the birthday curse

Happy birthday Zen!
Here’s my April Fools’ prank. I promised something spicy but you get fluff instead. I hope you’re not making a sad face. I’m smiling (: 

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How did I not see this for so long??

This was for my birthday MONTHS ago— MIZAR!!! Ô;▵;Ô I just found this by accident… I feel horrible!
Did you try sending this to me? Did it drown in my messages?? Where have you been with this this whole time??? This is amazing, I can’t put into words how surprised I am! YOU ARE SO, SO TALENTED!!! THIS IS SO PRO!!!

What on Earth happened though!? How have I not seen this sooner?!

I’m still so in awe. I can’t begin to explain how dumbfounded I am by the sheer explosive presentation you so skillfully strewn together– I’m, inspired! AMAZED! I’M MOTIVATED!! I’m– sitting in a public space with wide eyes, gasping like a fish outta water and puzzling a group of ladies across from me.

woah, I wanna hug you so badly. I’m horrifyingly happy but so, so disappointed I didn’t see this the SECOND it was uploaded! I’m DEEPLY. DEEPLY remorseful I didn’t see this on time! Mizarrrr… if you’re reading this, I hope, I HOPE you’ll forgive my horrid qwerk of not going through my inbox to its entirety. Because of that, I missed this beautiful piece of art that’s clearly had so much passion and time spent on.

I love it. I love this with every fiber in my heart.

  • Albus: Teddy, pretend to be my mom to Scorpius's mom.
  • Teddy: [picks up the phone] Hello? This is...Mum Potter. The children are playing swords. Sorry. Playing with swords. Oh no. They are dead. Do not call again. [hangs up]
  • Scorpius and Albus: ...
  • Teddy: Sorry, I panicked.
Harry Potter and the Cursed Child Fic: Expectations

5k words, R rated

It’s the first time Scorpius and Albus have been to the Manor together since they started dating. They can’t help but think about how far they’ve come since they first met, and they also can’t help but take the new-found opportunities that being properly alone together as a couple can offer. 

This was written as a birthday present for the wonderful @abradystrix. Thanks for being an awesome beta, advice-giver, and friend. I hope your day is full of cake and happiness, and that you feel better soon! <3 

My logistical advice-giver and brilliant beta for this one was @bounding-heart.

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happy birthday my foul-mouthed knight, izumi sena~! (02/11)

‘inlustret lumine.’  - let the light shine.

I started a new sketchbook today to commemorate my own birthday (i know that sounds lame but fresh starts are always satisfying) and to start it out I drew a scene from @torestoreamends‘s gift fic ‘Time Turns’! (Thank you Philippa!!) 

Thank you to everyone in the fandom for being such lovely people, I am truly blessed to be here with you all and you guys are the best birthday gift one can ask for <3

Hello Witches and Wizards! A little baby mandrake for you on the eve of Mr. Potter’s birthday! I’m working sculpture version, and the drawing really helps inform some parts :)

I am just so so excited to dress up and go to my local Barnes and Noble book release party for The Cursed Child tonight! I’ll be going as the lovely Helga Hufflepuff :) What will happen in the 8th story guys!? Ah!! Let’s find out!

I recently made an art Instragram if you are into that :)

—>  Art Instagram Party  <—

Mischief Managed!

Audrey Benjaminsen 2016

Happy birthday, @torestoreamends !! Thank you for being such a wonderful person and a lovely inspiration - your eloquent way of writing and deep understanding of characters gave me a newfound appreciation of literature and I am forever grateful for that! Here’s some pyjama Scorbus because you always come up with the cutest sleepy-time Scorbus headcanons :p

December 16th (Bucky x reader)

Ahhhhh, I’ve been writing all afternoon and I decided to write and post this one in between by two series’ that I’m updating today. Because who doesn’t like a cute one shot with Bucky in it? This was requested by an amazing person, who I think is one of the sweetest people I’ve met here on tumblr. This one’s for you. xoxo

