the boys aint even mad at it

Dating Teen Sam Drake would include:

I just rlly love Teen Sam so here’s lil list for you all <3 GIF NOT MINE 

Originally posted by z1r43l

- Lots of hugging and holding, he just wants to keep you all to himself
- Nose kisses
- Late night adventures, probably illegal activities too
- sex, literally EVERYWHERE, sometimes you two can’t help it. 
- Him sneaking into your bedroom just to nap beside you or vice versa
- Taking you on late night/early morning motorbike drives when your upset.
- and him never letting you out of his sight

- “I love you.”

- “I know.” super cheesy han solo moments like that because Sam has to always be the cheesy one. 
- Stealing just about every shirt/jumper he has

- “but it’s so warm!”

- “If you take any more of my shirts, I’m gonna have to walk around shirtless.”

- “I don’t mind that.”

- “You will when other girls look at me.”
- Jealousy! intense, Jealousy! Both of you are as bad as each other when it comes to jealousy. 
- Playing with your hair while you try to get some sleep. 
- Weekends spent lounging in bed together, because you both can cuddle for as long as you want. 
- Neck kisses, boy oh boy does he love just holding you from behind and kissing your neck - at the most inappropriate times too-
- Picking you up from behind when you least expect it.
- Drawing shapes on your thighs while deep in thought. 
- did I mention SEX EVERYWHERE? because i’m mentioning it again.
- Both of you tallying up the times you’ve inappropriately turned each other on in public situations. 
- Him not being able to leave without you when he plans on leaving with Nate
- but knowing its safer to leave you behind, and promising to come back for you. 

anonymous asked:

kaminari orders boneless pizza

So when I first saw this request i was just gonna comment how requests where closed but then I was like “what the eff is a boneless pizza” so i looked it up and found this video and honestly i aint even mad but seriously the requests are closed


Kaminari

  • It happens after hes exceeded his wattage limit and has turned into this giggling idiot that his friends should have kept their eyes on
  • Before they know it hes on the phone yelling at the poor pizza man on the other side demanding a boneless pizza
  • They literally have to pry the phone out of this boys hands and hang up while he continues to yell about how he dosnt want no damn bones in his pizza and not to skimp out on the ranch
  • They question their friendship with him and wonder how much longer they have to babysit him until he goes back to normal

Serious question. Why does Camila talk like she’s been in a really serious relationship and like she talks like she IS in love? She almost sounds like shes loved someone for a long time now. I mean, did her relationship with that boy mean that much to her? Does she still have feelings for him? OR, is she talking about another person?

Dating Chen

-just because he’s your boyf doesnt mean he aint gonna troll you
-sometimes you might get mad because of his pranks
-he’ll gain your forgiveness faster than you can say chogiwa
-he’d kiss you until you forgave him
-which would probably turn into an intense makeout session
-ass grabbing at all times
-this boy would be so touchy omfg
-sometimes it wont even be sexual
-while you two cuddle he would just rub your arm just so he can feel you there with him
-WHINEY BABY
-WAeEEEeEEEeYO?
-hes the type to not stop whining till you give him a kiss
-hes such a happy and energetic person and his personality would rub off on you too
-he’d be such a gentleman
-you guys could date for 5 years and he’d still open doors for you and take you on fancy dates
-he’d love getting you cute little gifts
-he’ll see something while browsing and he’ll be like “YES I NEED TO GET THIS FOR MY JAGI!”
-he’d be so loving and caring honestly
- he’ll cook for you when your sick
- will constantly lend you his jacket
- the boys might tease him because hes squishy for you
- he won’t care, he’ll be even more squishy with you when theyre around so he can make them feel awkward
- i see him as a really understanding boyfriend
- it would take a lot to make him jealous
- just because he trusts you so much, he knows you wouldn’t do anything
- high note battles
- which ends up with you guys making noises no human should ever make
-he would take you on all sorts of dates
- from casual coffee dates to a day at an amusement park
-sometimes you guys will just stay in, order a pizza and cuddle
- and those are the best nights because its just you two spending time with eachother
-he’d always keep you in the loop
-would constantly send you updates on tour and would always tell you how much he missed you
-because of his schedules you may not see him for weeks
-but when you finally see him he makes it all better

Originally posted by 5sosfam-phandom

Shit white readers say:

“They can’t be a PoC, they’re rich!”

