the calling wherever you will go

The bumblebee was officially added to the endangered species list.


  • Go plant an organic flower native to wherever you are
  • Leave your “weeds” alone they probably aren’t hurting anything
  • Stop using/buying Roundup and all other insecticides, herbicides, pesticides. 
  • If you have a bee problem (which almost never happens) call a local beekeeper! They will remove them safely free of charge
  • Bumblebees usually nest underground and just wanna be left alone! They won’t hurt you. To prevent destroying their habit during hibernation, avoid mowing yards until April or May. If you do mow, raise the blades to the highest setting

Please save my fat clumsy fuzzy friends I love them and they’re very good pollinators.

Rhysand is much better than Tamlin
  • Feyre: I don't want to go live with you.
  • Tamlin: I don't care. You're coming with me or dying.
  • Rhysand: I waited until you called for me to come rescue you.
  • Feyre: I want to leave.
  • Tamlin: I don't care, you're staying. You're mine. I'll lock you in this house.
  • Rhysand: I'll teach you how to read and put up mental blocks until the week is up...and won't lock you in a house if we argue.
  • Feyre: I want to learn how to fight.
  • Tamlin: No. That sends a message.
  • Rhysand: *shouts over shoulder* Cassian! Come train Feyre how to fight!
  • Feyre: I want to go with you wherever it is you leave to.
  • Tamlin: No.
  • Rhysand: Okay. I'll personally winnow or fly you to wherever we're going to go.
  • Feyre: I don't want to wear these dumb dresses.
  • Tamlin: Suck it up. You're wearing them. Any other clothes send a message.
  • Rhysand: Okay. How do Illyrian fighting leathers sound? Night Court clothes? You're not a doll. You don't have to wear those dresses.
  • Feyre: When we're married will I be a High Lady?
  • Tamlin: There's no such thing as a High Lady.
  • Rhysand: "She is my mate. And my spy. And she is the High Lady of the Night Court." "Not consort, not wife. Feyre is High Lady of the Night Court."

But think about the pain that Luke feels when he hears Valentine call him Parabatai.

They committed themselves to each other in a way few do, parabatais after all are not a common thing.

Think about it you’re just a child and you’re dedicating yourself to this person. Not only to fight alongside them, but to protect those they love, to follow wherever they may go, to lay beside them in death both literally and figuratively.

You feel their life, it’s buzzing underneath you like the blood pulsing through your very own veins.

Luke genuinely loved Valentine. Thought him to be something greater than life, an inspiration. Luke followed him everywhere even if sometimes he questioned him. And Valentine broke him. He manipulated and twisted their bond and took everything Luke loved away from him, his status, his family, his career.

And you know what’s sad? I don’t think Luke ever stopped loving Valentine in those 18 years. As we see him tell Clary he blames himself for not being able to protect his Parabatai, considers himself selfish and I think he hopes that maybe somewhere there’s still a shred of Val. After all 18 years later he’s the only person who still refers to Valentine as Val.

And now Valentine’s finally gone to far. He killed Jocelyn. He’ll kill Clary to if that’s what has to be done. And Luke finally can’t bear it. In this episode we see Luke for the first time in his life destroy the bonds that still connected him to Valentine.

He’s no longer his parabatai

You call yourself a free spirit, a “wild thing,” and you’re terrified somebody’s gonna stick you in a cage. Well baby, you’re already in that cage. You built it yourself. And it’s not bounded in the west by Tulip, Texas, or in the east by Somali-land. It’s wherever you go. Because no matter where you run, you just end up running into yourself.
—  Truman Capote, Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Get yourself a FREAK like ME 😈

For starters, today is my anniversary with RF. I cannot believe it has been a year - the most perfect year. That being said, I will always try my best to find ways to spice our sex life up. Call me a freak, but it keeps him coming back for more. If you don’t have a kinky bone in your body, I got you boo because that’s all I have.

1. As I said it before, in public areas (while shopping/dinning out/wherever you are) excuse yourself and go to the ladies room. Take your panties off and when you return casually hand it to him. It will drive him insane.

