the bottom one is weird

anonymous asked:

Hi! So I read the rescue bot headcanons for being washed and I LOVED them. Could you write some for mtmte please? Your choice of bots. Thank you!

i mean wow seven years later i can answer this Lmao (for some context, the original prompt is here.)

Rodimus (MTMTE)

  • When you told Rodimus that you were going to wash him up, he was far too excited for his own good. He insisted that you go to a private part of the ship so that you “won’t be interrupted by anybody else who wants a massage too.” You had to remind him that this wasn’t a massage, that he was actually just downright filthy, but other than that you more or less agreed that privacy might be preferable.

  • When you finally started scrubbing him down in the unusually quiet atmosphere of his office, he relaxed into your touch immediately. He was very much content to give himself over to you in a sparkbeat, trusting that you’ll be careful with all the delicate wiring near his transformation seams. You ended up being there for a while longer than you anticipated, actually, but Rodimus was looking absolutely pristine. his armour was like a mirror after you were done with him and now that the hard part was done, all that was left to clean was his face.

  • Rodimus laid his head down on a soft pillow to let you polish up his face. He said nothing as you wrapped your cloth around each flared point of his helm and rubbed in a decidedly arousing way, but you could tell by the heat radiating off his face that he was blushing hard. Oh, also, by the way his fists were clenched so hard you could hear them creak. 

i had a dream about these two random guys getting together and it was the sweetest (and angsty-est) thing at the time - i was so invested! i just had to draw what i remembered!

might make a comic about these two one day once i flesh out their stories more

hope you enjoy this little doodle dump - had a lot of fun bringing them to life :)

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A Night with the Winchesters

SPN Writing Challenge: deans-colette vs. sacrificialackles
prompt: seance + wincest (because I can)
pairings: Sam x Reader x Dean, Wincest
word count: 2396
tags: smut, wincest, threesome, bottom!dean, top!sam (even though I like it the other way around tbh), dirty talk, come play, rimming, anal sex, this is pretty dirty
note: ummm…this got kind of out of hand…muahah. *don’t read it if you don’t like wincest, and don’t complain about it to me*

Originally posted by out-in-the-open

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Simblreen Gift #2 - Veritas Halter Bra

It’s not perfect. There might be some clipping with certain poses and may be some holes I didnt see but I’m like 70 percent proud of it. So it’s here if you want it.

  • 2 recolorable channels
  • There’s one of those weird seams at the bottom and the piping is slightly uneven in the middle. I tried, I’m sorry.
  • Available in Everyday, Sleepwear, and Swimwear
  • Custom CAS Thumbnail
  • Do not convert without asking, reupload, or claim as your own.

💀 Download 💀

TFB Questions!!
  1. what’s your favorite album by the front bottoms?
  2. what’s your favorite song by the front bottoms?
  3. what’s your favorite song from brothers can’t be friends?
  4. what’s your favorite song from I hate my friends?
  5. what’s your favorite song from my grandma vs. pneumonia?
  6. what’s your favorite song from self titled?
  7. what’s your favorite song from talon of the hawk?
  8. what’s your favorite song from the Rose ep?
  9. what’s your favorite song from back on top?
  10. who’s your favorite member of the front bottoms?
  11. what’s your favorite interview that the front bottoms have done?
  12. what’s your favorite live performance you’ve seen of the front bottoms?
  13. what’s your favorite acoustic performance that the front bottoms have done?
  14. what’s your favorite session that the front bottoms have done?
  15. what’s your favorite form of the front bottoms’ social media?
  16. what’s your favorite picture of the front bottoms?
  17. what’s your favorite band that the front bottoms have ever toured with?
  18. what’s your favorite tour that the front bottoms have done?
  19. what’s your favorite music video by the front bottoms?
  20. what’s your favorite the front bottoms’ lyric?
  21. what’s your favorite quote from a member of the front bottoms?
  22. what’s your favorite story about or told by the front bottoms?
  23. what’s your favorite cover another artist has done of a front bottoms song?
  24. what’s your favorite cover that the front bottoms have done?
  25. what’s your favorite video of the front bottoms?
  26. what’s your favorite tour video that the front bottoms have done(the weird ones like when they pour champagne on mat or Brian punches mat over and over)?
  27. what’s your favorite of the front bottoms episodes?
  28. what’s your favorite picture of Brian?
  29. what’s your favorite picture of mat?
  30. what’s your favorite picture of Tom?
  31. what’s your favorite picture of ciaran?
  32. is it mat or Matt?
  33. is it Brian or Steven?
  34. is it ciaran or c dawg?
  35. is it tom, t money, or tommy casino?
  36. what was the first song by the front bottoms you heard?
  37. how did you get into the front bottoms?
  38. when did you get into the front bottoms?
  39. would you ever break up/stop being friends with someone just because they said they didn’t like the front bottoms?
  40. have you ever broken up with/stopped being friends with someone just because they said they didn’t like the front bottoms?
  41. what, if any, the front bottoms merch do you have?
  42. have you ever met any member(s) of the front bottoms? if yes, tell the story.
  43. why do you like the front bottoms?
  44. what bands/artists would you love for the front bottoms to tour with?
  45. what song by another artist would you want the front bottoms to cover?
  46. what piece of the front bottoms merch do you want that they have ever made?
  47. What other artists would you pick to open for your ideal tour headlining the front bottoms?
  48. have you seen the front bottoms in concert?
  49. What questions would you ask the front bottoms if you ever got the chance to interview them?
  50. have you ever slept on someone’s floor instead of in your bed?
  51. have you ever gotten so stoned you fell asleep in the front seat?
  52. have you ever washed yourself with hand soap in a public bathroom?
  53. have you ever taken a picture of someone to hang it in your room, or vice versa?
  54. are you probably uncomfortable?
  55. have you ever spent $437 on something?
  56. do you sleep on a twin size mattress?
  57. do you have any tattoos(done with a safety pin and a ballpoint pen or otherwise)?