Request and Requested by @barely-emily : Hi, love! Could you write a one-shot/imagine/whatever about the reader’s birthday being on the 16th of december, when all that stuff happened to Bucky, and she doesn’t mention her birthday to not draw attention to the date and Bucky or Tony or whatever find out and it’s just kinda fluffy?? Awkward request but you’re such a good writer, you’ll pull it off! xox 

Warnings: None

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It was December 16th. Today was the anniversary of when everything was taken away from the love of your life. It had been a day that he had been dreading for the last two weeks, the horrors of the past resurfacing as the day was drawing closer. Two months after you had started dating him, he became completely open with you. He decided that you had a right to know when and how all these horrible things happened to him. He didn’t want to keep such a life altering secret from you. That was seven months ago. From there, all your relationship ever did was grow and you two just loved each other even more. 

You had prepared yourself for what the day would bring. Today was actually your birthday, but you hadn’t brought up your birthday in months. Obviously you had told him before you found out what this day meant to him, but after that, you kept your mouth shut. You didn’t want to draw attention to yourself today, you wanted to focus on Bucky. He needed your support, and you were completely willing to give it to him. Who cares that you were one year older? You just wanted to be with Bucky, and that’s all you could ever want on your birthday. 

You started off the day by sneaking out of bed, and heading down to the kitchen to make Bucky’s favorite breakfast. It was to distract him from the memories, because you knew food always did that for him. You made chocolate chip pancakes and bacon, with a bowl of plums on the side. When you carried the tray into your room, he was beginning to stir, slowly waking up. 

You stood next to his side of the bed, and balanced on one leg as you nudged him in the ribs with your foot. He groaned and turned towards you, opening one eye. You looked down at him, biting your lip. He gave you a soft smile. 

“Good morning, babe. I made you breakfast.” You whispered into his ear as you kissed him on the cheek, still holding the tray. He sat up, chucking lightly as you placed it on his lap. 

“All of this, for me?” He gave you a sweet kiss on the lips. “Doll, you didn’t have to do this.” He gave you a look, a smirk on his face. 

“I know, but I wanted to.” You sat down on his side on the bed, and he placed his hand over yours, silently thanking you. He praised you on your cooking skills and told you how great the plums were with his mouth half full, making you laugh out loud. He kept telling you how amazing of a girlfriend you were, making sure to tell you about ten times that he loved you a lot. He was such a dork, and you loved him for that. Once he finished all his food, you took the tray and went back downstairs to put it in the sink. 

As Bucky waited for you to come back in bed, he heard a chime from your phone that was on the nightstand next to him. The screen was facing up, and he could see what the message was notifying you of. 

Happy Birthday my sweet girl. xoxo, mom

Bucky was confused. You hadn’t mentioned your birthday in a really long time and he never remembered it being today. He realized that he forgot your birthday completely and began cursing himself. You heard him mumbling in the bedroom as you walked back in, a huge smile on your face. 

“It’s your birthday and you didn’t tell me?” Hurt was etched all over his face as he gazed at you from across the room. 

“I-I didn’t want to draw attention to today… because you know… it’s that day and I want to focus on you.” You fumbled with your hands as you averted your eyes anywhere around the room as long as you weren’t looking at him. 

“Babe, come here.” His eyebrows were furrowed as he pulled back the sheets, inviting you to join him. You got into bed with him and rest your head on his chest, his metal arm rubbing your back. “I know today is that day, but because I have you, it almost feels like any other day. But, it’s my doll’s birthday and how could I not want to celebrate it? Forget about me, if it’s your birthday then that day all those years ago means nothing to me. Because baby, you’re my world.” 

You smiled against his skin and lifted yourself to place a tender kiss on his sweet tasting lips. “I love you, James Buchanan Barnes.” 

