the big stink

parks and rec tho

ok parks and rec right:

- has a dark-skinned, fat black woman as the sexy mysterious hottie of the office and it’s not about her “overcoming” anything or anything it’s just a thing, and she’s not “killing men with her sharp eyeliner” or being a bad person at the same time she’s just very confident and she also gets married without losing that (Donna)

- there’s a biracial latina who isn’t all spicy or fiery or remotely stereotypical at all but her heritage and culture aren’t ignored either and her plot line doesn’t center around that (April)

- has a gay guy but there’s no coming out scene or no big stink about it, it just kinda ends up coming up, and he isn’t stereotyped, nor does his story revolve around that (Craig)

- has a depiction of depression that isn’t traditional or stereotypical, especially because the character that gets it is so positive, and shows the character dealing in a healthy way and overcoming it and he’s not reduced to his mental illness and you can see that he is more than that (Chris)

- has an Indian character who deals with racism but is also allowed to be a complete multi-dimensional character with recognizable experiences and qualities separate from that, and also who ends up owning a successful business (Tom)

- there are modern native americans interacting with the people who took their land generations later and exposes some of their issues (Ken Hotate and the Wamapoke)

- shows the bad side of government and the realistic racism, sexism, bureaucracy, etc. that goes on but it also has good hearted candidates who show what good people can do when we believe in them and vote for them (Leslie)

- so much other stuff

in conclusion: parks and rec

The Panel-Thing was Misha’s Idea ...

So you have to understand that … even though everyone loves to talk about Misha being a pure angel, (and don’t get me wrong, he is a wonderful, generous, loving man) he still really loves to fuck with people. So when the opportunity to piss off a room full of a few thousand fans arose, Misha took it. It was his idea to come out late, it was his idea to have everyone on stage talk about Cas’s death being “final”, and it was his idea for the rest of the panel members to act relieved or happy about Misha’s ultimate absence. It was his idea because it would be so fucked up, and Misha found it hilarious. He loves to stir up the chaos (just look at his scavenger hunt and all his teasing about Destiel). If he could make it seem like everyone on the show hated him, then it would be that much more entertaining when he came out and made a big stink about it. He  even played up the pity by sitting in a smaller chair. He was the physical embodiment of a punchline for the rest of the panel, and that’s exactly what he wanted.

Misha does this type of thing A LOT. Just look at the Mockumentary that Misha himself produced and directed and thought of all on his own—he played that role on purpose! It’s funny to him that he came onto this show with two male models and was loved enough to be kept on … he literally finds it hilarious, so he laughs about it and makes fun of it every chance he gets. He will always joke about being the odd man out or the forgotten one, and yes—you could say that this is a cry for help or his way of expressing displeasure with the way things are, but Misha is a lot more tactical than that. If he was truly upset about something, he would go about it in a very different way and try to really make a difference in the situation, But in all honesty, he would not have as much time with his family or for the charity work that he does if he was on set as much as Jensen and Jared. I don’t think he particularly wants to be absent from set as much as he it, but it’s not the big, dramatic injustice to him that it is to the fandom; yet he still knows how we feel and Cas’s death was the perfect opportunity to exploit that feeling. He knows he’ll be back on the show (and we already know it too) so why not fuck with us in the mean time?

It was all a joke and Jared even said later on in the panel, that the jokes are only ever that—and the trust and friendship and smiles that we see on their faces when they’re all together are not fake. They really do love each other—Jared, Jensen AND Misha all love each other. They are real, true and great friends; and that hug that Misha and Jensen shared at the end of the panel was the perfect punctuation to that sentiment.

As friends, they mess around and play pranks and act like idiots just because they can.

Misha’s “treatment” during this panel was just an elaborate joke and they were all a part of it.

It was Misha’s brainchild.