2. Head to your nearest sex store and make some friends. They have this vibrator that you have on and it comes with a remote. While you’re at dinner, put it on or in (some go inside of you) and hand him the remote. Men love power. There’s nothing sexier than pleasing a woman and no one else in the room knows but you two.

3. If he is a work or in a business meeting, I always have a little picture stored ready to play with him. I love driving him insane with those. Just press send and capture his mind.

4. It’s self explanatory: lingerie set and a trench coat (fall is coming ladies)

5. Last Christmas I gave RF a sex box with a bunch of goodies. If you check Amazon or Spencer’s, there are a bunch of scratch-and-win sex cards or coupons. I remember once, RF kept the coupon and redeemed when I was so tired. It was so funny, I could not resist.

If you ladies have any more freaky tips, feel free to add because I’m always looking for more

I’m not going to be upset over Monty’s passing anymore. Because why would I be upset over something that gave me so many friends, a clearer career path, and so, so many great memories. 

I wish he wasn’t gone, I always wanted to tell him thank you for what a silly little web show on the internet has done for me. But I think he knows, wherever he is.

So thank you Monty, thank for helping me to keep moving forward in this crazy game called life.

Playlist on 8tracks: in love with her ⚢

Only a Girl - Gia // She Like Girls - Metro Station // Cliffs Edge - Hayley Kiyoko // Girls like Girls - Hayley Kiyoko // Night Go Slow - Catey Shaw // Against The Night - Catey Shaw // Horizon - Luna Blake // Warm On a Cold Night - Honne // I’m Yours - Alessia Cara // Magnets - Disclosure feat Lorde // Someone New - Hozier // Here Without You - 3 Doord Down // Wherever You Will Go - The Calling // Can’t Helo Falling In Love (Cover) - Twenty One Pilots // Carousel - Melanie Martinez // Is There Somewhere - Halsey // Ghost - Halsey.

Wherever We Go

A/N: Something I wrote on my plane ride to Texas. Kinda sorta cried the entire time. Enjoy xx

Word Count: 3.5k

Summary: You, Bucky, a Jeep, and an endless road. “Where to next?”

Contains: Call me the Fluff Lord. 

You never expected your life to be like this. Never did that little girl, so broken and hollow, ever fathom in a million years that she would ever be able to experience love; and yet here you were, waking up alongside it, all embodied in him with his soft snores stretching the limbs of the sleepy morning air in the way birds do when they sing. You, that little girl, had lived a life all within those safe arms that you found yourself instinctively nestling further within to block out the intruding sunlight poking through the curtains. Yes, you had lived forever and a day with this one - never had you been any happier.

Keep reading


You know what’s wrong with you, Miss Whoever-You-Are? You’re chicken, you’ve got no guts. You’re afraid to stick out your chin and say, “Okay, life’s a fact, people do fall in love, people do belong to each other, because that’s the only chance anybody’s got for real happiness.” You call yourself a free spirit, a wild thing, and you’re terrified somebody’s going to stick you in a cage. Well, baby, you’re already in that cage. You built it yourself. And it’s not bounded in the west by Tulip, Texas, or in the east by Somaliland. It’s wherever you go. Because no matter where you run, you just end up running into yourself.

Formation of Antifa Federation in so-called U.S.

Today marks the masturbatory spectacle where tens of millions will stand in long lines, go into a curtained box, fill in some bubbles, and then feel like they did something material to stop tyranny. 

We don’t care if you vote or don’t vote, if you vote for the “lesser-evil” (a subtle admission that both are evil. all evil must be banished. those who aid evil are merely encouraging the spread of war, slavery, racism, etc.)

We are calling upon all to join us in the coming insurrection of insurrections. The revolution of revolutions. Wherever fascism, whether in the form of white mobs, police, prisons, or less obvious forms, raises its ugly head, smash it! Wherever tongues waggle in favor of fascism, rip them out!

Today we mock your highest of nationalistic holy days by announcing the formation of an antifascist federation in these United Snakes

Find friends and lovers, form self-defense groups or even train to be a lone fighter if you must. Collect weapons and learn martial arts. Study urban and rural tactics of asymmetrical war. Spy on fascist websites and forums and gather intel and share it with anti-fascist networks. Find friends in other cities to coordinate events and create mutual aid networks to support one another. Across the globe we already have many strong cells of antifa fighters ready to support true friends even if we haven’t met them yet. 

