Thoughts from someone who just started working at a bank.
1) I can assure you that the tellers absolutely eat the lollipops. Someone actually pulled me aside and showed me how to snap off the stick so no one knows you’ve got it.
2) Someone counted out $15k and it was an alarmingly small amount of cash.
3) My manager was called away during a conference call and pulled me in the back room to plant me in front of the phone with a notepad and a pen, saying “Take notes. When they call roll, tell them I’m helping a customer.” It was all going well until someone accidentally put the Entire Conference Call on hold. The OUTRAGE of a dozen managers arguing over the din of elevator music and Ť̸͓h̴͕́ä̶͔n̴͈̆k̴̻͒ ̵̨̾ȳ̵̧ö̵̹́ǘ̶̝ ̵͙̋f̶̝͆o̵̝̓ṙ̴̜ ̴͔̈́c̶̖͘ǎ̷͇l̸̖̊l̶͍̈́î̵͈n̶̙̈g̶̬̉ ̷̪̃W̶̫͆ö̶̝õ̷̥d̶͔͝f̵̞̀ơ̵̢r̴̢̂ȩ̴͆s̶̹̓t̶̤̾ ̸̧̿N̶̞̄a̵̛̤t̴͚̉i̵͋͜o̴̰̎ṋ̷͛å̸̲l̶͎͛ ̷̛͓B̸̳̈ã̵̤n̸͉̎k̶̹͐!̸͍̎ while the regional manager mockingly recited the spiel made my entire year.
So Magnus and Alec had a bit of a problem where Magnus was in Valentine’s body, and Alec didn’t believe him? And there was a lot of, sort of betrayal on that? And it didn’t really went anywhere? Is that something that’s gonna come back?
Besides her human-like features, their facial similarities, and how fucking AWESOME it would be, we’ve actually already met her before.
Remember this? Yeah, Keef met a mysterious Galra that he fought alongside but who ultimately betrayed him
LET’S TAKE A CLOSER LOOK SHALL WE
The uniform is EXACTLY the same and given the body shape + coloring, she can’t be the two ladies on the left. So she’s either Galra warrior of the right BUT hooded Galra lady’s weapon seems v different from that small gun (either a sword or a staff or a long sniper gun???) PLUS A LITTLE SMALL DETAIL: Both mysterious Weblum Galra and human-like Galra lady have a touch of orange on their collar.
SO THAT MYSTERIOUS GALRA WAS DEFINITELY GOTH AZULA SO IT’S CLEAR SHE HAS SOME RELATION TO KEITH BECAUSE WHY ELSE WOULD THEY WRITE THAT SCENE??
And given that she was trapped in this uniform, she was already working for Lotor. Keith’s mom is a known associate of the Blade of Marinade so she couldn’t be working for Lotor unless some dramatic af shit went down and changed her loyalties OR she’s in deep cover. But I still think she’s too young and too human looking to be Keef’s mom.
YOU KNOW WHAT EXPLANATION WORKS?
Cowboy Bebop and his furry alien wife have twins. They separate those twins at birth because they take after different parents (lookswise). Keef’s dad abandons him for some unknown reason and maybe Keef’s mom does the same with her daughter?? (Too risky to have a child with the Blade??) Her daughter grows up bullied for her half-human heritage and when another group of half-Galra soldiers come to recruit her, including this charismatic prince, she joins without a second thought., either strongly believing in the mission or not really caring what the mission was just happy to have a place to belong. THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS.
CUE GENERAL VS. PALADIN FIGHT
CUE FIGHT SCENE BETWEEN THE TWINS
CUE KEEF TAKING OUT HIS KNIFE AFTER HIS BAYARD GETS KNOCKED AWAY
CUE HER BEING LIKE WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT BECAUSE SHE HAS A SIMILAR KNIFE
CUE THEM BEING OVERJOYED AT HAVING FAMILY (WE’RE ALL MADE UP OF THE SAME FUCKING COSMIC DUST) AND THEN GETTING ALL SAD BECAUSE THEY’RE ON DIFFERENT SIDES AND TECHNICALLY HAVE TO KILL EACH OTHER
CUE HER TRYING TO CONVINCE KEEF TO JOIN THEM AND VICE VERSA
CUE THEM BEING LIKE “DID I JOIN THE RIGHT SIDE??” AND HAVING INTERNAL CONFLICT
CUE THEM UNABLE TO FIGHT EACH OTHER (OR BEING ANGRY AT EACH OTHER AND FIGHTING EXXXTRA HARD TO PROVE THEY CAN)
CUE KEEF BEING LIKE SHES NOT MY SISTER. SHIRO WAS MORE MY REAL FAMILY THAN THIS RANDOM STRANGER FUCK THIS
CUE HIM GETTING ALL DEPRESSED CAUSE HIS FAMILY IS A SHITSHOW
(cue Lance comforting him and telling him it’s great her found his sister because having siblings is great oh wait this is my own self-indulgent fantasy)
and when they finally do make up and become real siblings, can you imagine them being like “so what was mom/dad like??” and the other being like “…well i don’t really know” CUE MY TEARS
gOD THIS IS GOING TO BE SO HEART WRENCHING IM ALL FOR IT. GIVE ME KEEF’S GALRA TWIN SISTER. GIVE ME GALRA LEIA. I NEED IT.
The sea is dark and stormy, the waves crashing violently on the rocks covering the beach. Castiel loves it. Loves the power and unpredictability and the roar of the wind. He loves how the sea still welcomes him happily, always seeing him as part of itself, cold water splashing over his skin and clothes. He loves how they are one being, a force of nature and the god born from it, unable to exist without each other.