the bowl is massive

today is october 17th 2017 which means that exactly 30 years ago today high-school-aged green day played their first EVER show as a band in a bbq joint to a crowd of around 25 people (mostly friends and family). billie and mike were only 15 at the time.

fast forward to 2017 and green day is now finishing up their revolution radio tour. during this tour, the band played at massive venues including hyde park, the rose bowl, central park, and wrigley field, with some shows having over 65,000 attendees.

happy 30th anniversary to green day. we love you so much.

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In their latest video, the Slow Mo Guys team up with the Blue Man Group for some high-speed hijinks, some of which make for great fluidsy visuals. Their first experiment involves dropping a bowling ball on gelatin. The gelatin goes through some massive deformation but comes out remarkably unscathed. Gelatin is what is known as a colloid and essentially consists of water trapped in a matrix of protein molecules. This gives it both solid and liquid-like properties, which means that the energy the bowling ball’s impact imparts can be dissipated through liquid-like waves ricocheting through the gelatin before the elasticity of the protein matrix allows it to reform in its original shape.

The video ends with buckets of paint flung at Dan. The paints form beautiful splash sheets that expand and thin until surface tension can no longer hold them together. Holes form in the sheet and eat outward until the paint forms thin ligaments and catenaries. As those continue to stretch, surface tension drives the paint to break into droplets, though that break-up may be countered to some extent by any viscoelastic properties of the paint. (Image and video credit: The Slow Mo Guys + Blue Man Group, source)

the losers club + disneyland

this is my life and soul i did so much research and drank so much coffee 

the losers club + disney

just an fyi this does take place in the 60’s, the losers are in their senior year of high school

-since the beginning of the losers senior year, they wanted to go somewhere fun for their senior trip at the end of the year. they tossed around ideas of going to the beach, but everyone was going to go to the beach. ben remembered the way beverly talked about rollercoasters and remembered the (horrible) mickey mouse voice richie would do whenever disney was mentioned, then piped up with the idea of going to Disneyland for their senior trip. everyone was immediately on board.

-the losers picked up extra hours and covered other people’s shifts at work to save for the trip. per usual, ben kept track of the money and divided it up between gas, hotel rooms, tickets to the park, and food. driving two days to california wasn’t going to be cheap.

-richie worked on all of his disney park character voices all year

-the losers started walking everywhere in order to save money for gas

-finally, senior trip season came and the losers were so excited for their trip

-the plan was to drive two cars, because not everyone and their luggage would fit into just one car. eddie, mike, and richie loaded their things in eddie’s ford consul classic, and bill, stan, beverly, and ben loaded up stan’s toyota publica.

-the night before setting out they all stayed over at stan’s house because if they didn’t, everyone knew richie would wake up late and hold everyone up an extra hour.

-they woke up early so they could drive as long as they could, so around 4:30am (the original plan was to leave at 4, but they quite literally had to drag richie out of bed), the loser’s finally set out on the road.

-in eddie’s car, richie was asleep in the passenger seat and mike was laid out across the back seat, and eddie was humming to himself to stay awake. whenever richie would start snoring (LOUDLY), eddie would push his head to the other side

-in stan’s car, ben and bev shared the backseat. bill offered to drive first because he could tell that stan was still exhausted. stan slept in the passenger seat with his head resting on top of the middle compartment. bill would occasionally comb the hair out of stan’s eyes with his hand.

-around 6am, richie finally woke up because eddie pushed his head a little too hard and it hit the window. richie complained for three hours, which woke mike up. the complaining didn’t stop with richie’s head: “Eds, I will eat my hand if we don’t eat soon.” “Eddie why is this road so bumpy?” “Your poor driving skills are hurting my head.” “Just honk at Bill until he pulls over so we can talk about breakfast!!”

-in response to this, eddie swerved the car back and forth to get him to stop. finally, bill started to slow down and turned onto a side street, so eddie followed them to a small diner off the interstate.

-they all sat on the bar area then ordered massive amounts of food. it was hard for the cooks and waitresses to keep up. richie had no less than six plate-sized waffles, a dozen eggs, and too much sausage and bacon. the others eventually stopped counting and wondered how he stayed so skinny. stan and eddie topped off an entire pot of coffee. between beverly and bill, they polished off five tall glasses of chocolate milk. stan and bill demolished three dozen eggs. eddie and stan tore through a massive batch of french toast. mike downed one bowl of grits and one bowl of oatmeal. bev and ben lost count of how many hashbrowns they consumed. then finally, stan and mike split a blueberry parfait.