Already in the wake of several recent white supremacist and national socialist rallies, the most recent in Harrisburg, PA, the most violent in Sacramento, CA, we have seen the formation of several new large antifa groups.

We are calling upon everyone with an anti-fascist madness burning in their hearts to form cells and announce them in your area using social media or even better posting fliers about town. Of course make sure you exercise proper security culture, there are many police and fascists who would gladly infiltrate us. This is why most of our groups are informal, that is, most members only know one another through mutual friends. We don’t keep registers, have public meetings, etc. Most of these groups are composed of numerous cells and individuals who do their best to keep their connections hidden so if fascists and police infiltrate they can’t learn much about us and how we operate. 

Let us not be humble. We take the threat of fascism seriously, but we know with brave hearts and sure hands we can destroy them utterly. But we see the fascist scourge as only a deviant growth from the body of capitalism and the state. We see the fight against fascists as a dress rehearsal and good training opportunity for our increasingly daring attacks on the partisans of capital and the state.  

Let the nights be filled with our howls and caterwauls. Our teeth gnash and flash strikingly white in the darkness. Our blades sing out for the blood of fascists. Our hearts beat like battle drums.

Let us wage war on the fascists and on the capitalists and statists. The supermoon of November is an auspicious sign from the heavens that the time for revolution, insurrection, dionysian riot is at high tide!

We strike killing blows against the fascists, the capitalists, the state with one fist

We build a liberated new world in which many worlds fit with our other hand

Death to the fascists! Life to the good and varied creatures of our earth!

-Antifascist Federation Against the United Snakes

black flag cell, black cat cell, john brown cell, lucy parsons cell, red witches cell, fire-worshippers cell, green serpent cell, flood cell, sacco and vanzetti brigade, red fern cell, feral cat cell, street rat cell, alley cat cell, destroying angels cell, wild roots cell, oakheart cell, screaming banshees cell, fistful of dynamite cell, blackfox cell

may many more endorse our call and rattle their war weapons and scream their battle calls across this settler colony of united snakes

(this declaration was given to be by a trusted source. i added the image at the end. the publisher does not know of who else is behind it and has no clue as to who makes up the various endorsing cells. even if it is merely the work of one person or a few we still whole-heartedly endorse the call for the creation of such an informal federation of antifascist groups, cells, and individuals)

@antifainternational @antifascistaction and any others want to spread the word or weigh in if they have any further words?

Muslim Ban & Politics

I know there are people who are sick of talking politics and who come to Tumblr to get away. If that is the case I will not be sad if you unfollow me.

I am a third generation American Muslim and I have seen the impact of 9/11 on my friends, families and communities. I have been by my mother’s side when she was spat on and her headscarf pulled off while being called a terrorist. A sweet retired middle school teacher she is. I have witnesses my sister yelled at because she asked if there was ham in her sandwich. I have seen my cousins made fun of because of their name. I have seen many in my community told to “go back to wherever you came from.” We are Americans and there is no where else to go. I was born and raised in San Francisco. I do not have the heart to go through this terror again.

So the EO on banning Muslim refugees strikes at the core of my being. You do not have to be Muslim to advocate for human rights. But it would be inhuman to ignore injustice and allow history to repeat itself. I belong here as with many others; we are as American as anyone else.

I don’t have any grand thoughts except to ask for people to be a bit more aware wherever and whenever they see injustice at this political juncture in history. Above all, please be compassionate. We need each other.


My first reaction to this was pretty much to scream, “WELL, GOODBYE” because, holy shit, canon confirmation that Obi-Wan would leave the Jedi Order for Anakin, I’m going to revel in these feelings about my ship, go on without me.

