the board 8

TRUTH BOMBS

•starting off the video with a sideways box and a lot of laughter

•the knowledge that dan and phil own that many board games and play them together all the time(DO MORE BOARD GAMES ON THE GAMING CHANNEL)

•"no tom really feel it"

•the fact that they actually did play the game on the gaming channel

•dans ripped jeans

•"frickin zazzed"

•tom and hazel’s confusion over the polaroid

•the zooms on everyone’s individual faces when stupid things happen

•banning the use of the word release

•"you’re making this uncomfortably sexual"

•milk pouch

•dan howell- god of seratonin deficiantcy

•phil thinking seratonin was the vitamin from sunlight

•"philly gets the p"

•phils weapon of choice is dan

•dan saying phil tastes like spoilt milk

•"i forget that dan and phil are actually pretty dark"

•dan and phil winning their own game

•phils vet story again and everyone’s reaction to the tradgety that is phils past

•phil ultimately winning the game


IM GONNA BUY THE GAME IT LOOKS SUPER FUN AND IM EXCITED TO TRY IT

Ouija 101

Ok people listen up. I made my own ouija board today, (BC I’m so artsy and I didn’t feel like buying one, they work just fine anyway). I’m going to do ouija alone tonight. HOWEVER, I do not condone or recommend this to anyone. I’m only doing it bc my friends are all too scared to do it, and I know how to protect myself. I’m curious to see how it all plays out. That being said, I know some of y’all are fearless witches and will do ouija alone as well. SO HERE’S SOME TIPS IF YOU’RE GONNA DO IT ALONE.

1: Always protect yourself. Imagine a white light around you and your board. Also the house you are in if you feel so inclined. This makes it so that it is harder for negative energies to come through, although it is still possible. Salt circles also do help, but they are not a guarantee. heir

2: Cleanse your area with incense and crystals if you have any.

3:Before asking the board, repeat mentally or outloud: If there are any negative spirits here, you are not welcome here. Most spirits have to abide by their astral plane guidelines so to speak, and can not latch on to you if you do not give them consent. However, not NOT, giving them consent, aka saying nothing, makes it easy for them. 

4: ALWAYS SAY GOODBYE AT THE END OF YOUR SESSIONS

5: Remember spirits can lie, even if they say they are good, they can be lying.

6: IF THE PLANCHETTE STARTS DOING FIGURE 8′S, COUNTING DOWN, OR IS SPELLING ZOZO, ABACUS, MAMA, OR GOING OUT OF CONTROL, MOVE THE PLANCHETTE TO GOODBYE ,AND SAY IT AS WELL. THESE ARE ALL SIGNS THE SPIRIT IS NEGATIVE AND TRYING TO ESCAPE THE BOARD.

7: Don’t disrespect the ouija board or spirits. 

8: Don’t ask the spirits to prove they are there, moving the planchette is proof enough, and if they start moving things bc you asked them to, it means the spirit has escaped.

9: After your session, if you experience vivid horror nightmares, or visions, or chills, it possibly means that a spirit has latched on to you and you need a shaman or psychic ASAP.

10: Have fun, kids. 

anonymous asked:

Yoongi, 6&“Get on your knees.”

Originally posted by mvssmedia

Rated - M

goblin inspired. 

muses: ceo!yoongi x heiress!reader
genre: angst, smut, fluff
words: 2.8k
note: this was meant to be under 1k bc it’s supposed to be a drabble but. please forgive me for the upcoming ceo au’s

warning: sexual tension, oral, “get on your knees, yoongi.”


you knew him, not personally per se. but you might as well claim to with all the things you’d been hearing of that man. at the age of 22 he had graduated college and immediately got into the business. two years later, he’d earn his masters degree and his startup had been blowing up with established business pledging alliance and overpouring promising clients waiting to sign contracts of agreement before others waltzed in and stole the chance.

and yet, you refused to be one of the many that’d worshiped the ground he stood on. you detested the need to have him as an affiliate. you loathed having to put on the ivory, skin tight dress, wear your hair up and don yourself the bloodiest red on your lips. and you gravely hated having to sit across from the man who didn’t even bat an eye at you as though you were another pretty instrument he would keep within his chambers as your father discussed the terms of the agreement with cold sweat running down his temple - as if this man was beyond god. min yoongi - what a humble name for a god though.

“the things here all belong to you, you may do as you like, go along with your routine as before so long as you do your part in the contract - appear as my beautiful loving fiancee in public events.”

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Don't Mess with Ouiji Boards

we-will-always-save-the-day submitted:

I want to tell you a story about something that is happening to me right now. It started about 3 years ago. At first I thought it was nothing more than my grandfathers restless spirit playing pranks on me. He had died back in 2000 from a long battle with cancer and had always been a trickster in life, so it seemed like the easiest answer.

Three years ago, after years of begging, my mother bought me a ouiji board that she had picked up in a thrift store. I was out of the state for the weekend and when I came home there it was sitting on my bed. Immediately, I got an uneasy feeling but shrugged it off. I was always into the paranormal and finally having a ouiji board of my own was exciting. I tucked it away safely under my bed for the night and went to sleep. The next night I had a friend come over and play it with me. We both attempted to contact loved ones of ours who had passed away. She tried to contact and uncle and I of course tried to contact my grandfather. Needless to say, we were both discouraged believing that the board didn’t work.   After about an hour of us playing with this we decided that it was enough and packed the board up and put it away.

