the big bang theory show

Finishing with people vs finishing with tv shows
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Me finishing with people I was friends with for years:</b> Idgaffff!! Byyeee Felicia!!!!! 👏👏✋✋<p/><b>Me finishing a TV show:</b> I don't want to cry....because if I do I may never stop...😭😭<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
  • Every John green book: my name is Kirk assgun and I m not cool or popular and I'm bullied everyday because I fuck comic books and I watch this really cool show called the Big Bang theory. But it's okay because I at least have 2 other bros and 1 convenient negro friend. You see that girl over there? That's kaydence Tigerlilly Dookieson. SHe is the love of my life. She is misunderstood and like really cool indie bands like Coldplay and she's been smoking since she was 7. She's not like other girls. If only she would realize that the missing key to her life was me, a greasy white boy
Each house as: sitcoms
  • Gryffindor: How I Met Your Mother - the never-ending brocode tale
  • Hufflepuff: The Muppets - nostalgic meme generator
  • Ravenclaw: The Big Bang Theory - a bunch of adorable nerds
  • Slytherin: VEEP - Local Sass Master Tired Of Your Bullshit
before his first date with hermione
  • Draco: Can I tell her she looks nice?
  • Pansy: Sure.
  • Draco: Can I tell her I miss her?
  • Pansy: Maybe, if she asks.
  • Draco: Can I show her an oil painting I made of us surrounded by our children and grand-children.
  • Pansy: [long pause] I'd save that for the second date.
  • Baz: you like me back?
  • Simon: There's no denying that I have feelings for you that can't be explained in any other way.
  • Baz: *blushes*
  • Simon: I briefly considered that I had a brain parasite, but that seems even more far-fetched.
  • Baz: ....

My top 50 ships → 36) Sheldon Cooper and Amy Farrah Fowler

“I love you too. You said it. There’s no denying I have feelings for you that can’t be explained in any other way. I briefly considered that I had a brain parasite, but that seems even more far-fetched. The only conclusion was love.”

  • Hermione: [To Draco, Blaise and Theo] Okay, I don't know when I became the mother to three lazy teenagers, but it stops today. You guys are cleaning the kitchen top to bottom.
  • Theo: Hey, I don't even live here.
  • Hermione: Yes or no, do you have clothes in my laundry right now?
  • Theo: I do. And some of it's wool, so dry flat if possible.
Me on tv shows
  • Me: This show is HORRIBLE it will take your emotions, stomp on them, chop them up, shoot them 84 times with a bazooka, throw them in a blender, eat them (without silverware!), shit them out and then tHROW THEM IN YOUR FACE
  • Friend: ...