He smiled down at you, kissing your forehead. “I love you too, doll, and Happy Birthday.” You kissed his collarbone, and breathed in his scent. Suddenly, he was on top of you, biting your ear lobe. You gasped, and lust filled your eyes as he whispered in your ear, smirking against it. 

“How about you get in your birthday suit, and I give my doll a part of her present?”


Ta da! I hoped you liked it love, and I hope I did your request some justice. This one was a lot of fun to write, and I couldn’t be more grateful to have the opportunity to write this. I’ll be doing more requests and one shots, so if you have one, don’t be afraid to hit up my inbox! I love you all and have a great evening. xoxo

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Beauty and the Beast au

I know that a lot of my au’s are never based on ships and I understand that not every au needs to revolve around a ship. Trust me I know the pain. But here’s my own take on a beauty and the beast au. Because why not.

Every time I see a B&B au, it usually has Lance being the beauty. But to me I totally see Lance as the Beast of the story. I mean seriously, a bratty kid who is obsessed with his looks, that Lance to a ’T’. Soooo:

-Lance is the Prince, he’s kinda snobby and really focuses on his looks.
-I really want to make Allura the witch/fairy? But I’m going to go with Haggar being the magic fairy woman.( man I really need to rewatch beauty & the Beast)
-so pretty much, Lance refuses to let Haggar in to his castle, and out of rage she curses him into this Beast, and tells him that if he was able to get anyone to Love him before his 20th birthday, the curse would be lifted. She also throws in comments about how no one could love him in such a form and etc.
- so years go by and Lance lost all hope about finding someone who will love him, he can’t even love himself.
-so in a nearby village, our beauty( project who ever you want to be: Shiro, Keith, Hunk, Pidge, Allura, whoever you ship him with) is going on with life, wishing to find out more in the world.
-Zarkon would be Gaston, wanting to be the best man in town and not taking no for answer.
-Zarkon wants beauty to be his, but he/she says no way, not in a million years. But of course he can’t take no for an answer.
-so speed forward to where our beauty finds the castle, looking for his/her father, and he/she makes the deal with Lance to stay in the castle with him to let their father go free.
-and it’s pretty awkward at first, Lance hasn’t really flirted with anyone, let alone talk to anyone in years. He’s pretty abrasive and is quick to assume the worst.
-so our beauty tries to run from this crazy beast, only to get surrounded by wild animals, and they fight at first, but start to get overwhelmed.
-and Lance rushes in and protects him/her. But gets injured during the battle.
-beauty takes Lance back to the castle and tends to his wounds, and giving him a stern talking to about how to treat another person. He may be out of practice, but hats no reason to be rude.
-so he/she stays, and they start to get to know each other. They realize that Lance isn’t such a bad guy, he’s just been alone for who knows how long. And he’s trying so hard to not scare him/ her away. He likes having someone to talk to. To show things and experience things he hasn’t done in so long.
-Lance is starting to learn to love himself again, but he knows that he does have long. His 20th birthday is creeping up on him, and once that deadline passes, he’ll be stuck like that forever.
-after spending months with Lance, our beauty is staring to have feelings for him, because he isn’t hiding who he is anymore, he’s being honest and very kind with them.
-but then beauty gets word that Zarkon has heard of the Beast in the castle, and is coming to kill him and claim the castle as his.
-Lance doesn’t know who this Zarkon is, but he does know that our beauty can’t stay. Or else they will be in danger.
-so he sends them away, tells them to leave and find their father.
-but this is (Shiro,Keith,Pidge,Hunk,Allura) we’re talking about. No way are they going to leave behind the only person who has become their best friend. Their only friend.
-so he/she stays to fight.
-big battle ensues, and to save our Beauty, Lance takes a fatal blow. In the process, he throws Zarkon over a cliff.
-and during his last moments, beauty tells him that they Love him.
-*magical transformation*
-Lance is back to being a human, and he and his beauty live happily ever after!


So there you go, my version of a beauty and the beast au. I hope you all liked it, and don’t be afraid to ask questions.

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