-full bellies, they hit the road again, only this time mike drove eddie’s car and beverly joined him, eddie, and richie. stan drove his car with bill riding shotgun and ben in the backseat.

-after countless hours of driving and numerous bathroom stops, ben, now driving stan’s car, pulled over and so did mike. they all got out of the car and decided to drive through the rest of the night in hour and a half shifts while the other people in the car would sleep

-they stuck with this all night, and when the sun came up, they repeated the whole process again. breakfast, drive, gas, lunch, drive, gas, drive, diner, gas, midnight snack, gas, drive and sleep in shifts.

-after nearly two days on the road, everyone was ready to kill each other. between richie’s often complaining and loud music, beverly and eddie having to pee constantly, bill not being able to sit still, mike and ben’s never ending hunger, and stan’s lack of sleep and energy, everyone was ready to murder.

-at three am, stan finally saw the lights of the massive Disneyland Hotel and nearly started crying, he was so happy to get out of his car. he laid on the horn to alert mike driving behind him, and mike honked back, just as relieved as stan.

-they parked side by side in the parking lot and awoke anyone else who was sleeping. bill literally had to pull richie and eddie out of the backseat of the car. they checked in and went up the stairs to their rooms. richie, eddie, and bev stayed in a two bed room, and bill, stan, mike, and ben stayed in another. their rooms were across from one another and they had keys to each other’s rooms.

-the second the losers saw their beds, they kicked off their shoes and went straight to sleep. no one even bothered to change clothes.

-they slept until noon. bev was the first person awake and she did her best on waking up richie and eddie. it wasn’t easy at all. richie would not let go of his pillow, and eddie kept rolling around and avoiding her. she went across the hall to get the others up, because she knew if anyone would get richie and eddie out of bed, it would be bill or mike.

-bill got eddie and richie out of bed, finally, then everyone got dressed and ready to get something to eat and maybe hit one of the parks today. they walked downstairs to the small, overpriced in-hotel restaurant and got a table for seven.

-after a very late brunch, they decided to go into the parks. they drove a short drive to the massive lot, then made the trek up to the front of the park. they purchased their first day passes and excitedly waited for one another at the opening of main street.

-richie was the last one out and got so excited he did a cartwheel, nearly knocking over a hot dog seller.

-they walked through some of the Main Street shops and looked at souvenirs for what felt like hours.

-richie dared mike to squeeze into a snow white dress for five bucks and mike sure as hell did it. bev pulled out her mom’s polaroid camera she was allowed to borrow and snapped a photo of mike

-ben spent a solid twenty five minutes looking at the collection of character pins, picking out the perfect one for beverly. he ended up going with the classic minnie mouse, wearing a red polka dot skirt. he purchased it and tucked into the pocket of his newer, smaller pair of blue jeans.

-richie ended up buying himself and eddie each a pair of mickey ears to wear around the parks.

-stan bought bill those ridiculous oversized slippers that were shaped like donald duck feet

-mike bought a tinkerbell charm bracelet for his girl back in derry

-after they spent too much money on souvenirs, they walked more of main street and looked for any characters that were out. bev especially wanted to see pinocchio and “honest” john.

-richie declared that he was hungry and dragged eddie to go find something to eat with him while the other losers continued looking for characters and sights to see

-richie bought one of those huge turkey legs and ate everything except a few bites that eddie stole. they walked around a bit, richie holding the turkey leg and taking huge bites out of it, all the while holding eddie’s hand with his free one. families passing watched in awe as the tall, skinny, lanky boy utterly demolished the giant sized turkey leg.

-they met back up with the other losers in front of the castle and saw that the sky was beginning to turn orange and pink as the sut set. they agreed on eating at the Casa de Fritos for dinner. despite already eating a turkey leg the size of jupiter, richie ate like a king. eddie lost count of how many tacos richie put down, but he already knew it was going to be fart city in their room tonight.

-when they got out of the restaurant it was dark and a lot less crowded. bev and ben suggested that they hit the rides that were still open, so the losers rolled into Tomorrowland and got in line for the Matterhorn first.

-since the bobsled cars were two person cars, one person had to stay behind and watch everyone else’s stuff. bill called nose goes and richie was the last one, so he took everyone’s stuff and sat on a bench. eddie said that he would ride it again with him and some of the others did too. bill and eddie in one car, mike and stan in another, and bev and ben in another.