“They can’t be a PoC, they’re Jewish!”

“They can’t be a PoC, their eyes are blue!”

“They cant be a PoC, they’re pale!”

“They can’t be a PoC, they’re English!”

“They can’t be a PoC, they have light hair!”

“They can’t be a PoC, they have freckles!”

“They can’t be a PoC, the book cover made them white!”

“They can’t be a PoC, the author said so!”

“They can’t be a PoC, one of their parents is white!”

“Stop making everyone a PoC!”

“You already have *insert side character* so you don’t need to make *insert main character* a PoC!”

“But if we made a canonically PoC character be white, you’d call us racists!”

“Not everything needs diversity!”

“They racebent the casting! They’re ruining everything!”

helen-the-hall-monitor  asked:

ok so i recently became vegan and ya grill needs some non dairy ice cream suggestions !!! also ur great and ily

BOI i just bought the vegan ben and jerry’s fudge brownie one today IM SO EXCITED TO TRY IT FINLAND IS SO LATE TO THIS BUT I AINT EVEN MAD AT LEAST I GOT IT. ive been vegan for 2 years so i feel like im kinda a pro at what’s good and what’s not LMAO but here’s some of my favs:

-so delicious in chocolate and cookie dough (the ones made with coconut milk or soy based)
-tofutti cuties in vanilla
-double rainbow’s soy ice creams in mint chocolate chip, vanilla bean, and blueberry
-nadamoo! in birthday cake
-steve’s ice cream in smore’s and cookie butter

Watch on thirstyforkpopvines.tumblr.com

Taehyung: Bias Wrecker.

ALRIGHT LADS 

ITS TIME TO TALLK ABOUT MY BOI ENJOLRAS 

I LOVE HIM? HES SOO GOOD AND PURE/. HED DO SO MUCH SHIT FOR HIS FRIENDS BUDDY I MEAN. HED EVEN LIKE, CLIMB IN GARBAGE FOR HIS FRIENDS. 

HE AINT RUDE!! HE AINT ALL INTERUPPTING HIS AMIGOS WHEN THEYRE TALKING U KNOW?? HE LISTENS AND LOOKS SO INTERESTED ALWAYS AND MAKES SURE THEYRE DONE BEFORE HE TALKS

AND HES SUPPORTIVE. BOY HASNT SLEPT IN TWO DAYS BUT DAMN HES HITTING U UP WITH THAT “HAVE U DRANK ENOUGH WATER TODAY / I VALUE U AS A HUMAN BEING AND AS A FRIEND” TEXT

i love enjolras

taz relisten thoughts (im doing it way out of order and jumping around):
- barry in like, ep 2 or 3, constantly reiterating that he’s barry bluejeans : more depressing now
- i had forgotten about the details of paloma’s second prophecy. fuck, please take a third option
- i aint even there yet but im preemptively getting mad again about the boys jerking roswell around with the command word

omgsomeonesomewhereonearth  asked:

Can you write headcannons for how the rfa act during a fight/how they make up?

i have to be honest with you here, angst is my favourite so i hope you’ll enjoy this!!!! made this a bit too long tho? whoopsies

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Zen

⥁ guess what our boy done? HE DONE DID IT

⥁ he forgot your damn birthday!!!!!!! no way i cant believe he lowkey did that i am dumbfounded your birthday lowkey that got you sad as hell

⥁ you were getting so excited you were expecting BIG THINGS 

⥁ well not really i mean at least you’d hoped to be spending it with him thats all you wanted he was already enough the love of your life 

⥁ but still you knew zen was a a hopeless romantic so nevertheless you thought something cute would pop up right 

⥁ HELL NO he didn’t talk about it all day this damn boy 

⥁ “i mean im sure he just wants to act as if he forgot but he probably didn’t and he’s just waiting the end of the day for a surprise.. RIGHT”

⥁ he actually.. leaves because he says his director called him they have to talk about some stuff for his next movie

⥁ “i’ll try to come back early MC!” ok but still some hopes left??