He is not a victim here.

server at fast food place when i order a small drink only: *gives me a metric fuckton of napkins*

server when i order the new Huge Fuckin Mess Big Squishy Stink Squirt Gooey Meat Boy sandwich with 50 different sauces: *gives me a single sheet of one ply toilet paper*

I Knew I Was Dead

Originally posted by rxbytuesday

Tommy Shelby x Reader

Request: Could you do an imagine with tommy Shelby I just started watching peaky blinders and I fell in love !! In the imagine could the reader be the leader of a rival gang and the peaky blinders are planning to take them out till tommy finds out the leader is a girl and falls for her because she is feisty and fights better than anyone he has ever seen ?

This was so much fun to write! Enjoy!


Boots echoed on the hardwood floors of the upstairs office that was situated in a warehouse on the wharf in the northern part of Birmingham. The footsteps circled Tommy, who was slumped in a chair, bag over his head. He groaned as he came to and pulled the canvas sack off of his head. His eyes rolled around in his skull a bit, but they finally settled.

“So you’re the infamous Thomas Shelby,” Y/N came into his view and sat at her desk. “I have to say, you’re not quite what I imagined,” She shrugged playfully. “But we all know looks can be deceiving,”

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“Actually that’s not Cannon according to star wars mythos, so I took a big poopy stink in my pants and smeared that shit all over your joke post to prove you wrong”

Nephilim

Summary: Reader is a close member of the McCall Pack through Chris Argent’s friendship with her mother. Taking a break from the pack following the supernatural deadpool Reader runs into a pair of hunting brothers on a hunt. She reaches the town Riverdale where she intrigues two investigating teens in the wake of a murder

Characters: Reader, Betty Cooper, Jughead Jones, Scott McCall, Stiles Silinski, Lydia Martin (mentioned), Liam Dunbar (mentioned), Deaton, and Polly Cooper (mentioned)

Words: 3399

Disclaimer: I don’t own Riverdale, Archie Comics, Teen Wolf or the characters. I do not own any songs ot gifs that may show up either.

Warnings: Swearing, blood, wounds, supernatural beings, and possession.

Author: Caitsy

Requested: @fandomnationwhore

Tagged: At the bottom

A/N: Hope everyone enjoys this!

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Originally posted by asheathes

You quickly cleaned the stab wound in your side that would heal pretty quick. That’s a positive to being half angel, one third demon and one third human where you would heal faster than a human but slower that the supernatural parts of you. The healing time came down to the severity of the wound and if it was given by an alpha wolf. When you were conceived your father had been possessed by a high level demon and it turned out your father, once not possessed, was revealed to be a direct descendent of Jesus. Your mother however was an angel that fell once you were born. Somehow the human part of your father had managed to come to you so technically you had two biological fathers and one mother.

“Where will you go now?” Scott asked digging into his shoulder for the bullet still lodged in there from the fight.

“Travel around.” You shrugged tying the thread in order to begin stitching up the wound. It was a gaping wound that would take twice the time if you didn’t stitch it up.

“You could stay with us.” Scott said leaning against the counter.

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TalesFromTheFrontDesk: Platinum Member Scammer

