the boys break their necks

Guy: any girls from California?

Me:

[Snoop Dogg:]
Greetings loved ones
Let’s take a journey

[Katy:]
I know a place
Where the grass is really greener
Warm, wet and wild
There must be something in the water
Sippin’ gin and juice
Laying underneath the palm trees (undone)
The boys break their necks
Tryna creep a little sneak peek (at us)

You could travel the world
But nothing comes close
To the golden coast
Once you party with us
You’ll be falling in love
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

California girls
We’re unforgettable
Daisy Dukes
Bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
We’ll melt your popsicle
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

California girls
We’re undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock
West Coast represent
Now put your hands up
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

Sex on the beach
We don’t mind sand in our stilettos
We freak in my jeep
Snoop Doggy Dogg on the stereo

You could travel the world
But nothing comes close
To the golden coast
Once you party with us
You’ll be falling in love
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

California girls
We’re unforgettable
Daisy Dukes
Bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
We’ll melt your popsicle
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

California girls
We’re undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock
West Coast represent
Now put your hands up
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

[Snoop Dogg:]
Toned, tan, fit an

You know that one word that'll turn you off from reading a fic, even though it is well written?

Apparently that word is “bluenette” for me.

  • Newt: *pins Janson against the wall*
  • Newt: call them subjects one more time and i'll break your bloody neck!!!!
  • Me: YES NEWt
  • Me: YES BOY
  • Me: *pulls out a huge poster of Newt's face*
  • Me: *waves it in the air*
  • Me: YOU TELL HIM
  • Me: THATS MY SON
  • Me: THAT IS MY CHILD RIGHT THERE
  • Me: DO YOU SEE THAT
  • Me: DO YOU FUCKING SEE THAT SHIT
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Dating fuck boy Luke 😏👀👅

• “Babe we shall fuck tonight”
• giving a “wtf” look at his attempt of nice grammar
• “No Hemmings he’s a friend”
• Ass grabbing then him laughing at your reaction
• “Stay away from my girl you prick”
• Trying to avoid him when he is mad
• “Call me daddy”
• epic eye rolls
• “Baby you already know it’s big”
• Cocky here Cocky there
• “You’re way to confident Luke”
• “You can’t blame a guy for trying”
• The day he meets your parents AkA worst day of your life
• “I’m sorry sir she only calls me daddy”
• your dad getting mad at his appearance
• “Break up with him or I’ll break his neck, I won’t accept a fuck boy to date my daughter”

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