-when they came off the ride with wet hair and damp clothes, bev opped to sit out and try to dry her white bell sleeved top. ben pulled off his teal zip up jacket and gave it to bev, who looked rather cold and uncomfortable

-in total they rode Matterhorn, Rocket to the Moon, and Astrojet before the parks began to close.

-a tired richie dragged alongside eddie, a worn out bill walked beside stan, stan’s arm around bill’s shoulders, and a near-sleep bev holding onto ben and mike. The losers trudged toward their cars and drove back to the hotel.

-eddie basically had to drag and toss richie into bed, which was not an easy task. richie kept pulling eddie’s hair and telling him to just let him sleep. “Yeah, great idea Rich. I’m sure the hotel staff would love a bunch of little kids’ Disneyland dreams ruined because there was a freakishly tall man who reeks of turkey legs lying on the floor.”

-mike and ben dropped bev off at her, eddie, and richie’s room then went back to their shared room with stan and bill, only to find bill asleep and stan trying to pull bill’s shoes off.

-midnight rolled around. bev couldn’t take it anymore. richie was farting up a mighty storm. she gathered her things, wrote a note for eddie and richie, ran downstairs for the front desk, and asked for another room. luckily, she got one on the same floor as the other losers, but a few rooms down.

-the next day, the plan was to hit as many parks as possible. Fantasyland was first on the list and even though none of them would admit it, they were all giddy

-they walked down main street and through Sleeping Beauty’s Castle and into Fantasyland. the second richie saw the Mad Tea Party cups, he screamed “FUCK YES” and nearly got them kicked out of the park.

-On Dumbo’s Flying Elephants, bill and richie would reach out as far as they could to try and touch the top of surrounding tents, continuously getting yelled at

-in Frontierland, they rode the Mine Train twice, then got lunch in the New Orleans Square. the waitress was very annoyed because richie kept talking to her in his overdrawn southern accent, and as he said “topped of with a louisiana dialect, it’s the bees knees”

-richie, mike, and ben ate six plates of beignets

-ben threw up on the way to Safari Jungle Cruise

-on the Jungle Cruise, richie got sprayed by one of the fake elephants and bev snapped a polaroid just before it happened, titling it “A Moment Before Disaster”

-stan dipped his hand in the water and a duck quacked at him

-they went back to Fantasyland in hopes of finding and taking pictures with some of the characters

-bev spotted pinocchio and “honest” john by Monstro the Whale as they walked into Fanstasyland and screamed at the top of her lungs. she dragged ben by the arm and the others followed. she posed and snapped numerous photos with them. she had the biggest smile.

-eddie spotted peter pan, who had been richie’s favorite for years, and they took pictures with him. richie’s favorite was the one of himself and Peter standing in the famous Peter Pan stance with their fists on their hips and their chests puffed out

-they all snapped polaroids with their favorite characters until bev only had two photo films left

-they shopped around a bit more, buying keychains and magnets for siblings and family members

-the sun began to set again, and families with younger kids began leaving the parks. the losers all got mickey mouse shaped warm pretzels and sat in front of Sleeping Beauty’s Castle. bev asked a bystander to take a photo of them, all sitting together on the pink and blue sidewalk. the photo came out of the camera and the losers watched it develop. bill was sitting farthest to the left, taking a bite of his pretzel and winking. stan sat next to him, looking and grinning at bill and holding the mickey ears of his pretzel behind bill’s head. ben and bev sat next to each other, their arms crossing each others and taking a bite of each other’s pretzel. richie sat between mike and eddie his arms slung around both of their shoulders. richie and eddie were wearing their matching mickey mouse ears. mike was taking a bite of the pretzel in richie’s hand, and eddie had his head on richie’s shoulder, his tongue out and eyes crossed. bev grinned and titled the sweet, quintessential losers club photo : “SENIOR TRIP / THE LOSERS TAKE DISNEYLAND.”

-later that night, there was a firework show above the castle. the losers sat and watched the glowing bursts of lights in the sky. it was a sweet moment for them.

-bev held up her camera and told the boys to scoot in. with her last photo film, she snapped the photo of her and her best friends on the best night of their lives.

ahhhHHHHHHHHHH

The perfect date

Daisuga- Their perfect date would have to be a picnic in the park while watching the sunset, all the while holding each other close and enjoying each others company.

Iwaoi- Their perfect date would have to be at the small diner, cheap and cheerful but still amazing food, not that they spend that long caring about food when they spend most of the night admiring the other.