A few days past and everything was going well. I felt fine and was happy but one morning as I was getting ready for class I sat down on the edge of my bed. As I was pulling on my pants, I both felt and saw my bed cave as if someone had just sat down next to me. I began to shiver slightly and suddenly I became exhausted. And then as quickly as it had happened the bed uncaved and flattened out again. I stopped shivering and I regained my energy although I was still a little tired. I shrugged it off believing it to be just a trick my mind had played on me and headed off from school. 

A few days later, my brand new tv went on the fritz. It started turning off on its’ own. It would turn off, I would get up and turn it back on. When I would sit back down, it would turn off again. Over and over I continuously got back up to turn on my tv until I became frustrated and yelled, “Knock it off!” It didn’t happen again after that but I swear when I decided to turn it off for the night, I saw a quick slim shadow stride across the screen behind me. It was late and I was unusually exhausted that again, I shrugged this all off.

It wasn’t until a few days later that I began to believe it was my grandfather. My cousin and a friend of hers were taking photos on a digital camera down in the dining room. I was upstairs playing on the computer, which at the time was situated so that my back was to the tv, when I heard her shout in excitement. I ran downstairs to see what had happened and she said excitedly that she had gotten a picture of our grandfather standing behind her in one of her pictures. She let me get a quick glance at it, to me I can see how it would resemble him. It was a dark shadow tinted older man who appeared to be sickly. I wasn’t completely convinced but before I could argue about who it was she had taken off to show our grandmother. Before she made it to the room that our grandmother was in the camera had turned off. When she turned it back on, the picture was gone. 

That’s when things started becoming very strange. I’d begun feeling as though something was watching me. At all times of the day. It felt like there were eyes on me. The ouiji board was still under my bed at the time and it began to make me uneasy. I had dreams about it. My dreams had the ouiji board laid out flat at a table with me sitting on one side and my mysterious sickly shadow man on the other side. He never said anything until the last time I had the dream. I sat shivering on my side of the table and was screaming at him. I was terrified. I remember screaming, “Why are you watching me? What is your name? Are you my grandfather?” I remember he smiled and said nothing except a quick “Hello”, and I knew at that moment that it was not my grandfather but something more sinister. 

The next morning I threw away the ouiji board. I knew it wouldn’t help because of what I know about spirits and demons. A ouiji board is a welcoming map for spirits and demons into your home. Whatever it was, it was in my home and I had welcomed it. 

A year passed and I became used to feeling like I was watched. I would sit with my back to the tv and play on the computer and it would stare at me from the tv. I would turn around quickly expecting to see the shadow on the reflection. Or when I walked up the stairs. I felt like if I didn’t run up them, it would swoop down from the ceiling. At this point, I began to lose energy quickly. I was tired all the time. I didn’t sleep well, and when I did, I would wake up at all times of the night and feel like something was standing over me.  Every now and then in the middle of the night, I hear a knock on my door. I would get up and check but of course, everyone in the house would be asleep. 

Then  things began to be misplaced. Things would fall off of my shelves and my collection of dolls would be moved around and into different positions that I left them. I could sometimes hear something run up and down the stairs. The bathroom door close in the middle of the night. I started noticing handprints on the outside of my window even though I’m on the second floor. 

Soon, it all developed into what the doctor’s claim as  depression, insomnia, and an overactive imagination. They put me on medications. The anti-depressants didn’t work at all, but the sleeping medication caused me to experience sleep paralysis and have frequent nightmares. My nightmares ranged from small things to much much large things and are too many to recount. They could be attributed to side effects from the medication but, in almost every one of them, the sickly shadow man was in attendance. 

After a while of this I decided to stop taking all medications and refused to see the therapists. Even now I won’t take medications. I’m exhausted all the time and depressed. I feel like something is sapping my very essence out of me. I’m cold all the time. I don’t even bother to wipe the handprints off of my window anymore. 

Right now, I feel the air growing heavy. I can feel him by my tv staring at me. I’m cold and exhausted, and I can barely move my fingers.  I know something is going to happen tonight. I’ve upset him and can only imagine the torment I’ll go through tonight. 

FuckYeahNightmares Mod James: 8/10 I’m sorry, that sounds really scary.  Thanks for sharing!

CRACKPOT THEORIES

Okay guys I know it’s only been roughly 24 hours but hear me out:

–KLAROLINE–“THE BEGINNING OF ANOTHER STORY”

–THE ORIGINALS JUMPS AHEAD 5 YEARS THIS NEXT SEASON

–(5 YEARS)

–THE SALVATORE BOARDING SCHOOL FOR THE YOUNG AND GIFTED

–HOPE MIKAELSON (+ LIZZIE AND JOSIE OMG)

–“I DO LOOK FORWARD TO THANKING YOU IN PERSON ONE DAY…”

–“YOURS, KLAUS”

I’m just saying.