But even beyond that I think it’s really spot-on characterization because Obi-Wan really and truly fully dedicated himself to Anakin, by this point he is 100% going to devote his life to guiding Anakin, wherever that takes him.  He would never force Anakin into a choice that wasn’t truly his own, he thinks Anakin belongs with the Jedi (he’s too young, he’s not ready, being part of the Jedi means being part of something bigger/stronger–in other words, Anakin needs that structure in his life), but if Anakin truly wants to go, then Obi-Wan will go with him.

At the same time, one of the central points about Obi-Wan’s character is that one of his greatest flaws (if you want to call it that) is the same as Anakin’s: attachment.

     Yoda began to pace the small chamber, the tapping of his gimer stick loud in its silence.  "Know do you, Obi-Wan, why reluctant I was for Skywalker to become your apprentice?“
    Did he know? Not for certain. And once he and Qui-Gon had prevailed over the Council, and Anakin had been made his Padawan, Yoda’s objections had no longer mattered.
    "Ah … no, Master,” he said cautiously.Yoda flicked him a skeptical glance.
    “Hmmm. Then tell you I will. Reluctant I was because the same flaw you share, Obi-Wan. The flaw of attachment.”
                              –Wild Space, by Karen Miller

The above moment is about Obi-Wan’s dedication to his vow to see Anakin trained, but that moment doesn’t exist in a vacuum, it exists alongside Obi-Wan’s tendency to become attached to that which he loves–and loves Anakin he does.  (Revenge of the Sith, Obi-Wan directly tells Anakin that he loved him.)

This is why I say that Anakin Skywalker is the great love of Obi-Wan Kenobi’s life.  It doesn’t matter if I mean it romantically or platonically or in a more familial sense, because he’s attached to Anakin, he loves Anakin, he’s chosen to dedicate his life to Anakin, he would leave the Jedi Order for Anakin, he spends the last 20 years of his life watching over Anakin’s child.

He’s not the only person Obi-Wan has loved, there have been many, in various forms.  Qui-Gon Jinn, Siri Tachi, Satine Kryze, the Jedi Order as a whole.  But his dedication to and love for Anakin are greater than all of them.

I am
but a
of what
I once

The husk
of the girl
I am
to be

I am
simply there
not doing
not saying
a lot

But I am there
and I listen
and sometimes
I make my
presence known

But I
am cold
I have
very little
life left
within me
If you
could even
call it that

I am like
I go
I am taken

I am
the smoke
of a long
and dead

I drift
—  Alli M.A. ~ Ghost Girl

The Calling - Wherever You Will Go

Dating Prompto Headcanons

~Prompto, being the master photographer he is, would take pictures of you whenever you weren’t looking or did something cute

~His hair is super soft so you love to run your hands through it

~He would rent matching chocobo’s for you two and go riding for hours

~During Noctis’s royal balls, Prompto would show how beautiful you are to everyone there

~He would blush easily when you kiss his cheek or hold his hand

~Wherever Noctis goes, Prompto does too so you three would go places together all the time. “The troublesome trio” Ignis would call you.

~While camping it would get pretty chilly at night, so Prompto would wrap both of you up in a soft blanket and cuddle until you both fell asleep

~You two would buy a puppy and raise it together. Prompto would take tons of selfies with the dog

How to Be an Escort's Favorite Client

1. Wherever you find your escort, research her. Does she have a website, does she have ads going back at least 6 months, does she have reviews (although some escorts do not like being reviewed)? Google her name and phone number or email before contacting her. Also expect her to want to screen your for her own safety; be respectful and provide whatever info she requires.

2. Be on time, or call if you will be more than 10 minutes late. Unless you are giving notice of a time change well in advance, expect to pay for the time you missed. If your 60 minute date was supposed to start at 7 and you get there at 7:15, STILL LEAVE AT 8. Please respect the escort’s time and schedule, and don’t linger. Even if the escort genuinely enjoyed the time with you, it is annoying and awkward if you overstay. If you want more time, ask and if she says yes, expect to pay for it at the rate previously discussed.

3. Know what’s on menu in advance and do not deviate from it. Escorts use code words like, CIM, greek, GFE, PSE… google these before you call or email.

4. Never ever discuss sexual acts or money in person. For your own safety! If it is a sting, they will try to get you to say what you are there for out loud. When in doubt, kiss the girl or ask her to get more comfortable. If she complies, green light!

