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lot’s of chanyeol for the biggest piece of chanyeol trash i’ve ever known, and one of the best people i will ever have the fortune to meet  (ノ゜ω゜)ノ

i love you, and happy birthday mary, @chanshine!

diversemediums  asked:

Want to know how much I love Vietnam AU? It was the first Outlander AU I've ever read. It made me feel all the feels and I wanted more. I then went Anon into Tumblr to find imagineclaireandjamie. I found the stories and community to be so wonderful. I sent you an Anon msg bc I got the bug to write J&C for the first time. You encouraged me to do so. Now? I'm working on two multi chapter fics and interacting with some of the nicest fans/writers/readers ever to exist. Again, I LOVE Vietnam AU ❤️

Dearest @diversemediums - I wish you could see how much I am blushing, and how much my heart is truly humbled by your beautiful words. Thank *you*!

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  • MJ: So like what if there was like a really good soup and everyone was like "this is the best soup you'll ever have in your life", but it's made with pee, and not only pee, but it's made with like a dude you know's pee?
  • Rocky: What the hell are you talking about??
  • MJ: I'm asking you a question! If everybody was just like "dude this soup is so good!!" but it's made with pee!
  • Rocky: I could not be less clear on what we are talking about.
  • MJ: How could I be even more clear?! In this hypothetical world-
  • Rocky: Uh huh.
  • MJ: -where these people come up to you and they're like "this soup is delicious"-
  • Rocky: Right.
  • MJ: -but it's made with pee!
  • Rocky: You lost me.

canada played sweden in the final of hockey (idk what the competition is called i’m sorry all i know about hockey is from the olympics) and i was at my swedish family’s house and they had swedish and canadian flags up and a canadian mug for my tea and idc about hockey but i do like when we win but if we’re going to lose there’s no one i’d rather lose to than the swedes i love the swedes

  • what she says: i'm fine.
  • what she actually means: the book of life is an extremely underrated movie and needs more love asap. It has everything a good story needs. It's about growing up, has action, adventure, MUSIC, humour, romance, strong female and male characters. Hey also it will probably make you cry. Damn like it probably has the best god damn ot3 you'll ever have the pleasure of spending one hour and thirty five minutes with too??? Also did I mention its animation is fucking beautiful?
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Lies era bigbang vs Bang Bang Bang era bigbang♡