koritoprime  asked:

Jon has black hair and blue eyes, so there is an 85% chance Bruce might adopt him by accident

Jon Kent sat on the edge of the bed in his new room. His elbows rested on his knees, head in his hands. He was staring off into space when Alfred knocked on the frame of the open door. “Master Jonathan” Alfred said tentatively “I brought you some lunch” He held out a tray with a sandwich and coke can. Jon gave a little start “Oh thanks Alfred” he said sheepishly “and I wish you’d stop calling me master” his nose crinkled up as he said that. Alfred smiled slightly “well young sir I am an old man with old habits, I’m afraid it’s something you’ll just have to get used to.” Alfred knew it was the wrong thing to say the moment it left his mouth.

Jon’s face fell, “They’re not coming back are they?” His voice was unbelievably sad and Alfred saw the shin in his eyes that meant a fresh round of tears. Alfred came into the room after carefully placing the sandwich tray onto the desk he sat on the bed next to Jon. “Now listen here young man. Your father is Superman and they’re nothing he can not do, and your mother is even more impressive. They will return you just have to have faith in them” It had been 4 weeks since the interdimensional attack and the last time anyone had seen Superman or Lois Lane. In his heart Alfred felt like he was lying. Jon nodded sadly but didn’t start to cry, which was a victory Alfred patted him on the shoulder and quietly left the boy to his thoughts.

He found found Bruce in the cave looking at the massive screen of the cat computer. “Anything Master Bruce?” He’d asked this question a thousand times and the answer was always. “Nothing yet Alfred” Bruce barely looked at him to say it. He leaned back in his seat and rubbed the bridge of his nose, He was bone tired, when Clark had first disappeared Bruce hadn’t slept for 4 days straight, looking looking. He still wasn’t sleeping much, but at least now Alfred reflected he was sleeping at least few hours every night and eating regular meals. 

Bruce looked off into space for a moment before speaking. “Whenever I went missing in the past, Clark always said he wasn’t worried. That he knew I’d come back, that he’d know if I died. That Batman and Superman were so linked in the universe that he’d just know if there was ever a time where I wasn’t coming back” Bruce looked down at his hands studying them. “I always said that was ridicules. He was just projecting feelings backward.” Bruce took a deep shaky breath before going on. “This time though, it does feel different than all the other times he’s gone missing, Alfred I can’t shake the feeling I’m never going to see him again.” 

He looked at Alfred and a whole wordless conversation passed between them. After a long moment Alfred nodded “I believe it would be beneficial to come up with a useful distract for young Master Johnathan” He said. He didn’t say ‘and for you as well’ but that hung unsaid between them. “Hm his father would kill me if I took him out as one of us, and god knows the kind of damage a barely trained meta human will do on the streets of Gotham” Only someone who knew him as well as Bruce did would have noticed the signs of annoyance coming from Alfred. “Sir, with all due respect, it’s been a month, you, Batman the greatest detective in the world, and all the other heroes haven’t found a single useful clue to where either of that boy’s parents are. It’s time we start facing the realities that they’re not coming back. If they’re not, then sir, we are that boy’s family, this family has a family business, a business that is in that boy’s blood as much as any of your sons” Bruce looked away but Alfred knew him well enough to know he’d made his point. 

That night Jon trudged down the stars into the cave, he hadn’t set foot there since coming to live with Bruce a month ago. Batman stood in full uniform and Jon gulped. In a month he’d become much less intimidated why Bruce Wayne, but Batman still gave him chills. “Jon, I know your father would want your training to go on even while he’s away. I’ve been remiss in that area” Batman said emotionlessly. Jon stared at him stupidly “training?” he echoed. Batman fixed him with an icy look “this isn’t a vacation Jon” Jon nodded slowly. “You’re coming out with me” Jon’s eyes bugged out. “um okay, I’ll go get my costume” Jon said half turning toward the stairs. 