So I just accepted a new position at a nicer hotel recently. I’ve worked hotels with multi-tier guest rewards programs in the past, so I know how difficult some of the higher tier members can be. This individual in particular though has been causing issues from the moment she came through the door. To start off, she was staying with points and didn’t have a credit card for incidentals. She made a big stink about checking in and my GM reluctantly allowed her to check in with no credit card as to not inconvenience our precious Platinum Elite guest. This is just the beginning of our problems. Our hotel is located close to the airport, so we have a complimentary shuttle service to take guests there, and if it isn’t in high demand, we will take guests to nearby restaurants or stores within a reasonable radius of the hotel (2 miles). As many of you may know, a huge blizzard hit the east coast recently, leaving many distressed passengers needing rooms, which means our shuttle was busy commuting guests from the airport to our hotel. This also means we were sold out and the phones were ringing off the hook. This little snowflake calls down and asks that we take her to get pizza from some place she had called in an order to. I calmly explained to her that due to the high demand of the shuttle, we are unfortunately unable to accommodate you and the restaurant where you would like to go is outside of our shuttle radius. Immediately met with snarky remarks about how this is outrageous and that on our “website” it says our shuttle takes people within a 5 mile radius(It doesn’t). She immediately comes down and proceeds to throw a tantrum and as to not disturb other guests, I advised the shuttle driver to take her wherever she needed to go. Jump to the next day, she reserves again (using points of course), and demands to move rooms because she allegedly found “hairy soap” in the bath tub which she gleefully took photos of and emailed to us and corporate customer care. We move her rooms and she claims that there is some kind of stain on the carpet and “little brown chunks” in front of the bed, and also demands her duvet be changed. I send housekeeping to rectify the situation, and she later calls down to the desk asking to speak to the GM. She proceeds to tell the GM that she is not feeling well and needs “lady products” and asks that we send them up to her. THEN she asks why she hasn’t been offered anything for her “multiple issues” that she has had during her stay. This makes me raise an eyebrow since I am beginning to see that she just wants free things and points given to her. I call customer care and explain that we have tried to make this guest happy but we can’t seem to do so. Customer care pulls up her record and turns out she had been given a lot of points in the past due to customer care cases. So many points, in fact, that this is the ONLY reason she is a Platinum Elite Member. So, we are stuck with this insufferable woman because she keeps extending her stay using points. Points that she had scammed out of other hotels and demanding free things. I really hope there is some way that they can revoke status, because what she is doing is essentially stealing from the company. Either which way, I hope to find out that she is gone today when I go in for my shift.

By: queleb

anonymous asked:

Super fluffy ryomarx where Ryoma courts xander but xander is like ahhhh also basically ryoma sends many many love letters but is either too smooth or not smooth at all either is perfect thank ahh

Xander’s sneeze was violent: he was allergic to flowers. He’d woken up that morning to see a vase full of them on his desk, and the reaction had been immediate. Most of the castle staff knew about this, due to one circumstance or another, but he supposed it would slip through the cracks some times, either getting missed by new staff or not having been passed along for whatever reason.

The bouquet was huge, too.

He immediately flipped off his downy comforter, crossing the room in his pajamas to throw open his window. He upturned the vase out of it after checking to make sure no one happened to be walking by, scrubbing at his watering eyes and his reddening nose. He didn’t happen to catch the note card that fell out of it the bundle as he did so.


It was chocolates next, left on he foot of his bed and wrapped in a pretty red ribbon. Xander never had much of a sweet tooth, of course: he didn’t bother opening the box. He scooped the confection off of his bed, and on his way to his next meeting with the Hoshidan royalty, he passed it off to Elise, who ate them all that night without even opening the small envelope that had been left inside the box.


Xander had way too much paperwork. Peace negotiations with Hoshido were dragging on, the meetings having already taken up almost two weeks of their lives. It was only natural that things like personal correspondence would get put on the wayside, buried in stacks and stacks of contracts and negotiations and meeting logs. 

By the time he got half way through his stack, he’d long since forgotten about the simple white envelope on his desk with his name on it. He had more pressing things to attend to, and anything that wasn’t marked with a large red “URGENT” was quickly forgotten about.


“Prince Xander?”

Xander stopped, pausing on his way to his chambers at the sound of his name. When he turned, he was surprised to see the Hoshidan high prince behind him, looking a little uncomfortable. 

He couldn’t fathom why Ryouma would have followed him out of the meeting.

“Yes, Prince Ryouma?” Xander hefted the stack of papers in his arms, approaching the shorter man to give him his attention. “Was there something you wished to discuss that we didn’t cover during negotiations?”

“No,” Ryouma shook his head, swallowing a little but standing firm. “I was just wondering why I haven’t heard back from you. A simple no would suffice, if there was no mutual interest, but silence…”

Xander’s brow furrowed. “I’m afraid I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

Ryouma looked a little wounded, but hid it well, the emotion only passing briefly through his eyes. “My flowers, the chocolates…? My letter…?”

Xander was quiet for a moment: it occurred to him that he’d been too exhausted and over worked to think to ask who’d been sending such things to him. It made sense, now, he supposed: it hadn’t started until negotiations with Hoshido had.

“I’m sorry,” Xander apologized, clearing his throat a little, “I didn’t notice any notes in them. Was there something you wished to speak to me about…?” Ryouma looked troubled at the news, but nodded his head.