⥁ you’d make dinner for both of you while he’s gone even though you wanted to spend the whole day with him on this special day you knew work was so important 

⥁ but it was already past 11pm and no signs of him no texts no nothing you were confused

⥁ and then well it just hit you that he may have forgotten it 

⥁ so you were just convincing yourself that it was okay and it wasn’t all that important but truly your eyes were welling up a few seconds after you’re just well on sobbing

⥁ and then HELL NAW THE DOOR CLICKS OPEN ITS 11:30 YOUR MAN IS BACK HOME

⥁ “MC baby? are you here? wait what’s di-” 

⥁ he rushes to y’alls room all panicking and stuff and then he sees your puffy red eyes and wet tears. he freaks out.

“wait why are you crying did someone do this to you? what the hell? oh- OH OH WAIT”

⥁ hits him. fuckinh hard.

⥁ man he spends the night apologising and he’s crying and he’s calling himself the worst boyfriend and its just a whole mess both of u crying what the hell

⥁ the next day he just pampers u and takes you out on the crazing date

birthday sex lol

Jaehee

⥁ this is lowkey your first fight i mean jaehee is just so calm about everything yanno

⥁ somehow you just feel like she isn’t giving you enough attention? always at work

⥁ but not only that even before your relationship you were so unsure wether she liked you or not and went through so many hardships

⥁ and NOW you feel like its happening all over again like you just dont know you feel as if she treats you as a friend nothing more

⥁ and THAT HURTS YOU 

⥁ so she comes back home after work and shall i add she’s still on the phone with jumin

⥁ you’re lowkey starting to get pissed at this point????????why???????

⥁ “hey baby” she just looks at you and PROCEEDS TO ENTER THE HOUSE

⥁ man i cant tell you how red you are at that moment its crazy 

⥁ you couldnt stand it so you just actually cracked up at that moment you didn’t even try to contain yourself you were already so full of it 

⥁ “OH OKAY so that’s how it is now Jaehee Kang? Okay. Right.”

⥁ girly is shook she drops her phone by accident and you see yourself out of the room and actually head to your shared room because you didn’t want her to see you tear up

⥁ she’d follow up because she’s so confused and just go “what’s wrong?” with her hand on her hip like girl

⥁ anyway you’re just crying at this point and you start ranting about how you think she doesnt love you and she shuts you up with a kiss

⥁ GETS HEATED 

Yoosung

⥁ i mean yoosung is way too precious so i don’t think he’d do anything to harm you he loves you so much 

⥁ so your first fight would probably end up being him ignoring you maybe? or you feel as if he doesn’t support you that much

⥁ THERE WE GO AGAIN WITH HIM BEING TOO FOCUSED ON PLAYING LOLOL INSTEAD OF TAKING CARE OF HIM

⥁ you were just absolutely stressed like crazy because you had your finals coming up 

⥁ and yoosung promised you he’d help you study and make you revise and all that shit you know?

⥁ but GUEsS WHAT there was a sort of special event on LOLOL “man it’s totally crazy i cant miss this!!!!!!!!” he’d say 

⥁ that kid didn’t even bother i mean he was just too focused on his game and it was 2am now and you were so stressed and starting to lowkey get upset 

⥁ he didn’t keep his promise? and you felt like you were going to fail everything and you could hear him yelling “YEAAA BOIIIII” all the way to your room

⥁ you finally snapped. literally.

