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I don't what it is about KJ but I just do not like him. He especially gets on my nerves when I see him doing weird shit to show off (specifically on Lili's insta story). Whenever I see him on Lilis story I cringe as I'm waiting for him to do some cocky flirtatious action that's just creepy. e.g. Yesterday when he licked something off of her hair(ew, what would Cole think?), or doing push ups on her car bonnet (Cus I'm a strong caveman who needs attention). Pls just stop being weird with lili.

Or throwing Cole’s camera in the air, mocking the anxiety tics of Cole/a complete stranger minding his own business, endorsing fat shaming, making generally misogynistic comments, being unprofessional towards fans at a con, etc….to say nothing of his apparent painfully low IQ…but hey, Cornholio is realz!!!

“Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me,
Is it true that pain is beauty?
Does a new face come with a warranty?
Will a pretty face make it better?”

Bonnet ds by @mobox87

(So sorry, I’ve only just now realized I drew her wrong ;-; I didn’t look up her drawing reference so I based this off of your last drawing of her)

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00Q Fic Rec Masterlist

Updated: 31st Jan 2016

I thought that I should be making one of these since I really enjoyed the 00Q pairing.

Note: the ratings used in this list are based on the ones from Ao3. Summaries are also from the author on Ao3. Also all of them are COMPLETE because I understand how annoying it is when you fall in love with a fic and it is just abandoned. 


The first time Bond flirted with Q, it was purely out of self-defense.
The second time Bond flirted with Q was largely manipulation.
The third time Bond flirted with Q, he just wanted to feel something.
The fourth time Bond flirted with Q was out of sheer boredom.

Somehow, flirting with Q became something of a habit for Bond.

And then, it became something else.

if I couldn’t be strong

But this? There was no excusing this as anything other than what it was. Pathetic longing, and a need to be close to Bond to comfort himself. Q couldn’t even pretend that he was visiting Bond to keep the man company. No, this was about Q and the fact that the majority of his nightmares lately had featured an empty hospital bed and another trip to the local cemetery.

“You need to wake up, you sodding prick,” he said to Bond, not bothering to lower his voice. The only other sound in the room was the beep of the heart monitor. “I can destroy these people very easily, but I don’t want to hear you whining about having missed out on the action later on.”

Blue-Eyed Monster

Yes, this version of 007 was a terrifyingly smart agent, and M wondered long and often whether it had been a good idea to promote him to the position. Usually, the title was the dangerous part - being 007 meant deadliness - but this time, M feared that a certain man with ice-blue eyes and scruffy blonde hair had dragged in more danger to the title than it had previously possessed

Enter MI6’s new Quartermaster: an unassuming, bespectacled genius with no mind for subterfuge but plenty of genius behind a dry smile. Curious 00-agents and young boffins don’t always mix in predictable ways…

A Mountain That Has Been Moved

There is something strangely threatening about the realization that he finds James Bond attractive. 

So If You Give

Bond gives Q things because of reasons. Q thinks that Bond completely misses the point.

it was dark when i found you

Bond stares at him. There are two men tied up against the wall and four more lying on the floor, bleeding and hogtied with duct tape.

“I ran out of rope after the first two,” Q admits.

The World We View

“If you were a woman he would want you.”

He hopes that, if he were a woman, he might have better taste.

The Courtship of Mr. Bond

In which Bond is a retired naval commander with too much house, Q is a mechanical engineer with too many sisters, and they have lengthy conversations about decorum, bonnet-ribbons and philosophy in Regency England.


“I just thought you might go pay a visit,“ his mother suggested.

“Me?” Q asked, aghast. “Pay a visit?”

“He must be starved for proper gentleman company, now that he’s settled in so far from London–”

“I am far from proper gentleman company.”

“–and perhaps if you befriended him he could introduce you to some nice heiresses.”

“Heiresses?” Q repeated, baffled and horrified. “What in the world would I do with heiresses?”

Slow Dancing In A Burning Room

What followed was the most bizarre courtship Q had ever—well, heard of, certainly. He didn’t have much to compare it to, but Moneypenny confirmed that normal people didn’t flirt like this. Not that he was normal. Not that any of them were.

Or: Q has a past, a cat, and a dangerous new boyfriend. Two of these things keep him up nights, the other pees in a box.


In which Bond develops a preference for sleeping on Q’s couch rather than in his own bed, and Q is rather more warm-hearted than M when it comes to throwing him out.


The one where Bond really, really isn’t used to sleeping with people who don’t tragically die soon afterward.

Ordinary Numbers

More than anything, Mike Taylor wanted to be ordinary. Being a genius, he learned early in life, meant people expected too much. A career at the MI6 Help Desk seemed the perfect way to guarantee a lifetime of obscurity, until he got a very unusual tech support call.


It goes on like that for months, and then Q realizes that James Bond is "hanging out” at his flat.