“I was attempting to court you.”

Xander’s brain fuzzed out for a moment, and the next thing he knew, Ryouma had backed him into the stone wall of the hallway. The shorter man’s gaze was more than determined, but there was patience there as well. Xander’s face turned beet red. When he tried to speak, words didn’t want to leave his tongue, which just made the whole situation worse, really. He clutched his stack of papers hard enough in his suddenly sweaty palms that they started to crease.

“I don’t need an answer right now,” Ryouma told him after a moment, taking a step back. “I just wanted you to know. Please keep my feelings in mind.”

Xander watched Ryouma’s back as the Hoshidan prince turned, going back the way he’d come, clearly en route to his own temporary quarters.

Xander felt a little weak in the knees.

my-deep-dark-secret  asked:

Recently I've gotten really into omegaverse shenanigans and I'm wondering if you have an recommendations for good otayuri fics. Help a girl out?

Oh boy I love me some good omegaverse fic! I’ve recced quite a bit of it in my Otayuri rec posts, but here’s a special list for you of some of my favorite ABO fics I’ve read in this fandom :)

An untitled drabble by boxwineconfessions

“Are you finished yet?” Yuri’s had several heats by now, and so he doesn’t get the knock-kneed, tunnel vision, inexplicably, lusty-gut-punch feeling that heat brings. More like a warm feeling above his crotch, and mild annoyance.

Imparted Graces by ultramarinus

Yuri goes into heat and Otabek looks after him the best way he knows how—He’s had some practice.

Oh, Baby series by hentaihorseface

At age 18, Yuri Plisetsky certainly expected to be back at his fourth consecutive Grand Prix Final since making his senior debut. As the current defending three-time gold medalist, he has a title to uphold after all. So needless to say, Yuri certainly belonged on the side of the rink watching the free-skate unfold beside the rest of the GPF finalists – the problem was, he wasn’t actually one of them. Yuri’s pretty sure the ISU would have disqualified him as early as the five month mark when he started showing – now that he’s a healthy eight months and some change into his pregnancy, he’s quite sure his globe of a belly would get in the way of some of the more technical requirements involved in his free-skate routine.

Fire Rides by Social_Hemophilia

“I’m fine,” Yuri says. It comes out shaky, unpleasant discovery weakening his voice.

“No, you’re not,” Otabek says. “You’re early.”

Loved You From the Start series by StrikerEureka

Yuri has kept his status as an omega hidden. When Otabek stumbles upon it, while Yuri is staying with him, it threatens to cause a rift between the two. Otabek reveals a well-kept secret of his own.

Otabek opens the door wider and steps into the hallway. He tugs Yuri’s hood up over his head and cups both sides of his neck for a moment before he stands aside.

“Safe flight, Yurochka,” Otabek says quietly.

Yuri looks at him a moment before he gathers his suitcase and descends the stairs. Otabek watches him disappear from sight. He stands in the hallway until his toes go numb with cold.

Heat by AbbyWritesTrash

This is all Otabek’s fault.

He didn’t know how or why, but in Yuri’s mind, his sudden sickness must have been related to his best friend. He was the only person that Yuri came into close contact with in, well, ever, and hadn’t he taken a week off a few weeks ago? This is his fault. This is all his fucking fault.

I Don’t Hate You by KatsudonLink

“So…notice anything different?” Otabek shrugged softly. Leave it to him to be so nonchalant about something so big.

“Yeah. You stink.” Yuri tried to roll his eyes, pulling his hoodie up over his head.

“Really? Well…” Otabek was following something with his eyes as he said those words, half a smile on his usually expressionless face. Some giggling was heard from behind the Russian skater. Since when was Otabek smiling at girls?

“It seems like half of the population disagrees.”