⥁ stomped into the living room and just “i can’t believe this yoosung damn it im trying to study i have my fucking (yoosung gasps) finals tomorrow and i cant study because you keep getting hyped up in here-

⥁ and then you actually just broke in and tears started slipping down your cheeks and hiccups were arriving

⥁ yoosung was on his ass his mouth was on the floor he could not even react he couldn’t believe this was happening  

⥁ seeing him just sitting there you just sighed and your sobs just accentuated so you walked away muttering “you even promised to help”

⥁ our boys suddenly WAKES THE FUCK UP and feels so guilty and he runs to you and hugs you so tightly 

⥁ he’s the one crying now he apologises 39373 times

⥁ “i’LL BURN LOLOL DOWN FOR YOU I SWEAR” ofc ofc

⥁ man he helps you study and its so comforting and YOU ACTUALLY FEEL LIKE YOU’RE GOING TO ACE EVERYTHING


Seven

⥁ we all know this man is secretly an angsty teenager up inside 

⥁ HIS MOODS. MOOD SWINGS SO HIGH YOU AINT EVEN SEEING IT COMING ANYMORE

⥁ ok but you were losing sleep over this? somehow it just made you stress so much knowing he’d just get mad over the tiniest things sometimes

⥁ this week was one of those weeks 

⥁ boy would get so pressed you just hid in your room he wouldn’t even say goodnight anymore BOY HOW THE FUCK YOU DO THIS

⥁ you’d just stroll down the hallway he’d claim you’re making too much noise??? WHAT

⥁ hell it was horrible but you actually wanted you know to try and cuddle with him?? you TOOK YOUR CHANCES ALRIGHT

⥁ it was really late at night maybe 2am something like that and you had woken up just randomly that seemed to happen to you when you knew seven was still out there on his laptop

⥁ so you decided on a strategy to get him to bed so y’all could cuddle because you missed those so much

⥁ you got a tray and put some snacks a drinks on it and slowly but surely take them to him and nudge his shoulder while “hey babe i got this for you”

⥁ this boy is wild he lowkey pushes you away AND THE TRAY FALLS ALL OVER YOU AND YOU’RE ALL WET AND EVERYTHING’S DIRTY and your ass is on the floor and that hurts 

⥁ you stay there in shock i mean you couldnt believe he literally just pushed you away like that

⥁ you start crying and you’re so mad at that moment because you’ve been trying so hard for him and he just goes and does this 

⥁ he is in shock and he cant believe he’s done this either truly???

⥁ you get up and just decide to take your coat because u want to go out for a walk even though its 2am you need fresh air

⥁ BUT HE PANICS AND SUDDENLY WAKES UP AND “WAIT MC!!!”

⥁ he catches up and begs you not to go and he’s crying and shaking and saying he’s sorry and cant stop just saying he doesnt deserve you 

⥁ he drags you inside and you have a  talk but it ends well dont worry y’all cuddling up in bed and whispering i love you endlessly’s as soon as its done

Jumin

⥁ this man right here. of course. you’d have lil fights from times to times but this one well ehh

⥁ he’d come back late and never bother to talk to you i mean what the hell 

⥁ completely decline you emotionally  you felt as if he was never there for you these last couple of days and you weren’t used to it at all

⥁ he’d just prioritise work all the damn time and that made you so so sad 

⥁  not to mention your week was wrecking college was not going good and emotionally you couldnt handle anything 

⥁ you just wanted his kisses and his hugs and his comforting words but you weren’t getting any of that and that absolutely broke you 

 “later mc” “yeah” “i have work” “im busy” “next time” “would you please stop talking im trying to answer to a business mail”

⥁ that was insanely harsh on you elizabeth 3rd even felt your sorrow she’d cuddle up

⥁ friday night after the longest day of college you’ve ever had you just came back in the verge of tears your day went horribly wrong in all the ways it could have 

⥁ lost your money for lunch bad grades coffee spilled all over your clothes arguments with your friends i mean you were a WHACK lets face it 

⥁ came home looking like a wreck you honestly needed comfort thats all you were asking for 

⥁ but this business man was up in his bureau door closed you were shy to just get it 

⥁ but too tired to even try to think about it you just got in and called his name

⥁ he glanced at you for like one nano second and just got back to his work “i have important work right now so just leave lets talk about this later yeah?”