Tsukkiyama- Their perfect date would have to be baking cakes, even though the floor get everywhere, even Yamaguchi’s nose which totally wasn’t Tsukki’s fault nope. It usually ends with sweet tasting kisses filled with love and complete adoration. 

Kagehina- Their perfect date is basically a full day of volleyball because what’s better then syncing perfectly with the one you love? What’s better then spending the day with the one you love doing the thing you love?

Kyouhaba- Their perfect date consist of three things: 1. Beauty and the beast 2.A comfy surface, usually a bed and 3. A massive bowl of popcorn. However half way through the movie Yahaba usually ends up falling asleep on Kyoutani’s lap- which is what he would argue is the best part of the date.

Kuroken- Their perfect date would have to be them playing mario cart at home, while hugging, just the two of them. Enjoying each others company, as if they were the only people in the world.

letswreakhavoc  asked:

A cool fanfic idea maybe: Alex and maggie share the couch for movie night and under the blanket maggie is being handsy and trying to be sneaky - ensue concerned and innocent kara and her x-ray vision

In her head, she blames Kara.

Blames Kara because she’s the one that picked a lesbian film for movie night, and damn she should have known that a trademark of crappy lesbian films is so. Much. Sex.

So of course she’s going to get handsy.

Under Kara’s blanket.

On Kara’s couch.

Next to Kara.

Next to all of Kara’s friends.

With Kara’s sister.

Kara was the one who chose the film, who had such a fucking hot sister, so damn if Maggie wasn’t going to act on it.

Just a little bit.

So she snuggles closer into Alex, and Alex sighs contentedly, and Winn awws and Alex tosses a lazy, affectionate kick at him and he smiles and she smiles back, because she doesn’t know where she’d be without him.

She wraps the blanket tighter around them, and Kara glances their way and smiles, because she’s never seen her sister melt like this, never seen her sister affectionate like this. Never seen her sister happy like this. Kara meets James’s eyes and they both grin silently, secretly, happily.

Because Alex deserves the world, and Alex has Maggie Sawyer, and that is just perfect.

So Kara digs deeper into her bowl of popcorn and she throws her attention at the movie, at yelling out comments with Winn and James, and she doesn’t immediately notice that Alex and Maggie aren’t quite as verbal as they usually are during movie night.

Doesn’t notice when Maggie raises her head slightly and whispers something in Alex’s ear. Something that sounds an awful lot like I want you, and Alex squirms slightly and nods almost imperceptibly.

Almost imperceptibly.

Almost.

But Maggie detects, so Maggie picks up on it.

Picks up on the way that Alex shifts, slowly, subtly, reaching for Maggie’s hand under the blanket and bringing it between her legs, forcing a slightly belated laugh when Winn shouts out what an awkward camera angle that was, why would anyone film something like that, and when Alex squeaks slightly because she’s guiding Maggie’s hand into her jeans, it’s timed perfectly with a joke in the film that has the other Superfriends laughing uproariously, and Maggie smirks, proud of herself for her timing.

Her fingers explore Alex’s clit and nothing has ever been hotter than watching Alex bite her lip and try to control the rolling up of her hips, trying to control the sounds Maggie knows she wants to make, the way Maggie knows she wants to toss her head back and whine out her name.

She knows, because she wants to do the same things.

But she can’t, they can’t, because when you’re taking the risk of being this handsy under the blankets at movie night, there are trade offs you have to make.

But Maggie forgot about one thing.

Forgot that her girlfriend’s kid sister might be wrapped up in her food, wrapped up in the movie, wrapped up in joking with her friends, but her girlfriend’s kid sister also can detect heart beats. Can detect pulse rates.

Can detect that Maggie’s heart, apparently apropos of nothing, is suddenly racing, hard, fast, and strong. And Alex’s heartbeat is doing the same.

Kara adjusts her glasses and turns with a furrowed brow to her sister and her sister’s girlfriend, confused, because sure, maybe she’s not a relationship expert, but she’s pretty sure that snuggling like that is supposed to calm you down, not rile you up.

Alex shifts her hips slightly, her bottom lip caught between her teeth, even as both her and Maggie’s eyes are fixed devotedly on the screen, and Kara remembers the mission they were on yesterday, another attempt to find Jeremiah, and she remembers that Alex had taken a bit of a beating before getting the upper hand and giving a beating herself.

She must be in pain, and she must be trying to hide it, and if only Kara can see exactly what’s hurting her, she can make sure she gets the right treatment, even if Alex is too stubborn to ask for it.

So she lowers her glasses slightly and she x-rays her eyes through the blanket, and three things happen all at once.