5. Money first always! If you must refer to it at any time, call it a gift. Do not hand the money directly to her, set it down where she can see it, or wherever you were told to beforehand, (often by the sink in the bathroom).

6. Be nice, treat her like a lady, and be respectful. She is a real person, you don’t need to be intimidated and you certainly shouldn’t feel superior either.

7. Don’t feel like you need to blow her mind sexually. While noble, and very sweet, she is there for you. Do not hold back at the beginning because you want to last for her, this often ends in not being able to finish at all. Which nobody wants. You can take care of her after if you enjoy that, but no pressure here either.

8. Try to read her cues. She is a real women with real likes and dislikes. Not everyone wants to be talked dirty to, or smash-cuddled post coitus. Some might love it though!

9. She will not be offended if you need to leave right after. Whether you need to get back to work, or just aren’t into idle chit-chat and cuddling, do your thing. She will enjoy the extra down-time. If you have a genuine rapport or chemistry, or if you are just enjoying the company and a break from real life, then stay the whole time! She will be happy either way.

10. Tip! Always tip. No one care if it’s $20 or $200, tip your escort. Unless she was terrible. Tipping lets the woman know that you liked her and that you appreciate her time and effort. This is especially important if you want to see the escort again. If you went for a twofer, then tip extra well!

11. Ask her if she would like to be reviewed. If yes, keep it simple, and do not fabricate. If you say she did something that she didn’t, other clients may expect that same service in the future.

12. Always be clean!!! Very very clean. If you just came from work or whatever, take a quick shower at the location. You don’t want to be known as the ‘Smegma-Guy’.

13. That’s it! Real advice from real escorts.

14. Bring wine or a gift. Escorts love this and you will go right to the front of the line, hopefully. Wine can help to get you both relaxed and comfortable, and is a good social lubricant when you have to make all the magic happen in an hour or two. You can ask in advance what she likes, and don’t forget the glasses! Gift certificates are always a safe bet if you want to bring a gift, stores like Amazon, Victoria’s Secret, Bath and Body, etc. If you know the escort well, you may want to give her more personalized gifts like lingerie, jewelry, and perfume. ****Super extra bonus points if you buy her drinks/take her to dinner first, (WHILE she is being compensated for her time at her usual rate). If you really enjoy her company and can afford to do this, this is the best way to make her feel special. Remember she is on the clock though, and do not ever ask her to meet for free. That is a line neither of you should cross.

haunted starters

“I swear there was someone there…”
“Very funny! What’s next? The phone starts ringing while the cords not in?”
“I had a dream last night, only it was so vivid I could have sworn I was awake. In it I was killing you. I didn’t want to… but I couldn’t stop myself.”
“You look like you’ve seen a ghost.”
“Wherever I look I keep seeing these eyes staring back at me…”
“Did you not hear that?! They’re whispering your name!”
“Don’t move, be quiet. There’s someone in the bed with us… Don’t wake it.”
[ text ] Don’t open the door when you hear knocking. It looks and sounds like me, but it’s not me!
“I got the strangest phone call last night and I haven’t been able to get it out of my head.“
“Something is going to happen to you and you’ll never be the same again.”
[ text ] Run!
“You can see me? But you’re just a mere mortal… Interesting.”
“You were talking in your sleep last night… and something responded.”
“You know I don’t buy into that whole ghost thing, but this is starting to freak me out.”
“You think I’m going to believe you didn’t just write this note yourself to scare me?”
“Oh no, I’m not going to kill you… You’re going to kill yourself and I’m going to watch.”
“When I peeked into your room last night… I saw someone sitting on the end of your bed.”
“This was a bad idea… I’m beginning to think there’s more to those stories, after all.”
“Stop it! That’s not even a language and I’m to believe you’re possessed or something? It’s not funny!”
“Nice costume.”
[ text ] Someone just opened your front door and sneaked inside… Get out!
“If you weren’t singing… then who was?”
“You’re dead! I was there at your funeral!”
“Please don’t be scared. I’m still the same person… dead or not.”