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Back to school tips🌹

Alright y'all, with school season comin back, here are some prime hoe tips to get y'all ready to slay.

🌹1. Develop a skincare regimen at least once daily: wash, exfoliate*, mask*, toner, essential oils, moisturize.
*once weekly, to avoid overshocking your skin.
🌙2.Tea tree oil is bomb for acne and acne scars. Apply that shit.

🌹 Coconut oil and castor oil for brow/lash growth every night.

🌙Go through your closet, and toss clothes you don’t wear. Invest in more neutral colors and fits to configure a wider variety of cute ass outfits.

🌹 Don’t be afraid to thrift shop; places like TJ Maxx and The Goodwill have bomb ass brands for cheap.

🌙 Get your books/supplies ready a week before. Prepare yourself.

🌹 Have all of your test dates/assignment due dates in your phone before classes start. Make sure to request off days of work the nights before major assignments and exams if you can help it.

🌙 Things to keep in a bag in your locker: pads/tampons, an extra pair of panties, a spare change of clothes & shoes(in case of a wardrobe malfunction), hairbrush and hairtie, nail file & clippers, makeup remover wipes, concealer, masacara, gum, water bottle, extra pens, some spare cash, phone charger, and earbuds.

🌹 Keep a water bottle in ya bag at all times. A hoes gotta be hydrated.

🌙 Keep up with ya studies

🌹 A week before school starts, develop getting sleep schedule for school by going to bed half an hour earlier every night. This’ll make waking up earlier less of a hell, trust me.

🌙Have a go-to makeup look for school that takes 30 mins or less as a default, if you beat your face in the morning.

🌹 Replace coffee with tea for a more healthy caffeine fix before class.

🌙 Prepare yourself a decent breakfast before you go to bed, so you can easily grab and go in the morning. Breakfast kickstarts your metabolism and decreases cravings throughout the day, and generally boosts your mood and brain power.

🌹If you wear a uniform, make sure that shit is comfortable and actually fits you. Make sure nothing hangs off of you, cuts off circulation, itches, irritates, etc.

🌙Need a break from studying? Work out. Burn some calories, clear your mind, and stimulate your brain with some exercise. Swear to god this keeps my grades up and my body lookin fly.

🌹Invest in a hair mask (any pharmacy or makeup outlet will have them), or make one yourself. They make your hair super soft and shiny for flipping it when you walk past that group of girls who hate you lol

Thats all I can think of for now beauties, get good grades, I believe in all of y'all✨🌹

💞Back To School Glow Up💞

Alright y'all, with school season comin back, here are some prime hoe tips to get y'all ready to slay.

1. Develop a skincare regimen at least once daily: wash, exfoliate*, mask*, toner, essential oils, moisturize.

*once weekly, to avoid overshocking your skin.

2. Tea tree oil is bomb for acne and acne scars. Apply that shit.

3. Coconut oil and castor oil for brow/lash growth every night.

4. Go through your closet, and toss clothes you don’t wear. Invest in more neutral colors and fits to configure a wider variety of cute ass outfits.

5. Don’t be afraid to thrift shop; places like TJ Maxx and The Goodwill have bomb ass brands for cheap.

6. Get your books/supplies ready a week before. Prepare yourself.

7. Have all of your test dates/assignment due dates in your phone before classes start. Make sure to request off days of work the nights before major assignments and exams if you can help it.

8. Things to keep in a bag in your locker: pads/tampons, an extra pair of panties, a spare change of clothes & shoes(in case of a wardrobe malfunction), hairbrush and hairtie, nail file & clippers, makeup remover wipes, concealer, masacara, gum, water bottle, extra pens, some spare cash, phone charger, and earbuds.

9. Keep a water bottle in ya bag at all times. A hoes gotta be hydrated.

10. Keep up with ya studies (see my School and Studying Tips post for more details on how to boost that GPA)

11. A week before school starts, develop getting sleep schedule for school by going to bed half an hour earlier every night. This’ll make waking up earlier less of a hell, trust me.

12. Have a go-to makeup look for school that takes 30 mins or less as a default, if you beat your face in the morning.

13. Replace coffee with tea for a more healthy caffeine fix before class.

14. Prepare yourself a decent breakfast before you go to bed, so you can easily grab and go in the morning. Breakfast kickstarts your metabolism and decreases cravings throughout the day, and generally boosts your mood and brain power.

15. If you wear a uniform, make sure that shit is comfortable and actually fits you. Make sure nothing hangs off of you, cuts off circulation, itches, irritates, etc.

16. Need a break from studying? Work out. Burn some calories, clear your mind, and stimulate your brain with some exercise. Swear to god this keeps my grades up and my body lookin fly.

17. Invest in a hair mask (any pharmacy or makeup outlet will have them), or make one yourself. They make your hair super soft and shiny for flipping it when you walk past that group of girls who hate you lol