She squeaks, and popcorn from her massive bowl is suddenly all over the living room, and she fixes her eyes on the TV screen like she’s never been so fascinated by any movie ever in the entire history of time and space.

“Sorry,” she mutters as everyone turns to stare at her. “Just had a thought. Um, a story idea. Um, no, not a story idea, just a… just thinking about something, just… wow, isn’t this movie great? Lesbians, huh?”

James furrows his brow at Kara, torn between concern and amusement, but Winn’s eyes are locked on Alex, on Maggie, on Alex, on Maggie. His eyes flit between their matching deer-in-the-headlights expressions, and then lower slowly down to the blanket under which, for some reason, both of their hands are.

He smiles slowly, wickedly, and tilts his head and raises his eyebrows at Alex.

“Shut it, Schott,” she scowls, but her slightly upturned lips and her furiously blushing face, and the fact that Winn is pretty sure he knows exactly how handsy Maggie’s just been, makes her a lot less intimidating than usual.

“Oh, I’m not saying a word. But nice work corrupting both of the Danvers girls, in such different ways and yet in one fell swoop, Detective Sawyer. Nice work indeed.”

Maggie tilts her head in the perfect picture of confusion, the perfect picture of innocence, and James finally catches on, and suddenly his face is all smiles but he’s finding the movie as fascinating as Kara determinedly is.

“Maggie’s awesome, Kara, can we keep her?” Winn asks, still grinning like it’s Christmas morning, because god will he never let Alex live this down.

Kara doesn’t move her eyes from the screen, but she leans over with a slight grin and grabs a fistful of popcorn that had landed in Maggie’s lap.

“As long as everyone wears layers instead of blankets next time, we can keep her forever.”

anonymous asked:

Do you ever think Damian is a smol angry Ewok

Well well my buddy my guy consider this my dude:


Jason is injured and confined to the manor. Dick initiates a ‘family movie night’ by plopping down on the other side of the couch with a massive bowl of popcorn and Jay is too sore to fight.


Eventually the whole family has wandered in, and everyone’s trying to quietly enjoy their Star Wars marathon. But Jason keeps piping up with “that’s dick”, “that’s Tim”, “That’s Steph”, etc, whenever characters do things.


Finally they’re on Return of the Jedi, and the Ewok scene shows up. Jason’s falling asleep so he’s slacking off on the ‘thats *blank*’ thing, to most of the family’s relief.


But then the Ewoks come out and first Tim chokes on his popcorn but once he recovers, he shouts ‘that’s DAMIAN’ and Jason laughs so hard he can’t breathe and Stephanie snorts milkshake out of her nose and Dick covers his face with a pillow so Damian can’t see him laughing.


It’s Tim and Jason’s favorite joke for the next two weeks.

The Super Bowl is a massive display of capitalism, contracts, and fragile masculinity. We can only assume that Lady Gaga had to deal with these constraints as she planned her performance — especially following the accusations Beyoncé received last year for displaying Black Pride on a national stage. So in this case, rather than not show up at all, she allowed her art to be the activism. She played within the confines and outwitted them as best she could. It’s up to us to read between the lines.
—  Teen Vogue
Auston’s Big Sister - Frederik Andersen

Anonymous said: Hey! I was wondering if you could write a cute one for Freddie Anderson! Maybe your like Auston’s older sister or something and he tries to set the two of you up when you come to Toronto to visit? Your last one with William was so cute! 😍 thanks! 

 A/N: I loved this little idea! I tweaked it just a bit but the main plot is still there! Hope you enjoy!

Requested: Yes/No

Characters: Freddie Andersen, Auston Matthews, Mitch Marner (minor Connor Brown and Zach Hyman)

Words: 2,232

Warnings: None

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usha [ jin ]

verb : to enjoy looking at the opposite other ; appreciate their beauty by staring.

knock knock. who’s there? two idiots who are in love with each other.

pairing: kim seokjin x reader
genre: fluff
type: hogwarts au
word count: 2,380 words
warnings: none
author’s note: it’s been over two months since i had last written anything, and last night, i was reminded again of how intrinsically rewarding and absolutely wonderful writing is after talking to @jheartseok, so thank you again, ave ♡ this is based on bits of my own dreams and how i see #seokfie aka @syubits and jin in a hogwarts au ily elfie even though i know you love jimin most but you refuse to admit it still


As one of the Hufflepuff prefects, you are making your rounds around the basement floor in the hallway opposite from your house’s entrance. You had passed the barrel fifteen minutes ago, now strolling down the kitchens corridor. It is quiet, which is the usual noise level down here. Hufflepuff students tend to stick to curfew hours more so than other houses, so you rarely find them sneaking out. Any clamor made by the house elves in the kitchens is sealed away behind the massive painting of the fruit bowl. You have not seen The Gray Lady floating by, so you assume she is haunting a place elsewhere tonight.

