the brakes don't work

  • Anakin: Fine. We'll try it your way.
  • Obi-Wan: So glad you agree.
  • Anakin & Obi-Wan: *walk toward alien zombie bug queen*
  • Zombie bugs: *gurgle*
  • Anakin: How did you know they wouldn't just attack us?
  • Obi-Wan: Because I make observations while you just think with your lightsaber.
  • Anakin:
  • Anakin: Did you just make a dick joke?
  • (Fun Haus with a kidnapped Gavin driving down road)
  • James: Wait. Brakes don't... Brakes don't work.
  • Bruce: (Points) The gas pedal.
  • James: No, I'm saying, no, the brakes!
  • Adam: Wiggle the gas pedal.
  • James: Guys, why aren't the brakes working?!
  • Gavin: Because I cut the brakes!
  • Gavin: Wild card, bitches! (Opens door and jumps out of the car)
  • Bruce: What?! Gavin!

today i had the thought that maybe it’s time i stop procrastinating and buy a bike helmet

i had that thought as i was flying down a steep incline towards a brick building and found out that my bike brakes had stopped working

which, if im being honest, sums up most of my life pretty well.

  • person: hi
  • Me: Someone be my friend so we can talk about how beautiful Joshua is and how adorable Minghao is and how I want to fight Mingyu even tho he's probably a whole head taller than me and how wonwoo's voice is literally the best thing and how I wish I was as pretty as jeonghan and how I wish I was as great of a person as seungcheol and on how I've never seen someone as musically talented as woozi and how I kinda want to cry every time jun and hoshi do something because, God they ruin my bias list I swear, and how much vernon has improved his rapping and is getting the recognition he deserves and how I wish that one day I can be as positive and smily as seokmin and I wish I was as amazing and cheerful person as seungkwan and on how much I adore the fact that Dino is so in love with Michael Jackson and the rest of seventeen are a o k with it and they think about his love for MJ while producing. And how I really hope pledis is feeding them well and how I hope they'll give them a brake soon, so they don't over work themselves. And how lastly I hope that they're all truly happy
  • Person: never mind