What Your Sun Sign Says About You
  • Aries: Aries people are all athletes. They are all egomaniacs and are the best at everything. They have naturally loud voices and by that I mean your outside voice is their inside voice. They have jawlines so sharp they can cut you. All Aries have road rage and are male.
  • Taurus: All Taurus people are slow and live on farms. They love anything that has to do with plants, animals, and nature. They also love security which they often find in a Snickers bar. Taurus people make great chefs if you can keep them from eating the batter. They are very stubborn. You can lead a Taurus to water, but you can't make it drink.
  • Gemini: Gemini people talk 1,000 miles a minute. They are always hyped up on caffeine and when they're not, they still act as if they are. They never sleep. Gemini people have an account on every social media site. They may not have invented the internet, but they sure as hell popularized it.
  • Cancer: Cancers are very loving and protective. Until you cross them. Then they go Rambo. They are moody and manipulative. Cancers will try to charm you into doing things and when you don't comply, they lose it. They especially hate it when people who they love backstab them. If a Cancer thinks you betrayed them, I wouldn't recommend eating anything they cook because it's probably laced with rat poison. Cancers live in their bed, usually surrounded by tons of blankets and pillows with Netflix on and snacking on a box of chocolate. All female Cancers are moms and all male Cancers are mama's boys.
  • Leo: Leos are the most fabulous people you'll ever meet. They wear only the best brands and have terrific fashion sense. Their hair is their prized possession (along with their Gucci handbag, of course). Leo people are extremely dramatic and love having the spotlight on them. Leo people live on a stage and are the type of people to tweet extremely personal things ("Just went to the bathroom #SWAG"). All Leos are blonde.
  • Virgo: Virgos are the neat freaks of the world. Their favorite bath product is bleach. The quickest (and funniest!) way to anger a Virgo is to touch their things. Go into their room and move their pens around and them watch them have a nervous breakdown. Virgos are very intelligent people and like order. However, they don't really sleep much because of their continuous worrying. "How many calories were in that brownie?" "Do aliens really exist?" "DID I REMEMBER TO TURN OFF THE STOVE?!" All Virgos suffer from OCD and are picky eaters.
  • Libra: Libras are the diplomats of the zodiac. They are also the most indecisive. The quickest way to kill a Libra is to make them pick where to eat for dinner. A Libra's favorite thing to talk about is their love life. For every light on Broadway, there is a lovestruck/heartbroken Libra. Luckily they get over breakups pretty quickly. After staying in bed for 2 weeks, badmouthing their ex to ALL of their girlfriends, listening to Taylor Swift nonstop, and the occasional tire-slashing, they're pretty good to go. Libras flock in groups. If you see one, there's 20 more hiding in her handbag. They're the girls who go to the bathroom in groups. All Libras are female.
  • Scorpio: Scorpios are secretive and possessive. And don't forget obsessive. Once something has caught their eye, they will pursue it relentlessly. They are the people who Facebook stalk others. Often times you won't even know a Scorpio has been doing this. It will just be the occasional shadow you see out of the corner of your eye or the creak in you floorboards at night. The quickest way to get stung by a Scorpio is to betray them. Cheat on them or worse yet, tell someone their deepest darkest secrets, and you will regret your very existence. But here's the thing: they won't yell at you, they won't throw things; the police will just find your body 3 days later floating in the ocean. But as long as you're trustworthy and never EVER leave their sight, you should be okay.
  • Sagittarius: Sagittarius is a ball of fun. An irresponsible, reckless ball of fun. It's always fun to hang out with a Sagittarius, that is until someone calls the cops because chances are if you're hanging out with a Sag, you're doing something illegal. Sagittarius people can do ridiculously stupid things and still never get hurt. They are the luckiest sign of the zodiac. They are those people who find $20 just laying in the street and get arrested but only spend the night in jail. It was a Sagittarius that invented the phrase "Do it for the Vine". All famous people are Sagittarians and all Sagittarians are famous.
  • Capricorn: Capricorns are hard-working. Too hard-working. They will do anything to get to the top. They will step on people and use their appearance to get what they want. However, they party as hard as they work. In fact, they are usually the craziest ones on the dance floor. Out of all the signs, Capricorns are the funniest ones to watch get angry (as long as you're not the one they're angry at of course). Capricorns get frustrated like the rest of us, but their anger usually reaches a certain point where they lose it and sarcasm becomes their first language. It's at that point that all the fucks they gave go out the window. Capricorns always have the best insults.
  • Aquarius: Aquarius people are... uh, unique. It is impossible to base what the Aquarius race looks like based off of just one. They come in all shapes and sizes. Just look for the tacky people and there's a 99% chance that they're Aquarians. Aquarius people also love technology. On that note, their rooms are fire hazards because of all the cords they have plugged in to the electrical outlets. It's difficult to push an Aquarius over the edge but when you do, their insults are usually below the belt. The hit where it hurts and either don't realize it or simply don't care. All Aquarians still live in their parents' basement and have attended ComicCon at least twice.
  • Pisces: Pisces people are sensitive little fish. And by sensitive I mean crybabies. They are those people who held a funeral for their fish when they were kids (and probably still do). Pisces are also irresponsible. They often say that they'll do things but never do and usually it's because they legitimately forgot. All Pisces have the amazing ability to stay kids forever. They are easily amused an enjoy fantasy stories, especially where everybody lives happily ever after. All Pisces like anime and cosplay.
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The Signs as I know them (Aries POV)
  • aries: (friends) not as mean and angry as they're made out to be. lowkey actual sweethearts. total children at heart. loyal af and will protect their friends to the death. seems careless but is actually too caring. the best resting bitch faces you'll ever see.
  • taurus: (friends) lowkey tiny babies. usually have a lot more depth than you'd imagine. funny af and pretty attractive. mind is constantly running 1000 miles an hour and it's hard to keep up. hard to not love them.
  • gemini: (not even gonna bother) so so so two-faced...(I don't fuck w you guys)
  • cancer: (sister/dad/brother/friends)assholes. but I get along w them... sometimes. I don't enjoy being around them usually because I feel really held down and annoying. hit or miss.
  • leo: (best friends) some of the craziest people you'll ever meet. extremely fun to be around though. wants to fight a lot. knows what they want and will do anything to get it. admirable.
  • virgo: (best friends/friends/sister) hit or miss. some are chill and easy to get along with and some I wanna fight. fun af. also some of the craziest people. definitely the kinda of sign you need in your life. lowkey I hate virgos though.
  • libra: (best friends/friends)amazing. literally the most wonderful people ever. so fun. extremely easy-going and always on the same level as me.
  • scorpio: (best friend) wonderful. I can't even put into words how much I love them. supportive af. extremely comfortable to be around. always there. constantly down for adventures. also definitely a great sign to have in your life.
  • sagittarius: (friends) bitchy af but in the best ways. hilarious. so nice to be around. adorable. one of my fav signs.
  • capricorn: (mom/friends/acquaintances)I literally hate you guys. you're not bad people but I fucking hate capricorns. mean af and so non-understanding. fake af. two-faced. worst sign.
  • aquarius: (friends) ehhh. funny. really cool people to get to know. but awful at the same time. just not that great tbh.
  • pisces: (friends) hilarious but bitchy af. constantly a love/hate relationship. distant. emotional af.