 A soft melody stuck in your head, you hum quietly and loosely hold your wand in hand, rhythmically tapping the tip of it against the side of your thigh as you continue your stroll. Suddenly, the edge of a heavy metal painting frame makes its way into your peripheral vision, and you quickly scamper away before you can suffer from a possible concussion, or a future visible bump on the forehead at the very least. 

Your eyes are met with the outer corner portion of an ebony cloak first, then the golden lining stitched inside of it, and finally, the rather handsome side profile of the perpetrator is brought into view. Moments later, you can clearly see the man you caught red handed, who is still hastily attempting to shove something beneath his robe—Merlin’s beard, is that a two layer, frosted, decadent chocolate fudge cake with all the works?

“Seokjin, what the heck?”

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anonymous asked:

How about headcanons for Mafia! Dazai on how he acts with his kids,please? (/ω\*)

If Dazai had a kid in the mafia I think it’d be limited to one accident, so I’m going to write these with his daughter Haruko I always hc/write him with when I do Daddy!Dazai ^^


• On days where you’re trying to run errands or just need a few hours to yourself Dazai is quick to scoop up his daughter and let her run around the mafia HQ. She scribbles on the walls, knocks over expensive things in Chuuya’s office, and sometimes she even braids Akutagawa’s hair if she wants. Nobody says anything to Dazai’s daughter, and if someone does have the balls to punish Dazai’s kid they’re quickly corrected.

• Dazai’s office is littered in his daughter’s toys. He rarely picks them up nor does he give a damn about them being there. If anything he’s constantly buying her more things to stack in his office because it gives him a reason not to be doing boring paperwork if he’s ever stuck in there longer than half an hour. And he gets a kick out of seeing Akutagawa’s face when he nails his knee on a big plastic pink castle.  

• When he’s feeling lonely or irritated with work Dazai snags his daughter from school and drags you both out to lunch. More often than not these lunch excursions turn into afternoon family dates. Trips to the beach, any festivals going on, or simply taking your daughter to the park. If your daughter’s teachers try to get uppity about her skipping school Dazai simply flashes that mafia-boss smile and reminds they’re on his payroll and if he wants to see his daughter he’ll damn well do what he pleases. His remarks turn personal if they attempt to give him any lip after his initial response, and on more than one occasion he’s left the principle near tears.

• Dazai threads strategy into your daughter’s life and has since the moment she could walk. Playing hide and seek is one of Dazai’s favorite ways to test how much of his intelligence was passed on to his little princess, but he doesn’t make it obvious to her. It’s just daddy playing with her and when she’s hiding behind a very thin lamp Dazai pretends to search forever for her, feigning terror when he can’t “find her”. Once she comes out from hiding he wraps her in a big hug and smothers her with kisses.

• When Dazai is home before she’s asleep Dazai takes over the bedtime routine. Since his work keeps him out closer to midnight pretty often he rarely gets to be included in the nightly rituals you’ve developed with Haruko so when he gets the opportunity he goes full speed. He offers to bring home dinner (usually fast food Haruko loves) and asks her a million questions at the table. From school to friends to obscure news headlines Dazai talks with his daughter until he’s out of breath. Bath time ends up being more of a mess than a clean-up as Dazai has found the amazing world of bath tub crayons. He draws out scenes for Haruko, anything she asks for, and together they create a huge collage. Afterwards he reads Haruko to sleep and just stays in bed with her for a while holding her and keeping her snuggled to his chest.

• Movie nights are a common occurrence during the colder months. Dazai makes a cozy blanket fort with hot chocolate and a massive bowl of popcorn. He plants Haruko on his left and you on his right and snuggles you both into his chest. If Haruko picked out the movie nine times out of ten Dazai falls asleep within the first half an hour, quietly of course, head plopped on your shoulder and nose buried in the crook of your neck.



