- Tamatoa: so here you go baby, Tamatoa au-natural! Your plan, she's worked to perfection!
- Y/n: my plan to get you alone in a swim suit?
- Tamatoa: come clean my lovely and play your cards straight. These are dangerous waters and I'm a big... strong...macho, macho man!
- Y/n: Ok, first. Get over yourself.
- Y/n: second, I mean it! Get OVER yourself.
Let's say that there's an AU a really bad one Like super bad love triangle cliche With either marinette or bridgette as the heroine With twins felix and adrien as the leading men What do you think will happen?