Thats all I can think of for now hoes, get good grades, I believe in all of y'all✨
100 reasons not to give up on your target language
  1. You will always wonder “what if…”.
  2. You might save someone with your knowledge.
  3. It will be handy in your future to know another language.
  4. It’s an impressive skill to have.
  5. Your future lover might speak that language.
  6. You can make new friends that don’t speak English.
  7. You could travel to a country without a guide.
  8. It will get easier, grammar, vocab, everything will get easier with time.
  9. You have something extra to add in your CV.
  10. You delay Alzheimer and other illnesses.
  11. You can shock people.
  12. You will think more rationally if you think in another language.
  13. You are more confident.
  14. Your brain power will increase.
  15. You become more open-minded.
  16. You can read more books.
  17. You can watch more movies.
  18. You will discover new TV shows.
  19. You can prove to yourself that you could.
  20. You can show to your French teacher from 9th grade that you’re better than what she said you are and you aren’t a failure!
  21. You will be able to live abroad.
  22. You can study abroad.
  23. You will understand new memes.
  24. It will be easier to learn another language after.
  25. You learn more about your native language.
  26. You become more interesting.
  27. You become very attractive. 
  28. You will be more understanding with yourself.
  29. You will appreciate your efforts more.
  30. You won’t judge people as much.
  31. You’ll have better analytical skills.
  32. You’ll be more positive.
  33. Your communication skills will improve.
  34. You’ll be more creative.
  35. More people will want to hire you.
  36. More opportunities in life.
  37. Your memory will improve.
  38. You’ll be more respectful.
  39. You will be more patient.
  40. You will compete with the younger generation. You don’t want to be left behind, am i right?
  41. You’ll be more sensitive when there are cultural differences among people.
  42. You’ll be paid more in the future.
  43. You can get a job abroad.
  44. You can help more people.
  45. You can hide your frustration behind foreign swear words that no one understands.
  46. No one will be able to talk trash behind your back.
  47. You’ll be more romantic.
  48. Keep your brain active and healthy.
  49. You’ll be more comfortable in new situations.
  50. You can discover new dishes! Who doesn’t like food?
  51. More music to listen to.
  52. You can get a scholarship.
  53. You’ll be more flexible with your way of thinking.
  54. You can speak with your friends no one will understand you.
  55. Languages aren’t that hard.
  56. Your future self is counting on you.
  57. Your past self had hope and dreams.
  58. Your test scores will boost.
  59. Imagine the face of a native when you start speaking their language.
  60. You’re treated better by natives.
  61. You’ll be more empathic.
  62. You’ll have a ear that recognize music better.
  63. You can make someone feel less anxious/stressed/nervous.
  64. Travel is more fun.
  65. Show to that people who kept saying that you can’t learn that you are more capable than they think.
  66. It’s fun.
  67. Not many people succed.
  68. You have everything you need to study, you just have to start and keep going.
  69. No one can take that skill away from you.
  70. It’s worth.
  71. It’s time well spent.
  72. You’ll improve your native language too.
  73. You’ll have bigger dreams.
  74. Your parents will have show off.
  75. Learning a language is never boring.
  76. You can have a lot of funny stories in the future.
  77. You can make people never forget you.
  78. You’ll be better at multi tasking.
  79. New celebrities to have a crush on.
  80. You’ll make an amazing first impression.
  81. You’ll be sexier. (you’re already sexy but there’s always space for improvement ;) )
  82. Watching tv is considered “studying”.
  83. You won’t be that embarrassed in your future, you’ll get comfortable.
  84. You’ll be wiser.
  85. You’ll be more perceptive.
  86. You’ll be in the center of attention at parties! Woo-hoo
  87. Many people will look up to you.
  88. You’ll be a new person.
  89. You’ll forget your native language while you’re speaking it. Doesn’t it sound fun?
  90. You can annoy people in more languages.
  91. You can teach other people.
  92. You’ll have a gigantic collection of books in different languages.
  93. You can talk alone on the phone and pretend you are practicing. You don’t want to miss out this.
  94.  You will be bilingual or better, a polyglot.
  95. You waste your time daily, at least waste it wisely.
  96. Watching cartoons is studying.
  97. Listening to music is studying.
  98. You can do whatever in a foreign language and it’s considered studying.
  99. You have support from every single language learner. You can do it!
  100. You can express your love in more languages.

listen sometimes ur brain just comes up with ridiculous AU ideas & you can either ignore them or roll with it long enough to share it with the world

that being said

Elle Woods as Captain America. 

Things that happened in 90s very early 00s cartoons

  1. Drunk parents
  2. Parents with anxiety
  3. Depressed parents
  4. Neglectful parents
  5. Spoiled brats being forced into reality
  6. Realistic tomboys
  7. Real world events being showed without fear
  8. Abuse
  9. Gambling is bad without having to say it outright
  10. Extreme poverty
  11. Perfectionism downfalls
  12. That even the smartest person can be gullible enough to be conned and taken advantage of .( hey Arnold)
  13. Learning doesn’t have to be boring (wild thornberries)
  14. Family is who loves you not just genetic(cat dog)
  15. Being buff and a jerk will get you no where (Johnny bravo)
  16. Baby shows of every existing show (baby looney toons)
  17. Poc without feeling they were tokens .
  18. Dwarfism without turning into a big deal (hey Arnold)
  19. A show about an internet hero that erriely predicted meme culture … (freakazoid)
  20. Lots of advice about day to day life no one actually sat through (sailor moon dub and etc)
  21. Because you are beautiful doesn’t mean you are a moron(powerpuff girls)
  22. Animators have the filthiest minds in the entertainment business ( animaniacs,ect)
  23. Sometimes cartoons are made that animators themselves have no choice but to make it .( pinky,Elmira and the Brain ! Just listen to the theme song)
  24. That being intelligent is something to be proud of but its not all you are
  25. Friends you have as a kid aren’t meant to be forever (Pepper Anne)
  26. You can be annoyed with your siblings for legitimate reasons and still care about them in your own way ( dexter laboratory)
  27. Also exboyfriends can become stalkers(pepper Anne)
  28. The not to dos about life . By giving us incredibly bitchy protagonists who implodes their own lives to not imitate. ( as told by ginger, brace face,etc)