The Love Song of James Bond

“Knowing your history, and adding to it the fact that I am not entirely unaffected by sharing a bed with you, I think it would be pointless to pretend that we are going to able to share this house for the next two weeks without fucking over every available surface.” Q smiles at the look of shock on James’ face. Clearly he hadn’t been expecting such a direct approach and Q presses on before he has a chance to recover. “However, when it happens it will happen on my terms.”

There was definitely a significant gap between the time Bond was breaking down over M’s death in the chapel to the time a confident Bond walked into Mallory’s office to accept his newest assignment. What, or more importantly, who, put him back together again? Basically, lots of porn with plot.

Updated: 31st Jan 2016

The One Who Made Him Stay

Twenty-one days after the Double-oh programme is reinstated, James Bond returns to MI6 with his Aston Martin and without Dr Swann. This is only the beginning of Q’s problems.

A Spectre Fix-It. COMPLETE.

I just simply love this one, very well-written, Q and Bond are very in character. The relationship progresses naturally and some of my favourite tropes are in there. <3 this 

Old machines weren’t built to last
But they keep creeping towards the door.
They keep creeping towards the door…
Their bodies, reek like they’re carrying a corpse
Their footsteps, creak as they circle in.
And the power’s running thin…
But they keep creeping towards the door.

- Creepin’ Toward the Door


So what if Yendo wasn’t just nakey? I totally forgot Bonnet lmao whoops


Bonnet: Stopped by a boop to the nose :3

Anyone else kinda disappointed that instead of getting Baby or Ennard in Custom Night we got recolored Bon-Bon and Bidybab: Electric Type? I was really looking forward to seeing Baby since she was barley in the main game… 

♥︎Art trade with Yatsunote!!! I drew her Bon Bon and Bonnet, and aren’t they just adorable? 

★Please make sure to check out her artwork! You will totally fall in love with it instantly <3333

Firefly {Sentence Starters}
  • "That's good. You just lie there and be ironical."
  • "This place gives me an uncomfortableness."
  • "Sleepiness is weakness of character, ask anyone."
  • "We're not gonna die. We can't die."
  • "You're always breaking the rules, no matter which society you're in!"
  • "This must be what going mad feels like."
  • "Hell, this job I would pull for free."
  • "We'll check it out, see if there are any survivors."
  • "I think I'm on the wrong ship."
  • "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing."
  • "Ah! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"
  • "It's a wonder you're still alive."
  • "How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep?"
  • "You think you're better than other people!"
  • "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it- This Land!"
  • "I got stabbed! Right here!"
  • "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"
  • "Sweetie, we're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail."
  • "Are you always this sentimental?"
  • "I believe that woman's planning to shoot me again."
  • "I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you."
  • "Why don't we just ignore each other until we go away?"
  • "Ha ha ha! Mine is an evil laugh! Now DIE!"
  • "I get confused. I remember everything. I remember too much."
  • "If you're being a gentleman, I may die of shock."
  • "Why are you so fascinated by him?"
  • "If I could make you prettier I would!"
  • "If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed."
  • "Walk away from this table, right now."
  • "Drunks are so cute."

I’m sure this is all over my dash already (it’s been a busy day) but can we talk about the perfection that is the Hamilton cast mashing up Sweeney Todd with “Alexander Hamilton”?

  • Daveed’s waistcoat!  Yum.
  • Oak singing about Green Finch and how he strikes the pose on “his arm was complete again”
  • Valjean reference
  • L-MM channeling his inner George Hearn.  And The Work, Waits.
  • Renee’s hair though!!!!!!
  • Come on, that shit IS sick.
  • Andrew Chappelle!!!!
  • That’s King Rorge dropping with a shout, right?
  • How they weave all the ST lyrics in on the “just you wait” beats.
  • “What happens next, well that’s the play.”  You know, I knew these numbers had many parallels, but I just got punched in the gut by it watching this.  I even see the parallels in the sets now.
  • Young Anthony. Is Anthony.  I see what you did there and I LOVE IT.
  • Is that Pippa under the shawl as the wife?
  • (And just cause it makes me laugh, LOJr reading from the phone at the start. Heh.)
Caught In The Act

Prompt: Can you do an Imagine being Tony Stark’s daughter and dating Steve Rogers? Then one day he catches you and Steve having sex in the garage?

Characters: Tony x Steve x Reader

Words: 600+

Warnings: slight smut.

Originally posted by ohevansmycaptain

Originally posted by thunderbirdthor

You had been dating Steve for almost a year now. At first your farther Tony didn’t approve of it, because of what happened between the two of them, but after a little while he saw how happy you were when you were with Steve and realized that Steve was the best boyfriend you ever had had.

You were standing down in the garage looking at one of Tony’s cars, he had taught you from a very small age how to fix cars and stuff. 

You knew how much it bothered him that he didn’t have the time to fix his car, so you would be nice and do it for him.

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