⥁ your jaw dropped. y’all know what else dropped. YOU DROPPED Him jk you couldnt but you were shocked

⥁ you cracked right there and then. “OH. Sorry Mr. Han please warn me next time your girlfriend has a horrible day she needs to take a damn appointment to fucking get to talk with you or at least acknowledge her ok noted.”

⥁ left the room before he had the chance to speak up and before you started bawling your eyes out. you decided to leave the apartment for a few hours or else you’d get an anxiety attack

⥁ you  came back an hour later because it was cold as hell outside and you weren’t ready for that and as soon as you entered the apartment you saw a stressed out jumin sat on the couch with his phone and your phone right next to him

⥁ his hair was all over the place and his face was so pale it was scary 

⥁ as soon as he saw you entering the door he just FELT SO MUCH BETTER HE WAS ABOUT TO GET A HEART FAILURE 

⥁ man he ran to you and took you in his arms and just 

⥁ “i’ll never be this careless ever again you’re my princess im so sorry i apologise this isn’t enough i love you so damn much please forgive me”

⥁ that went on the whole night but let me tell you THAT y’all kissed LIKE NEVER BEFORE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Safaree that diss track is one sided… He mad dissed Meek like i was laughing. But nahh son, dont come for the kid like that. Safaree think he big but you aint even make it out there. “Good luck with them punchlines”… Home boy you aint know what you done… Onika coming for yo ass, talking bout if y'all seen his new bitch… Boy you only in the media news if it has anything to do with Nicki. You can’t have a career if your ex is the only thing that puts you somewhere on the map.

BITCH 👏🏽 YES 👏🏽 TOKIO 👏🏽 HOTEL👏🏽 ARE 👏🏽 STILL 👏🏽 A 👏🏽 THING. 📢

THEY STILL ACTIVE 🔇🔊, THEY STILL MAKIN’ HELLA 🌋🔥 FIRE 🔥🌋 ASS MUSIC 🎶. BILL (BLESS THAT FINE MF👼✨) STILL LOOKIN BETTER THAN US 💁🏽✨ AND I AINT EVEN MAD 😊😊. YA’LL SLEEPIN 💤😴 ON MY BOYS NOW. STAY WOKE 👀😳 AND GET YA WHACK ASSES FROM UP☝🏽🙌🏽 UNDER THAT ROCK🗿. TF 🌚😒

Chapter 42.2

Chris:

 

Four eyes stared at me. Both sets different in appearance and emotion. I looked at my mother. She was glaring at me like she was daring me to stick up for my girlfriend. I knew this look. She was deadass livid right now. My fist clenched and my eyes closed. In my head I could hear all that shit my mom said to Aurora. I heard everything. The other side of my brain pounded; Aurora disrespected my Mama and that shit wasn’t okay. I opened my eyes again, and gazed into hers. She was pleading. Pleading for my help; for me to stick up for her. But I didn’t know if I should. My mother was wrong but so was she.

My eyes traveled back and forth between the two of them and Aunt Christine said something inaudible before leaving the room. I was pissed. For them to be carrying on like this was more disrespect to me then to each other. I’m a grown ass man, if I wanna be with someone I know exactly why I’m with that person. You aint gotta like it, but you gone respect it. My girl is a part of me and if you aint feeling her you aint feeling me. But at the same time that’s my mama..my rock. And aint nobody bout to step to her like that if I got anything to do with it.

