the bible show

Genesis 3:19

Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova

But your dad just calls me Katya

I’m the bright red scare with the long blonde hair

Always keep ‘em coming back for more

You’re a basic ass hoe and it’s your time to go

So bitch let me show you the door

Cause it’s me whose getting laid and I’m always getting paid;

The only high class Russian whore

I’m a scorching hot mess in a skin tight dress

That’s a rash, not a herpes sore

Lenin in the streets, Dostoyevsky in the sheets

Baby, are you ready for this Cold War?

Katya Zamolodchikova


james/thomas appreciation week

∟ day three: favourite kiss

Please reblog if you think that being gay is valid and not horrible

I’m trying to prove a point to my mom. She’s been telling me that my sexuality isn’t valid and that gay people are the same as child molesters. She said that gay people are monsters. I told her that I can’t help who I’m attracted to and she said that if she were to fall in love with a sixteen year old boy wouldn’t that also be valid if being attracted to the same sex is? She told me that I’m going to hell because I’m not following the bible. Please let me show her that people of the LGBTQ+ community are valid. 

Stephen Colbert: Welcome back. My next guests are a band…
God: Excuse me, Stephen?
Stephen: God? God everybody. It’s the Lord.
God: Hey everybody, how’s it hanging?
Stephen: What can I do for you, Lord?
God: Hey, do you mind if I introduce these guys?
Stephen: Um, sure yeah. Go ahead. I’m sorry. Yeah.
God: Alright, yeah, thanks! I’m a huge fan. Ladies and gentlemen. Here performing “Still Breathing” off their new album Revolution Radio, please welcome 5-time Grammy winners and GOD’S FAVORITE BAND: GREEN DAY. [x]

Question at the press roundtable, NYCC 2017

Q: I know you like to end on a cliffhanger a lot but are these characters gonna get any kind of closure, in any aspects of their life this time around? I know you always wanna leave options open but are we gonna get any kind of peace? Ever? Basically…

Chris Carter: I mean what is Closure? 


Originally posted by scully-dana

anonymous asked:

What advice would you give to someone who's self conscious about their body? I'm a bit chubby and I have stretch marks...

((OOC: I mean, I, too, have a chubby body, to say the least. I, too, have stretchmarks.

A big thing for me was looking around and saying. “Nobody is sharing bodies like mine. Nobody is putting my body in films, nobody is putting it in magazines. So maybe, just maybe… That means that it’s special?” The fact that my body is striped, sexy, and luscious, is my little secret. 

Also, I treat my body with the reverence that I reserve for people I encounter in the world. I see bodies like mine when I go out in the world, and I say, DAMN, that is a good looking body on that person. By extension, it’s a good looking body on me.

And actually, it’s helped me a lot to sit down with my body and recognize that it is entirely MINE. My legs, by tummy, my shoulders. We are entitled to so little in this world. Our body is our one constant. We decorate it as we fit, we nourish it with things we like, and it goes through lots of changes… But it is OURS. In the end, it’s all we’ve got. Which raises the question… Your phone. Your favourite book. That one blanket you have. It might not look the same as everyone elses, it might not be as pretty as the one your neighbour has. But it’s YOURS. And that kinda makes it super precious and lovable, right?

Why not reserve some of that same respect, love, and devotion for your body?))

“Behold, Bastard Son”

A fan tossed a bible to Nergal - who promptly began to tear the pages of the book of lies. In all of the Brazilian leg of the tour, this only happened in Rio.

Behemoth @ Circo Voador, 2014.


❧ Lucifer
They used to call the devil the father of lies. But for someone whose sin is meant to be pride, you’d think that lying would leave something of a sour taste. So my theory is that when the devil wants to get something out of you, he doesn’t lie at all. He tells you the exact, literal truth. And he lets you find your own way to hell. [x]


a few highlights from the turn panel:

  • alexander rose asking (and i’m paraphrasing on this one), “what self-respecting actor would really want to wear those wigs?” was priceless. nick was first to respond with, “no one.” ian followed with, “everyone.”
  • ian still has that wig, too. they joked it’s under his bed now.
  • when alex began asking the actors questions, he had to decide in which order they should go. they decided rank, but he still had to muse, “i could go with heather first. ladies first and all.” he paused, considered profusely… annnd carried on with ian. 
  • they did mention the music featured on the show, but nothing of the releasing soundtracks, only how they went about choosing. that said, they were playing full tracks from the first three seasons before the panel began.
  • “love is patient, love is kind.” it was this verse, heather said, which was her inspiration for anna strong.
  • nick’s favorite scene was the rob/arnold moment from the season 3 finale. he thought it was beautifully written and exciting, knowing how robert would be risking his life once more.
  • ROBERT WILL EXPRESS HIS MOTIVES THIS SEASON. nick was excited for this, and rightfully so. 
  • nick also went on to say rob has some of his best scenes this season with with james rivington and abraham woodhull. ngl, my heart soared.
  • alex posed the question of, if we were living in a alt universe where turn got another season, what would it be? of course a musical came up, thanks to hamilton, and someone pitched jamie’s dancing. nick was all nods and grins to that, then pitched his own: a buddy comedy. “like cheers, but with james and robert. he gives one-liners and robert grunts.”

merchant-of-aegis  asked:

Initially I headcannoned that Damien looked like a bum, then my headcannon did a 180° and I briefly thought of his as wearing really nice suits and stuff since he could just will people into giving him whatever. But now I can't get it out of my head that he looks completely normal and probably just wears like boring v-necks from Wal-Mart like a normal person and him looking normal is honestly scarier than him looking weird. What do you think Damien looks like?

I don’t usually share my own person headcanons for my characters, but I will say that I really like the “just a normal guy” headcanon of Damien. Hoodies are definitely a staple of his wardrobe.