook is one of the most beautiful Strawhat members:

he’s protecting his captain from the rain, but he’s so tall and the umbrella wouldn’t reach Luffy, so he BENDS DOWN IN ORDER TO COVER HIM.

SUCH RELIABILITY

HE BASICALLY REAFFIRMS HE WOULD DIE FOR LUFFY NO MATTER WHAT BECAUSE HE TRUST LUFFY AND HE WOULD FOLLOW HIM TO THE HELL IF NEEDS BE!

He’s already dead tho… yohoho

And then they just walk off like that, with Brook holding up the umbrella for the future pirate king like nothing, because he’s such a wonderful skeleton and HE CARES FOR HIS CAPTAIN HEALTH, GOSH NO DROP WOULD DARE TOUCH HIS CAPTAIN’S FAIR SKIN FIGHT HIM !!!!


He’s just bones, but HECK SUCH KIND AND RELIABLE BONES HE IS 

“I wish Star Trek could be more realistic in its vision of a utopian society!”

“I wish there could be a Star Trek show that focused on interspecies alien interactions rather than alien vs. human interactions!”

“I wish Star Trek would do a better job of displaying all the nuances and moral grays that go into maintaining diplomatic relations.”

“I wish Star Trek had a captain that wasn’t just another white dude.”

“I wish Star Trek had at least one canon LGBT character.”

“I wish Star Trek had a well-written female character with flaws and an engaging backstory and good character development for once.”

“I wish science fiction in general would stop assuming everyone will be an atheist in the future.”

“I wish Star Trek could be bolder about calling out real life social issues without their guise of poorly-handled metaphors to protect them.”

“I wish Star Trek would stop assuming that things like intergalactic wars could be resolved or forgotten in just a couple episodes.”

“I want Worf to get more screentime.”

“I want—”

Deep Space Nine. 

You want Deep Space Nine.

TLC characters as troubled birds

Hey my dudes I had some time to kill so please enjoy the tlc characters as troubled birds

Cinder

Kai

Scarlet

Wolf

Thorne

Cress

Winter

Jacin

Iko

Bonus: Levana

Ok but how much more beautiful is it now that Killian has always called Emma “Swan”?  He didn’t even know it, but he always called her by the name she chose for herself, the name that represents her strength and beauty and growth. And he’s the one who always saw that about her, even behind the walls she put up. This ship just keeps getting more beautiful.

Episode 6x15
  • Killian: I need! Home!!!
  • Jasmine: Yes but can you-
  • Killian: I LIVE ON A DIRT PATCH AND I NEED TO FUCKING GET BACK TO IT
  • Aladdin: do you know if like Jasmine is in to me or-
  • Killian: STFU FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF MY WIFE IS IN DANGER
  • Nemo: We haveth no Kraken, we cannot-
  • Killian: LITERALLY FUCK YOU. FUCK. YOU.
  • Liam: I'm sorry brother, there's just-
  • Killian: I LITERALLY KILLED YOUR ONLY PARENT I WILL NOT HESITATE TO KILL YOU
  • Everyone: But like, Killian you are such a hero and you need to help us cause-
  • Killian: EMMA. SWAN. IS. IN. DANGER. SHE. HAS. BEEN. ABANDONED. BY. EVERY. SINGLE. PERSON. IN. HER. ENTIRE. LIFE. AND. NOW. SHE. THINKS. I. ALSO. ABANDONED. HER. DO. YOU. FUCK. HEADS. UNDER. STAND. THIS. SHE. NEEDS. ME. RIGHT. FUCKING. NOW. SO. ALL. OF. YOU. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. AND. GET. ME. HOME.
  • Killian: (please.)