“No” Bruce said firmly. Jon turned back confusion written on his face. “It would raise too many questions to have Superboy partnering with Batman.” Bruce said again with no emotion. “We’ll have to find something for you in the cave” He went on. Jon crossed his arms with the first flash of defiance, “I’m not wearing Damian’s hand-me-downs” he said sticking his chin out. A slight smile crossed Batman’s face, “no I was thinking Nightwing could find you something” Out of the shadows a figure in a black uniform with a blue symbol across his chest came into view. Damian’s older brother Dick, Damian talked about him a lot but Jon had never really met him. “Hi Jon” He said with a small wave. “Lets go over to my part of the cave see if we can’t fix you up with something.” 

A few minutes later Jon was twisting back and forth in front of a mirror. He was wearing a mostly black costume, red stripes the mirror of the blue one’s on Nightwing’s costume, run down his arms and over his middle two fingers. The symbol on his chest was the same but repeated 3 times, the one in the middle linked with the stripes along his arms, a smaller one on top and a larger symbol on the bottom. It felt weird wearing a mask, it was red too, Dick had filled in the area around his eyes with eyeshadow the first time Jon wore any make up which was also strange. “So what am I gonna be Nightwing Jr if the bad guys ask?” Jon said looking at how skinny his arms looked in the skin tight suit. 

Dick smiled at him in the mirror. “You know where the name Nightwing comes from?” he asked Jon shook his head, he’d just thought that it had come to Dick in the middle of a rainstorm at midnight or something. “Your dad, as it happens. I quit, well Bruce kinda fired me, from being Robin, long story. I was trying to figure things out, so I went to see your dad. He told me about these Kryptonian myths, about two heroes. Nightwing was one of them, he gave me my name.” Dick was standing right behind Jon now his hands on his shoulders Jon was blinking back tears at all this talk about his dad. “The other hero, his name was Flamebird, that’s you Jon” Jon nodded slowly “Flamebird” he said experimentally. “Nice to meet you Flamebird” Dick said with a smile holding out his hand “I’m Nightwing” 

A little bit of fanfic fanart before I go to sleep. I found a little update from 5blackroses’s One Month Of Fatherhood in my inbox, and it was a wonderful one, with cutie boys Sam and Bucky getting some (nightmare care) attention from Tony. Of course, the other children also came into Tony’s bed, but I just really really wanted to draw Sam and Bucky being the most cared for, for once. =w=

 I don’t know if I’ll finish this, so I’m putting it up as is.

Also, one of Tony’s eyes is a little open. and yes, that’s a drool line coming out of his mouth.


{5.04.17} Rewriting my notes for the graphs of secant and cosecant

Aside from that, my teachers really love piling tests on the day of my final and/or AP exam. I’m not really worried about them though, and I’m grateful that I’ll learn how to balance my time for when I have a schedule full of APs!

Also OMG the year is almost over!! I can’t believe that, in three years from now, I’ll have made up my mind as to what college/university I will attend and will be finishing my final AP exams… tempus fugit, hey?

Good luck with your AP exams and finals everyone! You’ll make it through this even stronger than you were before, and we all believe in you! For any seniors out there, don’t fall to senioritis! You’re almost done and I’m sure you’ll do great in whatever college you’re going to attend. Your hard work is paying off.

pastagay  asked:

How did you do that red and blue effect thing on your dave art?

Ho ho ho i learned this trick literally yesterday, let me share:
(Ps. I’m using photoshop for this)

1. Flatten your image and make two copies of it. Set the top layer to “screen”.

2. While having the top copy selected go to image > adjustments > levels; a window with mountains should pop up:

3. Click where it says RGB and select red from the list; then grab the middle gray triangle under the graph area and pull it all the way to the right, click OK. Your picture should change colours!

4. Do a similar thing to the second copy following the steps:
- select blue and then move the middle slider to the right,
- dont close the window yet!!
- change blue to green and pull its middle slider to the right as well,
- click okay

5. By now you should have 3 layers: the original one (must be on the bottom), and two weird colourful copies above it. Only the top copy should be set to screen. Your pic should look like the original version alone.

6. Easiest part: grab the screen copy and move it to the left/right! The RGB split will happen :D

That’s it, you’re ready to go!! Hope it helped!! <3 If you’re confused you can check out this site, they explained it pretty well.


I can’t be the only one who sees it right?

W!Robin holds lances other than Tannenboom in his “ready to move” stance strange (actually with Tannenboom he grabs it in the middle funny enough), making it look like he’s presenting it or even wrapping his arm around it like it’s his GF/Spouse.
Reminds me of this Yellow Journalism gag from Spongebob.