“Can you write a prompt based on the geology book episode but change the plot, and instead of sleeping with the book, Sheldon slept with Amy?I know it might be difficult but thanks anyway”- anonymous

Amy followed Sheldon into his bedroom. He staggered in a confused line towards his bed where he sat in a daze, swaying slightly.

“Well, goodnight Sheldon” Amy clasped her hands together in front of her and spun on her heel to walk back through the door.

“Wait, wait, wait, wait” Sheldon muttered and held up a hand towards her, “You have to help me to bed”

Amy sighed. She did not want to leave him like this but simultaneously, she did not know where her boundaries should end.

“W-what would you like me to do?” she stuttered.

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