Aurora got up and moved slowly toward me “Baby-“ before she could finish I left the room. They got me fucked up. Thinking I’m bout to choose between them. How could they want me to choose between my lover and my mother? The two most important people in my life who I trust with anything and everything. That shit aint right cuh. I could hear hurried feet shuffling behind me but I didn’t look back.

“Don’t’ follow me” I grumbled over my shoulder.

“Chris I’m shoudn’t have talked to your mom like that it was wrong. I just felt attacked” Rory called out. I appreciated her saying that but I wasn’t the only one she needed to say that to. I stopped and turned around.

“Ima need you to say that to my Mama” I crossed my arms over my chest. She gave me a look that said “do I really have to?”. I clenched my jaw and narrowed my eyes. “Deadass Aurora”.

She looked at my mom and sighed. “Ms. Joyce I’m really sorry. I know there’s no excuse for how I acted, I didn’t appreciate how you judged me. But I’m sorry for raising my voice at you.” She looked down playing with her rings.

My mom raised her nose at Aurora making me roll my eyes. “I forgive you. Just don’t lose your head like that again lil girl” anyone could tell she wasn’t being genuine.

“That aint right Ma” I took off walking again.

“Bring your narrow behind back Christopher I have something to say to you” she was following me.

“Not right now ma”

“Christopher don’t you walk away from me! I am your mother and you will listen to me!” I stopped dead in my tracks and turned about.

“Exactly!” I shouted. “You are my mother. You suppose to be supporting me not tryna run my girlfriend off. I’m young! If this is a mistake let me find out for my damn self and learn from it. If I didn’t think she was the one do you think I would’ve brought her to meet you? How you just gone sit up here and judge her and you don’t even know her? You really think I’d bring some hoe to yo house? Really now ma?” I stressed.

She walked up to my face and said through gritted teeth “Christopher you better watch your tone. You might be grown but I’ll still whoop that ass”

I sighed and run my hand over my face. “Look ma I’m sorry aight? But how you expect people to respect you if you don’t respect them? It aint fair on me for yall to be acting like this. From the second Rory walked in the door you been treating her some type of way! Atleast she made the effort ma!”

“I’m just trying to help you baby” her voice was softer now. “I’d hate to see you hurt again knowing I could’ve stopped it”

“I’m aint a little boy no more Mama. You don’t have to hold my hand through everything. I’ll be alright” She looked so worried and vulnerable. Even though I was still mad as fuck at her I scooped her up in a hug. Craning my neck down to her short frame, resting my cheek atop her soft hair. She started sniffling into my chest. “Don’t cry” I squeezed her tighter. “You gotta let go ma.”

“Your still my baby. I don’t care how old you get, Chris” her voice was muffled by my chest.

I kissed her hair. “I know mama, I know” I pulled away and whipped her face.

She grabbed both my hands. “I’m sorry baby”

“I appreciate that but you need to apologize to Aurora”

“I will”

“I mean it Mama” I squeezed her hands. “You did her so wrong”

“I’m know and I’m ashamed. But I’ll try to be nicer to her for your sake.”

“You need to get to know her. She’s the sweetest, most caring girl I know” I couldn’t help but smile when thinking about Aurora. My bae was a gem.

She looked deeply into my face and stayed silent, she looked lost. Mama looked like she’d just realized something. “Chris, you really like this girl don’t you?” she asked slowly.

“More than you would ever know” I looked past her and smiled at my baby. Her innocent face was hot pink and smiled at me dreamily like it was the first time she’d heard me say I liked her. Mama looked back at Rory let go off me. She smiled apologetically at Rory and chuckled.

“Come her honey” she opened her arms and laughed. Rory laughed and walked over to my mom and they hugged.

“I’m so sorry dear.” She whispered and Rory nodded. “I should’ve accepted you”

Rory pulled away. “It’s okay, we have time to start over” she gave my mom that big smile that always made my heart skip a beat. She was effortlessly perfect.

“Yes we do sugar, yes we do.”