the blake children

I don’t even have just one “son” anymore. Now it’s more like “a medium sized army of jilted, underappreciated grown ass men that I need to wrap in blankets and shield from the world.”

Okay

New petition to have all the delinquents + Luna and Emori live at ALIE’s mansion.

I mean, raven would be in the lab, Luna at the beach, Murphy and Emori would be dancing and cooking in the kitchen, Bell and Clarke could chill by the pool with Clarke drawing the landscape, Jasper could play with those toy cars from last episode, Octavia could hunt things in the forest, and Monty could look for herbs and make moonshine like first season. OH and Miller and Bryan could raise their chickens oh my god

Okay, so correct if I’m wrong, but…  

…aren’t sharp weapons…

…that are also guns….

…like…

…like…really, really dangerous? Like just straight-up stupidly dangerous? Like “Hey, lemme just use these guns as nunchucks WHOOPS I SHOT MYSELF IN THE GODDAMN FACE.” 

I mean, look at Blake:

It’s a sword. But also a gun?? But she also swings it around??? While continuing to use it as a gun???? She is literally swinging around arguably one of the most dangerous-to-use weapons ever conceived?????????