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I shot this a couple weeks back when I was out skating with some friends. This bowl was massive - like 10 - 14 foot deep massive - unfortunately the thing was full of cracks, leaves and rubbish. We may try clean it out next time but the cracks are a thing of nightmares. Biggest bowl I’ve ever seen that’s for sure. Maybe one day…

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alphapokemontrainer  asked:

SDR2 girls on their first date with fem S/O please c:

Okie dokie you got it >_~

SDR2 Girls on their first date with Fem!S/O

Chiaki Nanami:

- Literally spent a the week before playing dating sims 

- You’ve got this Chiaki. It’s exactly the same except the options don’t pop up behind her

- You agreed to meet at the park but it looks like you aren’t there yet

- So of course, Nanami gets out her console and begins gaming

- After a while, she feels someone gently shaking her

- “Hello Nanami - san!”

- She gives you a good look and she must admit, you look a lot better than all the characters in games

- Okay. Here I go

- She exhales quickly before blurting out a

- “Do you want to get married at a space station?”

- “Huh?!”

- Nailed it

- You just kind of spend the rest of the date talking about your latest gaming achievements and leaning on her shoulder as she plays GalaOmega

- “Hey, S/O - san”

- “What is it?”

- “I’m very bad at dating sims so… I don’t really know if this is what you do but”

- She turns her head and gives you a quick kiss on the cheek before returning to gaming

- Omg why is she such a cutie?!

Peko Pekoyama:

- She had no idea what to do

- Does she have to take you somewhere nice? Expensive? 

- This is so stressful

- She called you several times beforehand asking for your opinion but you’d simply giggle in response

- “As long as we both have fun, I don’t mind Pekoyama - san!”

- In the end, she just invites you to her house

- “I hope you don’t mind… I couldn’t think of anything bet-”

- “I love it! I brought some movies and popcorn!”

- You grin as you shake a plastic bag

- She smiles as she takes it off of you and shows you to the living room

- You begin figuring out what all the remotes do as she excuses herself into the kitchen

- By the time you set up the movie, she returns with a massive bowl of popcorn and some drinks

- You start off by sitting on each end of the sofa, the tray between you

- But as the movie advances, you sneakily move your hand closer to hers

- And closer

- Until eventually you place your hand over hers and give her a little squeeze

- You can see a faint blush on her cheeks for the rest of the movie

Mahiru Koizumi:

- She was actually really excited

- She even recommended a nice place where you could meet!

- “F/n - chan! Look over here!”

- You turn your head and then hear a click sound

- Koizumi is just smiling at you, camera in hand

- She laughs quietly before walking over to you

- “Sorry that it was so sudden! You just looked so happy and cute and I just couldn’t help it”

- She shows you the picture and you’re instantly complimenting her

- “Wow! You’re so good at photography Koizumi - san! Let’s go find more pretty places!”

- You end up taking turns as you pass some interesting places

- Although you insist on having one picture with her 

- So you end up taking a selfie, your arm around her and your hand showing a peace sign while she’s just laughing at the camera

Mikan Tsumiki:

- She’s really nervous!

- But she rehearsed what to say like 50 times

- So she feels… Ready

- “Hey hey Tsumiki - san!”

- “O-Oh! S/O - san… How is the weather!”

- Wait that’s not what she was meant to say

- The poor girl has tears in her eyes now 

- “Um, I think it’s really good today haha”

- You open your arms and offer her a smile

- “Are you s-sure?”

- You give her a nod and she awkwardly shuffles close to you

- “Don’t be nervous Tsumiki - san, it’s only me after all haha”

- “Um… Okay. I will do my best!”

- You smile and take her hand

- The conversation is just simple small talk at first but after a while she begins to open up more and tell you about herself

- “I’m not r-rambling too much right?! Please stop me i-if I do!”

- You giggle as you shake your head

- “No no! I think all of this is super interesting! Please do continue”

- She then gives you the most beautiful smile you have ever seen

Ibuki Mioda:

- She was a literal ball of energy

- You asked her what she wanted to do and she simply replied with

- “Ibuki wants to do something she hasn’t done before!”

- So, you decided minigolf would do the trick

- You weren’t the best at it but you weren’t absolutely terrible

- So you managed to get a par and birdies

- Mioda on the other hand…

- “Hahaha! Look F/n - chan! Ibuki swung so hard the ball landed in Hole 18!”

- “… We’re at Hole 2″

- “Ehhh? Ibuki thought the point was to get it as far as possible!”

- Needless to say, you won

- But you never laughed so much in your life

- “Kyaaaa! F/n - chan is so cuteeeee!”

- She literally jumps at you and gives you a tight hug before you part ways

Sonia Nevermind:

- You thought a cafe would be a nice place for a first date

- But then again, would a princess really want to go to a cafe?

