I don't what it is about KJ but I just do not like him. He especially gets on my nerves when I see him doing weird shit to show off (specifically on Lili's insta story). Whenever I see him on Lilis story I cringe as I'm waiting for him to do some cocky flirtatious action that's just creepy. e.g. Yesterday when he licked something off of her hair(ew, what would Cole think?), or doing push ups on her car bonnet (Cus I'm a strong caveman who needs attention). Pls just stop being weird with lili.
Or throwing Cole’s camera in the air, mocking the anxiety tics of Cole/a complete stranger minding his own business, endorsing fat shaming, making generally misogynistic comments, being unprofessional towards fans at a con, etc….to say nothing of his apparent painfully low IQ…but hey, Cornholio is realz!!!
(( OOC: So today I had an Easter party for my little sister… We made cornflake nests, Easter bonnets, and there was even an Easter egg hunt. I just about resisted the urge to knock over all the tiny children and steal the chocolate for myself. ))
I thought that I should be making one of these since I really enjoyed the 00Q pairing.
Note: the ratings used in this list are based on the ones from Ao3. Summaries are also from the author on Ao3. Also all of them are COMPLETE because I understand how annoying it is when you fall in love with a fic and it is just abandoned.
The first time Bond flirted with Q, it was purely out of self-defense. The second time Bond flirted with Q was largely manipulation. The third time Bond flirted with Q, he just wanted to feel something. The fourth time Bond flirted with Q was out of sheer boredom.
Somehow, flirting with Q became something of a habit for Bond.
But this? There was no excusing this as anything other than what it was. Pathetic longing, and a need to be close to Bond to comfort himself. Q couldn’t even pretend that he was visiting Bond to keep the man company. No, this was about Q and the fact that the majority of his nightmares lately had featured an empty hospital bed and another trip to the local cemetery.
“You need to wake up, you sodding prick,” he said to Bond, not bothering to lower his voice. The only other sound in the room was the beep of the heart monitor. “I can destroy these people very easily, but I don’t want to hear you whining about having missed out on the action later on.”
Yes, this version of 007 was a terrifyingly smart agent, and M wondered long and often whether it had been a good idea to promote him to the position. Usually, the title was the dangerous part - being 007 meant deadliness - but this time, M feared that a certain man with ice-blue eyes and scruffy blonde hair had dragged in more danger to the title than it had previously possessed
Enter MI6’s new Quartermaster: an unassuming, bespectacled genius with no mind for subterfuge but plenty of genius behind a dry smile. Curious 00-agents and young boffins don’t always mix in predictable ways…
In which Bond is a retired naval commander with too much house, Q is a mechanical engineer with too many sisters, and they have lengthy conversations about decorum, bonnet-ribbons and philosophy in Regency England.
“I just thought you might go pay a visit,“ his mother suggested.
“Me?” Q asked, aghast. “Pay a visit?”
“He must be starved for proper gentleman company, now that he’s settled in so far from London–”
“I am far from proper gentleman company.”
“–and perhaps if you befriended him he could introduce you to some nice heiresses.”
“Heiresses?” Q repeated, baffled and horrified. “What in the world would I do with heiresses?”
What followed was the most bizarre courtship Q had ever—well, heard of, certainly. He didn’t have much to compare it to, but Moneypenny confirmed that normal people didn’t flirt like this. Not that he was normal. Not that any of them were.
Or: Q has a past, a cat, and a dangerous new boyfriend. Two of these things keep him up nights, the other pees in a box.
More than anything, Mike Taylor wanted to be ordinary. Being a genius, he learned early in life, meant people expected too much. A career at the MI6 Help Desk seemed the perfect way to guarantee a lifetime of obscurity, until he got a very unusual tech support call.
“Knowing your history, and adding to it the fact that I am not entirely unaffected by sharing a bed with you, I think it would be pointless to pretend that we are going to able to share this house for the next two weeks without fucking over every available surface.” Q smiles at the look of shock on James’ face. Clearly he hadn’t been expecting such a direct approach and Q presses on before he has a chance to recover. “However, when it happens it will happen on my terms.”
There was definitely a significant gap between the time Bond was breaking down over M’s death in the chapel to the time a confident Bond walked into Mallory’s office to accept his newest assignment. What, or more importantly, who, put him back together again? Basically, lots of porn with plot.
Old machines weren’t built to last But they keep creeping towards the door. They keep creeping towards the door… Their bodies, reek like they’re carrying a corpse Their footsteps, creak as they circle in. And the power’s running thin… But they keep creeping towards the door.
Anyone else kinda disappointed that instead of getting Baby or Ennard in Custom Night we got recolored Bon-Bon and
Bidybab: Electric Type? I was really looking forward to seeing Baby since she was barley in the main game…
Prompt: Can you do an Imagine being Tony Stark’s daughter and dating Steve Rogers? Then one day he catches you and Steve having sex in the garage?
Characters: Tony x Steve x Reader
Warnings: slight smut.
You had been dating Steve for almost a year now. At first your farther Tony didn’t approve of it, because of what happened between the two of them, but after a little while he saw how happy you were when you were with Steve and realized that Steve was the best boyfriend you ever had had.
You were standing down in the garage looking at one of Tony’s cars, he had taught you from a very small age how to fix cars and stuff.
You knew how much it bothered him that he didn’t have the time to fix his car, so you would be nice and do it for him.