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Earth Sucks If You’re Poly: a NAZZ Special Report

By X’Ulililir Popoiv

On my home plane, we poly folk have a saying that translates literally to “No to be bad is for time is being making frown.” This may not make sense to humans, but it aligns closely to a phrase you use: “If it feels good, do it.”

There is nothing on this world that makes my fellow poly Hambrosians and I feel good. It’s not so much about discrimination; we’re used to that. And we know discrimination is one of the only things humans do well. So in a way, it’s an honor to be the target of human disgust.

But hate aside, it’s time to face facts: Earth is the WORST place to be, if you’re a polydimensional being.

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