Not Your Usual Fairytale series by arcsinx

Baranovskaya’s new face, Yuri Plisetsky (22), who shot in Venice for Vogue’s last edition, was seen accompanied by Otabek Altin (25) as they left a coffee shop in St Petersburg yesterday. The DJ and voted 2017’s hottest musician, Altin was in the city to compose for Victor Nikiforov’s (30) new movie production. The couple met at theParis Fashion Week after-party(image) and have been appointed to be secretly dating ever since. An intimate friend claims Altin to be completely besotted with the Russian beauty, having even gifted him a $35,000 diamond collar necklace!

anonymous asked:

Murdoc with an S/O who hates him at first? Which leads to hate fucking which then leads to love fucking?

((SLAMS HANDS ON DESK, IM SO HERE FOR THIS))

The whole band can see they’re fucking nuts about each other. Even if they can’t. 
 It takes months of mutual denial and ONE BIG ARGUMENT before something finally snaps and Murdoc kisses the shit out of them.
 Teeth are involved.
 Imagine Murdoc and S/O having this whole big stink about who tops because OBVIOUSLY the other doesn’t deserve to top right?
 After the hate fucking is over they sleep in the same bed because both are too tired from that much fucking sexual tension being released at once.
 Murdoc wakes up with his face pressed in their hair and they smell Good™.
 Oh no.
 OH NO, FEELINGS.
 Murdoc’s a big pissy baby about it too, he’s not supposed to have feelings. Especially not for THEM.
 He doesn’t realize that S/O is going through the same goddamn thing and they’re both being big dumbs about it.

– Admin Croc

anonymous asked:

You do know Josh is gay right??

It’s waaaaaaayyy too early for me to think about this but okay…

Have you seen him sucking another man’s dick? Have you seen him kissing another man? It’s not because we don’t know of any confirmed relationships with women that’s he’s gay, you know?

And even if he is gay (which would be the first thing I heard about it) then I don’t care. I have lots of respect for literally anyone in the LGBTQ+ community so the way I look up to him won’t even change a small bit. Also, it won’t stop me from swooning over him 24/7 lmao :P 

Conclusion, if Josh is happy then I’m happy for him (whether he’s with a man or a woman) :)

My (non-spoilery) thoughts on the day:

  • Colin O’Donoghue is seriously the most handsome and adorable person in person. Seriously. Photos/videos do not do this man justice. Also, his talent and his range as an actor never fails to astound me. Bless this man. 
  • Jennifer Morrison is equally gorgeous and lovely. Also, getting to see Colin and Jen’s dynamic together in person was awesome.
  • Adam and Eddy are really funny and i was hella impressed with their presence in person as well. You can tell they love this show and put a lot of hard work and thought into it. 
  • I LOVED the episode. LOVED Wish!Realm Hook (fucking Colin and that versatility though. GODDAMN).
  • Colin absolutely adores playing Killian Jones. He takes it very seriously. He as asked a question about how he went about making Hook his own, unique from all the others out there, and he really got into and was expressive about his answer and it was a marvel to see. As much as we love Killian, I don’t think it even compares to as much as he loves playing the character.

There’s a million other thoughts and things running through my head, but I spent the day standing the cold and the rain and am a bit wiped. I will be on Tumblr for a bit (I think…we’ll see how long I hold out), so if you want to ask me stuff, I’m here. If it’s spoiler talk, however, please make sure it’s where I can answer privately (So no anons looking for spoilers, sorry).

I do want to say one other thing. You all know I’m fairly accepting of other people’s opinions about the show, negative or positive. But today, in the response to the spoilers that got out, I think a lot of people have reacted absolutely ridiculously. If you don’t like what you’re seen or heard, okay. But acting like assholes about it like I’ve seen (and heard about) is absurd (and I’m sorry if that’s harsh - my kindness and my openmindedness filter is practically non-existant tonight). If you can’t accept what you’ve seen or heard for what it is, and feel the need to harp about it on Twitter to the showrunners, you really need to take a breath and step back. Like Eddy put it today (so well, I might add) - this is just a tv show. And you have to learn to accept that tv shows are not always going to please you. If you can’t accept something for what it is, if you make it into a bigger deal than it was intended to be, you need to let go. And not make a big stink about it if you do. This is for entertainment. This isn’t something that should be turning people into nasty, whining brats (again, harsh, but I’m not bullshitting about it tonight). Find some chill, or walk away.