- “Oh wow! Is it one of those with the girls dressed like maids?! Yes yes let us go there!”

- You meet her right outside the door and she’s jumping with excitement

- “S/O - san!”

- She gives you a smile and extends her hand

- You’re not too sure what she was going for here but you just kinda take it and give it a small kiss

- She giggles at that before looking right in your eyes

- “S/O - san, no need to treat me like a princess all the time, I’m your girlfriend afterall”

- “R-Right, sorry, force of habit.. I guess?”

- She giggles again before taking your hand and pulling you inside

- She gasps at pretty much everything

- “Wow! S/O - san! They drew a cat on my coffee!”

- :’) Sonia - san, why are you so pure

Hiyoko Saionji:

- You suggested going to a theme park seeing as a new one opened recently

- “Yayyyy! I’m going to go on all the rides!”

- Are you even tall enough for them?

- You smile and nod as she tugs you along

- “Hey Big Sis S/O we have to go to one of those stands!”

- She points to one with the biggest teddy bear you have seen

- “Hm? Do you want to win me something Saionji - san?”

- “Of course not silly!”

- Ouch.

- “You’re the one who’s going to win something for me!”

- You roll your eyes but you can’t help a laugh escaping your lips

- “Alright alright, I’ll try my best”

- She smiles before jumping on your back and wrapping her arms around you

- “Let’s go let’s go let’s go!”

- It takes you 5 tries

- But you finally win

- The bear is literally as big as her but you’ve never seen such a big smile before

- “Bis Sis S/O is the best! Let’s go on another date soon okay?!”

Akane Owari:

- You took her to a place with an all you cat eat buffet

- It wasn’t exactly… Romantic but you knew she’d love it

- “Woah! Look at how much food they have here!”

- “Mm, and it’s an all you can eat too so… Have fun”

- She throws and arm around you and ruffles your hair

- “You spoil me too much you know. I know! When we get back you can use my boobs as a pillow!”

- That’s… One way to repay someone I guess

- You just nod before letting her go to the buffet

- It doesn’t take long for her to devour about ¾ of it

- “S/O try this one, it’s good”

- You open your mouth to ask her what that is but she instantly shoves the food in your mouth instead

- “Good right?”

- You give her a nod as you chew

- She flashes you a smile before returning to her food

♫Lead Me Out Of The Dark- Crown The Empire// Marauders Era: Regulus x Reader

Request:  could you do a imagine with Regulus and his muggleborn girlfriend after he finds out about horcruxes and decides to bring Voldemort down with song ‘Lead Me Out Of the Dark’ by Crown The Empire?

A/N: I know this is one of my more recent requests, and even though I try going in order, sometimes I just get inspired and this was one of those times, so I hope it’s good! I don’t know if it’s exactly what you had in mind, but I hope you like it either way and it was worth the wait!

You never really know anyone’s story, Y/N writes on a torn piece of parchment, ink already staining her fingertips, trapped tears glistening in her y/e/c eyes and filling her soul, not even when you’ve heard it from their very lips time and time again. Not even when you see the honesty in the glimmer of their eyes and know that they are telling you the entire truth, stripped of coats of sugar and hidden details. You never really know anyone’s story, because they don’t know it themselves until it comes to an end.

She takes a deep breath, letting a teardrop fall onto the parchment and leave a grief filled stain at the bottom of the page. Her heart feels heavy as it brims with a storm of words, words she cannot sew together, and emotions she cannot describe that reflect off its velour chambers with unheard sounds. Each breath she takes stings at her lungs as she sits on the worn armchair that he once sat in, his arm wrapped around her waist while he whispered I love yous in her ear, filling her with joy she thought only existed in romance novels.

With a pained sigh, she picks up her quill and dips it into the small bottle of ink that sits by the parchment, the top of which is graced by her looped cursive writing, which almost seems to dance in front of her tear filled eyes. Her lips quiver as she presses the quill to paper.

Regulus Arcturus Black was the love of my life. Pain overflows at the truth filled words that have now left her mind, but she continues. He was a brave, loving, kind man, but no one knew, no one could guess the battles he was leading with himself for the things he was roped into doing, or the Gryffindor-like courage that filled him on that day. No one knew the whole story. No one but me.

The Black family is a cruel one: they could find flaws even in deity and make Merlin himself feel insufficient for the “privilege” of their presence. Regulus was nothing like that, a sob escapes her lips and she finds ink spilling onto the light surface of the table through the parchment that was now holed by the force with which she pressed down the quill. She doesn’t care at all.

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