•He’s not big on drinking tbh, but when he does, it’s wild ride. Alcohol doesn’t hit Shisui in a gradual way and that’s what’s so startling. He’ll take a drink and be fine, but the next swig and he’s fucking gone
•Soooo fucking loud. Does not shut the fuck up no matter how many times you tell him to chill
•He has trouble walking, looks like he has no coordination at all. You think he’s about to trip and fall but he never does. And if he does, he always catches himself, somehow he manages to keep his balance. He’s a like a damn cat he’ll land graceful af and no one understands how or why
•Overall he’s pretty exuberant when drunk and if he’s not too loud or too overbearing, he’s fun to be around. But it’s only when he’s like just getting drunk. The longer he drinks the riskier it gets
•He gets a little aggressive depending on how much he’s been drinking. Will start a bar fight if prompted. Don’t test him
•He can still hold decent conversations but his words tend to slur the longer he talks. Like he’ll be trying to tell you a funny story (that’s not funny at all by the way) and you’ll hear the first sentence but absolutely nothing else
•Okay but there are the rare times alcohol hits Shisui in a way where he just knocks out. He’ll slowly start getting sleepy and he’ll “lie down to recuperate” but the second he puts his head down he’s out like a light
•Such an enabler. Encourages everyone to keep drinking whenever possible
•He tends to disappear and everyone freaks out like ‘omg where the hell is Shisui???’ He somehow finds his way home every time though. You’d find him sleeping on the kitchen floor the next morning. He also never throws up? No matter how much he drinks? Takes the alcohol like a champ I guess
So nobody probably knows what Valdimar even is, but fyi it’s an amazing country in a loooong collection of series of books by Mercedes Lackey and multiple other authors about magic sentient horses and forest elves with their sentient telepathic deer pals oh and can’t forget their sentient magic birds plus lots and lots of magic and lgbt+ characters. Please for the love of all that is holy go read Mercedes Lackey right now you will Never Regret.
(This, actually, is the plot of Take a Thief, where the main character is a street orphan master thief who sees a white horse wandering around and tries to steal it, somehow forgetting the concept of Companions even though he’s in the capital where the Herald big fancy school is, and then gets taken for a wild ride by his new Companion. There’s far more to the plot but I just… this is Jesse.)
Herald McCree and Tayledras Hanzo is all I’m dying for please somebody out there know what I’m talking about Jesus fuck come talk to me about Valdimar au
BUTTERS: Oh, boy, I can’t remember! It’s all been like one big ol’ wild ride to me! KENNY: July 15th, before junior year. KENNY: It was after Bebe’s party, remember? BUTTERS: Shucks, that’s right! BUTTERS: How do you keep track of all that? KENNY: Cause, it’s important. BUTTERS: Aww.
Warnings: swearing, smoking, and off-screen minor character death
Summary: high school!/teenage! phan au in which Phil tends to the flowers and plants in the greenhouse behind his school and eventually finds himself completely smitten with the boy who sometimes smokes outside his door–Dan Howell.
Author’s Notes: AHHHHHHHHH (that’s me screaming). hi!! :DDD The Time Has Come!!! I am here now with my first fic (ever omg) for the Phandom Big Bang 2015!! wowza!! This is my first Phandom Big Bang and it’s been a wild ride the entire time, but I’ve absolutely loved working on these fics and I’m so excited to finally be able to show y’all the tHING!!!! YAY!!! This fic has been going on since about April, I think, and so so many great people have helped me with it and im so!!! so so happy with the result and thankful for the lovely talents that helped me!! huge thank yOU to my two main friendos for this fic: my artist Penny and beta Niv like!! y’all were so so great during this entire thing and thank you both so so much for letting me work with y’all it was!! honestly so so great and I love you both!! <3333 ^-^ And this fic is unfinished and the rest will be done at a later time, but I’m still really proud of what’s been done so far and I’m so happy I get to show y’all this part one!! Hope you like it!!